Limbaugh: NASA Faked Finding Water On Mars To Further The Leftist Climate Change Agenda

“They’re lying about it. They’re just making up the amount of ice in the North and South Poles, they’re making up the temperatures, they’re lying and making up false charts and so forth. So what’s to stop them from making up something that happened on Mars that will help advance their left-wing agenda on this planet? OK so there’s flowing water on Mars. Yip yip yip yahoo. You know me, I’m science 101, big time guy, tech advance it, you know it, I’m all in. But, NASA has been corrupted by the current regime. I want to find out what they’re going to tell us. OK, flowing water on Mars. If we’re even to believe that, what are they going to tell us that means? That’s what I’m going to wait for. Because I guarantee, let’s just wait and see, this is September 28, let’s just wait and see. Don’t know how long it’s going to take, but this news that there is flowing water on Mars is somehow going to find its way into a technique to advance the leftist agenda.” – Rush Limbaugh, speaking today on his radio show. (Tipped by JMG reader Joel)

  • Limbaugh still has a show? I thought everyone got tired of his drug-addled screeching.

    • secretlab

      I figure most of Limbaugh’s listeners have moved on to even more hateful liars like Michael Savage and Mark Levin.

  • crewman

    How miserable and pathetic does your life have to be that listening to Rush Limbaugh sounds like a good diversion.

    • Marc

      Limburger is fun to listen to when you’ve read everything on The Onion.

      • JustSayin’

        There is not enough pot or alcohol In the world to make listening to it babble fun. I’m just not sick and twisted enough for that.

    • “..and making up false charts and so forth” –

      There’s that “and-so-forth” thing again. *Who* is making shit up, Limby?

    • Robert Snowden

      Turd breath speaks…and rational intelligent people don’t give a right wing f**k! 💩

    • Judas Peckerwood

      Ask my parents.

      • CM Harris

        Ugh, mine too.

      • Believe it or not I know a lot of people who love Fox News who find Rush annoying and irritating.

      • Mark

        Mine too – they’re in their very late 80’s…..

        • Octoberfurst

          My dad is in his 80’s and loves Rush. But old White guys are his core audience so I wasn’t surprised.

          • Gene

            I am, as a pal called me a “demographics nerd”. Its a part of my job. from a business standpoint, stations want to know WHO is listening. There is a reason there are so many ads for Viagra/home security etc on his show. the average listener IS a male. early to mid 70s. surprisingly educated (there are just so few other places to listen to someone else express their often unsaid fears, so, they go to Rush). his ratings are declining, and, as the Grim reaper takes more and more of his listeners (my regrets if that sounds cold to those here who mention their parents…not my intention, mea culpa) his ratings, which have tanked in recent years in several markets, will continue to tank.
            Liberals have jobs and are very tech savvy and don’t listen to talk radio
            The young…ditto
            Older, angry, shocked at all the change and unhappy about it, white men have time, and like to listen to him bitch. and, they vote. but, each year, there fewer and fewer of them, and even many a conservative loathes this uneducated bigoted windbag. Five years ago he was a shadow of what he was 10 years ago. Now, he is a shadow of what he was 5 years ago. In 5 or 7 more years, he, and his listening cohort, will be illrelevant…and, mostly, gone. he has been put on micro stations in Boston and other cities…tick tock Rush….tick tock..demographics are destiny

          • John T

            What do roofers and drywallers listen to these days?

          • canoebum

            Hip Hop and Heavy Metal.

          • DN

            Our plumbers had the old school R&B station on all day. It was very nice 🙂

            By the way, did you know Minnie Riperton is Maya Rudolph’s mother?

          • John T

            Yes, I went on a bit of a Minnie Riperton kick recently and I believe her Wikipedia page was the first one that ever made me cry.

          • WakeUpAmerica

            LOL

          • Bj Lincoln

            My brother is a contractor and has control over the radio. Guess what his crew is forced to listen to.

          • JCF

            I think my 95yo dad would rather have what’s left of his teeth pulled, than listen to Rush…

          • My only comfort here is that that audience is dying out.

      • Nic Peterson

        While you are at it, find out if they sense a liberal threat from the fact that water, most likely from comets, can be found on the planet next door.

        I’d ask my parents but they are asleep at this hour and I won’t care enough to remember.

        • Judas Peckerwood

          Ha! If it originates outside the borders of the US of A, then of course it’s a threat!

        • David Walker

          The threat is that the liberals are putting fluoride in the water.

      • Bj Lincoln

        My brother. Part of why we don’t speak.

    • kaydenpat

      Or listening to Michael Savage or Alex Jones?

    • JT
  • oikos
    • Sam_Handwich

      what’s that? clicked it and got a prompt request

      • oikos

        Should be this. Not sure why the link failed

  • JesterRedPanda

    Vorpal, Oikos… Help! The big ugly idiot is scaring me!

  • Mark_in_MN

    it’s quite clear to me that all that oxycontin and other drugs have completely destroyed what little capacity to reason he may have once had.

    • Friday

      It’s always intrigued me how the Religious Right never thought once to re-examine their belief in things he said in the period they *knew* he had been off his face and droolling from the stuff. 🙂

      • LovesIrony

        and marrying his 3rd whore

    • LovesIrony

      you mean back in the day when he said drug addicts should be executed?

      • Mark_in_MN

        I had forgotten about that. He never had much reasoning power, in any case.

  • Sam_Handwich
  • ultragreen

    Limbaugh is scraping at the bottom of the barrel in an attempt to maintain his ratings. If he truly believes what he is saying, then Limbaugh is as stupid as his listeners.

  • MattM

    LOL What is he getting at? How does ice on Mars validate climate change science on Earth? What does the presence of flowing water on the surface of Mars have to do with Democrats (or Republicans)? How is extra-terrestrial water partisan?

    Typical GOP fear of science. I hope there is single-celled life on Mars. Because that makes Rush certifiably the dumbest creature on two planets in the solar system.

    • Mark_in_MN

      They have nothing to do with one another. The secret key to this little rant is that in Rush’s addled mind, everything, absolutely everything, is about ideology and nothing else.

      • MattM

        “Water flows left instead of right on Mars. Is it a Liberal conspiracy? Is there a causal link between Martian water and Benghazi?”

      • RoFaWh

        Or, as an instructor in data analysis once put it, everything is deeply intertwingled.

      • David Walker

        Ideology and Oxycontin.

    • crewman

      To understand Rush as well as Fox News just look at what outcome benefits them in the context. In this case Republicans represent the desire of corporations to pollute the environment and exploit its resources for their singular profit. NASA provides evidence that strongly says the activities of these corporations are very negatively affecting our planet. One of the favorite strategies of the right-wing media is to discredit any group or person that provides information, research, or evidence counter to one of their agenda items. The consumers of the right-wing media are highly susceptible to any crazy argument that seems to cast aspersions at progressives. They have been conditioned over years of careful messaging to distrust anything from “the liberal media” so they are in the complete control of the right-wing media. Rush doesn’t even have to try hard to connect dots between wildly unrelated things, which is evidenced in his comments about NASA. Just say any crazy, negative thing, and then claim that proves NASA fakes evidence about climate change. Therefore climate change is not really happening and corporations cannot be expected to change any behavior.

      • BlueberriesForMe

        “The ‘Blood’ Moon last night? It was fake blood. Those libs and ‘the left’ are lying again!

        • Robert Stultz

          Thanks Obama!

      • teeveedub

        Limbaugh and his clones are clearly running out of governmental entities to have conspiracy theories about.

    • I keep thinking of this:

      • Larry Ft Pierce

        ya think?

    • kaydenpat

      Makes as much sense as chemtrails, Benghazi and Jade Helm, I suppose.

    • Gyeo

      If NASA finds a watery ocean on Europa, Rush would potentially be the dumbest creature on two planets and a moon.

  • JTC

    Too bad all that hot air coming from Mr. Limbaugh isn’t an energy resource. We would NEVER have to worry about running out of fuel.

    • LovesIrony

      yeah its no wonder the globe is warming

  • Phil

    Yes, but what planet is Rush on?

    • MattM

      Planet Oxi, in the Codone galaxy.

      • JoeMyGod

        Totally stealing this for Twitter.

  • Luther Kreiger

    Just think, there are still people that listen to this moron babble like this, making up more complete bullshit per minute than NASA or any other organization could ever hope to match if they were so inclined, and think it’s somehow insightful or the “real truth.”

    Sigh.

  • Bluto

    How in the hell is Mars libtard?

    • Dazzer

      It’s his ‘logical’ extension of ‘moonbats’

  • Joseph Miceli

    I do not have the words to sufficiently convey my contempt for that person.

    • DonnaLee

      I enjoy hearing how he has very few markets left.

    • Galvestonian

      I’m white, over 72 and I hate cell phones – give me a land line anytime – Christ … I remember live operators, (YES, I am old-fashioned) — anyway I consider ‘ol Rush the lowest of the low, an opportunistic exponentially stupider than stupid dullard, beyond moronic, a fat ignorant waste of human tissue, how anyone puts up with this piece of shit (or even listens to his filth) is beyond me.

      • Joseph Miceli

        …and I thank you!

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    He’s not too paranoid, is he? I can make him a bunch of very stylish tin foil hats. 10 bucks a piece.

    • Bluto

      Support unbridled capitalism & raise that 5500% to $550/ea.

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        Yeah, but I’m not a heartless scumbag.

        • LonelyLiberal

          I am! And I guarantee that my aluminum foil has never been touched by a liberal (I wore gloves while making it).

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            Well, when I make mine, I make sure to infuse them with liberal cooties.

    • BlueberriesForMe

      Are there “entertainers” like this in other countries? Is there an “RL” type known in Europe for example or is this just an American ‘creation’?

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        I’m sure there must be. Purposeful ignorance and snake oil salesmen surely aren’t confined to just our country.

        • BlueberriesForMe

          All I can think of are the propaganda types like Lord Haw Haw or the various “Tokyo Rose’s. Of course, RL is always ‘at war’ with ‘the left’ so
          I think it’s equivalent.

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            Maybe they do what we used to? You know, keep the really ill people locked up for their safety and ours. I’m always struck by how really out there some of these people are. And that they have an audience for their really outrageous beliefs. I don’t really like the word crazy because mental illness isn’t the person’s fault. But, I have to think that some of these people say this stuff to rile the base and they aren’t really “crazy.”

          • David Walker

            What we used to do in broadcasting worked pretty well, too, and that was the Fairness Doctrine which demanded that for every point of view, there had to be a counterpoint. It could be broadcast at 2 in the morning, but it had to be there.

            Oddly, both the Fairness Doctrine and extensive care for the mentally ill disappeared under the reign of St. Ronnie.

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            Ron’s got quite a lot to answer for, doesn’t he?

      • Homo Erectus

        Martin Ssempa (eat da poo-poo)

    • rabbit_ears

      Can they cover his whole body? Don’t want any of that science crap getting in under the radar.

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        LOL. This would be funny if it weren’t so damn pathetic. These are the same people that think the Moon landing was a hoax and that evolution is an evil liberal plot and that dinosaur bones were planted by their god to test us. It’s totally absurd. You really have to work hard not to keep up with science in today’s day and age.

        • rabbit_ears

          He certainly works hard dreaming up excuses to deny it or call it leftist plots.

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            I’ve always been convinced that they have a conservative version of “think tanks” with the goal of coming up with the most outrageous stuff. I figure they do a lot of drugs and try to out stupid each other. I can’t imagine how else this bullshit comes to be.

          • rabbit_ears

            If L. Ron Hubbard was still alive, just imagine how high up in GOP government he’d be by now!

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            He was a master snake oil salesman. Just look at the little cult he started. There are religious leaders all over the world who probably think his business model is the best thing since sliced bread.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Wow, ignorance is bliss, and Rush is in heaven.

  • KnownDonorDad

    A natural extension of science denialism.

    • Friday

      It’s gone from denialism to panic. He’s like, “Aaaa! What do you mean a new asteroid! Liberal conspiracy! “

      • Mark_in_MN

        Surely everything about the universe has already been discovered. Anything new must be some plot to drive in some liberal social experiment or fascist marxist communism, right?

        Or something like that….

        • Friday

          He knows his bloviating about what he thinks he knows but ‘nobody knows’ is no match for the power of ….Looking at things. Which is of course all about *him.* 🙂

        • Chucktech

          Of COURSE everything about the universe has already been discovered! Read your bible, it’s all in there!

  • Friday

    So, basically Rush is so afraid of science he simply needs to try and inoculate against *any* scientific discovery cause by now he just assumes it’s going to prove him wrong again and must be turned into a conspiracy against his lies? 🙂

    • rabbit_ears

      Yep, he’s seen Star Trek. He wants no part of the Klingon wars to come.

  • KCGayhawk

    But using it to further the Right Wing Ignorance Machine is ok……

  • Duane Dimitrov

    I love that this is the voice of modern conservatism.

    It would be so hilarious if it wasn’t so dangerous….

  • Bill T.

    Rush must be having fun rummaging around on the bottom of the crazy barrel.

    • LovesIrony

      searching for that long lost oxy

      • Bill T.

        The one he left dissolving underneath his tongue.

        • Octavio

          He’s long since quit taking Oxycontin. These days he just slaps on a new Fentanyl patch under his arm pit every 12 hours.

          • Bill T.

            He needs a Michael Jackson-sized dose of Propafal.

  • LonelyLiberal

    What? This is word salad of the most salad-ic.

    It’s a scientific finding, you dipshit. It means that colonization is possible much more easily than previously thought, and also means that life is a possibility greater than before. This is not something that’s “news” to anybody who’s followed the Mars Express, but previously it was merely a strong indication. Now it’s certain.

    As far as the “leftist” (by which I think you mean “science appreciating”) agenda, it merely says that when you go looking for stuff, you sometimes find it. And it’s wise to go looking because you never really know what you’re going to find.

    It’s not going to magically alter our understanding of climate change. It’s not completely unexpected. It’s not unbelievable in the slightest when every other studied body has water on it (including Mars at the polar caps and our airless Moon). It’s just something new because…fucking drumroll please…

    There are now two known worlds with running water on them. And they’re the only two worlds where we’ve ever gone looking for it, so a 100% find. That’s a big deal.

    • oikos

      Your facts have no place in republican discussions about ‘science.’

      • LonelyLiberal

        I know, I know. Fortunately, the Republican outlook seems to be on the run more and more lately.

        • oikos

          There does seem to be a lot of pushback lately. A hopeful sign.

    • LovesIrony

      they deny evolution and listen to this baboon’s ass for guidance.

      • oikos

        ..

    • kaydenpat

      Couldn’t read it since I don’t speak Word Saladese. Plus, Limbaugh has zero credibility on scientific matters to say the least.

  • geoffalnutt

    Absolutely, Rush! The Earth is NOT round either (another Librul plot), the Moon landing was faked on a Hollywood set, the Earth is 6000 years old…and is the center of the universe!! You were right all along.

    • Chucktech

      And I’m SURE he has the relevant citations to back up his claims…

    • Sk3ptic

      And besides, Mars is a DEAD PAGAN GOD. Who got beat up by the baby Jesus when he rode in on a dinosaur.

  • anne marie in philly

    da fuck?

  • Sk3ptic

    Limbaugh makes this wacko look perfectly sensible.

    • LonelyLiberal

      Sometimes those zucchini put up a real fight.

    • MattM

      Size queen.

    • JustDucky

      That’s a joke, right? It’s meant to be ironic?

    • oikos

      Thank FSM, I’ve always despised zucchini and am convinced it’s a liberal plot to make me gag.

      • BearEyes

        just put the tip in your mouth and not try to swallow the whole thing quickly at once.

      • rabbit_ears

        I thought I was the only looneytoon who hated the stuff. 🙂

        • oikos

          My mother used to boil everything down to gruel consistency and zucchini and squash are at the top of my cannot eat list.

      • Grilled zucchini is delicious! You are a heathen if you don’t love zucchini. /s

        • oikos

          Yup. I’m definitely a heathen then.

    • 2karmanot

      Gonna need a thermos of amyl

    • kaydenpat

      Yum yum. Zucchinis are delish!

      • Homo Erectus

        Eggplant has a certain appeal as well.

    • RoFaWh

      That photo is funny. I’m sure it was meant to be funny, too.

    • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

      He’s ready for the rhubarb lady.

  • Miji

    Damn Joe! Give us a little warning before you post a picture like that. At first I thought it was a story about the Ghostbusters reboot.

  • KentDean

    Well, gosh … reading this, a few words come to mind … Seroquel … Risperdal … (oh, never mind)

    • LonelyLiberal

      Haldol. Lithium…

      • Sk3ptic

        Great choices, all of them. I’d even go with ether or chloroform, but I don’t want to sound reich-like.

        • Christopher Smith

          Reich-like? I was thinking duct tape, and plenty of it. 🙂

      • rabbit_ears

        Thorazine, electroshock therapy…

    • kaydenpat

      Crack?

      • David Walker

        He already has several.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Bath salts!

    • Elliott

      Scopalomine. Or scoop alpine. Whatever auto correct says. Yes, it’s that good.

    • He was caught hoarding painkillers and had to pay a $30,000 fine in a plea bargain deal here is Palm Beach County, so Oxycontins and Vicodins would be more like it.

  • Joseph Miceli

    Rush would like you to know that all FOUR of his marriages were a sacred bonding between a man and a woman.

    • LovesIrony

      a man and a gold digging mattress

      • 2karmanot

        On Mars it would be a water bed.

        • rabbit_ears

          A low gravity waterbed. Watch out for those ripples, you’ll go flying.

      • Joseph Miceli

        Hey, if number four is actually sleeping with that toad, I’d say she deserves every penny.

  • Ian

    “People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.” – Soren Kierkegaard

  • LovesIrony

    oh go marry your couch you idiot

    • Sam_Handwich

      i believe he’s going to marry the office chair in his studio, which stinks like a shelter for homeless hyenas

    • oikos

      Slippery slope. People will want to marry their fainting couches if that happens and then beanbag chairs.

      • rabbit_ears

        Thats the right wing agenda. No same sex marriage but furniture marriages are going to be enforced.

  • Raybob

    What does Mars have to do with Earth? He IS crazy.

    • LonelyLiberal

      Quite a lot, actually. Mars isn’t dissimilar to some severely desertified, high-altitude areas on Earth (except we have more air of a different makeup). Understanding one can help with our understanding of the other.

      Mars is located at the outward edge of the estimated Habitability Zone. Earth is very close to the inner edge. This increases our understanding of that zone, and reinforces the conclusion that if Mars hadn’t been a midget, this would be a very interesting Solar System indeed. It may also give us some understanding of geo-engineering, which I have a feeling we’re gong to need.

      Mars and Earth formed at the same time from the same nebula, so understanding one helps understand the other–and the differences are of particular interest.

      • Tor

        When I saw the first photos from Mars, I thought, “Looks like Wyoming.”

        • LovesIrony

          when I saw the first photos from Mars, I thought, Looks like Limbaugh

      • Chucktech

        Oh, nonsense. The reason Mars is relevant to the Earth is because the Dear LORD created both of them on the same day. Everybody knows that…

      • rabbit_ears

        That and thanks to orbital resonance with Mars and Venus we stay in a pretty stable orbit.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbital_resonance

      • BobSF_94117

        Understanding one can help with our understanding of the other.

        There’s your sneaky leftist plot right there!

        • Bridget Heinz

          Yep, a right wing transphobe.

          I was correct.

          • BobSF_94117

            Oh, god, I’ve got a stalker with no sense of fun.

          • Bridget Heinz

            You’re sense of levity is reading news story involving a police report about a trans person.

            You’re disturbed

    • Are you being snarky?

  • Boy Elvis

    Next up maybe Rush will deny that the moon landings happened and Buzz Aldrin will have to sock him in the jaw.

    http://i.imgur.com/BOID1.gif

    • Bad Tom

      I treasure Buzz Aldrin more than ever for that.

      • Necessitas

        You can get away with quite a lot once you reach a certain age. I’m getting there myself.

        • Bad Tom

          Being the first Lunar Module Pilot on the Moon helps, too.
          ——-
          Especially since the guy being socked was a moon landing denier. It just pissed Buzz off.

    • Deacon Phreque

      I will never, ever, get tired of seeing that clip.

  • DirtyPierre

    I’m beginning to think that parallel universes are colliding. Maybe that full moon eclipse last night has magnified the crazy.

  • Rod Steely

    He is such an idiot. I’ve had enough of all of them!

  • NOW it all makes sense.

  • Tor

    I told you it was the doing of Satan.

    • rabbit_ears

      Or the dong of Satan.

  • Bronxboy47

    Yes, Rush, we all know reality has a left-wing bias.

  • JustDucky
  • RR

    Talking snakes, zombie saviors, virgin mothers, parting seas, arks, etc… ALL fine, but water on Mars is a stretch? It’s time to deny modern medicine to religious adherents. Put that all-consuming faith to the test.

    • Sk3ptic

      Boom!

  • JustSayin’

    Kennedy was really assassinated and we did not land on the moon and Vietnam was a devise plan to kill white christians by getting them hooked on Thai stick and slanted poontang. What a fucking buffoon!

  • Well I see that Rush didn’t get a raptured during last night’s Blood Moon.

    • Sk3ptic

      I had a whole list of people who didn’t get raptured. I’ve been disappointed all day long.

      • I actually crossed over last night. It was so quick and painless. I tried to post about it, but the WIFI is very slow on the other side and is turns out, they block JMG. I was able to take a tour and got some great pics. Sadly, after spending almost 3.5 hours in orientation, my application wasn’t approved, so I was sent back to suffer with all of you bitches.

        • rabbit_ears

          Are you sure that was a rapture? Not a rupture of some sort? Its ok, all the stylish, intelligent and fun people are here, not there.

        • Bad Tom

          So, that’s why you’re running for Speaker of the House?
          Revenge?

          • Oh no. That’s Sam Handwhich. He’s running for speaker. I have much higher aspirations. I’m running for president.

  • tcinsf

    That Limbaugh exists means nothing to me. That there are people out there who don’t recognize him as a lying, bloviating jackass makes me cringe.

  • kanehau

    Did the talking bean bag chair say something? I wasn’t listening.

  • 2patricius2

    Is he that desperate over his loss of audience and attention from the Republicant establishment? Or is just getting more wacko?

  • AtticusP

    ..

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Can you imagine the teatard heads exploding if that were true LOLZ

      • Reality.Bites

        Can you imagine what it would do to Kaufman’s fan base?

    • oikos

      ‘Here I come to save the day.’

  • David Lightman

    He needs to start doctor shopping again because whatever meds he’s on this time make him sound more moronic than usual.

  • Does EVERYTHING have to be a leftist agenda plot? Go home and neck down a few more oxy pills and shut up.

    • TampaDink

      Yes….for as long as the Kenyan, Muslim, Homosexual is illegally occupying the WHITE house. ☺

  • 2karmanot

    Pudding face, pie hole…Yawn….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Michael

    Did they also may up oxycontin and doctor shopping?

  • sigh.

    erasing tl;dr.

    I’m science 101, big time guy, tech advance it, you know it, I’m all in.

    yeah. whatever. i literally just listened to a clip (unwillingly) of LushBo the boi lover who needs illegal quantities of drugs to rape little kids, saying how evil and corrupt “science today is!” whatever, you druggie fatlard. go marry kimmi davis and shut the fuck up.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Seriously, is he still a thing?

    • Sam_Handwich

      i guess in the confederacy

      i think everyone in the north has dropped him

  • Oxy-addicted child-rapist says what?

  • I just had the sudden realization I haven’t been exposed to a quote from RL in ages on this and similiar sites. I also realize I haven’t missed him. Sounds like he’s still addicted to his drugs.

  • bkmn

    Is Sarah Palin ghostwriting for him now?

    • oikos

      She was but she quit halfway through the job.

      • RoFaWh

        She was making way too much sense.

  • He just blathers on. He has no idea what he’s talking about. He just reads a headline and then rants about how it’s all some sort of leftist conspiracy. What does water on Mars or not have to do with any left or right wing political agenda? Answer: nothing. Not a damn thing.

    • kaydenpat

      Does much of what he says make sense though? I assume he’s entertaining the dolts on his side of the political aisle. And making loads of money by doing so.

  • Richard Rush

    Subconsciously, he probably knows that religions are all just made up fiction fraudulently presented as truth, and he assumes that science works the same way. It’s all projection.

    • Necessitas

      This is Rush’s religion…

      • Homo Erectus

        Thankfully, with all his marriages he never reproduced. Rumor has it he likes the young boys.

  • BearEyes

    word salad bullshit.

  • motordog

    He’s exhausting…this is the opiod addict, right?

    • rabbit_ears

      Yes, not to mention he’s addicted to hearing his own voice.

      • TampaDink

        Which he could do naturally until his oxy abuse destroyed his hearing.

    • Marides48

      Yea, he’s been a spaced cadet for years now. Is he the new Science guy?

      • Pierre

        That’s funny. Yeah, Limbo, the Space Ho.

  • rabbit_ears

    “If we’re even to believe that, what are they going to tell us that means?”

    It means that hydrogen mixed with oxygen in the right way to form water on Mars like it does everywhere else in the universe. Now go stick your assPod back up there and vibrate yourself to ecstasy, you bloated sack.

    • Sam_Handwich

      it must be noted that you’re the kutest wabbit evew …

      • rabbit_ears

        Why thank you! And you are the bestest Sam Handwich I have ever seen!

    • That’s not the type of Oxy he is familiar with.

      • Necessitas

        Tell him it’s an essential component of Oxycontin, which it is, and he’ll get with the program.

    • Pierre

      Next they are going to tell us there is life in that water. That will cause Religo-World to spontaneously combust.

      • rabbit_ears

        Lets hope there is life just for that reason alone!

    • TreGibbs

      Nailed it.

  • motordog
    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Always a classic.

    • Necessitas

      She is so great! I honestly think she’s one of the best actresses to have ever lived.

      • Dean

        I want to see her portray Kim Davis.

        • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

          OMG What a great idea!

        • Reality.Bites

          I want to see Kim Davis fade into such obscurity that not even a porn actor desperately trying to transition to “legit” acting would consider portraying her.

  • Limbaugh is a science guy only in the field of prosthetics. Of course, when I say prosthetics, I mean silicone replica pussies disguised as flashlights.

    • Sam_Handwich

      a power outage at the Limbaugh asylum must be hilarious

    • Pierre

      His head is a prosthesis.

      • Desmond Rutherford

        I thought it was a photo of the blood moon, at first look.

        • Homo Erectus

          Certainly a sign of the end times.

  • Gustav2

    John Carter didn’t find any water on Mars, Science 101.

  • Macbill

    Because that’s what he would do if he were in charge.

  • Someone’s back on the Hillbilly Heroin.

  • Larry Ft Pierce

    Poor Humpty Dumpty……. I thought he had already fallen into smithereens?

  • olandp

    Rush Limbaugh, so full of shit I can smell him through the computer.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    That is just fucking insane, childish, and ignorant. Oh right, his normal behavior.

    • Homo Erectus

      Drugs are bad – M’kay?

  • TampaDink

    He’s far more addled from his oxy abuse than I realized and it seems to be getting worse.

    • Necessitas

      He’s an anthropomorphized cartoon.

      • TampaDink

        A nightmarish one at that.

    • ExGayTherapyKills

      Rush is a fake.

  • Necessitas

    There are many kinds of bigotry and prejudice, but anti-intellectualism is perhaps the ugliest of them all.

    • gaymex

      I agree that the anti-intellectual streak is one of the ugliest and most frightening, since everything bad seems to follow from the widespread fear of knowledge.

  • TrollopeReader

    So says the educated scientist, MA – Divorce, PhD- Marriage, PhD – Opiate Addiction.

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

    And Limbug’s opinion matters because?

    Oh! Right… it doesn’t, as evidenced by his sponsors and stations leaving the sinking ship.

  • Pierre

    There’s no Curiosity, Spirit, Opportunity or Sojourner rovers either. No Mars Pathfinder Project. No Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter and while we’re at it no Viking 1 and certainly no Viking 2 missions. In fact, outer space itself does not really exist. It’s a massive left-wing conspiracy started by non other than John F. Kennedy who is still alive managing all this from a secret bunker somewhere in Colorado.

    More like Science -101. I don t believe in science because, you know, Jebiz.

  • jmax

    Haven’t heard from Rush Fucktard in a while. Sorry to see he’s still around.

  • gaymex

    If this next election does not reverse the republican stranglehold on congress or if a republican president should be elected, I hope many of you will consider leaving the U.S. for your own sanity and safety. There is little to be gained by living where ignorance is gaining traction as it’s pushed to the limits by people like Limbaugh. It’s just not a healthy place to live. There are many gay expats all over the world who would welcome you with open arms. My husband and I would.

    • jmax

      My partner and I are a few years away from retirement. If we elect a republican president I would strongly consider leaving as soon as I was able.

      • gaymex

        At least have a plan.

        • WildwoodGuy

          I agree with you that a plan is most definitely required. My problem is, I have no idea even where to begin. Thoughts? Suggestions? I’d appreciate them!

          • Reality.Bites

            I’d probably google something like “Living abroad for U.S. citizens.”

            I believe it’s quite difficult to retire in Canada, Europe or Australia, but much easier in some parts of Central and South America.

          • WildwoodGuy

            Thanks! Since B.C. is so close and as I’ve visited numerous times, I had hoped that might be an option. At one point I read about an area in Saskatchewan that was giving “Homesteads” (for lack of a better word) to people who were I.T. professionals and could also code. It was just a bit too far north for me. Love me a good Mounty, but prefer not to have him digging me out of 10 feet deep snowbanks!

          • gaymex

            Take your time and visit places that you think you’d like. What is it that you like about where you are? What do you dislike about where you are? Start seriously thinking about what makes you happy.
            The internet is your friend.
            For example, a tropical climate was important to my hubby and me, so that opened up quite a few places. We settled on Mexico because it allowed for a quick return to the States if necessary. We visited 10 or so countries in Central and South America. By visited, I mean we left the tourist areas and actually explored the culture. Several countries in the mid-east and parts of Asia were scratched simply because we didn’t want to jump from the hostile christian frying pan into the hostile muslim fire. Check out expat online discussion groups to see what local folks are thinking. Travel before you make up your mind and always rent for a year or so before you think about buying property. If you can deal with renting rather than owning, then the world is awaiting you so why stay in one place. We’re homebodies and have pets, so we bought a place.
            Don’t forget to check out what the immigration or residency requirements are. Some places have a pretty high financial bar and others are less restrictive. It would be awful to find a place you like only to discover that you couldn’t meet the country’s requirements for residency. Good luck. Enjoy the journey. I wish I could be more specific, but everyone has a different check list.

          • WildwoodGuy

            Thanks! All very excellent suggestions. I’ve spent six months in the UK, Holland, Belgium, and Russia, about 2 months in Japan, Taiwan and Hong Kong (pre and post China turn-over) and could probably live in any or all of them.

            Russia surprised the hell out of me! An incredibly beautiful country, but obviously with huge drawbacks for anyone LGB or T.

            Have no issue with renting, though I’d have to get rid of the properties I currently own, or at least I’m assuming I would.

            Anyway… thanks for all the suggestions and ideas!

    • TampaDink

      We will definitely try to find our way out of here if that should happen.

    • 2amor

      As soon as my husband and I finished college we moved to Mexico… Never looked back…

      • gaymex

        Mexico sometimes gets some pretty bad press, but it has a lot going for it. We love it too.

  • Jude Newton

    Oh I agree!
    See,the loss of the ozone layer caused icebergs to MELT and the WATER to evaporate into the HOLE in the ozone and go INTO SPACE. Yeah and then the WATER – in evaporated form – swirled like a, a, a, TORNADO and gravitated to MARS because, well, the rays from the SUN PUSHED IT – and then landed on Mars and created water logged SALT – SALT that Michelle Bachmann WARNED WAS COMING TO THE USA because the GAYS WERE GETTING MARRIED .

    Keep that Truth coming, Rush! Keep it COMING.

  • kaydenpat

    So Limpballs is now a scientist?

  • Mark

    Huh????

  • SFnomad

    It’s things like this that make you wonder about how frequently was he dropped on his head as a child.

    • TampaDink

      As well as several times as an adult.

  • motordog

    And now, a word from Mr. Limbaugh’s official Advisor on Science & Education…and such as…
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

    • Jan Wesselius

      Trump wants to keep this going?

    • rabbit_ears

      Wow that was, like, so deep.

  • motordog

    Yeah, yeah…we know…Mars…so, what does this have to do with Bengazi!?!

    • Necessitas

      Marsgazi? Watergate?

    • coram nobis

      I think he got it confused with aliens coming into the United States.

  • Lindoro Almaviva

    Rush Limbaugh, showing off his several advance degrees in science, engineer and physics.

    • Homo Erectus

      He flunked out of college in his first year.

      • Lindoro Almaviva

        Imagine that…

  • Jan Wesselius

    What does finding water on Mars have to do with Earth? Only Rush could join the two together.

  • coram nobis

    A round, reddish planet-sized dirtball that may or may not have liquid sloshing around in it.

    Oh, we’re talking about Mars?

  • dcurlee

    Humm sounds like ole Rush is back adicted to his prescriptions again

    • Homo Erectus

      Or maybe he’s gone off his meds……..

    • GreatLakeSailor

      He quit!?

  • houstonray

  • gaymex

    Why Elton, Why?

  • coram nobis

    ANNOUNCER ONE: We now return to the Meridian Room in the Park Plaza
    in New York City, we bring you the music of Ronald Reagan and his orchestra [play dance tango music]
    ANNOUNCER TWO: Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt our program of dance music to bring you a special bulletin from the Intercontinental Radio News. At Grover’s Mill, New Jersey, our reporter Carl Phillips.
    CARL PHILLIPS: I wish I could convey the atmosphere, the background of this fantastic scene. Police are trying to rope off the roadway leading to the Greenwald farm. Wait! Something’s happening! A hatch is unscrewing. Someone .. or some thing .. is emerging from the Martian cylinder. It’s round, it’s red-faced, it has an enormous mouth, it’s tilting to the right, I can hardly stand to look at it. It’s beginning to speak, it — no!! [thump]
    ANNOUNCER THREE: Ladies and gentlemen, due to circumstances beyond our control, we are unable to continue the broadcast from Grover’s Mill. Evidently there’s some difficulty with our field transmission. However, we will return to that point at the earliest opportunity.
    ORSON: Ladies and Gentlemen, you have been listening to a broadcast of “The War of the Words”, which will resume after this message from our sponsor, Shredded Meat.

  • DaddyRay

    I think NASA should send Rush to Mars to prove it to him

    • sherman

      But our current technology only supports a one way trip.

      Oh.

      I think NASA should send Rush to Mars, too.

      • 2amor

        Indeed.. Just to make sure that the water is wet.

      • DaddyRay

        They could save money on fuel by not sending any oxygen

    • Ore Carmi

      Why ruin Mars?

  • Homo Erectus

    One or two wives ago, Rush owned a home very near the water in West Palm Beach, Florida. If he still owns it, you gotta wonder if he ever looks out the window.

  • Ninja0980

    It truly is sad that science is now viewed as a evil liberal agenda.

  • GreatLakeSailor

    4th Rock From The Sun: The Big Giant Head Returns!

  • sherman

    I’ll be disappointed if the left settles for anything less than full amnesty for Martians.

    • DaddyRay

      And food-stamps

      • 2amor

        nah, just let the martians feast on Limbaugh and his ilk…

        • DaddyRay

          It’s a cookbook

  • 2amor

    There is something about that picture of Limbuagh that freaks me out…

    • Homo Erectus

      It’s the resemblance to Todd Starnes.

    • Ore Carmi

      Maybe it’s that it’s Rush Limbaugh?

  • ExGayTherapyKills

    Some of these crazy Christians would still be burning scientist at the stake for printing their discoveries if they had their way.

  • trouble94114

    Wow… a blast from the past. Someone is struggling to remain relevant it would appear.

  • JustSayin’

    He needs to eat his cornflakes…they were made to prevent masturbation so they might stop his constant ejaculating santorum

  • Achilles Tsakiridis

    Talking snakes ? Rivers turning into blood ? Zombies rising from the dead. Brothers and sisters fucking to populate the world. Non indigenous animals march into a boat , peacefully, two by two to esacape a flood that will destroy the world .
    …A 5000 year old world…. But NASA… yep NASA is lying to promote a LEFTIST agenda…. Thanks for playing …

    • Ed Burrow

      you misspelled it.
      Thanks for praying …

  • DaddyRay

    Speaking of lies…

    “I’ll just tell you this, if this passes and it’s five years from now and all that stuff gets implemented — I am leaving the country. I’ll go to Costa Rica.”
    — Rush Limbaugh, March 9, 2010

    http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2010/03/09/85683/limbaugh-exile-health-care/

    • gaymex

      lol. So he would leave the U.S. because of Obamacare and move to Costa Rica which has universal health care for its citizens and for permanent residents. What a piece of work. At any rate Ol’ Rush wouldn’t last long in CR. He wouldn’t be able to live there without bitching about the place, so the locals would deal with it permanently. What a loveless, stoned fool this white man is.

  • Steeeevo

    SMH

  • TreGibbs

    Yes, because the nation should take the word of a fat, paranoid, lying, drug addict, blow hard with an extreme political agenda over NASA. Got it.

  • Fausto Fernandez

    I hardly ever hear anyone talking about his show. What are his ratings? I think he’s saying these bombastically stupid things to see if he gets SOME reaction

  • DumbHairyApe

    Good thing they found evidence of water. After we run out of potable water here on earth from fracking and climate change, we can get water from Mars so Rush can have something to chase down his OxyContin pills with.

  • JaniceInToronto

    Says the crazy man.

  • Rex

    Listen to Rush, he’s the expert when it comes to making stuff up.

  • Cuberly

    Another example of right-wingers tearing things down. Then of course they bitch and moan about how things are so untrustworthy and everything’s been politicized, and the PC boogeyman and….ARGH! When will these fuckers wake up and realize THEY’RE the god damn wrecking ball! Wait, (breathe) yeah, have to remind myself of the wing-nut-welfare-industry, that’s their product, such as it is.

    Fuck

    Here, watch hot guys fry stuff instead.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpqT379Plng

    From a fun post on Gizmodo.

    http://sploid.gizmodo.com/deep-frying-every-type-of-random-food-imaginable-is-all-1733416942

    • gaymex

      That was hilarious…I’m quazi-ashamed to admit that the hick/chef in me starrted thinking about all sorts of combos to fry up.
      Thanks for starting my day with a smile.

      • Cuberly

        Ha! No prob, I did the same thing. Now I’m curious about how that deep fried cupcake tastes…

  • RoFaWh

    I wonder how much the oil industry paid Limbaugh to speak that piece.

  • Ryan Hunter

    I have always thought that this fat fuck was just a total moron. He proves it every time he opens his mouth.

  • Dale

    Eat another triple cheesed pizza you illiterate fat piece of shit.

    • Joseph Miceli

      I think the hate is keeping his over-enlarged heart pumping.

  • Homo Erectus

    Rush must be really butt-hurt now that Kim Davis has a bigger audience than he does.

    • Dale

      100,000 in Peru, couldn’t get 100 outside her jail cell.

      SNARK!

  • bambinoitaliano

    Let’s send this limpbulb to Mars.

  • TedCrewz

    Why is everything a leftist agenda conspiracy? The paranoia among these right wing wackos is laughable.

    • zhera

      If there’s water on Mars there’s a good chance that there once was or even still is some sort of carbon-based life there (at least that’s how I understand it). If there’s life on Mars that means that God didn’t focus only on Earth — The bible is incorrect — judeo-christian beliefs are wrong — atheists will take over the world and the religious grifting game will end.

      At least that’s one possibility. Never mind that a new religion would pop up in no time at all, to scam money out of those who then believe that the REAL God lives on Mars and the water there is PROOF.

      • TedCrewz

        Yes I agree that life on another planet would completely mess up a lot of Christian teachings, but RL thinks this will be used as an argument for climate change?!?!

  • Hard2find

    Oink, oink, moo moo moo, oink, squee, squee, oink
    Translation = I am Rush Limbaugh an I suck elephant ass.

  • fuzzybits

    Sounds like late stage syphilis.

  • sonoitabear

    “You know me, I’m science 101”

    Liar; you’re a Luddite Regressive, just like all the other science-denying Rethuglicans…

  • goofy_joe

    Why are blowhards so popular in this country?

  • Taleisin

    Yes, it’s a leftist lie to do, um, sumthun’.

  • tasteless chap

    Limbaugh is still on the air?!? Who knew!

    • MickinDetroit

      he’s on the air in every single media market in the country and makes 50 million a year just on the show….. pretending he’s irrelevant doesn’t make it so. unfortunately he reaches millions everyday and those people agree with him and vote based on what they hear him say.

      • tasteless chap

        And all of that is a complete shame.

  • BobSF_94117

    OK, flowing water on Mars. If we’re even to believe that, what are they going to tell us that means?

    That if we ship you to Mars along with that appalling Louis XVI bathroom you have, there’ll be enough water for you to bathe in???

    • Reality.Bites

      There isn’t enough water on Earth for Rush to bathe in, so why would Mars be different?

  • Ginger Snap

    What an ignorant stump.

  • BobSF_94117

    I’m science 101

    So… after 50 years of adulthood, he’s still struggling to grasp the basics?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Best be very careful Limpballs, you know happened when the Doctor had to deal with the Waters on Mars…….not pretty, not pretty at all.

    • William

      He could use an “Action Five”.

  • Chicago joe

    So…what does he want to do with it?. blow it up! Start a war, start a nuclear war! We win!

  • Ginger Snap

    I bet he thinks we never landed on the moon or the Hubble Telescope dosent exist or the international space station is really in a “Liberal”Hollywood Sound Stage. II don’t know how Ignorance Is Bliss can be.

  • bkmn

    The fact that Rush Limbaugh frequently fills his Depends from his leaky bladder has absolutely, none, nada, zip to do with climate change.

  • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

    Even by Limbaugh standards, this is “Let’s see what we can do about adjusting your meds” level.

  • JCF
    • William

      Eat it.

  • Tom (Winnipeg)

    Verbal diarrhea for sure!

  • Jack M.

    If NASA really has faked the news from Mars, it’ll be just like that old movie, Capricorn One. Only much less exciting and with no OJ Simpson.

  • Blake Jordan

    People who believe like he does should not be allowed to vote.
    Their stupidity / ignorance, hatred,… is making the world suffer unnecessarily.

    • William

      Rush is my father’s primary source for information on politics. I play the LaLa somg in my head when Dad goes off on a tangent.

  • Leo Tallant

    What the HELL does water on MARS have to do with weather conditions on EARTH????

    AHHHHHHH! The STUPID! lt BURNS !!!!!!!!!!

    • zhera

      EVERYTHING is related to the leftists’ lies about climate, science, human rights, you name it. This is why Limbaugh is a Hero ™ and we should all bow before his devine feet.

      /s
      /puke

  • DaddyRay

    I knew I had seen that face before –
    Total Recall Mars scene

  • William

    Looks like Rush managed to roll down the airplane window.

  • Max_1

    “I’m science 101…”
    Yet, he has no clue about what the importance of H2O on Mars is all about?

  • RainbowPhoenix

    I wonder if they could sue him for libel.

  • Tom G

    Why the fuck would anyone make up findings. They’re scientists and they landing this information gathering robot on a planet way far away. It’s amazing technology and this fat ass wants us to think that NASA is gonna make up water/ice/aliens to forward some earthly agenda. Christ, what a moronic conspiracy theorist. Yet, the old white men mouth breathers are lapping it up.

  • Whitey’s Conspiracy

    If he had any redeeming qualities whatsoever, I might feel sorry for Mr Limpbone.

  • Jeffg166

    He beat them to it by making it part of the right wing agenda.

  • rednekokie

    No matter what comes down the pike, this yo yo is against it. At lease he’s consistent – and, therefore, not required listening. You already know what he says is drivel.

  • Cosmo Tupper

    Forrest Gump was an “Einstein” compared to this neanderthal. Is there any other life-form with less intelligence that can somehow utter words….NO. Even a darn parrot has more intelligence than this drug addict.

  • Aleister DaSilva

    What a moron

  • Is that all supposed to mean something? I mean, is there actual content?

  • TexPlant

    How does he find time away from the buffet to rant on with such crazy?

  • Bj Lincoln

    Why would anyone believe this guy?! He is dumb as a rock and proud of it.
    Why would the entire scientific community lie about anything?!

  • Eric in Oakland

    So any new science is evaluated for truth based on whether it supports his crackpot conspiracy theories? That sounds about right.

  • MikeinATL

    Someone get him his Oxycontin… quick…

  • Phrenzi

    Forgot your meds again Rush? I’ll bet all five of his listeners forgot theirs too.

  • Oh lord, he is back on his Oxycontin habit and hallucinating. Every single Pharmacy in Palm Beach County –where I live — has his photo on the wall with a warning sign up ever since he was caught with scores of fake prescriptions by the police.

  • Gianni

    Rush is like a religion. If he says it, suggests it, hints at it, mentions it, supports it, etc – it MUST be true. You don’t argue with your daily guiding light. Of course, he’s nothing more that a popular windbag, stuffed shirt, blowhard, talking head. BUT so many out there need that guidance that he provides. Thinking for themselves is too difficult.

  • ExGayTherapyKills

    Rush is fake.