MICHIGAN: Anti-Gay Christian Teabagger State Rep Won’t Resign After Adultery Scandal Because Jesus [VIDEO]

With her cuckolded husband at her side, today a tearful Michigan state Rep. Cindy Gamrat declared that she was not going to resign just because she got busted having an affair with a fellow representative of Christ Himself in the state legislature. Last week Rep. Todd Courser tried to throw attention off their affair by spreading a rumor that he’d been seen having sex with a male prostitute in an alley behind a nightclub. Because that always works. Before their affair was exposed, the pair had introduced a trio of anti-gay marriage bills that would have outlawed all civil marriages in Michigan.

  • Paula

    And the good teabaggers of Michigan will be O.K. with this.

    • Gustav2

      Political altar call for confession and forgiveness. Forgiveness only given if you are one of us.

      • Christopher

        This came to mind.

    • Gindy51

      No dead girls or live boys, so yeah it’s all good.

      • clay

        the live boys were imaginary, and on her fellow adulterer’s part.

    • kaydenpat

      As long as these politicians hate the right people, everything is cool.

    • Chucktech

      Of course they are! The homo part was just a smokescreen and the rest is just typical christian failings that Jeezy’s heard before. Throw in “I’m sowwy, Jeezy,” and voila! Yer in the pink again.

      • Sk3ptic

        “Yer in the pink again.” HAHA…ewwwww.

      • Octoberfurst

        That’s the thing that always gets me. All these “Christian” politicians have to do when caught doing something wrong is to say how sorry they are and that Jesus has forgiven them. Then everything is cool like it never happened. “Jeebus has forgiven you? Oh well then welcome back into the fold.”

    • brian

      Oh, they are bitchin up a storm about the waste of taxpayers money. Typical Michigan Tea Party B.S.

  • Gustav2

    “With her cuckolded husband at her side…”

    Equality!

    • JT

      And probably cockscolded as well.

      • Sk3ptic

        He’s clearly thinking about his bro with benefits in that clip. It’s his happy place.

  • millers3888

    Such a scumbag..

  • Judas Peckerwood

    How’s that “traditional marriage” workin’ out for ya?

    • MattM

      Traditionally, straights have had a great deal of difficulty making monogamy work.

      • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

        Henry VIII figured it out. Just get rid of the previous wife before you get the next one, and voilà, monogamy.

      • Gigi

        At least we’re more honest about what we want.

      • b

        She wants to promote her marriage by harming gay marriages. Nice woman.

    • JT

      It’s working better outside than in, apparently.

    • bkmn

      I hope her husband files for divorce and asks for substantial alimony and custody if they have any kids.

      • StSean

        before or after she and the boyfriend are biblically put to death as god commands in leviticus 20:10?

        • bkmn

          before she marries the guy she had an affair with and then turns around and has an affair with another guy.

          • TampaDink

            As will he, her future husband, with another guy. He’s already imagining that scenario so clearly, he tried it out on the world.

        • D. J.

          Hmmmm, after. No divorce required that way. She is a “smaller government” hack isn’t she?

        • KQCA

          Stone her. That’ right, I’ll cast the first one.

          I am without sin. I don’t “believe” in it. …but SHE does. Let’s head to the quarry and get started. 😉

        • Terry

          The Republicans are all like: Who put that there?!!

      • brian

        They have three kids.

        • Beagle

          Well…she does. Him, we cant’t be so sure.

        • KentDean

          for which I feel very sorry.

    • Sk3ptic

      She’s discovering that “traditional,” “biblical,” “natural” marriage can keep a gal pretty busy.

    • Reality Check

      She is such a fake. Wow!

      Give her a damn Oscar.

      • ZhyKitty

        If she were Oscar worthy, she’d have actual tears….but she doesn’t, even when watching on full screen.

        • Schlukitz

          Yep yep.

          The mascara stayed miraculously in place as she daubbed her eyes with a titsue. LOL

          • ZhyKitty

            Indeed. She was not convincing at all.
            Her poor husband, on the other hand, had some real tears in his eyes at one point. He managed to keep them from spilling, but I imagine the same has not been true in recent days since finding out he’s wearing cuckold horns. I’ve been in his position.
            He’s much nicer than I would have been about it.
            Scarlett would have been going to Miss Melanie’s paparazzi party ALONE if she’d been MY wife! Harumph!

            (He might be an asshole, who knows, but in this instance, my sympathy, if it lies anywhere, is with him.)

          • Schlukitz

            Agreed

          • bambinoitaliano

            Damn water proof mascara!!

    • Ginger Snap

      Isn’t this exactly what a “traditional marriage” looks like? It sure seems like it’s what all the bigoted christens think it is.

      • ZhyKitty

        I’ve never been in a “traditional marriage”, persay, and this is partly why.
        My current sinful situation is about as close as I’ve ever been, and there’s nothing traditional about it.
        So many of the “traditional marriages” look like this one that I never could grasp the appeal of them in general, though I have seen one or two that were what one would hope for out of it – like my Granny and Paw had.
        They were truly in love with the fire even still lit in the bedroom until he had the stroke that ended up killing him (he wasted away, bless him) – and they were both in their 80’s then! (Well, she was 80 and he was 81…she’s 96 now.)
        Everyone should be so lucky to find love like they had.

        • David Walker

          I agree. Jack and I agreed to an open relationship as one of the first conversations we had about living together. I don’t understand the possessiveness of marriage. We both knew the possibility of someone coming along; as long as we both knew about it and the whoopee didn’t happen here, it was all right. It’s worked for both of us.

    • TheOccasionalAtheist

      Traditional, biblical, monagamy, polygamy, bigamy, bigofyou, hypocrisy… what’s the difference?
      None apparently for these 2 bozos!
      But by GAWD they WILL vote republican! As long as they do, their backers and their gawd will have to forgive them, even if their spouses don’t.

      Maybe they can try partner swapping next? Then they can have a double-divorce followed by a double-wedding!

  • 2amor

    Didn’t muerka used to burn witches? What ever happened with that?
    Edit: I was thinking of that whole scarlet letter thing… Never mind…

  • Jude Newton

    The Ten Commandments only applies to non-Christians – says every Christian politician everywhere.

    • JW Swift

      See also: Newt Gingrich (in particular).

      • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

        I just realized that Donald Trump, Newt Gingrich and Rudy Giuliani have had 9 wives so far between the three of them.

        • oikos

          Per biblical standards.

        • bkmn

          And how many affairs that we never knew about???

          • Nexus1

            We knew about at least 2 of Rudy’s since he had the NYPD chauffeur them around for at least a year.

        • Throw Ronnie Raygun in there and you’ve got an even eleven.

        • JW Swift

          True, but Gingrich was, in my mind, the worst. Be sure to read, if you weren’t already aware, of how he was already carrying-on with one woman (who he’d wind-up marrying before the body of his ex wife was cold) while his current wife (at the time) was lying in a hospital bed, dying of cancer.

          Not only was his personal behavior utterly despicable like that, he also was quite vocal about telling everybody else how they should live their lives and had no trouble with the hypocrisy whatsoever. He honestly believed that there were rules that everyone else should have to follow, but he, himself, was above them.

  • ryan charisma

    Thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife.
    Thou shall not commit adultery
    Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor.

    sounds like a true follower of christ to me.

    • oikos

      She can have a new career as a clerk that issues marriage licenses.

      • People4Humanity

        Or not, most likely.

      • ZhyKitty

        I doubt it. They’re already dis-inviting her to meetings they said.
        She is already not received!

        • oikos

          Maybe she could start a bakery. 🙂

    • noni

      She also had to throw in some military to show how patriotic she is by having her military “friends” standing up there with her. More grifting.

      • clay

        apparently, veterans’ affairs is the only committee the GOP leadership has NOT thrown her off of.

        • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

          “affairs” being the key word?

        • JT

          She is very committed to veterans’ affairs. She wants to be involved in as many as she can.

        • Robincho

          She’s great with the battalions, but rotten to the corps…

          • TampaDink

            I see….and greatly admire….what you did there. Brava!

    • JT
    • Christopher

      Whenever the Ten Commandments are mentioned or alluded to, I’m always reminded of this:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8ooMBIyC8

      • Schlukitz

        George Carlin was a man who always got it right.

    • Steverino

      Christianist homophobes always like to throw that passage from Corinthians I in our faces to prove that you can’t be both a Christian and gay because by their reading of it, “you can’t enter into the kingdom of heaven.” Well, guess what? that same passage also includes adulterers in that excluded category. So by their own theology, she also is an imposter if she claims to be a Christian.

      But, yeah, I know, “that’s different.”

      Isn’t it always?

  • oikos

    “Given the allegations in the media.” Honey, if they were allegations you wouldn’t be here playing the martyr. Again if this were a dem, they would be hounded to resign.

    • MattM

      Dems are inherently godless heathens. This woman sinned out of love and Jeebus, so she’ll be fine in the eyes of God. As everyone knows, when it comes to the Christian god, it’s the thought, not the act, that counts.

      • oikos

        I love being a godless heathen. It makes life worth living. 🙂

        • Christopher

          Yep!

        • MattM

          The good supposedly die young. I’d would much rather sin because it extends your life.

          • Nychta

            Reminds me of the Billy Joel line from “Only the Good Die Young”: I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.

          • MattM

            But then we’d have to think about Billy Joel’s music.

          • TampaDink

            And the 29 year age difference between his firstborn & her new baby half-sister. (I wonder what the other half is.)

        • Ginger Snap

          It sure does.

    • JT

      Scum are held to a lower standard.

    • “if they were allegations, you wouldn’t be here playing the martyr.”
      “if they were allegations, you wouldn’t be here playing the martyr.”
      “if they were allegations, you wouldn’t be here playing the martyr.”

      I consider this nugget of wisdom worthy of lots of repitition.
      oh if only truth were as magical as ruby slippers…
      *sigh*

  • JT

    She won’t resign because Jeebus told her to have as much penis/vagina sex as possible with all comers in order to counteract all the EVIL of that icky gay sex now running rampant throughout the land! Jeebus be praised!

    • MattM

      “It’s fine because at least we’re not fags. Amiright?”

  • Bluto

    Adulteress. What’s the biblical punishment for that again?

    • Sam_Handwich

      10 hail mary’s and public execution

      • Bad Tom

        And in a pinch, you can skip the Hail Marys.
        The execution is required.

  • bdsmjack

    Spare us your harlot’s tears, Jezebel!

    • oikos

      LOL

    • TexasBoy

      I wonder if she’s going to call Bob Larson to exorcise that evil Jezebel.

    • Christopher

      I would’ve loved to see someone yell that at her at that press conference!

  • clay

    “I am not now, and have never been, a gay man having sex behind a night club alley dumpster.”

    • Gustav2

      …with a Republican.

    • LonelyLiberal

      So you’re saying you’ve lead a very boring life. I once ended up in an oak tree with a guy after a night out, doing things that probably traumatized the birds.

      • johncAtl

        Hopefully you made sure there were no squirrels gathering nuts first.

        • LonelyLiberal

          The squirrel was not the one gathering nuts in his mouth.

    • JT

      “However, the dumpster two doors down? Well, that’s another story.”

    • Michael Rush

      ok but say something relevant to this story .

    • Schlukitz

      Don’t knock it, until you’re tried it. 😛

      • Chucktech

        Really! Cheap thrills can be fun!

        • Christopher

          Those are the only thrills I can afford!

      • Ginger Snap

        And once you’ve tried it you’ll want to try it again.

        • TampaDink

          Its all fun & games until interrupted by the truck with the compactor.

          • Ginger Snap

            Not always. Sometimes the truck driver joins in.

          • TampaDink

            You always find the silver lining. ☺

          • Ginger Snap

            Always Darling, always.

    • Todd20036

      Been there, done that. Washed the t-shirt.

      • Sk3ptic

        Washed it with the crunchy socks!

    • pj

      or in

    • Traxley Launderette

      The consensus among the locals here are waiting for confirmation of the gay sex part. Most of us think there’s something Todd is not telling us.

  • Michael Rush

    nice press conference but we’re just not that into you .

  • pj

    wheres her scarlet letter?

    • LonelyLiberal

      Make her wear an “R” for Republican.

      • Christopher

        Use a creme brulee blowtorch and put it on her forehead!

  • JW Swift

    Sort of a very weird statement of how far the LGBT movement has come, that a politician now thinks a gay scandal is something that he can come back from…

    • clay

      even a GOP politician so far right that the leadership has thrown him out of committee meetings

    • Steve Teeter

      More than that! That a gay scandal can shield him from a straight scandal.

  • Jan Wesselius

    Oh my heart bleeds purple panther piss for her. the slut.

  • Michael Hampton

    She is why I won’t go there.

  • JustSayin

    Cindy is going to be awefully upset when that pretty gay boy she married is caught sucking dick behind a dumpster.

    • BearEyes

      and even more upset if it’s Todd’s cock.

  • Octavio

    I have a branding iron of a big A that hasn’t seen any use in years. Anyone want to help me fire it up and burn it into her forehead? 🙂

    • BearEyes

      A Scarlet Letter of sorts.

      • Octavio

        It’ll leave a permanent red mark. 🙂

    • Ginger Snap

      I have an artist making me a brand that is my signature. I plan on sometime in 2016 having it branded on my fleshy pure white buttock. I’m not a tattoo kinda gal/guy so this is what I have decided to do.

      • Octavio

        Keep plenty of ice handy to put out the fire. 🙂

        • Ginger Snap

          It took me at least ten years to finally decide to do this. It’s so going to hurt like fuck but it can’t be any worse than the first time I had anal. The pain soon will pass.

          • Octavio

            I understand the decision. While not exactly the same thing, I printed out “Please cremate remains upon expiration” and wrote it out in Spanish and French — taking my time to proof and edit until I had it correct in all three languages. It now serves as my tramp stamp tattoo, just below my belt line and above my butt crack. I’ve since added an international toll-free number that connects to pre-paid cremation and disposal services, regardless of where I drop dead in the world. A bit ghoulish, but it gives me peace of mind. 🙂

          • Ginger Snap

            That is absolutely amazing, Love it!

          • Bad Tom

            It’s good that you proofed & edited your tattoo. So many people don’t, with such unfortunate results.

            I mean, what if you got the number wrong, and all they got was an international pay sex line?

          • Robincho

            I once asked a guy with a brand, “Didn’t that hurt?” And he said, “Not nearly enough.” His safe word was probably
            “Keep going.” Dunno any, but I guess there are people like that…

    • People4Humanity

      A classisist, myself, I prefer heavy embroidery.

  • I might buy an apology, except they merged their offices to facilitate their affair. It is almost as if they had a work marriage and a home marriage, both sustained on lies and sex.

  • bkmn

    It wasn’t Jesus thrusting his dick into you honey. You are a lying, cheating slut.

    • Sk3ptic

      She was probably invoking Him loudly, though, during the thrusting.

    • Kruhn

      She was imagining Jesus, the Mexican gardener not the other Jesus.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    So, no marriage equality because gay is bad according to their mythology. In fact, gays must be put to death. But, their mythology also calls for death for adulterers. Adultery even made their top ten no-no list. But, all is well and the rules don’t count for tea baggers or christians. Just the rest of us.

    She takes full responsibility for her hypocrisy. How nice.

    • Octavio

      Another one of Jesus’ special snowflakes. 🙂

      • Christopher

        Hopefully global climate change will make short work of those special snowflakes.

    • D. J.

      I thought Gamrats were to remain silent. Oh well…

      • Schlukitz

        Only when held tightly between her thighs so that they cannot make a sound.

  • another_steve

    I want everyone who actually spent an entire nine minutes and thirty-eight seconds and watched that entire dreck to please go to their windows, shout “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!,” and then jump out.

    • Schlukitz

      Apres vous, Monsieur.

    • kaydenpat

      LOL!! Didn’t watch it. I can imagine what she said. “Jesus loves me so everything’s cool. Please leave me and my husband alone. Blah blab blah”.

    • Christopher

      I fucking love “Network”! I like your follow up! 😉

    • Ginger Snap

      I’m sorry Darling but I don’t follow any cults that ask me to do insane stuff. I amm mad as hell about all their lying, cheating bigoted asses though 🙂

      • another_steve

        Well thank you, girl. That’s exactly how I feel.

        I watched the first 30 seconds and thought to myself “Fuck this, plus I gotta pee for the third time in the last 30 minutes and don’t have time for this shit.”

        The younger boys here with fully functional bladders and prostates may have reacted differently — but that’s how I reacted.

        • Ginger Snap

          Too much gin at our age does make frequenting the bathroom a pain in the ass.

  • KnownDonorDad

    Of course not! You’re automatically forgiven, and those who don’t like it, well, they’re persecuting you! What a racket….

  • Gigi

    She’s sorry that she got caught. Her husband looked like he was going to throw up. It would have been great if he’d barfed on her at the news conference.

    • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

      Actually, I find both her husband and the other rep that she cheated with very attractive, but moreso the husband. What either one of them is doing with her is beyond me. I never could understand straight men.

      • Ginger Snap

        I never could understand them either but they are great fun in the sack.

    • Traxley Launderette

      Actually, the way Cindy’s husband found out about the affair was from a phone call from Courser’s brother. Courser tried roping his brother Dan into working the con and he refused. So he called her husband. The husband had already suspected it.

      Courser’s family and pretty much all of Lapeer has turned against him. He’s on his own.

      • Gigi

        He deserves to be on his own.

        • Traxley Launderette

          Courser and Gamrat have spent so much time fucking around and devising ways to cover it up… They’ve let their staff go (or the staff quit on them), been kicked out of caucus and committees, and Courser has been dragged for not making ANY home visits since he took office. THEY ARE USELESS.

          • Gigi

            And she’s a lying liar trying to cover her ass. No one believes Her, not ever her husband. Such a “good” christian.

  • BobSF_94117

    Suggestion for the next time: no cleavage.

  • i grew up in west MI. oh, you don’t even know…

    whatever the truth really is here, i promise you: it’s Worse than you suspect. that’s *always* the way it is for west MI republicans. lord, the stories i can tell you. i still have friends in the area. they tell me it’s only gotten worse since MI became a target for “destroy everything liberal” billionaires. which it has been for a long time now, but anyway.

    gay clubs in lansing: i know them/that one. heh. nice try, asswipe. i bet you can’t even find the parking lot. unless you can, and then i know you can also find the nearest park, and alley, where closet case republicans go for a quick blow. whatever. sex, sex, sex. why can’t any of you just get laid, feel a nice Pleasure Moment, and move on?

    the Rapebulicans are all about Teh Sex. in western MI, esp so. i almost wish i were still reporting on the MI hill, just to get the fun “unreportable” gossip i know is flying around right now. i bet it’s juicy. but honestly? one of the reasons i quit that kind of reporting was b/c i got tired of reporting on republican sex scandals. it’s so hard to keep up with them all, these days.

    • Gustav2

      Reformed Protestant Dutch Church folks are…the reason to speed thru the area on the way to the UP.

  • Mark

    If that’s her hubby – he shouldn’t have much problem in that ‘eye-for-an-eye’ thingy….

    But…should it be a struggle…I’ll forward my number… 🙂

  • kaydenpat

    Nasty, nasty people. So glad they’ve been exposed. Now they can focus on something else than harassing gay people.

  • Well for years people have been wondering when some dude was going to have to stand beside his cheating wife. We’ve seen the opposite dozens of times.

    “They don’t deserve what’s come upon them.” No, but then neither do all the people you hate on with your teavangelical agenda. Any sympathy for others now or still the same old sociopathy?

  • BearEyes

    I seem to recall her jeeebus having a disparaging word or two to say about adultery.

    • kaydenpat

      And hypocrisy. Something about removing the beam from one’s eyes, if I recall correctly.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Guess my little Dino brain really is the size of a walnut, because I can’t make any sense out of these two nuts and their convoluted stories.

  • dcurlee

    Couldn’t finish watching got sick of the bs. As for the aide you don’t give a raise and then let them go because of many complaints. That would have reflected in a review or reprimand. The lies seem trust spew out of her. Also what is her vindication. You were fucking wrong

  • Mark

    I couldn’t watch the whole thing….but does she ever get around to apologizing to her husband??

    • Gustav2

      I apologize to my husband, whats-his-name, and my family….

  • Jmdintpa

    straight from the goodbook
    Leviticus 20:10 – And the man that committeth adultery with [another] man’s wife, [even he] that committeth adultery with his neighbour’s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

    • Tor

      From the way that is phrased, is sounds as if committing adultery with one’s neighbor’s wife was quite a special problem.

  • Robert Conner

    “Do not be deceived:Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men[a]10 nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God.” (1 Corinthians 6:9-10)

    So I guess they’re in the same boat as all those immoral queers. It must really sting knowing you’re going to Hell with us.

    • Tor

      I’m not sharing my Hell with trash like that.

  • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

    Clearly, this is the result of witchcraft that these Christian politicians got caught with their pants down, so to speak, so One Million Moms must not be praying hard enough.

    Now they’re going to have men in the ladies room of the Michigan statehouse and wars on Christmas. Thanks, Obama.

    I feel like I’m forgetting something. What was it….? Oh yeah, BENGHAZI!!!!

  • txscotty39

    Her husband sure has some strange mouth twitching going on in that video.

    • Gustav2

      Biting you lip for 10 minutes hurts!

      • txscotty39

        LMAO

      • TampaDink

        When someone else bites your lip for 10 minutes it is bearable.

    • Nychta

      His lips were so tight I expected his mouth to implode. Didn’t exactly give me the impression he’s standing by her side. More like he’s been roped into appearing supportive.

  • Stev84

    You can let her have it on Facebook:
    https://www.facebook.com/votecindygamrat

  • DutchBoy74

    “Family values”

  • Stubenville

    Baby Jeebus is very angry.

    “If there is a man who commits adultery with another man’s wife, one who commits adultery with his friend’s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.” Leviticus 20:10

  • kcken

    Nice crocodile tears. “My poor kids! They’re really good kids. They don’t DESERVE this!!!”

    What kind of person uses her OWN kids for cover when her ass gets handed to her for being a lying hypocritical cheating trollop. Or should I just call her a typical “christian”: Do as I say, but don’t judge me!

    Sick to DEATH of these people. Just fed up.

  • Ninja0980

    Here’s the thing, she “sinned” but Jeebus will forgive her so it will be all okay in her eye’s and the eyes of her followers.
    Since we are still “sinning”, she could attack us all she wants and it won’t be hypocritical.
    That is the logic of the bigots and I’m sick of it.
    Any time this bitch opens her mouth in the future, her affair should be pointed out again and again.

    • billbear1961

      And the divorced? How have THEY repented for their sin? Have they remarried the people they divorced? FEW do!

      Divorce is rife among evangelical “Christians,” like that two-faced BITCH clerk in Kentucky.

      Well, they stand condemned as unrepentant sinners bound for HELL by their own SAVIOUR, who denounces divorce and equates marriage to someone new to ADULTERY!

      I’m sick to DEATH of these goddamned HYPOCRITES pointing a finger of accusation at OTHERS!

      Let’s see the disgusting goddamned filthy FUCKS live up to their OWN professed principles before they DARE judge others!!

  • RustynAtlanta

    She’s just the worst kind of person.

    https://www.facebook.com/votecindygamrat

    • billbear1961

      Yes, she’s a two-faced fucking Christer!

    • Stev84

      Todd certainly enjoyed partnering with Cindy

  • delk

    I know that I have made some poor WHORE decisions.

    The entire world is laughing at how monumentally stupid you are.

    ps Anybody with eyes in their head can see that your husband is way hotter than that pathetic broken dicked loser you rutted with.

    • i like a person who can elegantly use “rut” in a sentence. 😉

  • Schlukitz

    Boo hoo ho. See how those horid homosexuals have destroyed my marriage?

    “Gay marriage ruling ‘trampling of the people,’ state Rep. Cindy Gamrat says.

    “Gamrat said the U.S. Supreme Court ruling legalizing gay marriage was a “sad day in our nation” and the court majority “took it upon themselves to redefine for our entire nation, marriage, the bedrock of families and society since the beginning of time.”

    http://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/index.ssf/2015/06/gay_marriage_ruling_trampling.html

    Sez the adultress who can make a bed of a rock…or any other place, for that matter, that offers enough room to raise her skirt…and spread her legs.

    “The ramifications of this decision will be devastating, affecting churches, schools, businesses, pastors, government officials, and families.”

    With tears and mascara running down her cheeks, she went on to say “Just look what it did to my marriage.”

    I believe that we have the makings of another Christian martyr here, folks.

    • billbear1961

      “Sez the adultress who can make a bed of a rock…or any other place, for that matter, that offers enough room to raise her skirt…and spread her legs.”

      DAMNED WELL SAID!!

      This is the filthy, goddamned HYPOCRISY that is fucking typical of the human GARBAGE that opposes equality!!

      Like the incestuous pedophile DUGGAR who slanders US with charges WE are a danger to children!

      • Schlukitz

        It’s the usual cry of a chest-thumper….”Look, look…there’s a queer over there.”

        In her case, however, “tit-slammer” might be more appropos.

      • Schlukitz

        What I don’t get is, if I do not give a shit who she is banging (and I really don’t), then why does it matter so much to her, who I am banging?

        • TampaDink

          Because Jesus!!!! How could you be so blind? ;-p

        • Kruhn

          Because yours has the same plumbing as you do and that is abomination. If course adultery is fine, but homosexuality? My stars!

          Good thing she is seen as an independent being instead of property like many of her friends would love to push the clock back to.

  • bryan

    I hope she remembers to thank Jesus for making her a hypocrite. Because when you are saved, you never have to feel genuine remorse again.

    • TampaDink

      Yes. When bad shit happens to believers, it is their loving deity testing their faith.
      When bad shit happens to the rest of us….it is the judgement/punishment of a vengeful deity.

  • John

    Hypocrisy, thy name is the name of every Christian ever!

  • TampaDink

    “Todd Courser tried to throw attention off their affair by spreading a rumor that he’d been seen having sex with a male prostitute in an alley behind a nightclub.”
    This strikes me as unusually specific. I wonder if Todd considered describing in graphic detail how well hung the man that he totally didn’t have sex with is/was/would have been…had he been real.
    I think that there may be a lot more to this story/series of stories.

    • dcurlee

      Well at least it wasn’t at night in a warehouse with men in tight pants like poor Eugene has endured lol

      • TampaDink

        That may be an emerging part of his elaborate tale/hoax. I just cannot buy into the whole….”rather than allow my extra marital affair with a woman” destroy my political career/life, I’ll just make up some bullshit story that I was fucking another dude.”

    • Tor

      2+2=6.5

      • TampaDink

        Teabagger math?

  • D. J.

    So, which is the official State Slut? Are they co-chairing? Maybe they should take a vacation and consult with Pam Bondi of Florida.

  • Ginger Snap

    So has he filed charges against the supposed “blackmailer?”

    • TampaDink

      A.K.A. Fingered himself?

      • Ginger Snap

        I didn’t know he was trained in the ways of Duggary.

        • TampaDink

          He may not have been formally trained….but he fingered it out.

  • Robert Conner

    Guess there’s just nothing hotter than Jesus flavored poontang.

    • D. J.

      It’s all that hot, tawdry sexual tension just bursting to come out! (Blanche from Golden Girl’s voice)

  • billbear1961

    Oh, vile harlot and whoremonger, mere resignation?

    NO, it will NOT suffice for two such as YOU, you who “worship the Bible” and would FORCE its dictates on those you slander and hate!

    Be DONE TO as you would DO to OTHERS!

    Let the scarlet letter “A” be tattooed on your bosoms in the sight of your peers, and the biblical punishment be enacted for ALL to SEE:

    Leviticus 20:10 – And the man that committeth adultery with [another] man’s wife, [even he] that committeth adultery with his neighbour’s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

    I but quote the “holy” book you love to HURL at others!

  • Aeschylus Shepherd

    So she basically is a fraud and a liar. Her husband should divorce her and take her for everything. I hope Rep. Todd Courser was a good lay. She is putting these poor souls on stage with her all look like a dear in headlights.

  • rusty57

    Stone the fornicating adulteress. Stone her I say.

    • Bad Tom

      And not with something mellow.

  • Mike in Texas
    • TampaDink

      The tears of a clown.

      • billbear1961

        A toxic, monstrous clown, TD!

        • TampaDink

          Absofuckinglutely!

          • billbear1961

            Sure as hell keep the filthy shit away from any little girls!

            No wonder Josh Duggar’s okay with these “people”!

          • TampaDink

            He is one of those people.

          • billbear1961

            Bull’s-eye!

    • billbear1961

      I remember this!

      This sick bastard, who condemns others, who spends his time passing judgment on OTHERS, actually asked the prostitute he frequented to bring her 11-year-old daughter to their next sexual encounter.

      “She might LIKE it,” he said!!

      The woman was horrified and reported what he requested!

      THIS is the filthy, depraved human GARBAGE that opposes equality and has the GALL to do it in the name of GOD!

      THESE are the degenerates the right hopes to put in charge of government and POLLUTE the courts with when they appoint them as new judges after a victory in next year’s elections!

      No decent human being will EVER acknowledge or accept the “authority” of these goddamned fascist ANIMALS!!

      They will NEVER drag this nation into a new DARK AGES of brutal repression and mindless cruelties!!

      NEVER!!

      • OMFG! He did that? What a waste of resources he is.

        • billbear1961

          THIS is the human CRAP that opposes our right to equality, biki!

          A walking sewer clutching a Bible!

          • I’m sick to death of dusty magic books and scrolls that have led us not down the path of enlightenment, but one of war, murder and sanctioned honor killings.

            Believe what ever the hell you wish, but understand your belief carries no power and must bow to the laws of the land. Hopefully we are at last seeing the human race beginning to outgrow it’s need of a magic nightlight (religion).

  • bambinoitaliano

    Where is Ken Starr when you need him? If he can try to impeach a president for a blow job. And we are not talking about jamming bagels in the ears either.

    • billbear1961

      Oh, I’ll bet there was some “bagel-jamming,” bambino, because it’s OKAY–don’t you know?–when THEY do it!

      Fucking FRAUDS!

    • Circ09

      In Texas. Riding high as Baylor U’s President. I would love for you to come get him but I don’t think the Baptists here are done with him yet.

  • smokes70

    I couldn’t hear the audio after 5:00 minutes because of the echoes of her crocodiles tears that suddenly stopped but then reverberated off of those massive boobs of her “supporter”. (Sorry for the cheap boob joke, but good lord…. THOSE BOOBS!)

  • Gerry Fisher

    Praise Jeebus! He creates miracles! He absolves you from having to suffer consequences for your actions!

  • So, if these laws pass, folks from Alabama will enter the state married, but become legal strangers? I’m cool with that. Let the straights learn how it feels to loose their civil rights when moving about the country.

  • TexasBoy

    I’m sure she’ll figure out how to blame teh gayz for her affair.

  • Bill in Oakland

    Where are the calls from the religious right for stoning the two of them? That’s the punishment for fornication according to the Bible, isn’t it?

    • bambinoitaliano

      Some are busy not issuing marriage licenses while others are busy driving pass Target to shop elsewhere.

  • motordog

    This repulsive, god-hating, sinful adulterer is making me sick…please, someone do god’s will and stone her (and her equally disgusting partner in adultery) already! Sheesh…I thought this was a Christian nation!

  • kempsternyc

    Shit! There is finally a husband standing at the side of his adulterous wife in a press conference.

  • Macbill

    “I won’t comment on my totally immoral conduct until they whitewash the whole affair. Thank you.”

  • Bonobo

    Her dress is so appropriate for meeting with the press for this announcement. Even I (a confirmed member of the LGBT community) was drawn to her cleavage… harlot.

  • David F.

    This guy thought that it would be better for his career that people thought he was having sex with a gay prostitute then with another legislator? Well, if you think about it I guess it would. Prostitutes, gay or straight, are a higher class of people than most politicians.

    • Ninja0980

      I think the warped logic was once that story was discredited, the very real one of him having an affair with another “family values” bigot would be discredited as well.

  • DesertSun59

    The absolute beauty of Christian fundamentalists is that they REGULARLY prove themselves to be some of the stupidest people on this planet.

  • TexPlant

    Those christians are always leading by example

  • KQCA

    Christianists are SO swift at forgiving themselves for anything, which is why they are so smug and confident in being cruel and judgmental toward others.

  • Daniel

    I have made some poor decisions [in my] personal life that do not line up with who I am…

    But evidently they do. This is who you are. Standing there snivelling about how your lifestyle choices don’t line up with who you are just further emphasizes that you’re also a hypocrite.

    …or what I believe!

    Oh, uh-huh. The devil made you do it.

    One of the things you learn at a moment like this, when you reflect on past mistakes, when you reconstitute yourself and your faith and your family, is that you can accept being held responsible and accountable for your actions

    ‘Scuze me, lying phony-christian hypocrite, but you’re having some pronoun trouble. The pronouns you’re looking for are ME and I and MY.

    I am sincerely sorry that I have disappointed so many by my actions

    No, you’re sorry you got caught.

    I want the record to reflect

    You don’t get any demands, Bovine Barbie. Let the record reflect that YOU tried to prevent other people getting married, bleating about sanctity and bedrock and cornerstone and traditional mawrul faymlee vaahyews, all while squirting fountains of diarrhœa all over your own marriage.

    Under no circumstances was anyone on my staff terminated because of a personal indiscretion on my part

    And we’re supposed to believe you because…why?

    Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooo…sorry…boohoohoohoohoo

    Wow…a cow and a crocodile at the same time! You certainly do have talent, madam. Once you’re thrown out on your ass, go check if the Ringling Bros and Barnum & Bailey people might offer you a probational space on the side show.

    • KQCA

      Daniel, I would subscribe if you launched a youtube channel with commentaries.

      • Daniel

        Thanks! I’m in town all week! Try the chicken! ;^)

        • KQCA

          ROFL

        • cad, you’re supposed to also say, “and don’t forget to tip your waitress!” 😉

  • KQCA

    What was with the “great job” at the end? WTF? Like, “You go, girl, that confusing mess really threw them off!”

  • Thankfully, the double standard still exists and people aren’t as forgiving of women who commit adultery and she won’t win reelection. Now, if we could only bring the level of outrage towards men this high…

  • Traxley Launderette

    Here’s a great backstory piece… When Gary Glenn is dragging you, you in danger, girl.

    Salacious. Lurid. Sleazy.

    Delicious.

    http://www.mlive.com/lansing-news/index.ssf/2015/08/while_praying_for_his_family_l.html

  • Kyle Michel Sullivan

    Leviticus 18 and 20, bitch…

  • ExGayTherapyKills

    It is always the ones who are “sinning” who point the finger and accuse others of sinning. The first thing to do when somebody attacks you for doing something bad is to ask them if they have sins of their own. Most will lie but if you dig around you will uncover that they are doing something bad themselves.

  • Hubby seems nice. If he didn’t fuck that dried up shriveled dust bowl before, he’d be nuts to touch it now. Dollars to doughnuts we’ll have a divorce announcement before Halloween.

  • skeptical_inquirer

    I hope the two cheaters only have each other and end up both unemployed. They can then live under a bridge together.

    Also, there’s no way in hell I’m standing by someone who not only cheats on me but is so stupid that the attempt to cover it up makes it go viral.

  • GOLD JERRY, GOLD

  • Puckfair52

    “Adultery in Michigan Punishable by Life in Prison A ruling by the second highest court in Michigan has indicated that state lawmakers have inadvertently made anyone who commits adultery guilty of 1st-degree criminal sexual conduct which carries a maximum sentence of life in prison.

    The law states that any sexual penetration “under circumstances involving the commission of any other felony” is 1st-degree criminal sexual conduct. Adultery is still a felony in Michigan but there have been no convictions under the law since 1971.

    The unusual combination of laws was discovered when the state attorney general successfully appealed the decision to drop CSC charges against a married man who was trading drugs for sex with several women
    “http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=59535

  • Galvestonian

    Typical teabagger, conservative REPUBLICAN scam … say anything, do anything , babble, speak in tongues, froth at the mouth, swear on your mother’s grave, tell people that they’re all mistaken, act sincere, lie, steal, cheat, be a whore or a whoremaster, sell the kids, sell the family BUT ABOVE ALL — ABOVE ALL — be a “sincere’ CHRISTIAN and all is forgiven, you hope !
    It’s the ultimate fall back.

  • Arkansan

    “I know that over the weeks and months to come I will have some hard decisions to make”.

    Yeah bitch, get a job at Burger King or wait for the new Chick-Fil-A that was announced to be opening in your area?

  • Silver Badger

    One would think infidelity is infidelity whether strait or gay. When push comes to shove, is there any real difference?

  • Fiona_Alwyn

    I guess equality of the sexes in the workforce must be coming after all. Before we would always see the Good Wife standing behind her lying cheating reprobate of a husband as he tearfully asks forgiveness and refuses to leave his cushyjob or office. Now we can have the Good Husband in the same exact spot. I wonder if they will make a tv show out of this scenario?

  • Richard

    They’re Republicans…. which pretty much says it all. The hypocrisy from those in the GOP is stunning. The electorate that put these adulterers in office will no doubt look the other way because after all….jeebus.

  • ExGayTherapyKills

    She is better than gays because?

  • ECarpenter

    The hypocrisy of devout fundamentalist Christians has been the butt of jokes for centuries. They never learn, though.

  • Terry

    Yeah blame Jesus for your foolery…

  • ElJiffy

    If we had good old-time Biblical law in the USA, this woman taken in adultery would be stoned to death.
    I’m predicting this marriage won’t survive.
    Husband is kinda hot.

  • Clive Johnson

    “I’ve dedicated my life to Jeebus. This makes it all the more odd that my lips are wrapped around a cock–the cock of a man who is not my husband…

    Wait! Look over there! Yucky gays are…doing yucky gay things and causing a threat to something. What about the children!? Whatever it is, it’s bad! You should be afraid! If we all followed Jeebus we wouldn’t have these problems.”

    Is there anything more that really needs to be added to this story?

  • Kissmagrits

    What is it with Michigan lately? They were such a progressive industrial powerhouse when they were building our cars, but now they’ve gotten so politically schizophrenic as to resemble the post-reconstruction south. And Wisconsin has gone bonkers, too.

  • Steven Nathe

    Marriage: deny it to others, abuse it yourself. Hypocrisy at its finest!

  • *MalteseObsessed*

    they both should resign, they are an embarrassment to what their “party” stands for & what marriage stands for.