Hillary Campaign Mocks GOP Debate

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Quick visual summary of yesterday’s debates:

    http://www.sfcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/insane-clown-posse.jpg

    • MattM

      Juggalos are far more tolerant and rational than any of the Republican candidates.

      Juggalos celebrate with a dark carnival of souls. And unlike the race for the GOP’s 2016 candidate, a soul is still required.

  • Estrafalario

    This was clever. Well done. And the use of Throwback Thursday hashtag. Nice.

  • Suzy

    Bush was so dull he hardly even warranted a spot. One thing I’ve begun wondering is if he keeps flopping and is forced to choose between being the VP candidate or going home, which would he choose?

    • Estrafalario

      He’d go home. He’s too old for VP and he wouldn’t be a benefit in the VP slot. Well, I guess Florida maybe but he’s not young or a person of color, so the math doesn’t add up for him as a VP candidate.

    • Cuberly

      He’s not fairing well in the critic-frenzy aftermath. Understandable, he was pretty much milquetoast through the whole thing.

    • brian

      Interesting take. I’m going with he’d take the money and go home. The Bush ego and all.

    • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

      It seems like he is reluctantly running, like he’s only doing it because he thinks he’s expected to.

  • MikeBx2

    Well done and without doubt they’ll be able to produce one of these after each GOP debate.

    There was no getting around this first debate being all about Trump. Bush being low key probably hasn’t eliminated him and the RNC and donors will continue to favor him. Bush/Kasich is still probably the most formidable opponent to Clinton, in my opinion.

    • MattM

      But the base doesn’t support them. After Romney, no seemingly rational (and boring) candidate is going to get their blood pumping and their bodies to the voting booths.

      • MikeBx2

        The viciousness with which they will go after Clinton will excite them and motivate them to vote against her. But I hope you’re right and the GOP base will nominate one of the extreme candidates, hopefully Trump!

  • Chucktech

    Pssst! Hey, Repubs! Turns out most of your constituents actually LIKE Obamacare…

    • New Democrat

      Shhhhhhh!

  • AtticusP

    It’s more than a little depressing that this is the best their side has to offer.

    Color me cynical.

  • another_steve

    To all my queer brothers reading here, let’s dispense with the intellectual critique of what these monsters said or meant, and let’s descend into the superficial and carnal:

    I think Rubio and Walker are fuckable.

    Comments?

    • Chucktech

      Switching now to thoughtful, contemplative, and in-depth analysis for a moment: Nope. I’d do the Benham brothers or Ryan Anderson before I’d cast a gleaming eye at either of those two…

      • another_steve

        Oh yes. Much to my shame, I’ve repeatedly expressed my lust for those three.

        I would not want to look into Walker’s… umm… “disturbed eyes” as I shtupped him.

        But shtupp him I would.

        • brian

          Move to Wisconsin. He’s literally fucked (over) every person in the entire state.

      • Oscarlating Wildely

        Ryan Anderson: well, sweetie, it doesn’t count when they’re actually gay!

        ……

        Wait, huh?

      • bambinoitaliano

        While Ryan Anderson is easy on the eye on the outside. I fear what crazy kink that repressed troll will unleashed in the barn room.

        • Chucktech

          Once he’s bound and ball-gagged, I could care.

    • AtticusP

      Sorry. Not even with Carly Fiorina’s dick.

    • pickypecker
    • MattM

      Well clearly you need better glasses.

      • another_steve

        You do know the old adage “You can’t fuck a good grade point average,” yes?

        • MattM

          Well I do now.

        • Ginger Snap

          I’m never looking for a good conversationalist in the sack. He just needs to be able to say Bend over, suck it, take it, swallow it and Fuck Yeah! A few other choice filthy words and lines and a perfect evening will be had by all.

          • another_steve

            Thank ya, hon.

            It’s nice when one “loves the one s/he’s with,” but really, it’s not required.

            The gonads have a life and purpose of their own.

    • geoffalnutt

      No Republican is fuckable…ever…except with a chainsaw.

      • Chucktech

        Wouldn’t you at least want to maybe watch the Benhams masturbate? Just even a little bit?

        • Oscarlating Wildely

          As long as it involved facials with each other, sure.

      • another_steve

        Chucktech (see his comments) and I are on the same page with regard to this.

        I would invite the Benham Brothers to bite my nipples. One on the left, the other on the right.

        Then I would tell them to go away.

    • Capritaur

      Would people think little of me if I said that Ben Carson is a rather handsome fellow, and Erik Rush’s mutton chops are quite becoming?

      • another_steve

        Ben Carson is definitely a nice-looking guy.

        He also has a pleasing soft and gentle tone to his voice.

        Bordering on the sexy… though I’m not sure I want to go that far.

      • YES.

    • brian

      No offense but you’ve got strange taste in men. Rubio maybe if I were drunk enough but Walker? He reminds me of an ape of some sort. Nasty inside and out. Jon Huntsman? Yeah, in a pinch.

      • another_steve

        I refer you to the recent JMG thread in which pictures of Walker in his tight faded jeans were posted.

        The man is very fuckable, thank you.

    • bdsmjack

      Walker? Are you kidding? He looks like the poster boy for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

      • another_steve

        Yes. There are those eyes. Those sad, rather disturbed, eyes.

        When he’s lying on his stomach though, you wouldn’t notice.

    • tcinsf

      I can’t fuck stupid. Everyone has their dealbreakers.

      • another_steve

        Everyone has her or his unique history in this regard.

        As a queerling emerging in the New York City gay scene of the 1970s, if I were unable to fuck stupid, I would have had to enter a nunnery.

    • That Guy

      I think Rubio is good-looking. That’s about it.

    • Roy Biv

      Rubio? Yes. Walker? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! lol

      • another_steve

        Yes or no: Did you see the recent pictures of Walker in his tight faded jeans?

        A kind commenter here on JMG highlighted his rear end in one of them, complete with an arrow directing the JMG viewer’s eye — but I don’t know how to find that comment/picture of his. I think it was a week ago or so.

        Trust me… If you are over the age of 40, you have lusted over far less than Scott Walker’s ass.

        • Roy Biv

          =)

          I’m not over the age of 40 so I could still see myself gunning for a dreamboat like Rubio…and politics aside, he’s actually quite charismatic and seems to be a real charmer.

          • another_steve

            Yes. I could envision this Oreo Cookie: Rubio, me in the center, Walker.

            Again, we’re not talkin’ here about a meaningful and life-changing fuck session.

            If I want a meaningful and life-changing fuck session, I go to my husband — though half the time he’s asleep, so what can I say…

          • Roy Biv

            If I wanted a life-changing fuck I can believe in, it’d be Barack. =)

    • KCMC

      I want to watch them naked together, no spoken words.
      grunts, moans.
      They both have porn old-twink jock appeal.

    • RJ Tremor

      Neither interest me in that way, but then none of them do. Would never have a chance of making the interest meter tick.

  • James

    One of the best political ads I’ve ever seen. And with no smearing, insults, or nastiness (on the side of the ad’s creators, that is).

  • geoffalnutt

    Zing!!!!

  • S1AMER

    Well done, Clinton campaign!

  • LonelyLiberal

    Jeb: All his brother’s arrogant and dumb, none of the charisma. I’m changing his name from “Jeb!” to “Jeb,” Even the Clinton campaign barely bothered to highlight him here.

  • Turi

    More impressed on Bernie’s take on Hartmann today.

  • Drake

    Well done, but Hilary needs to portray more pep in her step to be a candidate moving the country into the future.

    • Pete N SFO

      I think that will come, but since some ppl view her harshly, she only stands to benefit by playing cool until she has actual competition. imho

      • Gregory In Seattle

        Actual competition, as in a declared Democratic candidate who has raised more money, all from a vast number of small donors, and who draws in huge audiences that keep breaking records for the number of people attending a political rally? That kind of actual competition?

        • Bern!

        • SophieCT

          Raised MORE money from small donors? Not anyone.

  • bambinoitaliano

    They really make it easy for the democrat to mock. Now if only it’s reflected on election night.

  • bill weber

    Column on the mega-lefty site Counterpunch thanks Trump. (You will never hear this much truth from Hillary Rodham, ever.)

    “Moneybags capitalist loudmouth explains to 80 million dumbfounded Americans watching prime time TV, that the system is a total fraud, that the big money runs everything, and that even he thinks the system is broken.”

    http://www.counterpunch.org/2015/08/07/trumps-triumph-billionaire-blowhard-exposes-fake-political-system/

  • RLK2

    Absolutely the best! The Hilary Campaign has some creative talent that is for sure. Right on the spot. She should run it as a commercial.

  • That Guy

    Rubio really wanted to distance himself from the notion that abortion is ok in the case of rape or incest? Wow.

  • Roy Biv

    The Rubio remark on Clinton being the next president was perfect comedic timing at .32.

    I literally laughed out loud.

  • goofy_joe

    I have to say, I enjoy the positive fun music they played. So much more entertaining than the greyscale shots with ominous music in the background. This one is pointing things out while not being fear-mongering.