Todd Starnes Swipes At Megyn Kelly

  • FuBear

    Its fun when they eat their own.

    • Justin

      My very first thought when seeing the title of the piece.

  • Lindoro Almaviva

    Can someone translate that into Non-Idiot-Degree-Holding-I-have-a-brain-and-I-use-it English? For the rest of us, PLEASE?

    • Gustav2

      They picked on Trump so he has the sadz and everyone was given “gotcha!” questions instead of blowjobs.

      • Rex

        I’ll take “blowjobs” for a hundred, Alex.

        • Gustav2

          You mean Todd don’t you?

          • Rex

            Oh, hell no.

        • William

          I’ll take Brad Rutter for that category.

  • AtticusP

    Pussy boy strikes again!!!

  • pickypecker
  • Michael Smith

    Yes, whether you would really let a woman die rather than have an abortion truly isn’t a “pressing issue”.

    • Cuberly

      But but..Walker said, “That never comes up.”meaning it’s an irrelevant question.

      Yeah he screwed the pooch on his deer in the headlights bs response.

    • danolgb

      Oh, I know what you’re going to say. “If you kill the mother, the fetus dies, too.” But the fetus is going to be aborted anyway, so why not let it go down with the ship? — Albert in The Birdcage

      • Christopher

        Looking at the current state of humanity, I’m definitely PRO abortion.

        • William

          Birth control should be dispensed at all public buildings. There should be birth control vans driving around cities.

          • unsavedheathen

            Or at least parked outside places where Republicans gather…churches, Cracker Barrels, gun shows, NASCAR events….

          • Christopher

            I’m thinking they should be prominently featured at every Wal-Mart.

          • William

            Get a free Norplant in the express line!

          • Christopher

            Sterilization works for me.

            Some good quality bleach in their gene pool would be fine as well.

          • William

            Me too, but people start screaming about Eugenics.

          • bkmn

            Maybe Maggie wouldn’t be such a shrew if she hadn’t gotten knocked up while a single college girl.

  • Secure

    Todd Starnes reminds me of all the bloated bigots I was forced to listen to growing up in an Evilgelical Church. He has to be one of the biggest morons of all time.

  • HZ81


    Todd, forget Megyn ever being your #1 hag again when you two hit the NYC bars, gurl. You blew it.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Alright, who went and let the canned ham start talking out of its ass again?

  • Cuberly

    Tahd has to be careful. So he’s soft-fighting his employer and feedbag supplier.

  • Dan

    It’s like watching one of those Christian Mingle couples break up.

    • Ginger Snap

      Christian girl married to closeted homo break up next on fox and friends.

      • 2karmanot

        Poor Marcus!

  • MDB

    Oh Toadie, you are such a bloviating whiner. NO ONE wants you as their BFF friend @ Faux Snooze. Now just STFU and go way; you’re botherin’ me !!!

  • SeppiChicago

    This dude is just mad sexy. I want to motorboat his chins.

  • Rex

    I know he was talking, but what did he say?

  • Grant

    Ooohhhh, kitten’s got his claws out!


    Because the knuckle draggers that would view the Stains Facebook page are far more knowledgeable about political analysis than someone who actually studies politics.

  • Bluto

    hamhead reminds me of Maida Gillespie from League of Their Own. smarmy fucktart.

  • What?

    I didn’t hear a swipe at Megyn Kelly. Did I miss something? Am I the only one? I just heard some sarcastic comments about what the moderators asked and then something about conservatives sticking together. No big deal. But then, I’ve missed the the obvious more than once.

    • Jack

      I didn’t hear it either. Unless it’s the innuendo that there’s no room for uncomfortable questions at Fox when the questions are for Republicans. Which is really stupid, since the point of the debate is to differentiate among the candidates.

  • Princess Lardass

    I didn’t see the debate.

    I was busy smoking pork butt at a Chick fil A, which is the chicken of Jesus.

    From whom would I get the material to write such a stupid comment? I have no idea.

  • I guess anything can get a facebook page these days. He really does look like the south end of a hog heading north.

    • D. J.

      Putting him in the can helps.

  • Jack_Carter_USA

    I’m making popcorn.

  • D. J.

    How do they manage having Billy, Sean, Geraldo and Starnes at the playground all in the same week?

  • Octavio

    Fact: I wouldn’t even know who Todd Starnes is or what he thinks if Joe didn’t repost the blather. Truth.

    • 2karmanot

      Thumb-heads are the intelligentsia of the TBaggers.

      • bkmn

        Not ham-heads?

  • Ginger Snap

    I refuse t watch this turd noodle since he blocked me on Twitter. I’m sure I’m better of without him.

  • MattM

    Regurgitated dog shit vs. a clump of frizzy barbie hair. This should be good.

  • Michael Hampton

    As I have said many times, Starnes should just become a preacher if that is what he wants to be, but pretending to be a journalist isn’t working for him.

  • delk

    Dispatch w/Todd Starnes? More like discharge.

  • another_steve

    To which I would respond with this brief prayer of thanksgiving, Todd:


    O White-Robed and Ever-Ascending into Heaven (Without an Obvious Flapping of Wings, Which Some Might Consider Over-the-Top) Thing, we give you thanks and praise for making our enemies very photo-ungenic.

    For as it is written in scripture: “By their creepy appearance shall you know them.”


  • William

    Couldn’t Todd ask Dr Carson to drain that abscess above his shoulders?

  • Roy Biv

    You must seriously question your life choices if you regularly visit Todd Starne’s facebook page, LOL.

  • 2karmanot

    The thumb-head know!

  • Outlaw Woman

    Really, who is Todd Starnes? Where did he come from, what actually gives his opinions any credence?
    I’m not trying to be flippant, I just can’t figure it out.

    Is he the bastard son of the Michelin Man?
    … of the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
    … or the first male-male DNA meld of the Michelin Man AND the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

    • Robert Conner

      Delighted to reply: Todd’s a mutant cross between a flounder (his eye is still migrating) and a prehistoric species of hairless woodchuck. His family’s genetic mix was the inspiration for the movie The Fly.

      Seriously, Starnes is an evangelical lardass who once weighed 300 pounds (which is about average for the evangelical never married beta male) and ever since having open heart surgery has been required to list the fat content on his label. Starnes is a fairly typical Southern Baptist fucknut which renders him omniscient about everything except reality which is how he got his gig at Fux News.

      Todd’s obsession is homosexuality (go figure). You can fill in the blanks but I will leave you with this immortal quote from Christopher Hitchens:

      “…whenever I hear some bigmouth in Washington or the Christian heartland banging on about the evils of sodomy or whatever, I mentally enter his name in my notebook and contentedly set my watch. Sooner rather than later, he will be discovered down on his weary and well-worn old knees in some dreary motel or latrine, with an expired Visa card, having tried to pay well over the odds to be peed upon by some Apache transvestite.”

    • Robin

      Look closely. He’s really Maggie Gallagher without the Buster Brown wig.

  • JCF

    He’s just angry because she has much bigger balls (or at least, she HAS balls: brass ovaries).

  • radiofreerome

    Brainless, inbred shithook.

  • chris10858

    One minute and nine seconds of word salad.

  • Robert Conner

    Todd’s upset because he doesn’t menstruate regularly.

  • FogBound

    Why is this asshole saying “pundints” rather than “pundits”? It’s almost as grating as nucular.

  • matt n

    oh, humpty dumpty, the beautiful miss megyn will never give you her hand.

  • NMNative

    That man is just creepy. I hope they keep him away from children.

  • Robert Conner

    In the event that Starnes ever marries I assume the only song that would capture the spirit of the event would be Muskrat Love.