Name That Game Show

  • DaddyRay

    Gong Show Squares?

  • crewman

    Squares

  • TampaDink

    The (Poor) Rating Game

  • colaboy29

    Republican Squares

    • TampaDink

      Redundant title for redundant contestants who specialize in playing redundant games….with our lives.

  • DaddyRay

    Dick Frack Dope

  • TampaDink

    The Right is Priceless

  • TampaDink

    Hate Connection

  • Michael Rush

    can we just put a big X over Donald Trump ?

    • TampaDink

      No way. For those of us who support the fairer party, he’s like “Free Space” on a bingo card.

      • Michael Rush

        i mean in real life .

        • TampaDink

          In a perfect world we could. In the meantime, perhaps his “hair” could be mistaken for a lion’s mane & a certain dentist can have another trophy hunt.

  • TampaDink

    The Blue-ly Bled Game

  • Bj Lincoln

    Poli-Tic Squares! ( Poli meaning many and Tics are blood sucking nuisances)

  • Gustav2

    The Biggest Losers.

    • fuow

      I fear those are us.

  • CanuckDon

    Donald Trump for the blockhead.

  • Michael Rush

    The Paul Lynde Is Rolling Over in His Grave Show

    • Gustav2

      Mr Lynde would be pissed and pissed off he wasn’t the center square.

      • Michael Rush

        I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church – Paul Lynde

    • bkmn

      Playing the role of Paul Lynde is Lindsey Graham.

      • TampaDink

        Lindsey playing Paul, portraying Uncle Arthur.

  • AtticusP

    What’s My Whine?

    • Joseph Miceli

      “They’re taking away our freedums!”
      “Immigrants are rapists!”
      “Welfare queens are stealing from us!”
      “Planned parenthood sells baby parts!”
      “Homos are destroying marriage!”
      Really, who has the time to list them all. All they DO is whine like little bitches.

  • DaddyRay

    The Bratty Bunch

  • bkmn

    Rock’em-Sock’em Elephants

  • Details Details

    They forgot the 17th square. Overlap it right in the middle with <0% for Jim Gilmore

  • Reality.Bites

    Can’t help noticing there’s no centre square. There’s no point to Hollywood Squares without Paul Lynde.

    Watch the Brits try to do it with a lesbian instead.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gR36wLAqjk

    • A natural spot for Lindsey Graham.

    • Bj Lincoln

      That was cool! Thanks.

    • lymis

      The Right HAS no center.

  • DaddyRay

    Repubics Boobs

  • crewman

    A few more candidates and they can make a nativity calendar.

    • NancyP

      You win best comment! There’s a candidate #17, so all they need is another 7 candidates and someone (you?) can start printing up that Advent calendar. So what are you going to put behind the daily windows?

      • TampaDink

        I suggest rat turds.

      • crewman

        Cruz: a miniature Canadian passport.
        Trump: a little black book with phone numbers of divorce and bankruptcy attorneys
        Jindal: a miniature magnifying glass (so he can see his ratings)
        Huckabee: a Bible and a Constitution, since he hasn’t read either

    • Joseph Miceli

      How about a nativity creche’. Huckabe as Joseph, Lindsay as Mary of course….but who do they get to play the Baby Jesus? I suggest Ben Carson. We can have Rick Perry, Rick Santorum and Marco Rubio as the three Wisemen. Gabriel is…of course…Donald Trump.

  • BearEyes

    I’ll take Wannabees for $300, Alex.

    (the Canadian flag and the water bottle are nice touches)

    • JW Swift

      Oh, thanks. Even after zooming-in on the pic, I couldn’t tell what that was on Cruz’s desk.

    • TampaDink

      I noticed those but what is Frothy holding? It isn’t a roll of paper towels or a roll of toilet paper from what I can tell.

      • Dramphooey

        Oh dear dog I think it’s the fetus jar…

        • TampaDink

          Is Baby Gabe still part of his campaign team?

      • BearEyes

        I’m not sure what that is. Doesn’t quite look like a dead fetus either.

        • TampaDink

          How many dead fetuses have you really looked at? (Or ever wanted to see?)

    • Dramphooey

      This time, it’s not mispronounced.

    • Ray Taylor

      The smart one is adjusting his glasses.

      • SockMikey

        It looks like Jindal just wondered off the kiddies playground and into the game.

  • shellback

    Name That Goon

    • My effort…
      “Dumb Donald was soooo Dumb. . .”

      • TampaDink

        We have our winner.

      • IamM

        That’s great. Put the confederate stars in and it’ll be even better. 👍

        • Yeah, I noticed the Match Game set was almost a Dixie flag, but hey. . .I ran out of gas with 6 candidates (plus Trump). If I had any kind of follow through, I’d have had to quadruple the set for the joke!

      • I adored that show! Well the original Match Game that is.

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        “Chris Christie is soon fat…..”

        “How fat is he??”

  • I’ve been saying this for a while, make it a game show, where all the candidates have to leap for the buzzer in order to answer question. Then, there would be know spin about not getting enough attention. And it would be hilarious.

  • JoyZeeBoy

    Tic-Tac-Dope?

  • Dramphooey

    “Today these sixteen plus players are after the Republican nomination and big bucks but they’ll have to avoid the Trump-whammy as they play the most exciting game of their lives. It’s time to play Christ, We Suck.”

  • TampaDink

    Let’s NOT Make a Deal

  • SockMikey

    A more appropriate game for these candidates would be:

    Whats My Lie?

    • GeoffreyPS

      The Liar’s Club. I enjoyed that show in its original version. Current candidate version, not so much.

  • StuckNtexas

    Hollywood Squares?
    Nah. More like “Nobody Cares!”

  • shellback

    Clueless

  • Chicago joe

    Family feud. But Cruz would be Richard Dawson, slobbering over each.

    • No, a FOX “News” host in the Richard Dawson role, going down the line kissing asses rather than faces. . .

    • SockMikey

      Duggar Family Feud!

      • TampaDink

        Isn’t that usually just a finger fight?

  • ericxdc

    Shouldn’t ms. Lyndsay be the center square?

  • Lakeview Bob

    Poor George Pataki. How low do you have to be to be lower than a frothy mix?

  • Todd20036

    The Patomic Squares

  • shellback

    The Weakest Links

    • TampaDink

      Weak but missing too.

      • SockMikey

        As in not firing on all cylinders 🙂

  • SockMikey

    .
    The Crybaby Bunch

    Here’s the story, with just one lady
    With Lindsey Graham White House alternating girls!
    All of them were not golden like The Trumpy
    Rick Perry challenged Trumpy to do Curls

    It’s the Story, of a bunch of Crybabies
    Busy trying to get air to breath of their own
    There were three men, currently topping
    … and the bottoms left feeling all alone

    Waiting for the day that Fauxy let them yell-o!
    Sitting in the clown-car was a crunch
    We must all wrap ourselves in flags & protect “family”
    Said the looney, clowney Crybaby Bunch!

    – SockMikey
    .

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Hilarious! (…and very creative!)
      Memo to Piyush (Bobby) Jindal: “Get over it Bobby, Marsha Brady will NEVER love you! NEVER!!”

  • Joseph Miceli

    If Paul Lynde isn’t in center square then it isn’t worth watching…and no, Lindsey Graham won’t do!

    • IamM

      Paul Lynde’s corpse, drunk and on quaaludes, would still beat them all in a battle of wits.

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        Was Bill Cosby there?

        • Joseph Miceli

          I don’t know. Did anyone wake up with their panties on backwards?

      • Joseph Miceli

        I agree 100 percent with that statement…and I’d like to party with him!

  • JW Swift

    Attention-Whore Squares.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Tic – Tac – DOH!

    • Joseph Miceli

      That made me actually laugh out loud!

  • Michael Rush

    F**kface von ClownStick and some squares

  • lymis

    FOX News Auditions?

    • TampaDink

      Also known as Drooling for Dollars.

    • IamM

      Boom‼️

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Bozo Bingo?

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Survivor: Klown Kar Edition
    Who will be ejected from the Klown Kar next?

  • fuow

    How Low Can You Go?
    (With The Limbo Rock as theme song)

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Whack-a-Mole
    (Free virtual mallets for every Fox viewer)

    • SockMikey

      Pronounced similar to Guacamole?!

      To emphasis their Hispanic outreach program.

      *grin*

      • TampaDink

        Or as Yeb! says, “Aye Columba!”

        • SockMikey

          Is Santorum Loosey?

          • TampaDink

            That is disgusting….and would not surprise me at all.
            You may have a cookie. ☺

  • SockMikey

    Ugh…

    If you go down on Trump, you get more points!

    Going down on Lindsey gets you the fewest…

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Bachelorette – Who will win Miss Lindseybelle’s Heart?

    • SockMikey

      I gave Santorum a Rose, but he still smells like Santorum! 🙁

      • TampaDink

        That is only to disguise the scent of formaldehyde.

  • SockMikey

    I’ll take Ted Cruz to block any progress in the Senate, Richard!

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Roach Motel
    They check in but they don’t check out.
    (What! This sure looks like an ad for pest control.)

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Who Claims to be a Billionaire
    (despite four bankruptcies)

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Are you smarter than a 5th Grader?

    • SockMikey

      Well since Rick Perry is up thar, it could be:

      Are you smarter than a Cheese Grater?

      • TampaDink

        And the answer to that is. Nope. Not even close.

        • Dreaming Vertebrate

          Oops!

      • GreatLakeSailor

        Is that with or without his IQ glasses*.

        *Which, curiously, have been missing since Teh Donald made fun of them.

        • IamM

          Great picture of him though.

  • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

    I’ll take Hillary (or Bernie or Martin or Joe) to block, Peter.

  • bsinps

    Washington Squares: category Who they begging itdiot answers will be calculated by percentage.

  • tomfromthenews

    Paul, Mrs. Christie has a new nickname for Chris. What is it?

    Paul: “Thunder Thighs”.

    Me: I agree.

    And circle gets the square.

  • RobynWatts

    GOP Jeopardy?

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Jep! – (The children’s version of Jeopardy!)
      With a special guest appearance by Jeb!

  • Bob Conti

    The Peckerwood Squares

    • John P.

      “Paul Lynde to block!”

      • Bob Conti

        Peter Marshall: Paul, is it true that Disney Studios has created an animated sex education film for children?
        Paul: Yes, and you should see what happens to Pinnochio when he lies!
        I still remember that, at least 40 years later.

  • SockMikey

    Your Life’s in Jeopardy!
    Chris Christie eats all the losers.

    Gong with the Wind

    Win Donald Trump’s Money

    Consequences or Consequences

    Whine, Lose or Crawl

    Name that Loon

    I’m surprised that Trump didn’t buy all the other squares & go condo.

  • crewman

    17 And Counting
    Proudly sponsored by the Duggar Council on Family Values.

  • Eebadee-eebadee-thatsallfolks

    I recently read one disgruntled Republican refer to them as “The Committee to Elect Hillary Clinton”.

  • RobynWatts

    Here’s two more:

    Greed (Remember that short lived game show on FOX from the early 2000s? Fits this bunch perfectly.)

    Fantasy (Short-lived NBC game show from about 1983)

  • Marc

    Wheel of Misfortune, where every spin on the wheel leads to moral, social and political bankruptcy

    • MattM

      And Pat Sajack could host. He’s a teabagger after all.

    • RoFaWh

      Leads to? Only leads to? For the most part, they’re already there.

      That gang are one and all both socially and morally bankrupt. I’ll leave the topic for further discussion about whether their bankruptcy extends to politics as well.

      • billbear1961

        It most certainly extends to politics!

    • billbear1961
  • dalnat

    Fear Factory

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      Perfect! Love how the addition of the single letter “y” transforms the meaning. The power of minimalism, very nicely illustrated.

    • billbear1961

      Perfect (as DV says!).

      Fear, greed, selfishness, LIES, ignorance and bigotry–appealing all-out–and shamelessly–to the very WORST elements active in this country.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Musical Squares: Updated version of the children’s game Musical Chairs, where contestants rack their brains to remember all the spots where Santorum has previously sat.

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    Safari: RINO Hunt
    See GOP moderates smoked out and eliminated.
    (GOP: guaranteed 100% crazies, fundies & teabaggers.)

  • PLAINTOM

    The Price Is Right

    • billbear1961

      Yes, their motto–the only thing dear to their “hearts.”

  • Puckfair52

    Queen for a Day?

    • billbear1961

      Banana-republic dictator for four years.

      The horrific damage done–that would be done–to the courts might well mean permanent “banana republic” status for this country.

  • MDB

    Tic, Tac, D’oh !!!

  • IamM

    Guess my blood alcohol level?
    Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Squares?
    Are You…Dumb enough to watch?
    Who’s the biggest con?
    Return of the Whammies.
    Darts.

    • IamM

      Big box o’ stupid.
      Hillary’s choice.
      Tic…Tac… Uhm …
      Shrieking fuckwits.
      For God’s sake, start shooting!
      China Syndrome!
      Toxic Wastes.

  • Race for the Bottom

  • MC

    Which one is Bruce Vilanch?

  • ben

    (If One Of These People Gets Elected, Our Country Will Be In) Jeopardy!

  • Robert Conner

    Little prince JEB! is 14 points behind fecal skid mark Fuckface von Clownstick. That’s gotta hurt.

  • The Cottonwood Squares, where the oatmeal is the spiciest dish.

  • CaliforniaDude

    Pin the tail on the dumbass

  • CaliforniaDude

    The Biggest Liar

  • Dreaming Vertebrate

    As a makeover to “Dialing for Dollars”, FoxNut viewers anxiously await the updated “Sucking for Dollars” or using the full name, “Sucking for Koch Dollars”.

  • TampaDink

    Flagged.

  • Joseph Miceli

    If you put them all on a deserted Island, how long do you think they could delay the onset of cannibalism?

  • They should leave the name as “Jeopardy” – because if any one of those freaks sets foot in the Oval Office, the planet is in it.

    “Alex, I’ll take raging psychopathic liars for $200, please.”