Palin Angles For Spot On Trump Ticket

“What a hoot to watch pundits clutching their pearls and whimpering for smelling salts aghast over the latest ‘shocking’ thing Donald Trump said, while The Donald ignores them and continues to soar. Silly kingmakers just don’t know what to make of this. Well, we do! The elites are shocked by Trump’s dominance, but everyday Americans aren’t. Everywhere I’ve gone this summer, including motorsport events in Detroit full of fed up Joe Six-Pack Americans, the folks I meet commiserate about wussified slates of politicians, but then unsolicited, they whisper their appreciation for Trump because he has the guts to say it like it is.” – Sarah Palin, in the opening of a Breitbart “exclusive” column. She’s clearly taking the Trump/Palin 2016 calls seriously.

  • bkmn

    tRump is the gift that keeps on giving.

    • JustSayin’

      He and Palin are the Herpes of politics, the gift that keeps on giving

  • LonelyLiberal

    Oh, dear, can we not make Tawdry of the Tundra (now Dipstick of the Desert) relevant again in any way, shape, or form? Like, totally, please?

  • CPT_Doom

    So Donald Trump, a scion of the 1% who got his money the old-fashioned way – he inherited it – and who is worth, conservatively, a couple billion, is not part of the “elite.” That’s about as much sense as Caribou Barbie can manage, I guess.

    • BobSF_94117

      He doesn’t even own one “snow machine”. That makes him poor by Alaskan standards.

    • lattebud

      And he exploited the bankruptcy laws to keep it and screw over the rest of the country who has to suck up his mismanagement.

  • Tipsy

    If Joe Six-Pack needs to “whisper” their appreciation for Trump, perhaps they’re the wussified ones.

  • PLAINTOM

    America, you are being punked.

    • oikos

      Totally punked. I couldn’t have imagined anything as entertaining as this.

    • JT

      They’re both loud-mouthed, ignorant charlatans who are pandering to the lowest percentile of intelligence in the country. They were made for each other. But maybe they should just get a room and save the country from the horrible public spectacle.

      • BudClark

        You just HAD to go there, didn’t you?

  • JustSayin’

    I love the the lack of logic..a billionaire that uses bankruptcy to get richer while harming small business and taxpayers is the messiah who will save Joe six pack from elitists…..what room full of monkeys and typewriters create her rantings?

    • Hunter M

      Even monkeys are smarter than that.

      • TampaDink

        Brilliant monkeys could never throw their feces as far & wide as $arah does.

        • RaygunsGoZap

          You’ve confused here with the monkey. She’s the fece$

          • TampaDink

            Noted. I do get a bit confused when it has been so many hours since happy hour.

          • Ragnar Lothbrok

            Lucky for me, and you apparently- it is but just minutes away now 🙂

          • TampaDink

            Glory Be….to Gay Which Mean Time.
            Happy Hour is always close at hand.

          • 2karmanot

            That works

    • Gindy51

      It has always been thus. Look at what RMoney did.

    • Gerry Fisher

      She nails a perception and a feeling perfectly. Facts? Not so much.

    • StSean

      trig.

  • AtticusP

    Cupid stunt.

  • pickypecker
    • medaka

      Terrorism. This Bud’s for you!

    • Jan Wesselius

      I prefer a keg.

  • Chris H.

    The grift that keeps on grifting.

  • Craig S

    It is all going according to plan

  • Marides48

    Who are “the Elites”? Being worth Billion$$$, I’d include Trump as having “Elite” status.

    A silly, confused bitch, she is.

    • Dramphooey

      Oh, we’re “the Elites.” We’re the first the Elites in history that have to fight for simply basic human rights.

    • Apparently, “elites” are people who do not go to motorsport events.

  • JaniceInToronto

    Oh please, oh please, oh please!
    Can you imagine the amount of popcorn this would require?

    • Todd E.

      Pure comedy GOLD!

      LOLz

    • Rambie

      There isn’t enough popcorn! 😉

      • 2karmanot

        A vat of butter and two straws please.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        oooh…

        • Rambie

          Bless you.

    • Gindy51

      Thank Ned we have a bumper crop of corn this year, we’re gonna need it.

  • crewman

    She was let go from her Fox gig. She’s quit everything else. She probably has plenty of time for it. Could you imagine Trump and Palin on a ticket together? They’d be like two haggard drag queens trying to elbow each other out of the spotlight. No disrespect to drag queens intended.

    • Ginger Snap

      A very good analogy.

  • bkmn

    Of course she will never do it because it requires actually working and no paycheck.

  • Roy Biv

    Why is her statements always so hard to read?

    It’s like a high school freshman trying to sound smart.

    • bkmn

      She got a bachelors in communication with an emphasis on journalism from University of Idaho, which means that her faculty advisor liked that she put out.

      • oikos

        After attending 3 other colleges and quitting.

        • David Walker

          Quit? Our little Sarah quit? OK, so 3 times, but that means she got over it, right?

          • oikos

            She is the quitter queen.

        • Gindy51

          4 other colleges….

      • Sk3ptic

        I’d say the U of ID needs their accreditation in communications reviewed, if not outright revoked.
        Bitch always sounds like she’s just slammed half a box of wine.

        • TampaDink

          That’s not unusual for her…..but after breakfast she really starts tossing em back.

      • 2karmanot

        OMGawd, There’s a University of Idaho?

    • Dramphooey

      Because you’re intelligent. This is garbage aimed at the lowest of the low.

    • Gerry Fisher

      …just like the base.

  • Gustav2

    Oh sweetie, he mumbled something about you having a cabinet position (or was it a position ON a cabinet?) and you think he wants you as Veep so you can lose again. If McCain is a loser…

    • wasilly putty

      Probably wants her in charge of the Liquor Cabinet. No vetting necessary this time.

  • oikos

    The base approves.

    • Sk3ptic

      People can be real purty.

      • TampaDink

        Fancy too.

    • Cuberly

      Needs moar beer brawl!

    • vorpal

      I am willing to bet a blowjob that that Joe had more than a few six packs…

      • oikos

        Giving or receiving? 🙂

        • vorpal

          Yes, absolutely!

    • kaydenpat

      I hope that is from a movie and not real.

      • oikos

        There is a fine line with the base.

    • Trevor Brown

      Herp Derp

  • Jan Wesselius

    Palin goes to a NASCAR event and “SURPRISE” she finds tea baggers who agree with Trump. Golly gee willikers. Will she discover the ocean is wet tomorrow?

    • clay

      Was she at a NASCAR event, or was she showing at an auto show?

      Edit: I think it was an rally cross race– think little race cars on a dirt moto-cross track. That was too hillbilly even for my family.

      • TampaDink

        Any day now, daughter Bristle will be showing wherever she goes.

        • David Walker

          She’s that far along?

          • TampaDink

            Who can say? She’s probably still trying to figure out how this keeps happening & who the daddy is.

          • David Walker

            Remember Radar’s comment (maybe to Margaret, but maybe to another woman who may or may not have been pregnant): “They not what causes that now.”

          • Cuberly

            Hahahahaha…omg, now I have the giggles.

          • TampaDink

            Be careful my buddy.
            Having the giggles is where it all begins (repeatedly) for Bristle.

          • clay

            I’m imagining she was at least two months along when they called off the wedding and that was more than two months ago. It’s been a month since Bristol felt the need to publicly explain, so, yeah, she’s showing.

          • Cuberly

            Yep, showing, just a tad. Me thinks you’re right.

            She still hasn’t said who the daddy is.

            http://www.people.com/article/bristol-palin-baby-bump-selfie

          • clay

            She’s claimed it was planned, unlike those sluts she used to lecture about abstinence. And if it was planned, maybe only one of the two was planning it?

            Wait, if she was two months pregnant, and they were only engaged for two months . . .

          • Cuberly

            There’s a lot of conjecture that the daddy is her ex prior to the KY military dude.

            Speaking of exes, Levi is still married, and I’d have to say he’s gotten even hotter.

            http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/27/article-2640617-1E3F504400000578-821_634x479.jpg

          • clay

            some men were just not made for mustaches.

          • TampaDink

            She can’t say what she doesn’t know. This one might be a “wait & see” pregnancy….not just waiting to learn the gender of the child….but also its ethnicity.

        • NMNative

          Ah, yes, the preacher of abstinence who is really a slut. That nut certainly didn’t fall far from the tree.

          • TampaDink

            Not only didn’t she fall far from the tree, she continues to rot beneath said tree in a puddle of self-entitlement steeped with hatred.

      • Jan Wesselius

        Must have been an auto show, A Humve with dual shotgun mounts with a range checker.

      • Gindy51

        I think it was a hoverround convention.

    • D. J.

      She will discover people in swim suits and be amazed. The sand and sea shells will confuse the hell out of her. Nothing large enough to hunt or use for target practice.

  • Rene Salinas

    A Trump/Palin ticket would be a dream. Please make it so.

    • clay

      She managed to make McCain king, I mean, lose.

  • oikos

    Chick Cheney for VP!

  • JR

    Gods, what a consummate whore she is.

  • Stalcom

    If we get a Trump/Palin ticket for the GOP, maybe Jon Stewart would remain on The Daily Show until the election is over…so I’m rooting for it.

  • BaddogLtd

    The unofficial Trump/Palin campaign slogan

  • bryan

    Trumpenstein is going destroy his creators….. oh, sweet mystery of life…

  • Dramphooey

    I should be laughing but I’m actually starting to get more than a little irritated about these assholes making a joke out of our political process.

    • nowaRINO

      If the news media would quit covering the political process as a sporting event/reality show, we might have a chance. No one fact checks.

      • David Walker

        They were deemed an unnecessary expense in broadcasting when St. Ronnie demolished the fairness doctrine, which required equal time for rebuttal. Minus that, who needs accuracy?

        • Octavio

          I was scaring myself earlier this morning when I realized we could have just as easily been cursed with George Murphy as president as we were with Ronnie. Can you imagine?

          • David Walker

            Would rather not. St. Ronnie did enough tap dancing as it was.

      • Octavio

        No fat chicks?

        • brian

          Now you’re just being mean. I think I like it.

    • noni

      Republicans like Celebrity Grifters as their leaders. Ronald Reagan, AAAAHHHnold, and porn star Sara Palin

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x34G0h7R__Y

  • TKW

    And Trump isn’t an elite? He might be crass, lacking in manners, but his daddy gave him is money, not exactly a working class man.

  • WiscoJoe

    Reality Show Republicans are the new Limousine Liberals.

    • Nax

      I like that. I’m going to start using it.

    • clay

      [Really Slow] Republicans

  • GunnaHurt

    Can someone please explain the term “Joe Six-pack?” I thought that was a vaguely prejudiced joke about Polish last names but she seems to be using it as some “common man” cliche.

    • clay

      (heavily) beer drinking blue collar guys (a six pack a night), rather than stuck-up tea-totaling gym-bunnies, or effete wine sniffers, or elite whiskey cocktail sippers.

      But the way, Trump claims to only drink at communion, but he also claims to be Presbyterian.

      • David Walker

        So he does the heavy-duty Welches. And the evenly sliced Wonder Bread. I remember it well. Enough bread to dry out your mouth, enough grape juice to do nothing. This is why Presbyterians never understood transubstantiation.

      • TampaDink

        He also claims that cotton candy machine in his bathroom has nothing to do with his morning hair & make-up regiment.

      • Octavio

        His older brother died of alcoholism. So, Trump insists he’s never imbibed because it is a poison. Again, I along with many others, do not trust a man who does not drink — at least occasionally. Obama seems to like beer. 🙂

        • Steve Teeter

          How is he – God forbid – going to make a toast at state dinners?

          • Octavio

            He drinks orange juice — just like Jimmy Carter did. 🙂

      • CB

        Trump also famously doesn’t shake hands. That will be interesting when he’s POTUS.

  • MikeBx2

    Everyday Americans? Is that what the teeny, tiny portion of Repub primary voters who say they’d vote for Trump are calling themselves? 20 percent say they would vote for him, but 30 percent of GOPers say “no way”.

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/polltracker/quinnipiac-poll-july-trump-dominates?utm_content=buffer1548c&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

  • KnownDonorDad

    We need him now more than ever.

  • MikeBx2

    There’s yet another interview with Trump on CNN where he’s talking about the debate next week. He has, at least in that interview, a different tone than I’ve heard from him before. Not quite as arrogant or self promoting. He even says he may do terrible. I think the debate is starting to scare him. He knows he’s in over his head. Of course all that means is that he’ll be even more over the top with his grandstanding just to get attention. Can’t wait.

    • clay

      But then he can still take a year off before jumping back in as an independent candidate.

      • MikeBx2

        From your mouth to the politics god’s ears. I so hope that happens!

    • ultragreen

      ALL of the GOP candidates are in over their heads. With each election cycle, they become nuttier and dumber, and the Republican base loves it.

      One wonders how this is all going to end…. Sometimes I feel like I’m stuck in a nation-state version of the Titanic, surrounded by drunken revelers while the iceberg is in plain sight, and the captain has just proclaimed that it’s smooth sailing ahead.

  • SoCalVet

    So what she’s saying is that everyday Americsns are just pussies who can’t say aloud what they’re really thinking. Gotcha!

    • Tor

      Palinisms are not meant to be parsed.

  • Happy Dance

    My sister and mother-in-law are all giddy to have “The Apprentice” for POTUS. I swear I never understand women being Republican. My sister and I do not talk politics because she just votes for Republican no matter who they are. I don’t even think she really knows what it means to be Republican. She is just from Texas and that is what they are brainwashed to do. I, myself, saw the light years ago and switched!

    • noni

      Christmas must be a nightmare.

      • Happy Dance

        Luckily, I don’t do Christmas!

        • Oh! Do tell how you managed to winkle out of that?

          • Happy Dance

            Well, I am a nurse, so I have to work holidays.

          • Wow, and its an excuse that they’d look mean spirited to complain about! Damn you are one smart person.

          • Happy Dance

            I send my nieces and nephews gift cards in the mail…we Facetime while they open them. I miss the holidays, but most of my family has all passed and holidays just aren’t the same any more. My hubby and I give each other stuff and we have our dinner, but that’s about the extent of it. It’s just another day of the year to me. Same with birthdays. I don’t acknowledge mine any more really. I know it’s there, but it’s nothing really worth getting all fussy over. I know I am no longer 21.

          • Now wait just a cotton picking minute! You don’t get all happy and celebrate the hellz out of your birthday? Birthdays are wasted on the young. But once ya have a bit of road wear on ya, every single year needs to be celebrated! Whoo-hoo! Still alive and doing well!

            Live well, live loud, and squeeze every joyful moment out of the day. Dream up new holidays, and wacky is good! Celebrate the monthly electric bill with take out and candles. Throw a birthday party for the recliner, or the toaster! We only get this one go around, so live it as well as possible!

          • Happy Dance

            I know! I have become an old fuddy duddy…I should learn to get excited with life a little more. I guess working around the sick all the time kind of sucks the joy out of things. I enjoy my work though. 🙂 I love your ideas! Sounds like you are loads of fun!

          • Thanks! I do try to make life as I want it, not as it always is.

            No holiday between New Years and Valentines day? pffft! No worries, I made one of my own. St. Ickets Day. Where you eat tacos and play mariachi music, sitting on a blanket in the living room, pretending we are outdoors at a park. The kids loved that holiday, but for some reason didn’t carry on the tradition after they got married. But then, their wives are all sadly rather boring.

            Its so easy to fall into a dull routine, but there is no minute like now, so get up and shake some life into your life! Come on, I know you wanna. Anyone with Snoopy dancing as his avatar must have some joy left in him.

          • Happy Dance

            Well, I am getting excited..on Aug 5 I will have my 6 months MARRIED anniversary, and on Aug 6 is our actual NINE YEARS anniversary. That’s a nice celebration right there!

          • Yippee!! 9 years together, and 6 months of wedded bliss! How wonderful! Are you going to party? I sure hope so. Its been an entire 6 months! 6!!! Its time to celebrate! Congrats!!!

          • Happy Dance

            Thank you. I will get wild and crazy and order dessert 😉

  • MC

    It’s a match made in heaven.

    • noni

      It’s Godly.

      Trump has angel hair.

  • Octavio

    Something quite useful I’ve recently discovered is to pronounce Breitbart as (breet bart) instead of (bright bart). It drives right wing tool bots absolutely mad. I new a nasty Realtor whose last name was Waddel (wa-dell) and I never missed the opportunity to address him to his face as Mr. Waddle. Made him so angry he’d clench his teeth. 🙂

    • clay

      “It is pronounced Boo-kay.”

      — Hyacinth Bucket

      • I adore Hyacinth!

        • CB

          It’s boo-kay!

          • pj

            and candle light suppers

        • Ragnar Lothbrok

          Picture her in constant grey sweats ( top and bottom, and with out the humor ) , that is my neighbor.

          • Oh dear. Well then. Sorry there Ragnar.

    • 2karmanot

      I’m take’un notes Octavio! Lately, I’ve been using T’rump.

  • Cuberly

    Can’t stand cable infotainment but I think Maddow makes a very valid point in her latest. The GOP just isn’t being serious. A few other talking-heads have said the same thing.

    The GOPers have fallen in love with Trump despite the fact he’s handily beaten by Hillz & even Bernie. Much to the chagrin to the other members of the clown car, the run of the mill GOP voter is just not passionate or into them, if at all.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hycW3HMKG-o

    Mooselini does NOT have the drawing power she used to. She’s about as low on the attention whoring circuit as you can get. Her failed web channel, no appearances on Fox, she’s become just as unserious as your average GOPer. She mehs her way between faux rage and faux rage, with zilch to show for it.

    Been wondering for a while now if the Hillz campaign is taking a page from play it cool Obama. Let the GOP hang themselves. When Hillz does make an appearance act and sound Presidential, put forth ideas and policy then watch the right-wing hyenas go ape shit. The “be the adult in the room” campaign strategy.

    • Gerry Fisher

      “They don’t give a flying comb-over.”

      • Cuberly

        Ha!….more and more that’s what I keep thinking.

    • Tor

      I say let them destroy themselves first. It’ll save a lot of wear and tear on Hillary or Bernie.

      • Cuberly

        Completely agree.

    • Toasterlad

      But Maddow is being disingenuous, and she knows it. The saying “Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line” is pretty accurate. They like that Trump is stirring up the shit, saying the openly racist things they want to hear from all their candidates. But sooner or later, the Republican establishment will find a way to get him out of the race, and then “Joe Six-Pack” will vote for whichever mealy-mouthed asshole the GOP shove up against Sanders or Clinton. They don’t have the capacity to reason for themselves; they need Fox News to tell them who to vote for, and then that’s who they’ll goddamn well vote for.

      • Cuberly

        Trump has exhibited a lot of staying power. Last time the front runner was a roulette wheel of the flavor of the day.

        I hear what you’re saying but Trump appears to be gumming up the works, we don’t really know where this will lead just yet.

        • Toasterlad

          I don’t believe for a second that Trump will ever be the GOP nominee for president, but I’d love to be wrong.

          • Cuberly

            I’d be shocked if he was the nominee.

            But how his crazy impacts the final chosen one should prove interesting. He scares the pants off of a lot of GOPers. And Jeb has misfired every single time he’s attempted to dabble in policy considerations. Privatize medicare? HA!

          • Toasterlad

            It’s almost a shame that Trump is sucking all media attention in the room, because Bush is running a jaw-droppingly awful campaign, and everyone’s missing it. THIS is the SMART Bush???

          • Cuberly

            You said it. I’ve been making an effort to check reporting on the Bush and Walker campaigns and both have been terrible.

            Bush can’t seem to articulate anything without making it sound half-assed and, for lack of a better term, weird.

      • clay

        They didn’t for Bush 41. They didn’t for Ford.

        • Toasterlad

          Ford was a special case, obviously, and HW had the bad luck to be standing around when all of Reagan’s bills came due. With a lame duck Democrat in the White House and with the possibility of the next President being either a woman (especially THAT woman) or a socialist, the GOP base will absolutely mobilize behind whoever the RNC throws up there.

  • ScottChicago

    The nativist know nothing party reborn.

  • Henry Auvil

    Here’s Donald’s living room. No one would call this elite or wussified, right Sarah? http://www.nate-thayer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Donald-Melania-Trump-Manhattan-Penthouse_1.jpg

    • Octavio

      Leona Helmsley had better taste.

      • BearEyes

        ouch.

      • 2karmanot

        Did you mean to type ‘bitter’? Then there’s Limbaugh’s Viagra parlor:

        • Octavio

          Obviously Plush and T’rump use the same lame decorator. 🙂

        • clay

          Rush Limbaugh, you are not a baroque cloud of light.

      • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

        It reminds me a lot of Rush Limbaugh’s apartment, and Barbara Cartland’s manor.

        Anybody who ever saw Barbara Cartland’s house will never ever forget that sight.

        • Octavio

          Didn’t Carland die from suffocation by being surrounded by too much Laura Ashley? Too much chintz, florals and paisley can do that. 🙂

      • BlueberriesForMe

        “I would never settle for just one tacky chandelier in my lobby. Would you?”

    • clay

      Wow, in that setting his hair would actually look appropriate.

    • David

      Or tasteful.

    • Cuberly

      Egads.

      Where are the slot machines.

    • Sk3ptic

      Nothing says manly heterosexual butch like rococo and crystal.

    • Tor

      Certainly a “Living Room of the People.”

      You can see the Peoples’ footprints in the carpet.

    • 2karmanot

      Wha, it’s just so purdy. Arab Rococo is so trending among the second generation arriviste.

    • Nothing says nouveau riche like gilt and crystal.

    • David Gervais

      over the top of Elvis or Liberace

    • TreGibbs

      I imagine he ejaculates cubic zirconia…

      • TampaDink

        but it smells an awful lot like AquaNet™

    • Jaminwc

      Expecting Liberace to burst onto the scene any second…

      • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

        To butch it up?

    • Toasterlad

      That’s a fuck of a lot of beige.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Trump got Tea Party political traction in a way she never could, and now she want’s to piggy back on it? I addition to her many negative qualities, “Lazy” comes to mind. Wow.

    >”…because he has the guts to say it like it is.”

    “…because he’s got the guts to say how frightened idiots are feeling.” Fixed it for ya, Mama Grizzly! Grrrr!

    • clay

      Of course she’s lazy– are you unaware of her political career followed by her reality tv career, followed by her online channel career?

    • Cuberly

      And how easy her gig is in the first place. Any FB post or press release mirrors what she’s said since day one. Change the names & recycle the same ole same ole.

  • Sean Taylor

    I have to assume there is either a genetics problem in Alaska or a serious lack of oxygen. It’s gotta be one or the other.

    • TampaDink

      My money is on BOTH.

    • Thankfully she wasn’t born in Alaska, but in Idaho. And while Alaskan’s might be a mite bubble off plumb, most of us aren’t anywhere near Sarah’s active loony levels.

      • Sean Taylor

        That’s good news, I want to visit one day and I’d hate to think Sarah Palin was what I had to look forward to. “A mite bubble off plumb” I can handle.

        • Come on up and have a great time! I’d be careful in Anchorage late at night as there are some really rough areas. They don’t as a rule target LGBT folks but anyone who looks out of place and vulnerable. But everywhere else is safe as houses. And in Fairbanks no one will look twice at you if you come with hubby.

  • pleasebereasonable

    For the life of me I just don’t get using “Joe Six-Pack” as a positive term. Unless she is referring to six-pack abs or soda pop she is implying that the “everyday” American is a drunk.

    • clay

      No, they’re not drunk– it’s 3.2 beer and they drink the six pack over three hours, so . . .

      yeah, they’re drunks. It’s the only escape from their miserable lives left since junior stole the Oxycontin.

  • ArchiLaw

    Gotta love how she can be talking about a billionaire (that’s with a “b”) and refer to others as “elites.”

  • Mark

    oh fuck no. oh please no. no.
    Trump is at least entertaining. She’s a nail on a chalkboard.

  • map

    Like I said Trump is sabatoging the GOP !!

  • TheManicMechanic

    Courting the stupid once again, I see.

  • someday, someone will finally agree with me that this is Comic Genius. Sure, it’s Gaga and not HRC, but i’m pretty sure it’d be the same deal.

    my lover hates these and makes fun of me for liking them, but come on. what could be more perfect. “principal of a home school” hahhahahahaha.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhTd4_Ids80

    • TampaDink

      I have to disagree with your beloved.
      This IS funny.
      Thanks for sharing. ☺

  • David

    Run you crazy freakballs, run!

  • royinhell

    Trump will end up dumping her for a younger, Eastern European woman with no other options to escape poverty.

  • Tom G

    So may it be…. In Jesus name….

  • 2karmanot

    “I’ve gone this summer, including motorsport events in Detroit full of fed up Joe Six-Pack Americans,” BUBBAS for PALIN!!

    • Tor

      Does that imply they are drunk?

  • Gigi

    She needs to get a speech writer. That’s one heck of a word salad she spewed out there. Is she suggesting that Trump isn’t one of the elites? He supported Mittens in the last election.

  • Henry Auvil

    Trump/Palin ticket = STRUMPET!

    • BearEyes

      Winner!

    • 2karmanot

      Bingo

    • David Gervais

      I was really stuck on Trumplin but you are the winner!

  • bambinoitaliano

    Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please

    I can act like a trash, I can beg on my knees

    Come jump in, bimbo friends, let us do it again,

    Hit the town, fool around, let’s go party

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Oh yeah, you deserve these 🙂

    • ZRAinSWVA

      OhMyGawd…in that dress she looks like a bobblehead. Oh, wait…

  • Doesn’t she mean the “Palin/Trump” ticket?

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Oh Sarah honey, you have that backwards…..we’re not clutching pearls, we’re popping champagne, that whimpering isn’t whimpering at all, it’s hushed tones of “OMFG! This is going to be epic, get the popcorn” and those tears you’re on about, well, those a tears of joy and laughter, not sorrow. But you go right ahead, live the dream……while the GOP tosses and turns at the nightmare they’ve created.

  • Bluto

    So the snowbilly courtesan is a lock for Secretary of State, howza ’bout Crazy Eyes for Surgeon General!

    • clay

      I hear Hucklebee has medical expertise.

  • TreGibbs

    We are officially a mockery of our former selves.

    • 2karmanot

      excellent!

  • Tor

    For the past few decades, the Republicans have steadily defunded and dumbed down our educational system, thinking an uneducated populace would keep them in perpetual power. This is what they get.

  • unclemike

    This reminds me of when William Hung was on American Idol.

    With apologies to Mr. Hung.

    • KentDean

      He was a better singer than she is a politician.

  • Clive Johnson

    Sarah, don’t forget this part of your base:

    • BudClark

      Neither one of them has had a bath in weeks.

  • Another game-changer mavericky moment! I couldn’t think of a more perfect running mate for Donald Trump than Sarah Palin. They speak the same language, and they are very much in touch with the bizarro base that the GOP works so hard to cultivate.

    • David Gervais

      Yes, but what language is it?

  • Toasterlad

    A few weeks ago, I said that the best possible thing to happen for this country would be Donald Trump winning the GOP nomination for President. I’ll amend that to Donald Trump/Sarah Palin winning the GOP nomination for President/Vice-President.

    • zhera

      Trumpalina 2016! Murica! Murica! Murica!

      • BudClark

        Do you really want EITHER ONE OF THEM having a finger on “The Button?”

        Shudder.

  • Ninja0980

    Grifters gotta grift.

  • David Gervais

    I love the sound of laughter in the morning.

  • lattebud

    So when will his wife open her mouth and the crazies will realize she’s not from the US?

    http://www.qvc.com/Melania-Trump-Tower-Round-Case-Bracelet-Watch-w-Date-Window.product.J155440.html

    • TampaDink

      I think that is being carefully planned to coincide with Mrs. Jebya Bush’ first public speech….in broken English.

  • just sayin

    Please god please.. run as a 3rd party.. pretty please
    I mean he has Repugs by the balls. If they turn him out he’s going to take numbers.. LOL.. so comical

  • uhhuhh

    Thanks, John McCain. His most enduring contribution to America.

    • Tor

      Another reason not to vote for him this time. Oh, wait. He’s not running?

  • BaddogLtd

    Republicans have cultivated the resentment of ignorant bigots for years. Now that the monster they created is choosing a bride they’ll have no choice but to burn the whole village down to survive. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch.

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    “Everywhere I’ve gone this summer, including motorsport events in Detroit full of fed up Joe Six-Pack American”

    I would hazard a guess that the average person at these events are not a six-pack. They are more like Joe Keg American.

    • zhera

  • billbear1961

    No one better epitomizes the moral ROT on the right than this gutter queen, this soulless LEECH on the body politic.

    There’s nothing there but the crassest pandering opportunism.

  • kaydenpat

    I’m also rooting for a Trump/Palin campaign. Would be perfect for Secretary Clinton.

    • SilasMarner

      We could call them “Bevis and Butthead”

      • Tor

        or just Butt and Butter.

  • Xuuths

    Please put her on the tRUMP ticket!

    • Tor

      tRUMPalin

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

    Can you picture The Clash of The Attention Whores?

    http://i.imgur.com/y1v31.gif

    • Tor

      Shove a tree down my throat, will ya?

    • ultragreen

      That’s a sneak preview of the GOP debate?

  • David

    So “Caribou Barbie” is going to throw her breasts into the wringer once again? This is the person, the idiot, the ignorant moron who knows about foreign policy because she can see Russia from her “kitchen window”??? Please, ladies and gentlemen, look at the whole picture here. She is most quick to strike at individuals, groups and lifestyles that do not fit into her categorical Christianity, is she not? This is Anita Bryant reincarnated……

    • Tor

      except for Bristol.

  • HZ81

    From the lips of this stupid asshole to God’s stupid ear — Trump/Palin 2016.

    Please Lord!!!

  • Translation: People are talking about me again, garsh darn it, ain’t it all exciting? Bring me my retard baby! I got some promotin’ to do!

  • Boy Elvis

    Her star was fading. She just sees this as a ticket back into the limelight. Hell, she probably paid Trump to mention her.

  • This is a drive by comment, since I don’t have time to read previous posts… but if no one has said it yet … ‘Dumb and Dumberer, the sequel’

  • houstonray

    Oh please dear Lord, God, Jesus, Gaia, Universe, Osiris, Zeus, Gods of Kobol….let it be….