Michelle Duggar Roller Skates To YMCA

Raw Story reports:

The Duggar family is clearly not sulking around their aircraft carrier of a house and hanging their heads in despair after being dumped from TLC last week. E! Online reported Thursday that the reality-TV family posted a grainy cell phone video to their Facebook page this week of family matriarch Michelle Duggar roller skating to the Village People’s 1978 hit single, “YMCA.” “Check this out,” wrote daughter Jinger. “Our mom is so much fun! We had a blast skating together yesterday. Check it out. Her skills are mad! She out-skated the whole place…backwards!”

The Duggar family’s TLC program, 19 Kids and Counting was canceled by the network after admissions by eldest son Josh Duggar that he inappropriately touched and fondled his sisters and another girl when he was a teenager. Michelle Duggar was instrumental in helping the effort against a nondiscrimination law in Fayetteville, Arkansas. She recorded a robocall that went out to thousands of households in which she urged voters to strike down a city ordinance outlawing discrimination against LGBT people in housing, health care and other critical services.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    A dozen kids fell out on one lap around the rink.

    • KCMC

      [screen spit]
      just like the lil possums going for ride?

    • Snarkaholic

      I swear, I saw one ride out of her on a tricycle!

  • LonelyLiberal

    Hmm. That’s almost like dancing, so I don’t think she can do that.

    Also, don’t the skates get stuck in her 19 petticoats?

  • Blake Jordan

    Are they going to “produce” their own show on YouTube, to continue fame-whoring?

    • LonelyLiberal

      You have to ask? cf. the Sarah Palin channel, pay per view to see pure crap.

      • Mark

        At least that is finally gone – sp that is.

        • David Walker

          …until she runs as vp for trump.

      • Treg Brown

        Fortunately the Palin channel is shutting down. She claims (again) that she’s being silenced, but she just doesn’t have enough subscribers.

        So she’s quitting again…

        • oikos

          No fux work for her or channel. Can it finally be that she will slink away under her rock?

          • David Walker

            Ha. Haha. Hahahahahahahahaha.

        • Harley

          Governor quitter quitter cry baby

  • barracks9

    Backwards? BURN THE WITCH!!!!!

    • bkmn

      Don’t you mean the harlot with that artificially curly hair?

      • barracks9

        Sure, but I was content with an economy of words, for a change.

    • Rocco Gibraltar

      And did you see how the slut was suggesting fat ankles? WHORE!

      • StSean

        cankles are the devil’s playground.

    • MarkOH

      She has got a wart

  • Sk3ptic

    Can we vote on whether she’s allowed to enjoy gay anthems?

    • Gerry Fisher

      I vote No!!!

    • Rocco Gibraltar

      We can vote, and the answer is NO. And if bitch tries to do a thing to “It’s raining men” I will cut her.

      • KCMC

        PLEASE, cut her
        hair.

        • Prixator

          No. Cut her tubes (if you are a medical professional, of course)!

          I’m sure that, even without the teevee show, they want to get to an even number – before time runs out!

          But, at least one child will be saved from a miserable upbringing.

          • Platos_Redhaired_Stepchild

            I think she’s hit menopause so no tubal ligation necessary.

      • Snarkaholic

        In her case, it’s more like “it’s raining SE-men”!

    • Blake J Butler

      considering the self-righteous bitch thinks its okay to vote on other peoples rights in what they can and cannot do, i vote that she can ABSOFUCKINLUTELY NOT enjoy anthems!

  • VodkaAndPolitics

    Oh yes, they are regulars at the Roller Rink. In fact, Josh will very often park his white van in front of St Aloysius Grammar School for Girls in the evenings and ask the kids if they’d like to come with him.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    A uterus on wheels is not something I want to see in the morning, or ever.

    • lattebud

      At least she pinned it up so it wasn’t dragging

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        It has to be folded, wrapped and cinched like a giant tarp.

        • lattebud

          Or Phyllis Schafly’s hair and temperament.

      • ClevelandJim

        LMFAO!!!

  • MBear

    not very graceful, is she

    • teeveedub

      Hey, I’d like to see you try roller skating backwards for Jeebus to the gay national anthem in that sister wives’ dress. Then we’ll talk.

      • MBear

        you want video or to see it live? Roller skate, roller blade, can do.

        Give me something challenging, sugar – then we’ll talk. 🙂

      • MBear

        Oh, wait…and then I realized your joke: about as easy as chewing, right? LOL

        I shouldn’t post when it’s like 5 days before my wedding. ZOOM! Right ovah mah hed

        • teeveedub

          Happy Wedding!

    • Soren456

      No. But that just makes Jim Bob horny.

      • MBear

        okay…ew

  • shellback

    How nice for her. Luckily, law enforcement turned a blind eye so she doesn’t have to do her roller skating in prison.

  • bkmn

    I hear YouTube doesn’t pay anywhere as well as the Touching Little Children network.

  • medaka

    Blasphemy. The victimless crime.

    • Prixator

      Blasphemy, along with Apostasy! Victimless.

    • Doug105

      Choose your own blasphemy file dump.

      • Snarkaholic

        Ha-ha…and the pic with Dunkin’ Donuts was taken here in Atlantic City!

    • JohnoFr

      Rare And lovely to see something SO wrong

  • Austin Bennett

    Only one of the gayest songs ever…

    • David Walker

      Why, Mr. Bennett. (clutches beads) Whatevuh do you mean?

    • MarkOH

      I was at my 20th HS reunion. I was standing next to a girl who I had had a huge crush on when a teen (it was OK – my husband was standing next to me). They started playing YMCA and she turned to me and said “don’t you just love this song?” And I said “it’s sort of our national anthem”. We had a great laugh.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    Of all the songs. LOL

  • bryan

    ‘She out-skated the whole place’ / Yes, when competing with children.

    • lattebud

      Who were home schooled and never allowed to roller skating at normal hours with those heathens that go to public school

  • teeveedub

    The only time I’d actually choose to see Michelle Duggar on roller skates would be getting slammed up against the rails during a roller derby event.

    • bambinoitaliano

      She get slam up her entire life. How do you think she spawn those duggaries?

  • Rex

    She should have spent more time skating and less time procreating.

  • SockMikey

    I heard she’s boning up to try out for the “Roller Girl” roll in the Boogie Nights remake…

    • LonelyLiberal

      Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

      I’d go on, but I ran out of W’s and have to make more. Gluing two V’s together is against code.

  • oikos

    YMCA? Does she know how many hot man on man blowjobs have been received with that song playing in the background?

  • Mister Don

    Who would have thought that she could remain vertical, and with her legs together, for that long.

    • ClevelandJim

      ewwww

    • Snarkaholic

      That reminds me of a joke:
      Q: What did Michelle Duggar’s right leg say to her left leg?
      A: Nothing…they’ve never met!

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    “Our mom is so much fun! We had a blast skating together yesterday. Check it out. Her skills are mad! She out-skated the whole place…backwards!”

    Too bad her skills didn’t extend to child rearing. If they had then perhaps five children including four of her own would not have been molested.

    • David Walker

      I haven’t a clue why this came to mind. It just did. It’s Monday, not enough coffee, “Her skating skills should have extended to child rearing, but we can’t have everything.” Start the clip at 1:20.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-KGiwGn1d8

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        I used to love those old B&W movies when I was a kid. (And always disappointed that real life wasn’t anywhere near as glamorous!)

        I guess in this case it means one can’t have everything, David. Glad Michelle has mad skating skills even if she didn’t have a clue how to properly raise the litter she popped out.

    • lattebud

      Backwards….

      Gee that some up her beliefs in child rearing, women’s parity, a wife’s role, etc.

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        I’ll say.

  • Arkansan

    I wonder how many times that roller rink has cleaned up afterbirth from the vagina on wheels?

  • IamM

    Can we clarify that, TLC network eventually canceled their show long after Josh admitted to molesting five younger children, including four of his sisters?

  • Greg B.

    Jinger…with a J? Barf.

    • Cherry

      And here I was pronouncing it like Bing-er but with a J instead of a B

  • Greg B.

    Doesn’t she know that song is a celebration of homosexual sodomy?

    • lattebud

      Maybe she’d like some sodomy. Probably feel better and she won’t wind up preggers with a high-risk baby in the neonatal intensive care until with a dozen tubes/monitors. All the time, looking into the calendar and proclaiming how it’s god’s plan and fake a sincere smile while stroking the babies forehead, which is smaller than a postage stamp.

    • Halloween_Jack

      Another way of looking at “skating backwards” is “going in ass-first.” Just sayin’.

      • Greg B.

        Maybe if she’d gone in ass first a little more often she wouldn’t have 19 kids.

      • Snarkaholic

        Didn’t Aleister Crowley tell his followers to walk/write/etc. backwards?
        Someone call the exorcist!

    • StraightGrandmother

      I had no idea until I started reading Joe My God.

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    I am sure she is being courted for a future season of “Dancing with the, er, Stars”.

  • Ninja0980

    YMCA, her son’s favorite hunting grounds.

  • Michael Rush

    they roller skate backwards when they realize it’s time to give birth to the antichrist .

  • How sad she is skating to a gay theme, when you know at least one of the kids, if not more are LGBT. And you know they will not take it well at all when the child(ren) come out.

  • Dot Beech

    Backwards. Of course backwards. Everything in the woman’s life is backwards.

  • “She out-skated the whole place…backwards!”

    Of course she was skating backwards. If any of her spawn where jumping for freedom she had to be able to see where they hit the rink.

    • KCMC

      [lunch on screen]

  • 2patricius2

    It’s a good thing Michelle wore a long dress. Otherwise her skating would have been obscene.

    • bambinoitaliano

      She would have to hide her hanging ovaries somehow.

  • Toasterlad

    Skating to a song about dudes fucking at the Y? Enjoy hell, Michelle!

  • JDM

    If her “skillz” are so mad, why doesn’t she try doing a triple lutz? I hope she falls and auto-abortions that reptilian proto-ooze all over the skating rink.

  • countervail

    Ironic perhaps, but can we stop talking about horrible people and not give them free publicity?

  • Blake J Butler

    im suprised that “A” she is rollerblading, “B” rollerblading to a gay anthem, and not protesting that it be swtiched to more “wholesome” music. I can’t stand these people with their pedosmiles and their creepy children. its like “come join us, so we can play “quiverfull” doctor with you being the patient and Josh being the doctor. (shudders)

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Mr. Butler, that is not rollerblading. That is rollerskating. 🙂

      • Blake J Butler

        Sorry, autocorrect was being a bitch with me this morning. And I guess I overlooked the word.

        • Johnny Wyeknot

          I only bring it up because she looked so clunky!

          • Blake J Butler

            Her body probably still is, with 19 kids that came out of that uterus ? Yikes! I don’t even want to know what hers looks like.

            I imagine her vagina looks like those face-sitter monsters from the alien franchise. Especially when they hatch from their pods.

  • DasNic

    Apologies if this as already been said, but the why are they using the words “inappropriately touched” instead of “molested”? The first is much, much softer on the crime.

  • Webslinger
  • LottaGoo

    Do people really understand exactly why it’s fun to stay at the YMCA?

    • Webslinger

      I do…

  • bambinoitaliano

    Does leviticus permit roller skating? Isn’t that punishable by making a trek to Mt Sinai and trim the bush of god?

  • DaveMiller135

    “You can do whatever you feel.” But then you Duggars know all about that.

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    It’s fun to M-O-L-E-S-T!

  • bambinoitaliano

    A couple of embryos are hanging on to dear life. Haven’t experience such windy condition since she last queefed.

  • Bruno

    The Village People should sue for defamation.

  • justmeeeee

    When I was growing up in a small town in the South, all the redneck girls had to become proficient at skating backwards. That’s how you got a man!

    • Sk3ptic

      Works for me!

  • StSean

    an anthem to pre-aids anonymous bareback gay sex in what was essentially a catholic church-sponsored bathhouse, but, yeah, LET’S SKATE!

  • RobynWatts

    Keep moving faster, Michelle! I’m sure you can break the time barrier and get your TV show back if you keep skating round and round backwards!

  • Octavio

    Isn’t she worried about taking a fall causing her uterus to prolapse? Or did that already happen with the 9th spawn of duggar demon seed?

  • Irish856

    I always knew that she had a BACKWARDS way of THINKING… Now I know why… she LIVES her whole life Backwards

    LOL

  • StraightGrandmother

    I think she looks absolutely ridiculous in that stupid long skirt.
    Who wears a long skirt roller skating?
    This bit about it is the responsibility of women to hide their bodies so as not to tempt men just drives me crazy.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      I’m glad she did.

  • D. J.

    More skating, less breeding and grifting and there would be fewer abuser/abused kids on the planet.

  • ClevelandJim

    Is this the pilot for their new self-produced show?

  • She probably had to have specially made titanium pinned underwear to keep her cooch from unfurling and acting like a parachute on a dragster.

  • perversatile

    my Momma done told ya’

  • JCF

    “Michelle Duggar Roller Skates To YMCA”

    I shit you not, I read this as “Michelle Bachmann Roller Skates to YMCA” (I had this whole joke mentally composed where I said “Ladybird Bachmann does another verb to YMCA, which starts w/ a “b” and ends (!) w/ an “-uttfuck”)

    Feh, the Duggars. If possible, they’re even more disgusting than the Bachmanns…

  • dws3665

    “If they can feel proud of their kids, just cuz they can stand on their heads in the deep end, I can feel proud of my mom for skating backwards in a circle.”

  • BudClark

    Michelle Duggar. Roller Skates. YMCA. Right. Got it.

  • wmforr

    When I was commuting from Madison to Milwaukee, in inclement weather I would get a room at the YMCA.

    Had some fun times there. Hope Michelle does, too.