End Times evangelist Jan Markell says that the pope’s visit, the so-called “blood moon”, the Jewish High Holy Days, and a bunch of other converging shit means that the End Times are definitely going to start next week or so. Unless they don’t. Markell reminds everybody about Harold Camping and cautions that she doesn’t want egg on her face if God doesn’t kill the fuck out of everybody by Halloween.
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