Donald Trump Cozies Up To Molestation/Adultery/Prostitution Scandal Ridden KKK-Affiliated Anti-LGBT Hate Group [VIDEO]

Last night Tony Perkins appeared on Fox News to declare that Jesus can still save Josh Duggar despite all that compulsively shoving his no-no pole into forbidden random lady holes, prompting Donald Trump to tweet his congratulations. In recent days Trump has been trying to win cred with the evangelicals, repeatedly declaring that that bible is his “favorite book” despite apparently being unable to quote a single verse. Judging by Perkins’ response tweet, Trump has confirmed his attendance at this year’s Duggar Fest, although the usual celebratory announcement has not yet appeared on Twitter.

  • oikos

    Thrice married candidate and hate group leader and kiddie diddler enabler weigh in on morals.

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      • MDB

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  • Ninja0980

    As long as you hate LGBT folks and degrade women, Tony will be your guy.

    • Todd20036

      Except trump isn’t pushing any anti gay amendments. That’s bad for people like fish

      • StraightGrandmother

        Just wait, wait until he gets in front of the Evangelicals at Value Voters Summit.

        • TampaDink

          That should be interesting….and I look forward to reading about the highlights of how that crowd takes to the GOP/Tea peoples’ latest messiah.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Did you see when he was in Iowa last week, talking to the teaTurtles about how great his book was, but was not as great as the one true holy lovely fantastic bible ?
            I about puked all over the place.

          • TampaDink

            I did see that….and am still shocked at that claim.
            Further evidence that he’ll say anything to achieve whatever goal he has in mind.

  • Dan

    No-No pole FTW!

    • Phrase of the Month!

    • Bernie Keefe

      I Know! I spit my coffee out! I’m still laughing.

    • Gerry Fisher

      “Nike!”

    • Prixator

      I thought that was funny, but too flattering.

      A “no-no peg” is probably more accurate (but not as funny).

  • Ed Burrow

    I fell off my throne when I read that!

  • Treg Brown

    Trump has to be trolling the entire U.S., right?? This is way past crazy, even for him.

    • as we say on my other blog, “You owe me a coke.” 😉

      [it’s a joke about when two people have the same thought/comment, the latter owes the former poster a beverage of choice]

      • …and a smoke.

      • Treg Brown

        Gladly owe you a coke! Nice to know I’m not the only one thinking this.

      • TampaDink

        That was common vernacular during my childhood…but it followed the word, “Jinx”, usually yelled….and often also simultaneously with the other party.

  • ok, i’m convinced. tRump is just trolling amurka at this point. he’ll be tweeting how much he likes david duke and the clinic shooters’ tweets next, just to see if the lamestream media will call him on it.

    must be nice to be a billionaire. you can play “Risk” with real nations, real people! oh, the fun that must be.

    • Better than shooting tame lions.

      • People4Humanity

        … marginally. maybe.

        • Funnier maybe. It helps if you see it in Disney in your head.

          Forward, backward, inward, outward
          Come and join the chase
          Nothing could be drier
          Than a jolly caucus race

          Backward, forward, outward, inward
          Bottom to the top
          Never a beginning,
          There can never be a stop

          To skipping, hopping, tripping fancy free and gay
          Started it tomorrow
          But will finish yesterday

          ‘Round and ’round and ’round we go
          Until forevermore
          For once we were behind
          But now we find we are be-

          Foreward, backward, inward, outward
          Come and joing hte chase
          Nothing could be drier
          Than a jolly caucus race!

    • Gustav2

      His political media advisers are from the Breitbart comments section.

      • TrollopeReader

        ah, the intelligentsia !

    • teeveedub

      I have a slightly different slant. My sense is that Donald Trump wanted his ego stroked more than he actually wanted to be president. For years, he’s been getting little doses of ego jolts by teasing the public with his proposed candidacy. But now that he’s jumped in full force, he doesn’t have an exit strategy. So he keeps saying increasingly more offensive things, hoping that his poll numbers will go down so that he can then lash out and blame others for his demise.

      Instead, what has happened is that his offensive statements have given license to bigots and racists and homophobes and all manner of haters to express their views publicly and support him. And because he has provided almost no details of actual policies or plans, these low-information haters can project whatever they want onto him. Consequently, his numbers keep going up, and Trump still doesn’t have a way to make an exit from this circus.

      • Gerry Fisher

        In terms of ego feeding, it’s worked far, far better than I ever anticipated. He’s got that “P. T. Barnum” thing going on.

      • StraightGrandmother

        It is an interesting theory but I don’t buy it.
        I do think The Donald really is running sincerely for President of the United States.

        • teeveedub

          Perhaps I’m just to afraid to acknowledge that that might be true, SG. I need my conspiracy theories to get me through the day. 🙂

      • TampaDink

        You might be onto something….and perhaps he needs that arousal he gets from extended ego stroking to last longer than 4 hours.

        • teeveedub

          “Consult your doctor immediately if your ego stays inflated for more than four hours.”

      • Ontogenesis

        Getting elected pres would be the ultimate ego-stroker, though. He’d be called “Leader of the Free World.”

    • Gerry Fisher

      >you can play “Risk” with real nations

      LUV how you put this.

      • StraightGrandmother

        Me too

  • David Gervais

    “We can’t jettison moral standards.” from the people who don’t have any.

  • Gustav2

    I wonder if Mr Perkins will ask Mr Trump when was the last time he went to church?

    • David Walker

      Doubt it. The lovely Tony Perkkkins is smart enough to know that he needs to make nice with The Donald. Supporting The Donald = money. The Donald doesn’t need Tony so much as he wants Perkkkins’ sheeple. I doubt Tony would embarrass The Donald by asking such a question until The Donald bites Mr. FRC’s hand.

    • clay

      As if Tony gives one shit about that. Didn’t hurt Ronnie any.

  • Grant

    “compulsively shoving his no-no pole into forbidden random lady holes…”

    Joe, I love it when you get sassy. Please guest-write for Wonkette sometime.

    • clay

      But one, minor, issue– the lady holes weren’t random, they were in ladies who looked like his (formerly minor) sisters.

  • CB

    Birds of a feather….

  • Sam_Handwich

    Nice also to have Megyn Kelly in the mix. I wonder if Tony took any projectile menses to the face.

  • geoffalnutt

    It’s The Donald Duggar!!!

  • Lakeviewbob

    Donald Trump Cozies Up To Molestation/Adultery/Prostitution Scandal Ridden KKK-Affiliated Anti-LGBT Hate Group

    Has to be Joe’s best headline ever!

  • barrixines

    I know this is all very entertaining at present but I do feel I have to speak a word of concern. If a maroon gets elected here in Spain you will notice no difference maybe than a couple of cents on the price of an Estrella Damm on your next visit to Sitges. It is. however, both your burden and your privilege that who you elect affects the rest of the world. Going back to my English synonym for flatulence yesterday, if the US does decide to Trump the rest of the world is going to have to smell it. Please do your duty, nice American people. Now you may get back to laughing at the buffoon with the tumbleweed hairdo.

    • pj

      even trump the chump knows he isnt going to be president. ever. this is all a sideshow for the crazies who think hes going to win. he wont. and the gay hating jesus liberty teabags or whatever they are calling themselves this week will find out soon enough.

  • Homo Erectus

    Just wipe your tally-whacker off and say “Jezus forgive me” and get on with your life.

    • TampaDink

      Isn’t that known as the Josh Duggar mantra? ☺

  • SockMikey

    “I’m no fan of Hitler” – Donald Trump

    —–>

    http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/08/donald-trump-marie-brenner-ivana-divorce

    When pressed on awkward topics—such as whether or not he regularly read Adolf Hitler’s speeches—he turns skittish and, perhaps, inventive.

    Last April, perhaps in a surge of Czech nationalism, Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that from time to time her husband reads a book of Hitler’s collected speeches, My New Order, which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed. Kennedy now guards a copy of My New Order in a closet at his office, as if it were a grenade. Hitler’s speeches, from his earliest days up through the Phony War of 1939, reveal his extraordinary ability as a master propagandist.

    “Did your cousin John give you the Hitler speeches?” I asked Trump.

    Trump hesitated. “Who told you that?”

    “I don’t remember,” I said.

    “Actually, it was my friend Marty Davis from Paramount who gave me a copy of Mein Kampf, and he’s a Jew.” (“I did give him a book about Hitler,” Marty Davis said. “But it was My New Order, Hitler’s speeches, not Mein Kampf. I thought he would find it interesting. I
    am his friend, but I’m not Jewish.”)

    Later, Trump returned to this subject. “If I had these speeches, and I am not saying that I do, I would never read them.”

    .

    Trump on White Supremacists Praise
    http://ht.cdn.turner.com/cnn/big//politics/2015/08/27/white-supremacists-donald-trump-lavandera-dnt-erin.cnn_cnn_iphone_cell.mp4

    • LonelyLiberal

      OK, but what’s wrong with reading Hitler’s speeches? He was an absolute master at propaganda and rhetoric, and turned an extraordinary phrase at times.

      It’s not the talent that was evil, it was the purpose to which it was applied and the manner in which it was used. If anything, using the skill you can learn from them to do a little good in the world helps honor the victims and those who fought against Hitler.

      Mind you, Trump isn’t using them to do a little good in the world.

      • SockMikey

        Actually it was not a comment on reading the speeches of Adolph Hitler since many of us have read books and writings by people we don’t agree with for educational purposes. Sometimes to understand and learn from history.

        It was more to point out Trump’s statement that he was not a fan of Hitler, his reading of Hitler’s speeches and his statement responding “I would never read them”.

        I see this akin to his saying the bible was his #1 book and then avoiding addressing what some of his favorite quotes were, saying it was “personal”.

        It’s not personal when he uses the bible to pander to certain segments to garner support, but it becomes “personal” when asked for more specifics.

        Like many topics Trump speaks on, he talks in a grandiose manner and superlatives but obfuscates and redirects when asked about specifics.

  • I can see the debate now: “It’s not a torpedo coming your way, it’s a Uge thank you from America, the most fabulous, grandest, most finest thank you imaginable.” *steps off boat onto helicopter* “Trump 2016!”

    *BOOM!*

    “Trump 2016, (I) New York.”

    • 2karmanot

      The clown yacht and clown copter is still high circus.

  • I feel like I’m watching Lex Luthor, Darth Vader, Lord Voldemort and the Joker meeting for tea at Dr. Doom’s apartment in SMERSH headquarters.

    • D. J.

      Now they get to meet at Mar a Lago….

  • Bj Lincoln

    I love Joe’s headline. Trump may not want to be rubbing elbows or anything else with these people. But then, It may bring attention to Tony’s little group and friendship with the KKK. When most folks see “KKK” in a headline, they read some more out of curiosity.
    Sorry about the word salad. Not much sleep and not even close to enough caffeine.

  • oikos

    Flagged, you maggot.

  • Jan Wesselius

    Josh Duggar can always go into men’s clothing, he has the Pat Boon fan club look down pat. Pastel shirt, shoes, face and teeth. The Duggar’s are taught how to dress, act and groomed to act just so right. Kind of like the kid in the 70s TV sitcom that dies of terminal cuitness.

    • TampaDink

      Or dies from an overdose, penniless, unloved, in a seedy motel room.

      • Jan Wesselius

        I hope not. I don’t wish bad will on anyone, well maybe Trump and a few other idiots. That penniless could happen to him if he stays a Christian. I hope he comes over to the dark side where we have cookies. but he would have to give up the preppie look for leather.

        • TampaDink

          I was using the (unfortunate) end result of some former child actors.
          The loss of money could also happen if the family turns their backs on him.
          I can’t picture Josh in leather.
          I don’t WANT to envision that.

  • TexasBoy

    The only verses he’s ever read:

    Lev. 25:44 “As for your male and female slaves whom you may have– you may acquire male and female slaves from the pagan nations that are around you.”

    1 Tim 2:11-12 “Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.”

  • another_steve

    Today’s Donald Trump haiku.

    ——————-

    They wait to hear him,
    numb, with no life of their own.
    It fills their bleak days.

    • 2karmanot

      Wipe once
      Flush twice
      The Donald

  • Dramphooey

    This little twat (sic) from Trump is all the assurance the TEA creatures need that he’ll be fine on social issues. He’s very good at this.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Oh come on! The Trump campaign has to be an elaborate real life Onion article.

  • Blobby

    Values? 5-6 kids from three women? Yes. Upstanding, he is.

    • TampaDink

      Only five……and one of those wives was born in America! Cut the poor bastard a break. LOL

  • anne marie in philly

    and you hired this paragon of virtue, tony baloney! what does THAT say about YOU? how many boyz do YOU keep on the D L?

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Is that woman completely devoid of humor ??

    I think there is something wrong with her.

  • mattkorey

    Tony is of course correct that we all make mistakes and fall short of the standards that we set for ourselves. That’s human nature. The part that he is missing is that there is nothing redeeming or positive about being hateful and trying to promote discrimination and bigotry and he and Josh Duggar do, and did, for a living. What Josh was doing before was even worse than what he was caught doing after.

  • TampaDink

    So…..does this mean that trump’s feud with fox news is over & done?

  • lattebud

    “Th bible is my favorite book. Have you ever noticed they are in every room of my highly successful and beautiful hotel rooms around the world? Can Hillary or Jeb say that?”

  • 2karmanot

    Now that David Dick is on board, Trump’s kabuki will get whitewashed.

  • David F.

    Saw a pic of DuKKKe showing his outrage face last night on MSNBC. Amazing that without his mustache he looks a lot like his BFF PerkKKKins showing the same pose. Douchebags separated at birth.

  • Tammy Rainey

    the thing is, Tony, we can have a moral standard without having an organization that demonizes people for political gain like FRC – you don’t have to throw out, for example, a societal disapproval of betraying your spouse in order to recognize the con you are running.