Palin Really Wants That Trump VP Slot

  • MattM
  • bkmn

    She will only do it if there is a paycheck involved, unless she wants to off the Donald once he becomes Prez.

    • People4Humanity

      .

  • The scary thing is, that in this crazy nation, a Trump/Palin ticket could have a chance. Not a terribly big one, but scary nonetheless.

    • Gustav2

      It would get at least 20% of the national vote for just showing up.

    • Chucktech

      Actually, Joann, I’m not so sure.

      For starters, whatever you think of The Donald, he’s not stupid. But he HAS to know that Palin truly IS stupid (and vapid, and uneducated, and TOTALLY unqualified for any such office).

      I worry that if Trump actually did sidle up to Palin and ask her to be on the ticket, the seemingly inexplicable popularity he seems to be enjoying may wane noticeably, and the fickle public, smelling blood in the water, will bail on him.

      I want Trump to stay in this for as long as possible, ensuring the Repubs are truly fucked six ways from Sunday.

      • olandp

        To paraphrase Katherine Hepburn on Fred and Ginger; Sarah gives him intellect and Donald gives her class.

        • Joe in PA

          …oh my…Sarah gives him intellect… πŸ™

      • GunnaHurt

        but he doesn’t really want to be president. That requires work and that requires a lot of skills he knows he doesn’t have. He loves the attention and he loves pissing people off and he loves the self-aggrandizement. I’m still pretty sure he’ll come up with some random reason to leave the race sometime in the next 8 months after wiping his ass with the Republican Party and they’ll suddenly be without a candidate they can run without them being called the Booby Prize candidate. Then he’ll spend the next 8 years saying “I could have beaten Hillary/Bernie” and all the Republican turds will nod their heads and be sad that he left the race.

      • D. J.

        Once tRump gets her SarahPAC money, he’ll cut her loose faster than Marla Maples.
        He always uses OPM.

      • robirob

        “For starters, whatever you think of The Donald, he’s not stupid. But he
        HAS to know that Palin truly IS stupid (and vapid, and uneducated, and
        TOTALLY unqualified for any such office).”

        Trump’s ego wouldn’t allow him to pick someone as his VP who is smarter or more popular than him. He wouldn’t pick an “equal” either.

        • Beagle

          Trump doesn’t think he has any equals. And maybe he doesn’t, but not in the way he thinks.

    • charemor

      One very liberal blogger who shall be nameless said that the first time he voted for Dubya as a joke because he didn’t think the man had a chance. It could happen again.

      • I could see someone doing that in a primary, but I can’t imagine it in a general election. It just doesn’t make any sense.

  • betty

    Did she say, “Coup de grace?”

  • HoneyBoySmith

    Excellent.

  • Jake

    Why didn’t she just run for president?

    • Chucktech

      Because the lamestream media would ask her tough questions like, “Do you ever read a book?” “Possibly a newspaper?” “How about People magazine? Nothing?”

      • Jake

        Hahaha

      • bkmn

        Can you spell tRump?

        • Chucktech

          “Can I use one of my lifelines, Charlie?”

    • 2karmanot

      To much work for a quitter

  • Michael Smith

    Trump/Palin 2016: Bring on the Apocalypse.

    • Gustav2

      The Reality Show ticket.

      • crewman

        “She attended 5 colleges in 6 years and has quit most of her jobs mid-way through. He filed for bankruptcy 4 times and has been married 3 times. Watch the hilarious first season of My Kuntry Tis of Thee as these two half-wits plow their way through delicate international situations with world leaders from countries they’ve never heard of.”

        • Christopher

          LMAO

          I do so love my people! We’re so much wittier than most.

        • bambinoitaliano

          That’s a good script for 13 episodes of comedy on Netflix. Alternative to The Brink.

        • olandp

          Funny, they are two half-wits who don’t add up to a whole-wit.

    • Christopher

  • LovesIrony

    why did I do that to myself?

  • BudClark

    Naw. She’d want him to practice coitus interruptus … after all, she quits at everything else.

    If he DOES take her on, the Democrats need to send him a BIG thank-you bouquet.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Mr. Burns will be the Treasury Secretary. Since this will be total cartoon.

    • Princess Lardass

      How ’bout Scrooge McDuck? Nothing’s better than a rich, cartoon bird running (or swimming) in the Department of Treasury.

  • M. Coen

    What could possibly go wrong?

  • Michael Rush

    i’ll wait for the porn version .

    • Robincho

      In the sense that we’re fucked, I’d say that this IS the porn version…

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      “The Trump Dump”

      • Michael Rush

        Hot for Slot .

      • Christopher

        “The Trump and the Tramp”

      • Ginger Snap

        Is that like 2 girls 1 cup?

    • SockMikey

      Well they already did one with “Palin” and Russians. πŸ™‚

      “They’re our next-door neighbors, and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska…” – Palin 2008

      Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?
      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1310622/

  • LarryChemEngr

    OH, please God, oh please, oh please, oh please.

  • Blackfork

    Trump’s VP slot for Palin is called Vice-Pussy… because it’s NOT her brain he’s interested in. If she were a 50-year-old white guy this meme wouldn’t be around.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Given Trump’s option, he would not even do her if he’s into milf. He got all the picking from his beauty pageants contestants why would he want a turnip that smell like a moose.

  • ArchiLaw

    Why does she ALWAYS sound like the student who didn’t prepare for the book report?

    • Chucktech

      Because to prepare for a book report, you have to start by reading the book.

      • People4Humanity

        She literally reads “all of them.”

        • Michael Rush

          she would have but she was busy reading ” binders full of women ” .

          • People4Humanity

            Did Rmoney leave those lying about?

        • bambinoitaliano

          For however many sentences she managed to copy to the palms of her hands.

        • Chucktech

          No, no, those are the newspapers. She reads (!) ALL of the newspapers.

    • Michael Rush

      after all these years she still thinks she can talk her way through the report without anyone noticing .

    • Octavio

      Because she’s sort of like Margaret. They both drive a stick, like to save money and believe in ‘Merikuh . . . yes, and freedom, puppies, uh . . . things. Thank you.

      • 2karmanot

        And such as…..you know, like that and the children.

        • Octavio

          πŸ˜‰ Thanks. I was trying to remember the “and as such as . . . you know . . . ” part. This is one of the commercials that shows up whenever I log onto Youtube. I’m very fond of it.

        • Megrim Twist

          Also.

    • RaygunsGoZap

      In Trumpspeak?

      Because you’re a vile and viscous human being. Also, a nobody!

    • GunnaHurt

      that’s how she’s always operated. Why do you think she changed colleges 6 times? She kept getting thrown out. Nobody changes schools that much. If you see her even in interviews back in the 2008 campaign, you can see she’s totally unprepared, doesn’t know, doesn’t care and has always managed to get through everything on bullshit and folksy charm alone. Rural middle class people eat that shit up. I’ve known many of them and they’re mostly all like that. clueless. And they actually think that they sound smart and are very impressed with themselves and think everyone around them buys their bullshit.

  • Jafafa Hots

    It will never happen. I mean, what kind of blithering idiot would think Sarah Palin would make a good Vice-President?

    oh, wait…

    • bkmn

      Him?

    • Sk3ptic

      GET OFF MY LAWN!!!1!
      Except you with the big tits and big hair.

  • JeffreyMGr

    can you have negative self-awareness? Less than none. What a dumb bitch she is

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    As others have noted before……

    • People4Humanity

      … while barefoot and preggers

    • Christopher

      While not technically a cabinet, I prefer this…

      • Paula

        And dumped somewhere in the Bering Straits.

      • Todd20036

        EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!

      • Doug105

        Looks roomy enough for two.

        • Christopher

          Awww, that’s so sweet, but I’m taken. πŸ˜‰ xoxo

      • People4Humanity

        This only works if the spikes are silver.
        Allegedly.

      • Jean-Marc in Canada

        Oh yes, that would work nicely. As an aside, my husbotter and I have one, though not an enclosed maiden, known as the Virgin Maiden. He’s a history prof. and we both have a thing for…ahem….older toys πŸ™‚

        I know, totally off topic πŸ™‚
        https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/d463e156f055a2cd25a46d874111d01a3dc4d4382ba0f18b6864f4640c4a087a.jpg

        • Paula

          What is your favorite form of torture?

          • Jean-Marc in Canada

            Personally, I enjoy flogging and electro piercing him. He likes it when I rope and suspend him. As for actual torture, well, he does enjoy a rack we picked up in Spain about 5 years back, he likes to be stretched and left for hours…..he says it’s relaxing. Truth be told, my very innocent looking husbotter enjoys anything that gives him pain…..he’s a true masochist….though I’m nowhere near his level in my sadism. He may be a bottom but, as any true Sir/Master knows, they’re the ones with the real control. We’re very open about our proclivities, we just do what we do. I trust this answers your question.

          • Paula

            The rack might be good for the back.

          • Christopher

            And here I thought me being a psychopath was cool. πŸ˜‰

            BTW being a psychopath, totally cool!

          • Jean-Marc in Canada

            We’re both high functioning sociopaths, at least, that’s how we like to see ourselves

            πŸ™‚

          • nocadrummer

            Oh, I’ll bet I know…
            Being forced to watch “Fox and Friends”!

          • Paula

            No, that would be a Geneva Convention violation.

          • Christopher

            LOL

    • RaygunsGoZap

      needs smaller drawers

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        and bigger knockers.

    • another_steve

      I watch “Antiques Roadshow” (fanatically) and can tell you with 100 percent certainty that the presence of Sarah Palin in that cabinet would cut its value at auction in half.

  • Princess Lardass

    Trump and Palin back in the limelight… It’s like Sauron’s stirring and gathering power in Tolkien’s Middle-Earth. Except it’s some entity called “Stoopidd.”

  • anne marie in philly

    (inside sarah’s brainless skull is the following thought balloon)

    “oh donald, ANYTHING you ask me to do, I will do. suck your dick? SURE! put on a french maid’s outfit and kneepads? OF COURSE!”

    • bambinoitaliano

      She will be down there for a long time working on a limp dick.

      • anne marie in philly

        if she can find it!

  • JT

    Failin’ Palin: I will definitely put out for Donald.

  • People4Humanity

    Props to BaddogLtd:

  • LADY MABELINE

    The Barnum/Bailey 2016 ticket.

  • Christopher

    πŸ™‚

  • HZ81

    God, what a couple of fucking dumb-asses. Is there a buzzword between these two they won’t suck-off?

  • Lakeview Bob

    Fucking moron twat.

  • justmeeeee

    He’s a clown but he’s not a stupid clown. He’ll use her in order to get support from her moronic robotic followers, then ditch her. But on the bright side, I’m sure it won’t be her first wham, bam, thank you, ma’am.

    • Mawm

      Thank you for saying this. I was going to have to say the same thing. Trump is a narcissist, but he’s not stupid. He realizes he can get her supporters with a few cheap words, and then forget about her. I wouldn’t be surprised if trump said he didn’t want to have a VP, or decided to run as his own VP.

  • fastlanestranger

    Reading “Palin” and “slot” in the same headline was upsetting beyond.

    • People4Humanity

      Ha ha ha ha ha!
      {[(Joe has an evil streak)]}

  • lvnvrcd

    This would be the dream team – FOR THE DEMOCRATS!!!LOLOLOL

  • Steven Alan Taylor

    She wants to be VP to literally the one person with less qualifications for the presidency.

  • geoffalnutt

    I’ve always said she’s suited only for waitressing at your finer Wasiila diners. “Try the anti-pastas! They’re so great!!”

  • Sarah, I bet the most Trump wants out of you is to offer you and Todd a cool $1Million to titty-fuck you on pay-per-view. Then he’ll declare bankruptcy and all you’ll end up with is starched tits.

    • LonelyLiberal

      Not that there’s anything wrong with a good starching.

    • zhera

      So much eww!

      • What can I say, it’s my talent. ;^)

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Yup. That’s the Trump Business Modelβ„’.

    • People4Humanity

      euw.

  • Hal

    Such a trash whore.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Let the campaigning begins.

    • houstonray

      Awesome!!

  • I know I should stop watching this show, but I can’t look away!

  • leastyebejudged

    People would actually vote for these idiots, that’s what’s scary.

  • MikeBx2

    Being on a losing Presidential ticket has made her very popular with the wingnuts. Losing again would probably be just a lucrative for her.

  • Martin

    Hmm.
    Yup. They Fucked.

  • 2amor

    This headline should read: “Sarah Palin sucks off Donald Trump!”

  • Gigi

    WTF did I just listen to? The host asked Palin what she thought of Trump
    and she spewed out her usual nonsensical word salad of nothingness. If she’s your next VP I’m moving from Canada to Iceland. Or further.

    • D. J.

      We are country shopping already, too. When all else fails, vote with your feet.

  • pch1013

    Caribou Barbie & Combover Ken… together at last!

    (until she gets bored.)

    • TampaDink

      Bored or fired. He likes to fire people.

  • another_steve

    She needs to show more titty.

    The Republican base will eat her up — but only if she shows more titty.

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  • houstonray

    And so do the rest of us Sarah….so do the rest of us…

  • Justin

    Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease.

  • KQCA

    I knew if we held on long enough, Beevis and Butthead would come back!

  • KQCA

    She’s already printed the campaign posters!

  • StraightGrandmother

    Boy she’s really got her flirt on during the interview doesn’t she?
    And typical she can’t carry a train of thought.

  • kaydenpat

    She’d just quit if she got it.

  • GunnaHurt

    wait… they’re serious? I thought this was just some long-running, unfunny meta joke. but… it’s REAL?

  • AT2016

    Not a chance. She fucked up McCain’s chances. She is damaged goods and they just tolerate her because the old white pervs think she is purty and sexy.

  • Jan Wesselius

    When McCain chose Palin, I thought he went off his rocker. If Trump chooses Palin I won’t have to wonder why at all.

  • billbear1961

    It’s party time in the sewer.

    Try not to get too drunk, Sarah.

    “Don’t you know WHO I am?!”

    Yes, unfortunately.

  • CA2015

    This is great news for John McCain!

    • billbear1961

      πŸ™‚

  • josephsinger

    They both have a lot in common including that both of them are media whores. Trump and Palin don’t give a shit about being president and vice president. They want it just for publicity.

  • No, she doesn’t.

    • Halloween_Jack

      I beg to differ. While being the VPOTUS can involve quite a bit of responsibility–Joe Biden and Al Gore took on some, and it’s generally recognized that Dick Cheney was the real puppet master during W’s administration–there’s not a lot that the Veep really has to do, which suits Palin right down to the ground.

      • It’s less money. She’d only do it if she couldn’t get her next book deal or speaking engagement, and while she doesn’t have as much national attention as she once did, I think her fan base is just as rabid as it ever was. Her Facebook page has replaced her Fox News gig and she uses it to stoke the flames whenever she needs a publicity boost. I don’t think she’d give up her current life of leisure for even the cushiest job in Washington.

        • Halloween_Jack

          From everything I’ve read about her, both her fan base and income have been shrinking. Her private channel was a bust, her PAC income is down, etc.

          • Yeah, that was bound to happen. I still don’t think she wants to be VP, though.

  • Snownova

    Someone photoshop me a Dumb & Dumber poster with those two!

  • Porkie

    OK. I give up……Is “Slot” Bristol’s new baby’s name?

  • goofy_joe

    Anyone being reminded of the movie Idiocracy?

  • romanhans

    This is the chance of a lifetime for Ms. Palin, as she and Mr. Trump are the perfect pair. A joke is nothing without a punchline.