Pat Robertson: Gays Could Totally Become Straight If They Would Just Butch Up

  • HanyBaal

    Done that, still like dick.

    • Shayne Fraser

      Jedi in the streets….Sith in the sheets. Lol

  • DesertSun59

    Pat is way late to this game: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0122417/

  • Treg Brown

    Let’s ask Marcus Bachmann how that works Pat…

    • oikos

      Gayer than a box of birds.

      • PLAINTOM

        Gayer than a box of glitter.

        • Corey

          Gayer than a box of birds made of glitter.

      • popebuck1

        Gayer than an IKEA on Super Bowl Sunday.

        • William

          I thought I was the only one….

          • Cuberly

            For the past four weeks I’ve been doing a kitchen remodel with new Ikea cabinets and a few new appliances. The new counter top is due to be measured tomorrow, then installed in about a week and a half.

            I feel like I’ve been put through DIY bootcamp.

            A heads up, if you need to go to Ikea, go EARLY, never on Sat Sun.

          • Chris Baker

            I did my kitchen with IKEA because I’m a DIY-er and it required some customization. Had to make some cabinets less deep, wrap the around a corner. Created a custom countertop for an eat-in area (Formica. Yeah, take away my gay card). Turned out nice and I was able to maximize the storage space that would have cost a lot more if I had hired someone to do it.

            Hey Pat, this fag owns a table saw, two circular saws, a chain saw, a router, a miter saw and various other power tools. We are not al hair stylists. I have also done my own tiling, plumbing and electrical work and built a deck and privacy fence myself. Thanks to a dad who did that al himself too. (I also have a sewing machine, and bake, so did pick up stuff from my mom)

          • Cuberly

            That’s awesome. A lot of work isn’t it…lol…

            Have a similar background, my dad was rather adamant about us learning the basics in electrical, plumbing and carpentry, once you know them you can take on a lot. But I’ll be so glad when this is finished. Living without a functioning kitchen has been annoying as hell.

          • William

            The only Ikea around here is in north Teabagistan suburban hell. I’ve been there on a Sunday afternoon. It is sort of like visiting a bovine head injury hospital. Plenty of large, slow folks wandering aimlessly.

          • Cuberly

            Ha!

            The one I go to in Emeryville is pretty very diverse. And man o man is it busy.

        • Sashineb

          Gayer than a pink hairnet.

        • DonnaLee

          Actually the best time to find people not from this country shopping there.

        • David

          No shit, Dick Tracy…..

      • popebuck1

        Gayer than a tree full of parrots outside Liberace’s house.

      • Justin

        Nellier than pink snow…. and that would be just fine if he weren’t a raging closet case harming LGBT people.

        • oikos

          True. He is an evil prick.

          • Sashineb

            And being married to Crazy Eyes doesn’t help.

          • oikos

            He’s on the DL for sure.

          • Happy Dance

            She is the butch one!

          • Joseph Miceli

            “Strap on!’
            (clap, clap)
            “Strap off!”
            (voice over) Introducing, the Strapper!

          • Gianni

            Love it! Necessary for all ladies who marry women.

      • Joseph Miceli

        Gayer than Lindsey Graham in an antebellum ball gown fluttering a fan.

      • perversatile

        “rhinestoned unicorn farts”

      • DaveMiller135

        I’m not saying he’s still totally very gay, but he opened his mouth. And Liberace fell out.

        • 2karmanot

          WIN!

      • 2karmanot

        Gayer than Gawwd on a dog.

    • Rocco Gibraltar

      Sorry Treg, but think I have to go to the other side after that.

      • TampaDink

        Look at the bright side, 30 minutes in Lady Bird’s pray away the gay clinic & you’ll be immediately restored to your former fabulous self.

    • another_steve

      Like Marcus, I’ve tried to butch it up at times, but I can’t. I just can’t. I possess a wrist so limp that it’s the standard for the manufacturing of all limp wrists.

      My husband (a very butch man) occasionally urges me to butch it up. Particularly when he and I have been interviewed by the Press, as we have over the years.

      But I can’t.

      • TampaDink

        Be who you are, just as you encourage your hubs to do the same. ☺

    • BudClark

      He fell out the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down!

      • TampaDink

        Is a Pussy Willow technically a tree? ☺

        • perversatile
          • TampaDink

            I was so hoping that someone would share this clip for this very apt situation. Thank you!

          • perversatile

            Glad to do it-
            I mean really ~ what else is a Ph.D.
            in the developmental studies of
            Late 20th Century Pop Cultural Memetic Growth,
            good for !??

          • TampaDink

            Quite a lot more, I have no doubt.

  • Sporkfighter

    Even if they could, who’s to say they should?

    “Born this way” is a weak argument for gay rights. “None of your business how I run my private life and make it meaningful” is far better.

    • David Walker

      Hard to dance to, though. Not much of a beat. How about “I Am What I Am”?

      • OdieDenCo

        I am what I am and what I am needs no excuses!
        forget the song title, but use to dance to it back in the day.

        • David L. Caster

          I Am What I Am is indeed the name on the song.

          • Timothy Kincaid

            From La Cage Aux Folles

    • PLAINTOM

      My most deeply held religious belief is ” I AM GAY “.

    • I agree. Even if I were choosing to be gay, why isn’t that my choice to make. However, for those of us in Teabagistan, the argument against gay rights is that it’s a “choice”. It’s complete nonsense but it’s what Teavangelicals need to believe because otherwise they’re assholes for bashing gay people.

  • TreGibbs

    Oy… when is God going to take care of Pat Robertson ?

    • bkmn

      She doesn’t want him, that’s why he won’t die.

      • TreGibbs

        COME ON SATAN !!! Call your own back home !

        • JaniceInToronto

          Hey. Be nice to Satan. Robertson is Gods problem, let him deal with the old reprobate.

        • BudClark

          Satan is SWEET! Don’t blame HIM for that Hot Mess!!

  • JT
  • Octavio

    “Show me on the doll, Pat, where god touched you.”

    • OdieDenCo

      he be touched in the head.

  • Billanddogs

    “He was absolutely gorgeous. Gorgeous! And the Lord touched him.” I think, from your apparent excitement, that it was YOU who touched him – and I’ll bet I know where you touched him.

  • Billanddogs

    This old fool doesn’t even know what being gay means. I wonder how he’d like to tell Michael Sam to stop wanting to be a woman and act more like a man?

    • D. J.

      I think Pat knows a lot more about man on man than he admits.

    • it’s one reason why they are particularly offended by the idea of openly gay athletes or gays in the military, having gay people in roles that they hold up as pinnacles of masculinity messes with their stereotypes big time.

  • bkmn

    Has Pat been taking a course from Josh Duggar?

  • D. J.

    Is that how Pat “recovered” from attending that all boys boarding school?
    Was that why he took up “leg pressing”?

  • Soren456

    Let’s see.

    I played first base on a championship Little League team.

    I had a wall of childhood golf, sailing and swimming trophies.

    I was student body president in the eighth grade.

    And more; I doubt that anyone would take me as feminine.

    But despite all this, I just don’t love girls.

    Sorry, Jesus.

    • oooh! If you were republican you could run for president! You have the experience! And you’ve played the all American sport of baseball. Man you’d be a shoe in for sure!

      • Psh. Golf is more right-wing 😀

        #FirstYearAwayFromTheLinks

        • True, but it doesn’t poll as well as baseball. Cause ya know, apple pie, baseball and mom!

          • When you’ve got The Don bleeding over into the golf scape because he bought Turnberry last year…(which totally sullies the memories of the ’09 Open Championship…blast!)

          • lol lol I know less than nothing about golf. But you sound serious about the sullied memories of the ’09 Open Championship thingy-ma-bob, so, I’ll believe you!

          • Well, when a 59-year-old legend has a 10′ putt to win the tournament for the SIXTH time overall, at the same course where he won in 1977 against Mr. Nicklaus…

            If you’re wanting a bit of a snapshot, look up the late sportswriter Jim Huber’s book “Four Days in July” on Amazon. It is a recap of that week. I remember watching each of the days on ESPN early each morning. Also remember exactly where I was on the final day. (Was out on the course playing in a local qualifying tournament. Heard that Watson was leading by 1 going up the last hole and promptly took 3 putts from about 20 feet because I was so jacked up to hear it. I mean, the oldest person to win one of the four major tournaments was 48. Watson was a few months short of SIXTY.)

          • So taking 3 putts from 20 feet is bad? No, I’m not pulling your leg, just totally clueless about golf. I know a few buzz words, woods, and irons and stokes and birds, and…..umm, under par. But truthfully am just saying golf words I’ve heard. But hearing you get all jazzed up about it, makes me happy for you! I can tell golf means a great deal to you, and that alone makes me like golf.

          • You’re sorta like Nate 🙂 He’s slowly gained a bit of understanding since we’ve been together. Helps that he used to work at a resort up in Sandusky a number of years back/had friends who worked there (I played there a few times when I was in HS for tournaments).

          • I can talk football, and baseball, and slightly some basketball, but I didn’t grow up around golfers, so have had zero exposure to it. LOL! I make golf sound like the measles!

      • David L. Caster

        Shoo-in, for sure.

      • AtticusP
        • Soren456

          If baseball could sue for defamation . . .

          • Pary Mat

            If polyester could sue for dafamation…

        • Cuberly

          Is that called a male camel toe or a moose knuckle….I always get those mixed up.

        • Gerry Fisher

          DOH!

    • JaniceInToronto

      That’s OK. I do.

      • Soren456

        I’ll send them your way.

        Be nice.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Jesus was being constantly followed around by 12 male groupies. I don’t think he minds.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Eagle Scout, here. Varsity athlete in high school (basketball, tennis, soccer). Altar boy (well, never mind, though nothing ever happened). Student body president in 9th grade.

      • Soren456

        Acolyte here. Episcopal.

    • 2karmanot

      Did ya get the golf clap? ….just kid’un.

    • perversatile

      Well now,
      not everyone is lucky enough
      to have a handsome step-father
      with boundary issues

  • come to NYC. come to the Eagle. say that to our faces.

    actually, screw that. come to any twink bar. say it to our faces there. you think “butch” means tough? i know some sparkly kids who could bash you into oblivion.

    • bkmn

      The animatronics don’t travel well.

      • Bad Tom

        His back-room computer doesn’t have WiFi.

  • Cosmo Tupper

    What about us masculine gays? Come and tell that to my face and let’s see who needs more “butching”.

  • SunsetGay

    Clearly she has never been to Folsom. She should go.

  • BoringLawyer

    Ever notice how Pat Robertson and Elmer Fudd are never in the room at the same time?

    Think about it.

    • SunsetGay

      Lucky for Pat, Elmer Fudd hunts “wabbits”, not weasels.

  • Hal Watts

    Why doesn’t God cure Pat’s stupidity? Now THAT would really be a miracle!

    • Soren456

      God thought that he was doing just that, but he actually fixed a toaster.

      Sorry, Pat. There are no second chances.

      • Timothy Kincaid

        Don’t mock. I needed that toaster.

    • Rocketeer500

      He can’t…….

  • Mike C

    Thanks Pat.

    • TampaDink

      This is as lovely as your avatar….and made me impersonate the dog attempting to understand that which he doesn’t quite get.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Bears with upper chest tatts are freakin’ HOT! (ahem) Just sayin’!

    • 2karmanot

      That works!

  • TampaDink

    I’m waiting for dog to regrow my missing digit….once that is done to my satisfaction, only then will I ask for this sexual orientation do-over. (It ain’t gonna happen….I’ll never have 10 little indians and never be sexually and romantically attracted to the opposite sex.

  • JaniceInToronto

    He really is just a crazy old man.

  • zhera

    Pretty sure there are plenty of drag queens who are more butch than Pat ever was or will be.

    • David Walker

      Remember “Car Wash”? “Honey, I’m more man than you’ll ever be and more woman than you’ll ever get.” I think something similar was said in “Rent.”

  • It’s time to start ignoring this cretin. Every time we click on one of his ignorant video ramblings we contribute to its credence.

  • JT

    Pat Robertson offers the Tom of Finland way of washing away the gay.

  • Michael Rush

    look at how many years Pat Robertson has been trying to pass himself as an intelligent adult human being … you can fool some of the people some of the time .

  • Jeffrey

    OR I could continue my life faking neither butch or femme and just being my normal everyday self and not put on a minstrel show for this jackass.

    • TampaDink

      I think that every “episode” of “the 700 club” is a menstrual show. If Pat doesn’t cause bleeding, he gladly aims to induce cramps.

      • Snarkaholic

        He thought you meant ‘in bed with gramps’…

        • TampaDink

          I may have a life long affinity for mature men….but I cannot abide the thoughts of sleeping with a breathing fossil.

    • I’ll go further than that. Anyone who isn’t at least a little butch or a little femme every now and then is putting on an act. I know plenty of straight guys who have at least one mannerism a lot of people would think was girly and a lot of very straight feminine women who can butch it up when they need to. I get that some people fall pretty far on one end of the spectrum or the other but this phobia about appearing too effeminate or not feminine enough is a trap and it makes a lot of people miserable (and not just the gay people in the closet).

      Be yourself. Enjoy what you enjoy, and give a big “Mind your own fucking business” to anyone who doesn’t like it.

      • marshlc

        It really is a spectrum, and most of us are in the middle somewhere.
        I worked with little kids for years. Now, older preschoolers are the gatekeepers for gender expectations – they have just learned all these “rules” and are determined to enforce them. Yet, even with all that, they are still pretty free and innocent and act the way they want to act – “I’m a girl so I get the pink cup and I’ll punch you in the nose if you don’t give it to me” kinda thing.

        And what I observed, over and over, with hundreds of different kids, was that in any group of say twenty kids, there would be two or three boys who were naturally extremely masculine. Two or three very feminine girls. And the rest just a bunch of puppies in the middle, playing with cars and blocks and dolls and dishes, dressing up in a flowing robe, a sparkly crown, and a catchers mitt.

  • oikos

    Of course they can

    • Soren456

      You weren’t supposed to see that.

      • oikos

        There’s no unseeing that. 🙂

        • Bad Tom

          We can try.

          • oikos

            I love that button, just wish it worked. 🙂

    • AtticusP

      Tammy Faye Bakker and Pat Robertson had a love child?!?!

      • William

        Those eyebrows were stolen from Marlene Dietrich.

    • Timothy Kincaid

      Simply gorgeous as a woman

      • TampaDink

        You & I have different definitions of gorgeous.

      • oikos

        I suggest the services of an eye specialist. 🙂

      • Soren456

        I noticed what you did there.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Who’s a pretty girl? Pat…YOU’RE a pretty girl!

  • Blobby

    Pat – if I butched up just a little more, I could become a top.

  • bambinoitaliano

    I’m a man’s man. If that is not butch and masculine enough, I do not know what is.

  • John T

    That’s not how it works!

  • PLAINTOM

    Marion says what ?

  • Bj Lincoln

    We can make fun of him but it doesn’t change the fact that he has a huge audience who believes this shit. He is part of the reason we continue to be demonize. At what point do we make it clear that this shit has to stop? Him and Bryan Fissure counter everything we are to millions of listeners EVERYDAY! Can’t the FCC come down on them about the way they preach hate and lies against….well….everyone? The freedom of speech has it’s limits already, so adding outright lies to demonize a group is not a stretch.

  • Blake Jordan

    You get fem heters and masc homos…

    • SockMikey

      … and fem tops and butch bottoms.

      He is just so confused, but as BJ Lincoln said below he has a large audience that believes the crap he’s dishing.

  • Sam_Handwich

    yawn. gender and sexuality, two different things

    • True but in their strange world where homosexuality is a developmental disorder it is quite easy for them to pretend that this disorder has effected both the individual’s sexual orientation and their conformity to gender roles. They conflate the two and because they have a terrible case of confirmation bias they ignore all the cases that don’t fit into this stereotype of theirs.

      • RoFaWh

        They have the confusions.

  • MikeBx2

    A satisfying and fulfilling life does not require that you “act” like anything, but rather simply be who you are. And another good piece of advice is to never, ever seek advice from delusional old men.

  • geoffalnutt

    Pat’s outlook aspires to the brand new world of 1951. He was only in his 60s, then.

  • Drake

    This guy needs a brain transplant.

    • RoFaWh

      Brain transplant? Doesn’t that imply, contrary to fact, that he already has a brain?

  • Sweetheart, I lift weights, watch every single NASCAR Cup race (and most of the support races), working on season tickets for football, drink whiskey and scotch straight up, have a beard, and never use hair product.

    None of which changes a damn thing about the fact that I love men, you lumpy, clumpy clod.

  • “if he wants to be a man there is no reason he can’t start
    acting like one” once again the anti-gays are falling into the typical routine of confusing sexual orientation with perceived notions of what counts as “masculine” or “effeminate”. The truth is that a guy can fall closely in line with the dominate narrative of what “masculine” is while still being gay and another guy can be completely heterosexual while being very “effeminate” in how he comes off. Changing how one related to gender norms doesn’t change sexual orientation no matter how much the anti-gays want to pretend that it does.

    • PLAINTOM

      You’re correct but the big words REALLY confuse them.

    • Steve Teeter

      True. I had a friend in college who came off as gay as you can get, but he liked girls. Seriously.

  • TexPlant

    Oh Pat just walk towards the light (of oncoming traffic) already!

  • AtticusP

    I just pictured Pat Robertson wearing black leather ass-less chaps.

    Should you ever need to induce vomiting, that’s the ticket.

  • shellback

    “I’m more of a man than you’ll ever be – and more of a woman than you’ll ever get.”

  • Ben in Oakland

    Religious grifters could totally become morally straight if only they would stop both the religion and the grifting.

  • Richard Rush

    While it’s not possible for gays to become straight by butching up,
    Christians could totally become atheists if they would just accept reason as their personal savior.

  • Mike in Texas

    Oh dear, he’s off his Aricept again.

  • non

    “Can God change a gay homosexual to a straight homosexual?” Yes, but you’ll still always be a homosexual.

  • RobynWatts

    And, you could resemble a human being somewhat if you learn to shut that pie hole of yours up, Marion.

  • Rocketeer500

    Why doesn’t he self-rapture already?

    • TampaDink

      Because rapture, like the rest of the religion mumbo-jumbo is all made up.

      • pickypecker
        • TampaDink

          Go through the wallets/purses of everyone who no longer needs their stuff?

        • SockMikey

          I’ll just start Blondie’s song from the beginning… 🙂

          • TampaDink

            Cadillacs, Lincolns too.
            Mercurys & Subarus.
            And they don’t stop.
            To the punk rock.

        • BudClark

          Crack a brewski and blow a doobie.

  • pickypecker

    An oldie but a goodie for Pat:

    http://i.imgur.com/BUkAsLe.jpg

  • BaddogLtd
  • Kevin Perez

    Straight people could totally become gay if they would just mince about a little.

    • popebuck1

      You’d be surprised how threatened some straight men are by the color pink. I used to work for a state government agency that had lots of dealings with cops and firefighters, and at our big annual conference, I was in charge of putting together the handout packets. There were a ton of different documents and only six or seven paper colors to choose from, so I was using ALL the available options.

      Then someone had to warn me NOT to use pink. Because all these big macho cops and firefighters were apparently so insecure in their masculinity, they couldn’t touch pink paper even in a big sheaf of handouts, apparently lest they become screaming queens by osmosis or something.

      • Bradford Kelly

        I’ve spent my entire career in corporate banking and can attest to straight men being very threatened by the colour pink. I remember one day turning up to work in a Navy suit with a pink shirt and my colour choice was widely discussed and openly ridiculed by the male leadership team. This happened last year.

        My male direct reports were also asked what it was like to have a gay boss and if I asked them for sexual favours in return for pay rises and positive performance appraisals.

        Then there was the Woman who sexually harassed me – a Gay man. The bank couldn’t wrap its mind around that one.

        Or when asked by a straight male senior executive how my weekend was and when I replied that I had been in bed all weekend….

        “Oh Mate – I don’t want to hear about that”

        ……with the flu.

        Needless to say I no longer work for that bank and my lawyer helped with a suitable exit.

  • Schlukitz

    Not a day goes by that some dumb fuck like Pat Robertson does not make some degrading reference to LGBT people. It’s thie pet subject, day-after-day, week-after-week, month-after-month, year-after-year. It never stops.

    Why are they so fucking obsessed with homosexuality? It seems to be the uppermost thing in their warped, limited minds. Don’t they have problems and lives of their own that they should be working on?

  • Timothy Kincaid

    Not only can God change you, he will.

    So ignore Exodus International, which spent decades praying and trying and believing and butching up and really really really wanting God to make them straight. Until they finally said, ya know, if God is wanting to turn me straight, he’s putting in a half-assed job and taking his own sweet time about it; cuz nothing is changing.

    No, don’t listen to them. Pat knows better.

  • William

    Pull the fucking plug already!

    • 2guysnamedjoe

      Okay.

  • Hal

    A senile imbecile. Why anyone pays attention to this old fart is beyond me.

  • Arkansan

    Sorry Pat, I’m about as butch as it gets and I still crave the dick.

  • planetwingnuttia

    It sure didn’t help Rock Hudson.

  • Ronald Reagan is Dead!

    Listen Pat, While there is absolutely nothing wrong with my more effeminate LGBT Family members there are so many of us I doubt you could pick us out of a line up because we come in a range of tones from nelly queen to navy seal. So come shake my hand while I am wearing my AIDS Ring Pat.

  • popebuck1

    Apparently Pat has never watched all those Porno Pete videos from IML and Folsom Street. Give Pete a call, Pat! I’m sure he’d be glad to have you over to his basement screening room for a 48-hour marathon of the juiciest – I mean, most horrific and offensive stuff!

  • AuntieCol

    ugh

  • Justin

    Some of us are butch, some of us are fem, and most of us probably lie somewhere along the spectrum. All of us feel what we feel and love who we love. Fuck you very much, Pat, if you can’t deal with it. Don’t you have some diamond miners to go prey on?

  • ScottChicago
  • KQCA

    There’s something amiss between that man’s brain and his dick….but he’s taking it out on us instead of dealing with it.

  • Raise your hand if you know at least a dozen gay men butcher than Pat Robertson.

    Also raise your hand if you think that letter was written by someone on the staff and not from an actual “viewer”.

  • Cuberly

    I wouldn’t ask his “council” on how to freakin boil water.

    Are these questions real? I seriously don’t think so. It’s rather odd how they tend to follow the current talibanjelical talking points, almost verbatim. Evil evil evil man.

  • Rusty Redfield

    There are two things I like to do with a guy’s ass, and the other one is kick it.

  • Kissmagrits

    Jeez Pat!
    Does that mean if you start following the precepts of your precious Christ that you might qualify to be called Christian?

  • Circ09

    The other lesbian women on my softball team should get a kick out of this next practice. Never realized we needed to butch it up more to be less gay.

  • James

    Oh mercy, there are still people who think that butch guys can’t be gay!

  • jomicur

    Which gays, Pat? Burt Lancaster? Randolph Scott? Rock Hudson? Never mind that they were all closeted, Pat; any one of them was more butch in his sleep than you’ve been for the 180 years of your life.

  • Rick

    Said the man who hasn’t made his own testosterone since the 80s.

  • That Other Jean

    Yeah. And Pat could totally become (or at least be mistaken for) sane if he would just shut up. That won’t be happening, either.

  • TexPlant

    To quote the inimitable Dora Lee, “I say we hire a couple of wranglers to up and beat the shit out of him.”

  • BobSF_94117

    He obviously hasn’t been paying attention to Eugene.

  • sdnative1958

    ….aaaand then when God doesn’t change you, it’s because you must have done something wrong/didn’t pray hard enough so you jump off a bridge.

  • I’m 6′ tall. I’m built like a brick wall. I drive a semi. And my girlfriend adores me. How much more butch do I need to be in order to be straight, Pat? Oh, wait…

  • Gerry Fisher

    Pat, come visit Bear Week in ptown or Dore Alley. You fucking douche! (On second thought…stay home and rot!)

  • Steven Leahy

    I dunno Pat, I have met some pretty butch gay guys in my life, LOL, and some pretty femme lesbians…

  • Fox

    If this show had a few more characters and a laugh-track it could probably make it as a primetime sit-com.

  • Anyone else think its time for a change.org petition to Baker Act the senile old man?

  • Tom (Winnipeg)

    To contradict him seems pointless, since his brain has been destroyed by his religious fervor and superstitious nonsense.

  • JCF

    “If They Would Just Butch Up”

    So, Patricia, what’s your excuse?

  • perversatile

    well lah-dee-fuckin-da

  • KarenAtFOH

    Made it to 1:08 before my nice mexican dinner threatened to reject me. And I will never see those precious seconds ever again. Sigh.

  • josephsinger

    Sorry that somebody woke pat up from his nap. He can be very irritable if he doesn’t get enough of a nap.

  • David

    Perhaps the good reverend needs a trip to the dungeon where there are some real men waiting to show him what real men do…..If his wife is the top in their f-ed up relationship, being in a sling for a few hours should not bother him in the least. Anyone agree? Rape his ass good…..

  • Geezus Christ

    I don’t believe a word he says. I’ve clicked the heels on my ruby red slippers a thousand times, but they still haven’t turned into combat boots.

  • Tom (Winnipeg)

    Butch up? And ignore authenticity? Not I. Why would I want to turn happiness into misery and confusion? Be off with you, sicko!

  • Secure

    I’m just here to listen to the Right Wing Watch jingle 🙂

  • DaveMiller135

    Oh, Pat. I disdain you, I disdain you, I disdain you.

    [Somewhere there’s a little old lady, perhaps a little old lady of the mind, telling me that’s not how any of this works.]

  • PULLTHEPLUG!PULLTHEPLUG!GODDAMMIT
    SOMEBODYPULLTHEFUKKINPLUG!!!

  • From the Heartland

    So a cross-dresser has a family. So what? Many “absolutely beautiful” women (as Pat called him) are totally straight and just like to dress up in women’s clothes. That doesn’t make them gay. And if you think you’re gay but get “cured”, then you probably weren’t gay to begin with, but maybe questioning. What an a-hole this guy is.

  • sword

    Oh…Pat…welcome to Folsom Street!

  • Kara Connor

    Robertson’s comments should in no way – and I think this bears repeating – in no way, be construed to mean that he spends a lot of time thinking about butch gay guys. Nor do his frequent comments on gay sex indicate that it is something that oft occupies his mind. Just wanted to clear that up.