Another VP Gambit: Sarah Palin PAC Issues “Documentary” On Her Fabulosity

Breitbart raves:

The roar of the Mama Grizzly seems to be intensifying. Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s political action committee, SarahPAC, has released a powerful documentary focusing on Palin’s unique and incredible impact on our country. The just over twenty-minute video, “Building America’s Future,” captures Palin’s rise to national prominence, highlights her impressive achievements in the endorsement game, showcases her populist appeal to Americans, and maps out some strategies for the future. The documentary demonstrates that Palin has teamed with grassroots citizens to make a difference. The partnership between Palin and patriots packs a red, white, and blue punch.

Here’s the film, if you can bear it.

  • Ellie

    Nope, can’t bear it.

    • Gustav2

      If you live in a swing state like Ohio, with political ads 24/7 starting in the spring, imagine hearing her voice drone on and on and on…

      • MarkOH

        UGH. Our local Faux station here is Cleveland is running a day long story on the “debate” tonight.

        • Gustav2

          I have the Beeb on in the background.

    • People4Humanity

      My thoughts, exactly.

    • Lakeview Bob

      Could not bear to look at it either.

    • Traxley Launderette

      Pro tip:

      1. Mute the sound.

      2. Play this on loop instead:

      http://youtu.be/MK6TXMsvgQg

      • pj

        helpful

    • pj

      22 min is a long time

  • bkmn

    Please let him pick her.

    • Lakeview Bob

      Only Trump would be stupid and arrogant enough to choose her. She was already instrumental in McCain losing. I cannot image anyone other than Trump being as stupid as McCain. Well, except maybe all of them. LOL

      • bkmn

        I don’t think she will really bring that much to a tRump ticket. Their fan base overlaps heavily. At best she might bring in some MILF loving rednecks.

  • John

    “The just over twenty-minute video…” Twenty-one minutes too long, I suspect.

    • zhera

      It was supposed to be 40 minutes but the Palinator cut it short.

  • Hue-Man

    Hagiography – (derogatory) “adulatory writing about another person.”

  • Speaking of Whoring for Jesus . . . we haven’t heard anything from Michele Bachmann lately.

    • zhera

      I thank Cheezuz every day she stays away from a mic/camera.

    • Lakeview Bob

      She has been spending her time trying to convert her husband Marcia into a Marcus.

  • Gustav2

    Every alte kaker reading Brietbart and watching Faux News has an inner voice screaming to Palin:

    “Enough talk, show us your tits!”

    • geoffalnutt

      Those tits are so old, now, they’re staring glumly at her shoes. Nice shoes, though.

      • ggg

        Rumor has it that there has been surgery.

    • Jamie Brewer

      Fox white male viewer’s wet dream. Sarah in her most expansive tits:

  • Frederick

    Tina Fey is hilarious!

  • Michael Rush

    listen to sarah palin making NO SENSE , how can anyone defend this ?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYc92hi5shE&t=2m46s

    pandering to Iowans … ” good people, hard workers, with love for this great country, that, they show with, you know, your work ethic and with, shoot, even driving by your homes with the flags waving on front porches, where on any given night I think a whole lot of you might be found out there on your porch proudly clinging to your guns, your god, your Constitution ”

    and this audience eats up this word salad nonsense . ugh .

    much of this video is much worse than the example i used ,
    she defends posting a picture of her son standing on her dog very poorly .

    • bkmn

      That is why I call her the Whore of Babble-On.

    • People4Humanity

      I will just have to take your word for it, and echo: ugh.

    • Lakeview Bob

      I quit after she said clinging to your God, guns and constitution. If anyone is more stupid than this twat it is the people that support her. WTF?

      • Michael Rush

        there’s no way to talk substance to people who only want to hear about what great americans they are , yet these are voters – ugh .

        these peoples votes count exactly as your does .
        maybe every year more of them will die out – ???

        freedom god bless america our great country veterans courage

      • charemor

        That is about all of it that I could handle also.

    • D. J.

      Sarah needs a complete mandatory drug test.

  • Pete

    Sarah Palin may have attended more colleges and universities than any candidate. She went to 5 different schools before finding one that would give her a diploma. The Half-Governor is also a half-wit. Of course, Scott Walker never graduated ( like Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity). No wonder so many Republicans are anti-science and medical research. Why study anything when you know that you already know it all?

  • JT
  • Jamie Brewer

    Sarah PAC is hemorrhaging money supporting Sarah and her brood. They are desperate to get the coffers full again from the paint chip eaters and mouth breathers. The best overview of Sarah’s base was done by the brave Chase Whiteside. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKKKgua7wQk

    • Gerry Fisher

      I *love* this. “Well, I *feel* it, but I guess I never really *thought* about it.”

    • Cherry

      I bet this was the first (and last) time most of the people have been to a bookstore.

      • Galvestonian

        What’s a bookstore ?

    • I only made it a few minutes in. Her fans appear to be as shockingly stupid and uninformed as she is. How that guy could keep from yelling at them I just don’t know.

    • DonnaLee

      Her fans never really thought of politics period.

  • Gene

    well..she DID have a HUGE role in getting Obama elected..so, there is that! 🙂

  • Joe in PA

    impressive achievements in the endorsement game…. WTF are they talking about? Delusional fucks.

    And again with the violence with these people: packs a red white and blue punch! Sigh

  • zhera

    Why does a reality tv whore have a PAC? Can I get one of those?

  • so, she’s clearly nuttier than a squirrel turd, but do you think Trump will actually go with her as a VP choice? i….just don’t think he’s that stupid.

  • TheManicMechanic

    Hero of the Idiocracy.

    • Herald

      Absolutely!

    • Hryflex

      She’s got electrolytes!

  • geoffalnutt

    I think I heard her voice, once, back in 2008. I vowed to myself never to let that happen again.

  • PLAINTOM

    22 minutes , about the same length she would actually hold the job.

    • 2karmanot

      Or a though if she really, really, really tried.

  • Hardley

    FFS Joe! you could have emboldened the 20 mins bit – I’d wasted three minutes before I checked to see how much more of this drivel was coming. Gah!

  • People4Humanity
  • Gerry Fisher

    If you’re impressed by the pretty-but-vapid cheerleader in high school, then, well, go for it!

  • ColdCountry

    “her impressive achievements in the endorsement game,”

    WTF does that even mean? Let along, how could that possibly qualify anyone to hold political office?

  • Rex

    “Her incredible impact on our county” – You mean the dumbing down of
    America? I can see her stupidity from my house!

    • Judas Peckerwood

      C’mon, don’t downplay “her impressive achievements in the endorsement game.”

  • dcurlee

    I watched a little. I laughed, I cried from laughing so much, then I laughed some more

  • Halloween_Jack

    Who is she kidding? This sounds like a 20-minute commercial for her failing PAC.

  • delk

    Does it highlight her pathetically lousy parenting skills?

  • Menergy

    No, can’t watch it — but the lead-in promo paragraph made me guffaw!

  • Gigi

    I didn’t watch it but I did notice that they’re not allowing for comments to be posted. Gee, I wonder why that is.

  • gaymex

    A couple of minutes was all the reminder I needed. Hicks Gone Wild.

  • Mark

    Catching my junk in a zipper would be more preferable than watching ‘her’.

    • People4Humanity

      ouch.

  • vorpal

    Comments disabled on a conservative video?
    Never would have predicted that.

  • JD

    Well, it should be watched to understand how a slickly produced piece of media works to influence those who have only a peripheral interest in things political. Dangerous.

  • D. J.

    If the video is everything Breitbart says it is, I assume Palin has no speaking part in it. I hope they wasted, oops, spent, oops again…were overcharged a huge sum of SarahPAC money to produce it.
    I see the “Wisconsin is open for business” placard in front of the podium…..which states are refusing to open businesses? Are their county clerks refusing to issue business licenses? Can’t open a Kia dealership because the clerk worships Chevy? I guess a Fiat dealer might slip through, now that Pope PR-I is popular.
    Is tRump planning on dropping Palin in Walker’s lap?

  • 2karmanot

    ppppppppttttttt zzzzzzz need I say more?

  • mikeinrkfd

    I’m surprised she finished it.

  • Chuck

    Does the clip quit half way through?

  • MattM

    McCain must really hate himself every time this shrew gets press. He hates her just as much as we do. Poor schmuck caused this cancer to metastasize.

  • txstevo

    Barf

  • TexPlant

    What is her appeal? Hell, I can understand heterosexuality before I can grasp why anyone would think this woman is qualified to lead anything.

  • Cuberly

    The comments over at Breitbart are interesting. Yeah the delusional fawning is happening but there’s quite a few that think she does damage more than anything. One commentor in particular, who’s surprisingly sharp on the conservative side, lists her failures, the simpleton nature of her appeal and how she’s done so much damage to the GOP. Of course the commentor is getting assailed by Mooselini’s minions like crazy, but none of them are acknowledging the points the conservative anti-palin dude is making. It’s sorta fascinating.

    It’s great to see how polarizing she is even among those that are so deeply indoctrinated. Heck there are commentors that are supporters that aren’t exactly pleased with the fact that the video was produced by Palin and her PAC to begin with. I guess some “conservatives” get the fact that she’s a griftin nobody.

  • HZ81

    Wow, money well-spent on self-promotion without reason or purpose.

    Fucking Dame Dolt.

  • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

    She will make an extraordinary addition to any GOP ticket! Whoever the GOP candidate ends up being, he’ll be lucky to have the semi-governor running with him.

    *snort chuckle giggle* No, I’m serious. Do it.

  • zoli

    excuse me while I puke.

  • NMNative

    Remember the scene from a Clockwork Orange when they had McDowell’s character tied to a chair with his eyes taped open to force him to watch the film they had on? That’s what you would have to do to me to get me to watch this dribble.

  • NMNative

    Me being forced to watch her “documentary.”