OPEN THREAD: GOP Kids Table Debate

The undercard GOP debate begins on CNN at 6PM ET. Watch along with us and join the traditional JMG homo-snark fest. Unlike Fox News did last time, CNN is live-streaming the debate on its website and no cable provider login is required.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Why is the debate so early? I can’t start the Republicon debate drinking game at 3pm pacific time.

    • TampaDink

      Why not? I am capable of drinking games at breakfast time. ☺

      • GayOldLady

        Mimosa or Bloody Mary, yes, all other forms of alcohol are no at breakfast time.

        • Gustav2

          Don’t ever leave out breakfast beer!

          • GayOldLady

            All the breakfast beer I ever drank was warm. You know those leftovers on the coffee table from the night before? 🙂

          • Dagoril

            Sheesh, at least be civilized about it if you need to drink beer at breakfast hehe. Maybe pour it over ice, and add some lemonade to it 😉

          • Todd Allis

            Or pour it over cereal.

          • we call it “breakfast mike’s” (hard cider-y stuff). it’s sweet and tasty with eggs benedict.

          • oikos
          • charemor

            Hey, upper Wisconsin peninsula fishing? Definitely beer for breakfast.

          • Gustav2

            My mother was Michigan Upper

        • Ed Burrow

          Oh I dunno. Beer for breakfast can be fun.
          (this is also why I haven’t had a drink since Jan 2014).

          • johncAtl

            Having beer for breakfast is a risk of living in New Orleans. It’s just way too easy.

            There’s a sign hanging in the New Orleans airport, advertising for a medical center, that reads “#1 in the nation for liver transplants.” Every time I see it I think there should be another sign that reads “New Orleans – #1 in causing the need for liver transplants.”

        • Ron

          There is never a wrong time for the right tequila… One too many trips to Mexico I guess…

    • GayOldLady

      “I can’t start the Republicon debate drinking game at 3pm pacific time.”
      You’re just going to have to force yourself.

    • Gustav2

      OK ladies and gentlemen, in unison:

      “Of course you can!”

    • oikos

      Because all the repug viewers go to bed by 7:30 PM.

      • bkmn

        So do I these days, but then again I am still on oxy after surgery…

        • oikos

          Feel better. 🙂

        • Herald

          Take it easy and get better soon.

        • MDB

          Sending [[[[{ HUGS }}}}}} and best wishes your way !!!

    • james_from_cambridge

      We’ll start it for you! Correction, we’ve already started it for you!

    • tcinsf

      Oh, you’ll get nothing but grief for that statement…..

    • Ray Taylor

      It’s the “GOP Kids Table Debate”

    • Taxis….

  • Mike__in_Houston

    It’s always good to see Piyush and Frothy Mix as part of the kids’ debate because at least it is a confirmation that they are nowhere near getting the nomination. I hope they will both do like that buffoon Rick Perry and go away.

  • chris james

    Sorry, Joe, I would rather spend the two hours CNN is allowing for this debate cleaning out the vast amount of lint in my belly button.

    • MDB

      You could pop over to Albuquerque and alphabetize my 800 CD music collection by composer/performer ?? I’ll even supply the cocktails 🙂

      • vorpal

        Digitize!

        • Joe in PA

          my 1980s era Sony CD player (that holds 300 CDs) was emptied and placed on the ‘free pile’ in our barn just this year. DIGITIZE!

          • vorpal

            Seriously. 800 CDs should fit in a fairly small amount of space when compressed as MP3s (even high quality ones), and the convenience compared to these silly shiny discs that take up physical space and scratch and need to be changed when you want to listen to something else is amazing.

        • MDB

          Hey Vorpie !!
          Buenos tardes mon puzziekatt !

          That is indeed on my “to-do” list. I have a 2 terrabyte HD that is at least out of the box? So, spank me!!!
          I’ve loaded 16 gigs of organ/choral music on my phone’s SD card and I play those files using BT to my home stereo…and always have music playing through my phone when at the Cathedral. Now most parishioners and friends expect to hear my music if I don’t have it playing in my pocket.

          • vorpal

            Buenas tardes (more like noches here), amigo!
            Do not tempt me on the spankings! I will warm up my spanking hand now!

            I will email you back soon… possibly (probably) tonight? It has been a long and headachy day over here! I am going to go jogging and have some drinks and try to snap out of this tension-in-the-shoulder-radiating-through-my-jaw-and-eye funk!

      • Ed Burrow

        Why do you have 800 cross dressers singing?

  • geoffalnutt

    I don’t think I’ve ever intentionally looked at or listened to a Republican politician. Perhaps as they’re being carted off to jail, maybe. I have to experience them filtered through the realms of sanity and humanity. As I am pre-geezer…that’s a pretty good record.

    • GayOldLady

      What age is now considered pre-geezer? Since I’m a full fledged geezer I want to know how long I’ve been this way.

      • geoffalnutt

        60?

        • GayOldLady

          OK!!! I thought 60 was a good year. 65-70 is when everything really begins to fall apart, so enjoy yourself.

          • thatotherjean

            Just turned 68, and I couldn’t agree with you more.

            I just can’t bring myself to watch the Junior Varsity food fight. I’d rather scrub the baseboards with a toothbrush.

          • GayOldLady

            I watched it and scrubbing the baseboards would definitely have been more interesting.

  • MattM

    Why does this debate even exist? None of these candidates are remotely on anyone’s radar. Why waste the airtime/money on this?

    • oikos

      Exactly. None of them will ever be President.

      • james_from_cambridge

        No, but they are auditioning for a job in a (God no!) Republican administration and/or the V.P. slot.

        • matt n

          good luck. none of them are gonna get the vp slot. it’s going to a woman or a latino.

          • bkmn

            Or a Canadian like Cruz.

          • Christopher

            You know if he was tapped for VP, and by some freak accident, a la King Ralph, Republicans actually won, Cruz’s running mate would…well let’s just say he probably would be un-alived shortly after taking his oath of office.

          • 2patricius2

            Ted Cruz and Kim Davis. Both are religious wackos.

          • Timothy Kincaid

            Its likely going to Carly Fiorina

          • matt n

            i think they’ll pick susana martinez

    • DonnaDiva

      Because everyone gets a trophy in the Big Manly Men’s Party.

  • Peter Wde

    Go Carly the anti-Hillary!

    • TommyTune

      Oh yes, Fiorina did so many wonderful things while CEO of Hewlett-Packard, like running it into the ground financially, then ejecting from the mess she made in her own golden parachute worth millions. Indeed, she is the anti-Hillary, who has more political experience in her little finger than Fiorina will ever hope to possess.

    • Ed Burrow

      Peter, where are your friends?

      • TommyTune

        Like his comments history, they are blocked from view.

        • Peter Wde

          Just like oikos’!

      • BearEyes

        his friends are the lead paint chips he eats in the corner.

        • oikos

          LOL

      • Peter Wde

        Friends?

      • oikos

        Trolls have no friends.

        • Peter Wde

          Late to show up this time oikos, was beginning to develop abandonment issues..

  • Craig S

    let the fun begin

  • netflix and prime are really nice things. i think i’ll use them soon.

  • zeddy303

    You cannot PAY me to watch this train wreck. I’ll just stick to the comments here. 🙂

  • oikos

    Piyush, Frothy mix, Milquetoast and Lindseybelle. Yawnfest 2015.

    • bkmn

      Just be aware that if you meet Lindseybelle in a dark alley you may find yourself without kneecaps, and a purse if you have one.

      • oikos

        No purses for this boy.

        • Joe knows who I am.

          oikos you never fail to ale me laugh!

  • AtticusP

    Piyush, Frothy, the unknown candidate and the Delta Queen.

    Must see TV. /s

    • oikos

      He was gov of my state. I wish I could forget him too.

      • AtticusP

        He’s just sort of “generic candidate” to me.

        Cheer up: Romney was once my governor. I’m glad we didn’t inflict him on the rest of the country.

        • oikos

          I remember when Rmoney was your gov. I’m not far from the Berks.

  • e jerry powell

    Thanks, but no thanks. Now that Governor Goodhair has finally gotten a clue, all the wind’s out of the sails for me. The rest of the sad kids here aren’t even worth the energy of poking with a sharp srick.

    • oikos

      Gov Goodhair. I wish Molly Ivins were around for this.

      • e jerry powell

        Of all creatures living or dead, she’d be the one to sit next to for this.

      • GayOldLady

        I loved her wit, no one did it any better than Molly

      • BearEyes

        I miss her. Always a good read 😉

      • Joe in PA

        damn I miss her. But on a related note (sort of), whenever I think of Molly, I think of Ann Richards, who, coincidently referred to her hair as ‘helmet hair’. She loved to poke fun of her hair. Miss her too!

        • oikos
        • TommyTune

          I remember when Katie Couric interviewed Ann Richards outdoors on a really windy day. Couric said, “Governor, aren’t you worried about the wind messing up your hair?” Richards tartly replied, “Honey, there’s nothing that will ever bring this hair down.” She was a hoot, that’s for sure.

  • Gustav2

    I should be watching out of respect for these fine folks.

    • Joe in PA

      cough cough

  • The debate is being held in front of Air Force One?

    • Gustav2

      Reagan library has a retired model

  • SoCalVet

    Take a shot every time someone says, “Reagan.”

    • 41PC

      That would induce alcohol poisoning.

      • SoCalVet

        You’re gonna need it for this debate.

    • Sam_Handwich

      “Ronald Reagan would never take 11 million people or three million
      people or a million people and throw them out of the United States of
      America.” Michael Reagan

      Read more: http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/09/reagan-sons-interview-donald-trump-213149#ixzz3lwRTjNh9

    • TommyTune

      I’m afraid I can’t hold my liquor that well. I’d better pass.

      • Todd Allis

        Better to pass than to pass out.

    • GayOldLady

      I don’t think I have enough alcohol in the house to step up to that challenge.

      • SoCalVet

        it’s the chance to clean out the really old stuff that you usually don’t drink. The bad taste will seem appropriate.

  • Yummy Andy Coop <3<3 How do I get him to teabag me?

  • They better keep Bobby Jindal away from that jet. He’s a Muslim. He may try to highjack it.

  • Sam_Handwich

    is everyone wearing their Sunday best white sheets?

    anyone want to compare thread counts?

    • oikos

      Threadcount is high: made by the skilled hands of children in their Marianas island factories.

    • No mixed fibers! Leviticus.

      • ConnieHinesDorothyProvine

        Or, as Joan Crawford would say:

        NO MORE MIXED FIBERS EVER!

  • Isn’t it ridiculous what those bozos are saying! I’m just assuming, of course. I’m not watching that nonsense. I’ll watch the one in two hours. It should be much funnier.

  • Cuberly

    Dear gawd, do I have to hear Wolf’s teeth grating monotone delivery for 5 freakin hours now?

    I don’t have any alcohol in the house, I may need to break my diet and get a six pack.

    • GayOldLady

      I think you’re going to need more than a sixpack

      • Cuberly

        HA! I think you may be right. A merlot maybe…lol…

      • Cuberly

        I broke down and got some…..oh well…..lol…

    • Necessitas

      At least Wolf is smart and all… (Jesus of Jerusalem)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2ySV7AfgM

      • Cuberly

        ARGH! I can’t stand that guy. He wouldn’t know a relevant followup question if he sat in one.

  • Cuberly

    Here we go…trump, arrives, trump trump trump trump…WTF!

    • Gustav2

      Is that the noise his helicopter’s blades make.

      • Cuberly

        What is it, trump is brit slang for a fart.

        verb

        (intransitive) to produce a sound upon or as if upon the trumpet

        (transitive) to proclaim or announce with or as if with a fanfare

        (intransitive) (British, slang) to expel intestinal gas through the anus

        • ChrisMorley

          I can confirm but it’s for kindergarden. Fart is the grown up word.

          • Cuberly

            Well, it’s sorta even more appropriate really….lol…

    • TampaDink

      I just turned to my spousal unit & mentioned…”oh my fucking dog! Could these people possibly suck Trumps dick any harder?”

      • Cuberly

        I don’t think they even realize it, they’re so in ratings love with the guy. So yeah, they’re sucking really really long and hard.

  • TampaDink

    I’m impressed….in that they seem to actually be planning to have an audience for this kids table round.

  • Giant Monster Gamera

    This is awful. If I drank I’d be under the table already.

  • Sam_Handwich

    is that the missing Malaysian jet??

  • AtticusP

    any chance that jet is fully fueled?

  • TampaDink

    Dick Tapper? LOL (a nod to the 12 year old that I apparently still am)

  • TampaDink

    Cue: Send in the CLowns

    • BlueberriesForMe

      I really appreciate how in synch they are with each other.

  • Secure

    Bad lip-reading better be on this comedy foursome.

  • The Professor

    Frothy lip synching. Already killing me.

  • AtticusP

    Fun fact: there isn’t single person in that whole huge room will ever be president of the United States.

    • The Professor

      YES! Also fun fact: Same thing goes for thfools at the Adult Table debate too.

      • AtticusP

        AKA Trump and Co.

        • bkmn

          Kind of like o.co, except in this care is is mo.co?

      • Todd Allis

        I certainly hope you’re right, Professor.

      • thatotherjean

        From your typing fingers to the ears of whatever gods might be paying attention.

    • TampaDink

      None of these fools will even be the (losing) v.p. pick.

  • bkmn

    Which will be worse, the CNN questions or the answers?

    • BobSF_94117

      Yes.

  • Secure

    Nancy – close your eyes! Don’t look Nancy! No matter what happens!

  • Cuberly

    Wait…is fuckabee in the main debate?

    • clay

      still, again.

      • Cuberly

        Oy….gonna be a long night.

  • clay

    Did Piyush Bobby get a Kim Davis / Snooki flip in front?

  • Sam_Handwich

    WTF???

    • BlueberriesForMe

      “And what country are YOU representing, JalapenoBusiness”?

  • TampaDink

    For the sake of all of our livers, we cannot drink every time someone invokes the name of Reagan.

  • AtticusP

    and have you met my stillborn child?

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  • TampaDink

    Most of you know me because of my Google problem.

  • I thought Bobby Jindal was a white guy?

    • mjcc1987

      Shhhhh, don’t tell’em……………..

  • Sam_Handwich

    karen’s a slut

    • TampaDink

      And a benefactor of survival due to a late term abortion.

      • Cuberly

        Shhhhhh, not supposed to look under there.

    • clay

      but that’s before she was saved, by being a republican.

  • TampaDink

    Before Karen married this loser, she worked for her boyfriend….an abortion provider.
    Who was old enough that he was also the doc who delivered her.

  • The Professor

    Did Lindsay Belle just say he was running because he wanted to live at Tara?

    • BlueberriesForMe

      “After all, one of these tomorrow’s, will be another day”.

    • It was either that or wear the tiara.

  • Cuberly

    WHAR!!!!!! Auntie Bellum wants WHAR!!!!!

  • AtticusP

    I can smell the desperation from here.

  • Sam_Handwich

    HERE WE GO!

  • Sam_Handwich

    BABY PARTS!

    drink!

  • DaddyRay

    Ray-Gun everybody Drink

    No wait, scratch that – I love you guys too much to lose you to alcohol poisoning

    • The Professor

      …………..burp……………..thud………………

    • Cuberly

      😉

    • oikos

      Raygun

  • TampaDink

    Planned Parenthood’s baby part sales are elbowing in on Girl Scout Cookie sales.

  • AtticusP

    I think I just spotted Nancy Reagan waving from a window behind frothy.

    • The Professor

      You saw dead people…

  • Secure

    Bobby looks pissed at Ricky!

    • clay

      Bobby looks like Snooki after a diet.

  • AtticusP

    Bobby always looks pissed.

  • The Professor

    OMG is MILEY gonna sing “Wrecking Ball”???

  • Cuberly

    Loosing ground in America, hmmm, says the guy that cleaned up via pay to play on K street.

  • Necessitas

    I know who the three closet-cases are, but who’s the one wearing the blue tie?

    • ben

      Jim Gilmore, the utterly forgettable former governor of Virginia.

  • TampaDink

    A SOCIALIST!!!! We got trouble, right here in River City!

    • Joe in PA

      ab fab baby!

    • Michael Rush

  • AtticusP

    Lindsay, you magnificent pagan beast!

  • Peter Wde

    I wonder which of those GOP presidential candidates will be our next President?

    • TampaDink

      None of them.

    • Hahaha! Thanks for the laugh…you don’t usually make me laugh, but that was well done.

      • Peter Wde

        You’re welcome.

  • TampaDink

    Props to Lindsey Belle for his brazen fashion choice of not wearing a flag pin.
    Of course, he’s melted down his pins to use in his next war.

  • Cuberly

    God damn…..lindsaybelle is wet with whar whar whar….

    • clay

      Why isn’t he running for Chair of the Joint Chiefs?

      • Cuberly

        Ok, now I’m even more scared….

    • Six Pins Delores

      His uniform fetish is in full glory.

  • MDB

    Miss Lindseybelle a military career ? A JAG lawyer from 82-89 and then only a a total of 108 hours training as a reservist from 1995-2005. A wouldn’t trust him to clean my handgun.

    • mjcc1987

      I would suspect he’s polished a few….

    • Mark

      I’m not sure whether to giggle or gag! lol i.e.: hand gun…..

  • AtticusP

    Unfit to be president. Trump’s tongue will be slicing and dicing Pataki..

  • Giant Monster Gamera

    We’re going to talk Trump for the whole hour?

    • Sam_Handwich

      trump and vaginas i suspect

      • Cuberly

        Or perpetual war

  • Secure

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • matt n

    this is a terrible line of questioning. no substance, all politicking revolving around the donald

  • The Professor

    She is READY people!

    • matt n

      he looks like he should be on the love boat

      • Six Pins Delores

        Skipperrrrrrr

      • BlueberriesForMe

        I want to make a joke about The African Queen.
        The American Queen. There.

    • Gerry Fisher

      That got a big, literal LOL out of me. Thank ya!

  • Cuberly

    The Wurld iz OBAMA’s FAULT!

    Chug.

  • Michael Senesac

    Trump will go rogue if they aren’t nice to him.

  • Sam_Handwich

    who’s telling Lindsey he’ll be president

    god or his illegal alien poolboy?

  • The Professor

    La Fwayyyy…. La Fwayyyyyy….

  • 2amor

    Again with the brown people…..

  • Cuberly

    Uh oh, Maggie’s getting tingles every time frothy speaks.

  • mjcc1987

    Will anchor baby Jindal self-deport!

  • clay

    Santorum, who wants to raise American (male) wages by not only kicking out illegal immigrants, but American women, from the labor pool.

  • oikos

    Piyush knows all about assimilation, don’t you ‘Bobby’?

  • AtticusP

    His time was up a long time ago Dana.

    • Sam_Handwich

      ya know, i spent at least 90 seconds on this. you could at least upvote

      • The Professor

        😉

        • Sam_Handwich

          please note Candidate Jalapeno’s audacious grope, and Rick’s coy glance

      • LOL except I would be in the prime time debate!

        • Sam_Handwich

          i’m workin on that

      • BlueberriesForMe

        “Is everybody ready for some Chili’s?”

  • AtticusP

    Lindsay, you ignorant slut.

  • Cuberly

    Um, Jindal wants to jail city mayors that disagree with him. Oy…

  • clay

    Reagan was for amnesty.

  • matt n

    jindal: pull up the ladder, i’m aboard. thank god, i’m not doing phone tech support from mumbai.

    • Sam_Handwich

      ok thats kinda hot

  • AtticusP

    Lindsay needs to lay off the red bull..

  • clay

    No, Lindsey-belle, let’s talk about birth-right citizenship.

  • TampaDink

    There are no democrats here….except for the ones who are.

  • Cuberly

    Do they have to adopt a southern belle accent as well?

    • BlueberriesForMe

      You do if you want to get a date with Piyush.

  • Sam_Handwich

    speakin Englishes is a good thang

  • AtticusP

    Santorum is getting heated. That’s never pretty.

    • Sam_Handwich

      he’s going anal in 3, 2, 1….

    • clay

      It only gets frothier from here.

  • 2amor

    What is she yelling about…. English, speak English, go back…. there coming!!

  • Cuberly

    So they don’t want to talk trump but they’ll rant about trump’s pet issue.

  • clay

    Rick, you led shit.

  • AtticusP

    Bobby better duck. Those two are going to be bitch slapping each other in a minute.

  • Secure

    Lindsay is havin’ a hissy fit!

    • Michael Smith

      Durkur Durr

  • Sam_Handwich

    Lindsey is a chatty Cathy tonight

    pass the Juleps

    • bkmn

      Yes I want/need to hear more about his rotating harem of first “ladies”.

  • Cuberly

    Ooooooo, MeeeOooWWWW.

  • matt n

    well, lindsey is doin’ pretty well takin’ it to little ricky

    • bkmn

      That is a mental image that will take a couple of weeks to get rid of.

      • matt n

        santorum!

  • AtticusP

    looks like Lindsay is pulling a Carly Fiorina tonight.

    Ewwww

    • DaddyRay

      But Carly was far more masculine about it

      • The Professor

        LOL!

      • Sam_Handwich

        that was a dirty sock she stuffed in there

        • DaddyRay

          Dirty Pillows and a Dirty Sock – double whammy

  • TampaDink

    The answer, kill all the people over 65, right Miss Ham Belle?

  • DaddyRay

    Anchor baby, just slip a Sable under the tree for me;
    Been an awful good girl, Anchor baby,
    So hurry down the chimney tonight

  • Sam_Handwich

    my hubby’s so happy i can watch this shit on the intertubes now

    • TampaDink

      Mine too…..so long as I wear headphones & try not to over share.

  • 2amor

    More war…….

  • TampaDink

    Bomb Syria…..problem solved. /sarcasm

  • Cuberly

    Oh here we go, merkah is the bestest and most compassionate, now let me tell you how we’re not going to be.

  • AtticusP

    And does he wear pajamas

  • 2amor

    Thanks Obama…….

  • AtticusP

    good. It’s all Obama’s fault. I’m glad we settled that.

  • TampaDink

    Your parents came here with you in the oven. Get the fuck out of our country. (based on your own policy plans)

  • Sam_Handwich

    Obama’s not running

    and if he were, he’d win again

    • Cuberly

      Yep, the adult in the room.

  • AtticusP

    Rick raised his hand. Does he need to use the little boys room.

  • Cuberly

    BOMB EM!

  • Matt

    LindseyBelle just might be a TOP after all.

    • The Professor

      No way. Pushy bottom if I ever saw one.

      • TampaDink

        Whiny, pushy bottom.

    • bkmn

      Lindsey is a power-flipper.

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      I think LindseyBelle’s very butch.

  • TampaDink

    Linds is FIERCE when he snarls out the words Barack Obama.

  • AtticusP

    ISIL Watch your ass. Lindsey is coming.

    • Cuberly

      He’s got a nasty pinch.

    • TampaDink

      She always cries afterwards though.

  • Secure

    Will I get slapped if I say I miss Rick Perry on stage tonight….

    • Cuberly

      No way, I miss Ricky too! He’d have had a minimum of 3 flubs by now.

      • clay

        “slow down the game. slow down the game.”

        • Cuberly

          HA! He’d be blind sided big time….wow.

  • Sam_Handwich

    caliphate

    DRINK!

    • DaddyRay

      Caliphate always sounds like it is a Pharma product

  • clay

    How horrible that Lindsey couldn’t convince the other Senators to pay for it– his plan for Iraq is as useless as Santorum’s plan to end abortion.

  • tcinsf

    Like Santorum knows what a Caliphate is..

    • Sam_Handwich

      he thinks it’s a form of mineral suppository

      • tcinsf

        Or a laundry day product

      • Cuberly

        It it anythin like calico?

    • Gustav2

      Well, he does live in the 14th century

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      He thinks it’s a moozlim term that means the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. Roughly translated.

  • Sam_Handwich

    September 11th

    DRINK!

  • The Professor

    First time!

  • AtticusP

    what time does the swimsuit competition start?

    • bkmn

      A few minutes after the bake-off.

      • AtticusP

        Wake me after the talent competition, would you?

    • Cuberly

      Oh HELLLLLLL NO!

    • clay

      Jalapeno Business posted a gif for you.

  • Sam_Handwich

    here we go! Ahmed’s clock

  • Cuberly

    Tapper hates Obama.

  • 2amor

    only if your christian….

    • Gustav2

      Fundy Christian

  • tcinsf

    Americans don’t discriminate against people based on race or color? Oh…Bobby ….

  • The Professor

    And AGAIN EXTREMELISTS!

  • Cuberly

    Obama won’t say the words I want him to!

  • AtticusP

    fuck you Bobby..

  • 2amor

    there you go!! more christian BS……….

  • halfwaythere

    AAAANNNDDD discrimination against Christian business owners!

    • Six Pins Delores

      Drink

      • halfwaythere

        a lot!

  • The Professor

    And here we go!

    • Bryan

      Barf.

  • LonelyLiberal

    I’d so love to watch this, but there’s a Dr. Who marathon on BBC-America. And I so prefer to watch something that’s relatively realistic, so it’s David Tennant all the way right now.

    • Todd Allis

      I’m not watching, just reading the comments. Doctor Who sounds a lot better. *is wearing a Doctor Who t-shirt today*

      • LonelyLiberal

        It’s “The Family of Blood” part 2 right now!

  • The Professor

    ISLAAAAAMIC!

  • Sam_Handwich

    traditional marriage

    DRINK!

  • AtticusP

    No flies on Lindsey.

  • TampaDink

    Yay! Gay mafia talk.

  • Cuberly

    Oh that was a stumbling off ramp to LGBT hate.

    • tcinsf

      Piyush it real good couldn’t wait, could he?

      • clay

        Santorum is old and slow.

        • bkmn

          20 years ago.

      • Cuberly

        Nope, he was already saying Khristian in every other sentence so he was primed.

        • clay

          “I’m NOT Hindu. I’m NOT Hindu. I’m NOT.”

          • Cuberly

            Ha….

          • 2guysnamedjoe

            Oh come on! Everyone in Baton Rouge has seen the Ganesh air freshener hanging from his rearview mirror.

  • The Professor

    ISLAAAAMISTIC EXTREMELISTS!

  • clay

    Islambic?

    • The Professor

      PENTAAAAAMETERRRRR!

      • Cuberly

        HA!

    • Steven Leahy

      Nucular

  • The Professor

    OOOO SNAP. One for Pataki!

  • Sam_Handwich

    wow

    • The Professor

      Yes indeed. Pretty much buries him for the primaries. But glad ONE of these idiots said it. We will hear that view of Kim Davis A LOT at the grown up debate. She has fucked over the GOP.

      • Sam_Handwich

        if i had to pick one who might benefit polling-wise from this debate, it’s Pataki

        we shall see

  • matt n

    time for the prostate wee wee break for this group

  • Sam_Handwich

    and now these messages from Depends™ undergarments…

    • DaddyRay

      After all of that fear mongering they need to change to a new pair

  • 2amor

    I can’t believe I am getting this in Mexico…… I could not get the last debate on fox.

    • Sam_Handwich

      what are you doing in Mexico? you might get raped!

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        2amor is in no danger. Haven’t you heard? That wily ol’ Mexican government sent all the country’s rapists north of the border. ¡No contaban con su astucia!

    • DaddyRay

      I would call that a blessing

    • Gustav2

      I’m surprised they didn’t build an internet wall or something!

    • BlueberriesForMe

      “Can’t stop the signal”.

  • houstonray

    Oh the irony of Miss Graham saying Kim Davis won’t hurt him…um if he ever wants to get married in Kentucky he’ll find out, HA!

  • houstonray

    Same Sex Marriage + Columbine = WTF?

    • The Professor

      HORRIBLE. He is gonna fry in the press for that one.

    • Henri205

      My head hurts from the desk hitting it.

  • The Professor

    Wow so a gay couple who wants a marriage license is like Dylan Klebold?

  • AtticusP

    Unconstitutional little Ricky? Are you fucking kidding me?

  • 2amor

    Whaaaaat???

  • Cuberly

    The poor christians!!!!!!!

  • Sam_Handwich
    • 2patricius2

      Must be the wrong channel. There’s a girl at that table. 🙂

  • Pierre

    Guns. Gays. God. That’s all they got.

    • BlueberriesForMe

      It has always been like that. Ever since The Beginning of Time.

  • The Professor

    FADA! AANNND Maggie just came.

  • Cuberly

    (Slapping that smirk off his face mentally right now.)

  • 2amor

    All of them….. put them all in jail………..

  • Sam_Handwich

    bakers! florists! candlestick makers!

    drink!!!

  • Cuberly

    President Pope Frothy!

    • AtticusP

      Pope Clueless I.

  • AtticusP

    Tell him Pataki. Frothy used to be a senator? Jesus.

  • Sam_Handwich

    Pataki is staking out some smart territory

    he’ll be as successful as Huntsman

    • Cuberly

      Yep. And he gets applause.

      OH FUCK Frothy is going MLK.

  • The Professor

    Ooops.

  • 2amor

    MLK….. again!!!!

    • DaddyRay

      He is really MiLKing that one

      • Todd Allis

        At least he isn’t quoting Harvey Milk.

  • AtticusP

    and I would argue that Rick Santorum is full of shit up to his eyebrows.

  • tcinsf

    Santorum quoting MLK makes me want to puke.

    • Steven Leahy

      The fact that he’s getting ANY applause is SICKENING.

      • teedofftaxpayer

        Why not? The people there applauding are just as stupid as him.

  • Sam_Handwich

    MLK is just like Kim Davis!

    DRINK!

    • Gustav2

      OK, we are on the patio not watching…You are getting us drunk

      • I’m teaching and one of my students is drunk. I am NOT a happy camper. Seriously.

    • matt n

      they’re both so articulate. her statement when she got out of jail was just like mlk’s letter form the birmingham jail.

    • BlueberriesForMe

      I always felt if he could just have his hair done, the whole Harry Potter story would have been a lot happier.

  • AtticusP

    Shut up Bobby. You showing yourself to be the ignorant asshole we’ve always known you were.

    • matt n

      he’s just a big liar

  • The Professor

    America is not a theocracy you ass.

  • Sam_Handwich

    so…Lindsey can stay silent on gay marriage?

  • 2amor

    Linsday is on a roll…

  • tcinsf

    Wait .. Lindsey Belle is going to make sense?

    • clay

      No, you’re just not waiting long enough.

      • tcinsf

        Yeah, but he recognized Marbury v. Madison.

    • Steven Leahy

      Not for long

  • AtticusP

    I think the tenants of my faith are a little late with the rent.

  • Cuberly

    Bombs in islaaaamic wedding cakes!

  • Cuberly

    Jindal is fucking insane.

    • The Professor

      He’s unhinged.

    • Herald

      Don’t hold back now.

      • Cuberly

        I’ll speak up next time…lol…

  • AtticusP

    Ex Nazis only need apply.

  • tcinsf

    Because they grow up, Piyush.

  • Steven Leahy

    DAMN I hate Santorum!

    • TampaDink

      Thank goodness for oxy wash.

  • tcinsf

    Piyush it real good is not firing on all cylinders, but he can spew talking points with the best of them, especially non-sequitur.

  • AtticusP

    I still want someone to explain Clarence Thomas to me. The senate must’ve been on crack that day.

    • BlueberriesForMe

      Being black was OK for a short period back then.

    • The Professor

      LOL!

      • AtticusP

        Notorious RBG rules!!!

  • matt n

    lindsey: that john roberts is so handsome

    • pj

      hes an idiot

      • matt n

        he’s an angry man

  • Sam_Handwich
    • houstonray

      I’ve never seen that….I just about fell off the couch!!!I

  • Steven Leahy

    MLK wasn’t a fucking government employee tasked with equally applying his actions based on legal eligibility.

    Not that there’s one iota of any OTHER similarity between this mental case Kim Davis and MLK to begin with.

  • Bill Clinton! DRINK!

  • DaddyRay

    We can agree on that – We must turn out to make sure we have a president who will elect Supreme Court justices we can agree with

    • The Professor

      Jindal is a real douche.

  • AtticusP

    bladders?

  • Sam_Handwich
  • 2amor

    big bladders?

    • bkmn

      You know what they say – big bladders, small minds.

      • clay

        I thought it was “big bladders, green eggs.”

    • AtticusP

      Who knew Bobby was into water sports?

      • bkmn

        He found he was into it after the Koch brothers pissed on him the first six or eight times.

      • TampaDink

        Yet another thing that I wish I didn’t know.

  • Sam_Handwich

    socialism

    DRINK!

  • AtticusP

    speaking of beside the point… This whole fucking debate seems to qualify.

  • clay

    Rick Santorum, the expired Ted Cruz– a waste of Senate space.

  • Cuberly

    Wow, how dare him say this shit after the shitstorm he’s created in LA.

    • The Professor

      49th in education. Awash in red ink because of his budget mismanagement. When will Lindsay Belle bring that up?

      • Cuberly

        Now he wants to do the same from the oval office. Weeeeeeeeee!

  • matt n

    ha! bladder talk! their prostates are on their minds

  • Steven Leahy

    Don’t they think it’s just a BIT presumptuous for these fucking idiots to have to gall to think they knew what MLK meant, intended, or would support in THIS case?

  • Sam_Handwich

    how am i going to last another, what, 3 hours?

    • Secure

      Popcorn, yo!

    • DaddyRay

      I know I may need to have Binny’s deliver more alcohol

    • Herald

      I have listened for 10 minutes and I am past my limit.

    • I don’t know how Daddy Joe’s new servers will hold up!

    • bkmn

      You can always stretch it out a bit using the Kim Davis method – lots of hot air, no substance.

  • Sam_Handwich

    part time citizen wut?

  • Cuberly

    My dad____

    drink, literally.

  • The Professor

    OK I drank every time they said Islamic and now I’m………………..thud……….

  • DaddyRay

    BenGhazi

    • Sam_Handwich

      drinking!

  • 2amor

    Bengazi…………….

  • AtticusP

    Benghazi!

    there goes the rest of the vodka!

    • The Professor

      LOL!

  • clay

    Bobby Jindal– “I hate ALL ya up here with me.”

    • Cuberly

      He’s sorta lost it there ain’t he.

  • tcinsf

    BENGHAZI!!!!!

  • TampaDink

    Benghazi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Drink!!

    • Steven Leahy

      You got it!

  • Sam_Handwich

    there’s no ghazi like BENGHAZI!

  • Steven Leahy

    Is this the presidential debate or theocrats’ debate?

    • The Professor

      Tough call.

  • 2amor

    Drink!!

  • matt n

    bengazhi!

    • Gustav2

      OMGhazi!

  • DaddyRay

    Drink

    Everybody Drink

    • The Professor

      (hic)

    • Sam_Handwich

      ok

    • Steven Leahy

      I don’t drink but I might start

  • tcinsf

    Well, ok Lindsey Belle, we can back you on that.

  • AtticusP

    Yeah but Reagan kept forgetting who Tip O’Neill was.

    • bkmn

      Either that or he was confused when Nancy kept telling him “Just the Tip, dear.”

  • Sam_Handwich

    Me an Lurleen had a restaurant

    • AtticusP

      he was also born a poor black child.

  • Secure

    Today they are all convinced Hillary will be the Dem nominee. Tomorrow they will go back to saying she’s going to prison.

  • Cuberly

    I come from humble a background….now let me tell you how we bomb brown people.

    • The Professor

      He should start with Jindal.

      • Cuberly

        Oh, I think Bobby is bombing pretty well on his own. He’s argle bargle batshit nuts.

      • Steven Leahy

        I wish someone would address him as PIYUSH

  • matt n

    well, lindsey is saying some sane things others won’t say. my bar is so low for these guys

  • AtticusP

    Just answer the fucking question Bobby.

    • 2amor

      My brain goes blank when he speaks…

      • bkmn

        Just like Piyush.

      • Cuberly

        We’ve heard his crazy so many times we’ve become immune.

      • Furface

        So does his.

    • The Professor

      Somebody ask him about well Louisiana is doing with all those tax cuts?

  • Steven Leahy

    “I’ve got a real good chance of beating her”? Really? With your <1%?

  • AtticusP

    It doesn’t matter. The only way these guys will ever get to the White House is on a tour.

  • Sam_Handwich

    i gotta go piss and then get dinner started (fried baby parts)

    i’ll be back with a chilled Manhattan for the big show

    • The Professor

      YAAASS.

    • TampaDink

      Happy dining! Don’t over cook the baby parts.
      I hope you plan to serve em with baby carrots & baby spinach.

    • Gustav2

      The podiums are only 20 inches apart for part deux…I’m thinking Rockettes

    • Steven Leahy

      Can you save me a leg?

  • AtticusP

    shades of Herman Cain 999.

  • Steven Leahy

    Let’s see – gay closet case, hardship, poor family, dependent on gov’t and social security, how did he end up being a republican?

    • Cuberly

      Seems they all have the same story actually. And it’s all the more confusing.

  • Cuberly

    I’ll get rid of all special interests except for mine.

  • AtticusP

    We’ve got a lot of plans too Rick. None of them include you.

  • Pierre

    Frothy Mix is such a joke!

  • Steven Leahy

    at least they’re actually talking about issues in this debate

    • Cuberly

      Except for Jindal thinking he’s at a revival. Maybe he’s gonna speak in tongues next.

    • matt n

      they may have lucked out not making into the main debate: more time to speak and less trump distraction

  • bkmn

    It is nights like these that make me very happy to live in a state with recreational cannabis.

    • TampaDink

      At least I can drink legally here.

      • bkmn

        Got that too but I do have to say that Washington state’s liquor tax is funked.

        • TampaDink

          Is there a pot tax?

          • bkmn

            Too much but you don’t have to worry about getting busted if you buy from a legal store. Grams are settling into the $10-17 range after starting much higher when there were fewer growers/producers up and running.

          • TampaDink

            Not worrying about getting busted = priceless.

  • clay

    “I vacationed in a factory.”

  • AtticusP

    Lurleen can tell you stories.

  • tcinsf

    Ok, Lindsey, we get it, you grew up in a bar…..

    • TampaDink

      Just like Capt. Orange….John Boner.

  • halfwaythere

    How scary is it that Graham sounds kinda reasonable?

    • AtticusP

      i’ll have what you’re drinking.

    • tcinsf

      Well, YEAH, considering what he and Pataki are on stage with….

    • clay

      It’s just the sounds.

    • bkmn

      But Lindsey isn’t. But he knows how to put on a good show (and blow).

    • matt n

      he seems to be winning

    • Gustav2

      Like Kasich does in public

  • TampaDink

    How many fucking people were needed to run their mom & pop bar?

    • tcinsf

      Ain’t that what the younguns are fer?

      • TampaDink

        But if you pay your kids a living wage….you’ll have to let half of em go.

  • Gird your loins, Santy goin’ rogue!

  • AtticusP

    Calm down Rick. you’ll be dropping out in a couple of weeks anyway.

  • Steven Leahy

    I predict 2,000 comments + tonight

    • The Professor

      1/4 there already!

    • matt n

      server crash

  • 2amor

    Frothy sound like he’s going to blow gasket…

    • AtticusP

      If Only…

    • DaddyRay

      He will get Santorum all over Air Force 1

    • Steven Leahy

      Maybe he didn’t get that sleeveless sweater he had his eye on for his birthday

  • matt n

    ricky is kinda angry

    • Steven Leahy

      when is that bitch NOT angry?

      • matt n

        it’s all those years on the campaign trail with nothin’ to show for it

  • Slap, Marry, Fuck, Kill….GO

    • AtticusP

      Easy.

      slap, slap, slap, slap. anything else would be unthinkable.

    • clay

      Is that how they’re going to ask about Putin?

    • TampaDink

      You first.

      • S Graham because that girl needs a good one
        M Pataki because he’s tall and I like ’em big and stupid
        F Santorum because his ass is always tight
        K Jindal because Jindal

        • TampaDink

          I think that I’d go with
          S Pataki
          M Graham
          F Santorum (I’ve been saying fuck you, Santorum! for years)
          K Jindal

  • AtticusP

    Putin? Elton’s new bestie?

  • Ray Taylor

    Looks like they are cutting us off.

    • TampaDink

      Just a governmental slow down in booze intake. Commercials only last so long….and I need occasional refill run outs.

    • bkmn

      They have to clean all the spittle up before Preznit tRump shows up.

    • Steven Leahy

      I don’t have cable so logged into Sirius on m phone…at least I can listen with no interruptions. I didn’t know CNN was streaming it without requiring a cable provider till I got here,

  • AtticusP

    so when do they trot out Reagan’s corpse?

  • AtticusP

    don’t make Lindsay come down there…

  • 2amor

    World on fire!! Ted Cruz said that and that lil girl cried..

  • matt n

    bomb iran… well, isis will love that

  • i’m not done with the gravy yet. please tell the children to be quiet, and wait until the stuffing is fully toasted. grandma will be saying grace soon.

  • 2patricius2

    I can take only a certain amount of this stuff. I may tune into the main debate tonight, but I doubt I will watch more than 5-10 minutes at most.

  • 2amor

    911….. Bengazi……

  • AtticusP

    Pataki is assuming an awful lot, isn’t he?

  • AtticusP

    Yeah, how did that senate reelection campaign work out for you Ricky?

  • AtticusP

    Rick’s day one: January 20, never.

  • kladinvt

    Isn’t Frothy talking about the Dominionist mob?

    • AtticusP

      not sure. Just watching his mouth. He’s got pretty lips.

  • Steven Leahy

    I’m making salmon patties

    • AtticusP

      Even they have a better chance to be president than these guys.

      • Steven Leahy

        LOL

    • Sam_Handwich

      lol

    • BlueberriesForMe

      “I can see Vlad’s man boobs from my house!”

      • I would do him.

        • charemor

          You would have to get in line back of Palin – and possibly Bristol.

    • Marc10

      I’ll bet he’s popular at the Moscow bath house.

  • clay

    Only four people opposed you? No, half the Senate plus four blue dogs opposed you.

  • Jim

    Ms. Lindsay is chanelling boyfriend McCain and trying to get all hawkish commander and chiefy.

  • WNY

    The only thing that Ricky has been “laser-beam focused on” is gay men’s dicks and what they are doing with them.

  • Gene

    I saw two rude hysterical women, badly dressed, get into a hairpulling screaming, scratching fight when one “stole” the others turn to gas up at Kroger earlier today. the police were called. names were called, stupid things said, ridiculous claims made. fat people with to much makeup melting under the harsh lights (of the sun) looked awkward and dazed.
    .
    I have no desire to see that TWICE in one day.

    • LonelyLiberal

      Was Kroger’s about to run out of gas? Was the Krispy Kreme selling their last batch of donuts ever and both were trying to get there?

    • Steven Leahy

      Was it in Beech Grove, Indiana?

      • delk

        Ugh, I’m in Indiana for the day.

  • kladinvt

    Anybody with a Psych degree to analyze Miss Lindsay’s “war obsession”?

    • DaddyRay

      He likes Seamen

    • She likes a rough military top with boots on.

    • Cuberly

      He’s trying to stay out of social conservative issues.

    • Matt

      I agree. Every comment is about war in the Middle East. What’s up with that. That’s one of about 1,000 issues to deal with.

      • kladinvt

        Lindsay must be trying to get “patted on the head” from Cheney & Haliburton.

  • halfwaythere

    STOP SAYING NUCULAR!!!

    • Steven Leahy

      LOL that fucking drives me CRAZY

  • clay

    Snooki / Kim Davis flip is pointing out he’s never in DC.

    Trump, Carson, Fiorina still have him beat.

  • AtticusP

    Looks like Lindsay has the fantods!

  • AtticusP

    riddle me this Lindsay.

    • kladinvt

      It’s hilarious watching these guys trying to “man-up”!

  • AtticusP

    Finally agree with Bobby. Let’s be done with the Republican Party.

  • DaddyRay

    I can agree with “Getting Rid of the Republican Party” part

    • clay

      Sounds like Rinse got the wrong person to sign that pledge.

  • Sam_Handwich

    forced it down our throats

    DRINK!

  • 2amor

    doesn’t he know the videos are fake?

    • Sam_Handwich

      no

    • AtticusP

      Nope.

    • Yes, but if he keeps repeating it, the base will see fire and not smoke.

  • Sam_Handwich

    not one pinny!

  • Cuberly

    Ok, broke down and got some beer…. 🙁

    • DaddyRay

      If I had beer I would break down too

      • Cuberly

        Lol…..I missed the last bout. But from the comments it looks like more of the same.

        Yeah, when it comes to the big showdown, I think I may need a drink.

        • 2amor

          A few….

  • clay

    So, nothing about Putin, afte rall, but to blame him on Obama.

  • Sam_Handwich

    my hubby just popped in with a premature ben carson impression

    wish i’d videoed it

    • Sam_Handwich

      premature impersonation ?

    • Cuberly

      Mouse weenie…?

    • matt n

      my dentist looks just like him

  • Wayne W

    CNN is totally gay for Lindsay tonight.

  • ultragreen

    Lindsey Grahm says a America’s military is in decline… we must increase funding of America’s military industrial-complex! Considering the build-up of Federal debt, this is totally nuts.

    • Sam_Handwich

      last time they ran the military we got thousands of dead troops, and tens of thousands more with lost limbs and minds

    • Steven Leahy

      Especially since one of Obama’s key platform points that got him elected was getting OUT of the middle east from a troop perspective, and scaling back operations.

  • AtticusP

    Boxers or briefs?

    • noni

      Panties

      • clay

        wad

    • DaddyRay

      Ray-Gun answer = Depends

    • noni

      Depends

  • noni

    Bobby Jindal Jangle: Mr. LindsayBelle, Burn Down That Republican Party!

    That’s The Answer.

    The audience goes wild.

  • DaddyRay

    Welfare

    Everybody Drink

  • Sam_Handwich

    joe has a new thread for the adult table event !

  • 2amor

    shake it up frothy….

  • AtticusP

    But that was yesterday, and yesterday’s gone.

  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t but

    8.3 quake in chile

    • Cuberly

      Tsunami warning too.

      • halfwaythere

        I’m in Hawaii and there’s a tsunami warning for three tomorrow morning…..gotta get my water bottles filled!

      • noni

        The U.S. government’s National Tsunami Warning Center, which issues tsunami bulletins for the west coast of North America, is still investigating whether there is the threat of a tsunami to the coasts of California, Oregon, Washington, Alaska, and the Canadian province of British Columbia.

        http://www.wunderground.com/news/chile-major-earthquake-tsunami-warning

    • AtticusP

      Ouch. That’s some scary shit.

    • WNY

      Oh, shit. That’s a big one!

    • Was God aiming for Simi Valley?

      • Sam_Handwich

        his globe was upside down

        • TampaDink

          his globe is flat.

  • Cuberly

    Ricky’s fairy flicks.

    Um, he was canned because he spent more time rubbing elbows with K street lobbyists. ARGH!

    • clay

      and home schooling his kids in Virginia.

      • TampaDink

        On Pennsylvania’s dime.

  • DaddyRay

    Get the Hook for Santorum

    • clay

      and his bills (note, not “laws”)

  • noni

    Santorum sees the mess

  • kladinvt

    Frothy must have swallowed a few Viagras before this performance.

  • Cuberly

    America is slipping AWAY!

  • kladinvt

    Jindal is just pathetic

    • TampaDink

      He’d have to improve vastly to become pathetic.

  • ultragreen

    They are all opposed to the nuclear deal with Iranians, advocating that we should start a war with Iran and bomb their facilities. It isn’t clear we have that capability (if those facilities are underneath a mountain, for example), and another ground invasion of another Middle Eastern country isn’t feasible. Americans are sick and tired of war in the Middle East. What they are proposing to do would only further destabilize and radicalize Iran.

    • matt n

      every time we dick with the balance of power in the middle east, things get worse.

    • noni

      But would do wonders for LindsayBelle’s, McCain’s, and Dick Cheney’s bank accounts.

  • AtticusP

    mrs. S will be walking bowlegged for a week.

    • TampaDink

      After that many kids, she probably does that anyway.

  • Giant Monster Gamera

    Something is slipping away here…

    • noni

      all slippery?

  • 2amor

    Jeebus….. more war!!

  • kladinvt

    Greatest Country in the History of the World….

    • noni

      a puff phrase.

  • AtticusP

    I want to hear more about Lurleen.

    • noni

      Lurleen took Lindsaybelle’s man.

      Wait no, that was Jolene.

  • TampaDink

    YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bobby will give all of his blood.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • Cuberly

      Awww, I like Fred.

  • AtticusP

    coming up next. The Trump Hour.

  • kladinvt

    Ms. Fearfilled Lindsay

  • noni

    LindsayBelle wants him a war. He sees big profits

  • ultragreen

    They also want to destroy Assad’s regime in Syria, which would only further destabilize this country and open the door further to chaos in this country.

    • clay

      a proxy war with Putin.

    • kladinvt

      Leftover NeoCONS

  • Cuberly

    More bases, more war……OMFG

  • TampaDink

    Vapors! I gots the vapors over Miss Linds. promise to make me safe again.

    • AtticusP

      he’s so butch.

      • TampaDink

        Almost as much as Snagglepuss.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fwpj27hlP4

        • AtticusP

          Little-known fact: Snagglepuss’s sister’s name was Lurleen.

          It’s almost like the Kennedy-Lincoln coincidence…

          • TampaDink

            The coincidentals are frighteningly similar. Kennedy & Lincoln were both shot in the head & Lindsey Belle loves getting shots on his head….but don’t aim for his eyes. He hates that.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • BlueberriesForMe

      You’re a great hostess. “Please step this way, everyone.”

  • AtticusP

    I sure hope the Carly doesn’t have blood coming out of her whatever tonight.

  • Cuberly

    Looks like Joe’s got the main event open thread post up…bye, see ya there.

  • Steven Leahy

    Sad thing is the yokels among the more ignorant who may have poorly paying jobs, few resources, and no medical insurance will once again buy this shit hook, line and sinker.

  • ultragreen

    Jindal is really dumb. He thinks the Republican-controlled Senate should get rid of the filibuster so that they can kill the nuclear deal with Iran. Lindsey Grahm correctly pointed out that President Obama would simply veto the kill-the-nuclear-deal bill and the Senate still wouldn’t have enough votes to pass it. Like, duh.

  • LOL talking head on CNN just said that Graham was advocating for a more muscular foreign policy….gurlllll Nail. Head.

  • bluefranco

    Missy Lindsay is the southern Hedda Lettuce without the smarts

  • MDB

    Fuckabee failed civics !9

  • JCF

    “666 Comments”

    If you think the undercard was demonic, wait till the main event!

  • Dale

    $.50 over 3 years is the only raise proposed by any one of these candidates for busting my ass seven days a week.

    G.O.O.D.B.Y.E.

  • safari2bongaloo

    As a kid at the “kids table” I remember the amount of cleanup my relatives needed to pick up after us. This sounds about right if the press acts as responsible parents and relatives.

  • DaveMiller135

    I’m sorry to see Pataki at the also-ran table. Whatever you think of his policies he’s a real politician and should be a contender.

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