Third Eagle Of The Apocalypse: God Is Using Flocks Of Birds To Warn Of Nuclear Attack By Vladimir Putin [VIDEO]

According to the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, God is sending flocks of birds to form the face of Vladimir Putin over New York City. And that means a nuclear attack by Russia is imminent. Tippi Hedren does not appear in this clip.

(Tipped by JMG reader John)

  • Todd20036

    Wait, I thought these losers loved Putin because he puts the serious hate on gay people.

    • David Walker

      It does get confusing, doesn’t it?

  • Marc

    Behold: The Frappé of Nuclear Annihilation

    • David Walker

      I never did trust that clown.

  • Gustav2

    Better than NORAD!

  • rednekokie

    First of all, the bird configuration looks more like Richard Nixon than Vladimir Putin – – same nonsense as the “face on Mars” a few years back.
    Move a few degrees right, left, up, or down, and no image at all would exist.
    The guy has an amazing imagination, however —

    • Marc

      I was thinking Woody Harrelson, but yeah. Woman was in a very good angle at the very right time (or it’s fake).

    • clay

      Yeah, that nose is definitely not Putin’s.

  • clay

    Wait, there are flocks of birds over NYC, again? Cool.

  • Sam_Handwich
    • LonelyLiberal

      Don’t let him do that, he’s just going to use it to buy crack(ers).

  • Jeffg166


  • Dan

    God must be on TMobile if he can’t just send a text message. Srsly God, I have tons of roll over minutes. You could just call.

    • mjcc1987

      God’s on AT&T, which is monitored by NSA, and which his minutes don’t actually roll over but expire each month. But since he’s on a 2 millennia contact, he’s got to wait at least 30 more years before he could move to another provider.

  • geoffalnutt

    It’s called a ‘murmuration’ (judging by the pic). Certain birds do it all the time. It’s really majestic and thrilling. Youtube has great vids of it.

    • David Walker

      True. By September we’ll be having daily flights of pigeons (small flocks, few moves) and some smaller birds (starlings?) whose maneuvers can be breath-taking. Harrisburg is not known for its tall buildings, but they’re high enough that you do fear for their lives crashing into the Crowne Plaza. The precision blows me away.

      • RoFaWh

        The really interesting thing about clouds of starlings is that the underlying rules governing the flight of any one bird are very simple.

        Great example of complex phenomena arising from extremely simple rules.

        • David Walker

          #1 rule: Pay attention.

    • cheakamus

      We get it in Rome for about a month every fall — starlings in their millions — they look great in the sky, but they roost in the London plane trees along the Tiber. You daren’t walk there at night without an umbrella, and after a while, especially if it hasn’t rained, the smell becomes overwhelming. Don’t ask what it does to parked cars!

  • Tippi, save us!!!

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    LOL, I won’t watch the vid because the headline is more that enough.
    My comment:

    Because birds have never flocked before. Seriously? I’d love to have a calendar sent to this guy. Just as a reminder that the year is 2015, not 1015. This is hysterical. In all senses of the word.

  • Mark Ross

    I thought it looked more like Sean Connery. Obviously, Sean wants to buy us all an ice coffee as a treat.

  • CB

    But, but they love Putin!!

  • Michael Rush

    ……… and that was the last time we went to the home to see grandpa .

  • bambinoitaliano

    Does he know A Flock of Seagulls was a band?

    • David Walker

      He was just disappointed it wasn’t a flock of lesbians.

  • Benny Hinn

    Birds of feather, they flock together. They curse, swear and back talk. Conclusion, I’m in total agreement with third eagle and send love offering. Video proves it.

  • John

    Someone forgot to take their meds again.

  • TexPlant

    This dude needs some professional help. Where is his family?

    • trouble94114

      I’m seriously thinking that there is some type of elder abuse going on here. No one who loves their parents or the elders in their extended family would willing allow something like this to go untreated.

  • Paula

    Well, Eagle Boy, I am going to send Vlad your address so he can target your house with the first weapon.

    • David Walker

      No no. Treats.

  • stuckinthewoods

    ah, that explains what we’re seeing in the yard now. I’ll look for Putin’s face.

    • David Walker

      I’m impressed. That’s really nice. And relaxing. Maybe I should put this on a loop to be watched on Those Days.

      • stuckinthewoods

        It has been sort of on a loop here. We’re in the stream heading south. Apparently the birds we see this morning are not the ones here this afternoon.

  • TampaZeke

    This is what it looks like when pareidolia, religion and paranoid schizophrenia intersect!

  • Another post that should be categorized “bovine spongiform encephalopathy.”

  • Bluto

    wouldn’t it just be easier for god to disable the nuclear missiles instead of playing mind control with a thousand birds to send a cryptic message? what a maroon.

  • Clive Johnson

    Fourth Water Buffalo of the Orgasmatopia here.

    The 3rd Eagle is wrong about the birds. Flocking birds are just flocking birds.

    But fundies that flock to his youtube channel to watch and take instruction from his videos might just be a sign of abject human stupidity.

    • MDB

      But which species is responsible for flocking all the flocking Christmas
      trees ?

      • Clive Johnson

        Your command of the minutiae of theological argument is impressive, dear sir.

  • cheakamus

    Third Beagle of the Apocalypse.

  • MattM


  • jomicur

    It looks more like Pauly Shore. So it may really be a sign of the End Times. (At least it wasn’t Adam Sandler.)

  • JustSayin’

    I always wonder why the ones who claim to be the most devout are terrified of the second coming of their god.

  • shrumpi

    This guy is my absolute favorite… Thank you!

  • Rebecca Gardner

    “Apocalyptic Signs: Putin’s Face video edited in a flock of birds.”

    Fixed it for ya.

  • Tor

    I’m sorry I have to be so gay, but you just don’t wear that kind of jewelry with a striped polo shirt….

  • Schlukitz

    From the same idiots who see Christ on a slice of toast or on a dog’s ass.

  • MDB

    I want to know what happened to the First Eagle, and the Second Eagle of the Apocalypse? Did Putin have them for dinner, or did Dick Cheney and his little friends just kill them off during buzzard season ??

  • 2karmanot

    As the First Vulture of the Apocalypse, let me assure you that Palm Springs will be saved!