Hillary Applauds Equality Act

  • Gustav2

    Little man, you are already covered.

  • another_steve

    Oy vay, Ben.

    Please take your clothes off, stand there in the corner and tug on it for five minutes while I “take notes,” and then go to the curb outside my house, put a trash bag around your head, and await the next scheduled garbage pickup.

    • JT

      Tug on it? He hasn’t been able to find it since he was “assaulted” by having Zoey put her hand on his neck.

      • another_steve

        True. Such a monster that Zoey is. lol.

        But such a loss to faggotdom that cute Ben Shapiro is.

        You know that science fiction old chestnut — where they erase someone’s mind and replace it with another?

        Can they do that to Ben?

        Can I, like, have Ben… but with a nice mind?

  • wc1e

    Ben your religious equality is guaranteed under the 1st amendment.

    • j.martindale

      You misunderstand. Ben objects to discrimination against religious people who choose to discriminate on the basis of deeply felt religious beliefs.

      • Gustav2

        And they have said “Civil Rights” are about race and not us for so long they dare not admit they are covered in the 1964 act, too.

    • Gustav2

      The Civil Rights Act of 1964 (Pub.L. 88–352, 78 Stat. 241, enacted July 2, 1964) is a landmark piece of civil rights legislation in the United States[5] that outlawed discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, or national origin.[6] It ended unequal application of voter registration requirements and racial segregation in schools, at the workplace and by facilities that served the general public (known as “public accommodations”).

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_Rights_Act_of_1964

      • Sam_Handwich

        hey gustav….saw this on twitter and thought of you 🙂

        https://twitter.com/WipeHomophobia/status/624328638868000769

        • Gustav2

          Watched ‘Impastor’ on the DVR and the “gay” pastor is Lutheran, too.

        • Robincho

          And not surprisingly, either, since they are able to spell “separation” correctly…

          • Gustav2

            It helps the Lutheran ordained have to go to a accredited 4 year college before being accepted in the seminary.

    • Kissmagrits

      But, his biological genus is still in question.

      • Joseph Miceli

        Seriously! He does look like a troglodyte. Say, maybe he and Trolita would make a good pair!

        • Bill_Perdue

          Hillary Clinton, unlike you, no longer supports DOMA.

          She had a last minute political ‘conversion’, aka, bigot rebranding. “Hillary Clinton evolved on same-sex marriage within the first 72 hours of her presidential run, as her campaign said Wednesday that the former secretary of state now backs marriage equality as a US constitutional right.

          The about-face, dropped as Clinton was preparing the second of two progressive-leaning appearances in Iowa, represents a significant – if not completely unexpected – shift from her previous statements that same-sex marriage should be legislated state-by-state rather than on the federal level.” http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/apr/15/hillary-clinton-gay-marriage-presidential-campaign?CMP=EMCNEWEML6619I2

          Self loathers like you don’t even bother to rebrand.

          • Gene

            no one listens to you
            We all disdain you.
            You are a lousy proponent of your causes.
            .
            simple as that.

          • Bill_Perdue

            The hatred of rightwingers and racists like you is proof positive that you’re getting desperate and that you have no politics but hate.

          • Joseph Miceli
          • Bill_Perdue

            Pathetic, and as always, useless. I mean you of course.

          • Joseph Miceli

            Trolita, I’ll always love you. Don’t ever change.

          • Bill_Perdue

            ^^^^^^

          • Joseph Miceli

            How kind of you to post a self portrait. You might want to get tested, by the way…oh… i forgot that you can’t get a willing partner. Never mind.

          • Bill_Perdue

            Try something better than, “no, no, no it’s you” Pathetic little piggy.

          • Joseph Miceli

            I know you are but what am I?

  • Whaaaa! Denigrating homersexuals is no longer acceptable in civilized society! WHAAA!!!

    • Joseph Miceli

      You misspelled “homosexshules.”

    • Amanda B. Rekendwith

      Don’t forget… “and they stole the rainbow!!! WHAAA”

  • WildGift

    Zip it, Damien!

    • Joseph Miceli

      Every clip of Ben Shapiro should have a sound track of “Carmina Burana” playing in the background! Literally laughing out loud at that. Thanks!

      • Robincho

        Parts of Carmina (e.g., “In trutina mentis”) are achingly beautiful. You’re referring specifically to the twin choruses which open and close the work (“Fortuna imperatrix mundi”). That’s when old (Schlafly, Robertson, Tapley, et al.) & young
        (Shapiro, Peters, Cameron, et al.) alike join in to
        bang on sheets of tin, thus creating the stormy sounds outside of Del Gaudio’s warehouse…

        • Joseph Miceli

          If I had written “Fortuna imperatrix Mundi” no one would have gotten the joke…except you of course!

          • Robincho

            We worldly empresses have gotta stick together!…

  • BearEyes

    plenty of religious protections already – and way too many tax exemptions.

    • David L. Caster

      And far too many carve-outs and general deference to religion.

  • shellback

    Religious people are mentally ill. They do not need protection, they need a cure.

    • Bill

      Well, from the demons and stuff…

    • Kissmagrits

      Or maybe there’s a reasonable replacement for
      the catacombs of ancient Rome – perhaps our storm drains, sewers or steam tunnels. We all recognize their ubiquitous fishy symbol, the Ichthys – so they’ll have to agree on a new symbol to ID their hidey-holes.

      • zhera

        May I suggest the dollar sign $?

        • Joseph Miceli

          Perfect, since they love Capitalism more than the Pope that they profess to follow.

    • JT

      They’re already given undeserved special treatment. They should be taxed.

    • b

      They have to bake and serve a cupcake, then get paid for doing it. Big fucking problem.

  • Mark

    Oh Ben. You clever snivelling lil boy…..

  • TampaDink

    I wish someone would introduce that asshole Shapiro to a large group of religious LGBT folks. They exist…I know, since I used to be one. Thankfully, some things can be changed.

    • canoebum

      Why inflict HIM on a group of otherwise contented people? What did they do to deserve that?

      • TampaDink

        I understand the cruelty of doing so but hope that they’d collectively take one for the team & offer up their sacrifice for the poor souls in purgatory.

  • JT

    Li’l Benny: Our right to discriminate against you based on religion defeats any other right.

  • Bill

    What a little shit weasel this punk is.

  • TexPlant

    since when are religious people discriminated against? They are often the ones doing the discriminating.

  • JR

    Religious protections are ALREADY in place, Mr. Ben “Butthurt” Shapiro, and have been for some time.

  • CB

    He’s a great stinking turd. I don’t usually like to be so crass, as it’s not a great point of argument. But he begs for it. The little shit.

  • Ninja0980

    The 1964 Civil Rights Act already protects religious beliefs Ben.
    And unlike being LGBT, religious beliefs are 100% a choice.

    • HadenoughBS

      Ben stays in a perpetual hissy fit!

      • Bonobo

        Deeply closeted boys are often in a state of angry hissyness 😉

      • If your unibrow wouldn’t grow together so would you.

  • Circ09

    How does one so young become so hateful? So many showboats on the right I feel like are mostly in it for the money but I think that little slime actually believes the things that come out his hole. Baffling.

    • Ninja0980

      I would say his parents.

      • Octavio

        It’s the ISIS internet recruiting.

      • canoebum

        I’d like to know where he grew up. Forest Hills? Bronxville? Howard Beach? I look at him and see an entitled Jewish kid, overly spoiled by his parents, smothered by his mother and used to getting his way all the time. He feels put upon if he has to ask twice. I know the type. I was in a relationship with one who looked just like him for seven, stormy years. The sex was good, but oh, boy! demanding and…bitch, bitch, bitch.

    • gaylib

      The closet is a horrible thing.

  • olandp

    Poor little Benny. His mommie needs to explain anti-discrimination laws to him. Religion is the first thing protected, which is why he gets to live with “normal” people instead of the Jewish ghetto, or the camps.

    • Octavio

      Or the state-run mental hospital where we would have put in before Reagan. 🙂

  • bambinoitaliano

    I see that our little boy Ben has recover enough from the horrendous assault by auntie Zoey Tur to make a comment from his hospital bed.

    • Robincho

      Yeah, but the reporters had to obtain clearance from the I.C.U. staff first…

      • 2guysnamedjoe

        Don’t make fun! He’s still suffering flashbacks and epic bouts of urinary incontinence.

  • KnownDonorDad

    Yes, it’s getting so that you have to go a few blocks before you hit another church.

  • JR
    • Nick in Pasadena

      I think I’m now warming up a little to the guy on the right!

    • gaylib

      It;s like he’s trying to look badass or something. I wonder what that picture was for.

      • Rainbows > Crosses

        More ‘bad hair’ than ‘bad ass’. I think that photo was for Ben’s Middle School Hall Monitor badge, which I’m told he still wears.

        • Joseph Miceli

          Dear Sir,
          Please excuse little Ben from P.E. class. Benny says the boys in the locker room are too rough.
          Signed,
          Ben’s Mom

  • Christophe

    Ben Shapiro need to be taken out to the parking lot and surrounded by the strength and beauty of Trans Women, until he cries.

    • Joe in PA

      which will be about a nano-second.

  • Joe in PA

    whiny little bitch sez what?

    • barracks9

      And since when are religious people natural ANYTHING?

      • Joseph Miceli

        Well, isn’t celibacy natural? Virgin Birth? Enjoying getting slapped twice in the face? Oops, didn’t mean to piss off anyone in the leather community! Scratch that last one, folks!

  • Nick in Pasadena

    Good employee who happens to be gay yet doesn’t harass others to “become” gay and has no problem working with others who aren’t gay = protected.

    Good employee who chooses to be religious yet doesn’t harass others to adopt his/her religion or its teachings and has no problem working with others who aren’t religious = protected.

    There, Ben, see how it works? It’s called “equality”.

  • John Kusters

    Does this have even the most minuscule chance to reach the floor of either chamber? I just can’t see Boehner or McConnell allowing debate on the bill, much less both of them. Am I being too cynical?

    • LonelyLiberal

      Not cynical at all. Cynical would be noting that the Democrats always bring these things up when they have no hope of passage, but ignore them when there are broad Dem majorities (mostly to avoid showing the weaknesses on the civil rights front to the hoi polloi).

      This won’t go anywhere, but serves as political grand-standing to show that the Republicans simply won’t allow the legislation to move at all.

    • canoebum

      The UAFA (Uniting American Families Act), a simple bill to change a few words in the nation’s immigration law to allow gay Americans to sponsor their foreign-born partners, was introduced into every Congress from 1992 until DOMA was overturned.

  • oikos

    Ben’s parents neglected their duties. He should have had to cut a lot of switches.

    http://media.giphy.com/media/VWIeyyUQNpFra/giphy.gif

  • Megrim Twist

    Whiny little Ben is whiny (and little, no doubt).

  • noni

    Ben you already have “special rights” as a Christian.

  • BaddogLtd

    Show me on the doll where your religious freedoms were violated Ben…

    • KP

      That’s fucking brilliant.

  • Blake J Butler

    In a perfect world, non-discrimination laws wouldn’t be needed. However because religious folks contradict their faith by discriminating against people in name of their religion, that is why such laws are needed, no one should be denied service because of who they are, or because some fucking black book “told them to discriminate”.

    And these same folks wonder why church attendance is declining noticeably every year. I say good riddance.

  • cheakamus

    What a little tit that boy is!

  • Clive Johnson

    Little boy, you do not know what you are talking about. When you do, get back to us.

  • geoffalnutt

    Extreme religious people need to live in their respective holy lands, then. Not in America – especially since they hate it. It’s so simple that I must be missing something.

    • Eric in Oakland

      Unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately), they always want the same “holy” land…

    • canoebum

      Unfortunately for the USA, the right wing religionists believe “God gave them” this land. Of course, in order for “God” to make this land grant, several million native Americans had to be dispossessed of their homes and territories, usually at the point of a gun.

  • GodAin’tDead-ItNeverExisted

    When everything is a threat, everyone seems threatening. If religious “people” would stop fighting against everyone else’s Equality, maybe they wouldn’t feel so threatened? Give up false gods, lose genuine fear.

  • A Black

    🙂

  • Transgressive

    Ben is still doing the ‘sullen teen’ routine well into his 31st year. Grow the fuck up, punk, ’cause the next tranny might break your goddamned next, and you could end up shitting your bed every night like dickless Tommy Peters.

    P.S.: I’ll pitch in the first dollar to a legal defense fund for the lady who clocks him too.

  • fuow

    Interesting how ‘religious’ is solely defined as ‘gay-hating christer’.

    • Once a word’s been adequately and accurately described why keep talking?

  • justmeeeee

    Oh wow! She likes us! She really likes us!

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Except for religious people, who should get to do whatever the fuck they feel like doing, naturally.

  • BudClark

    Poor li’l Bennie! Go sit on an unlubricated dreidel, and let the adults run the government.

  • Steverino

    As if some LGBT people aren’t religious.

    Not that it is even an issue here, of course.

  • JCF

    To Benji, I (LGBT *and* religious) apparently don’t exist.

  • Mark

    Oh Benny, I hope you don’t break when you fall off that pearly white pedestal of superiority and privilege. Wait……yes I do.

  • Jeffrey

    I’m glad Ben reminded us that religious white men are the group that needs the most protection in this country.

  • delk

    Cowards gotta cower.

  • Silver Badger

    Does Ben Shapiro want all religious people protected? Muslims? Hindu’s? Really?

  • Jan Wesselius

    Take it easy on the Christians. It isn’t easy giving up the self proclaimed right to be God almighty himself.

  • Did someone say Twitter was going bankrupt soon? Any day now. Any day.

  • Bj Lincoln

    That Ben is one bitchy closet case. Piss off because us icky Queers want equal rights. I bet he can stomp his feet and hold his breath better than and boy in his class!

  • Ireyon

    Proof that while doxxing and threatening him is not ok, Shapiro still is a poisonous gnome.

    You have a whole amendment for yourself, stop whining.

  • DaveMiller135
  • Chris Baker

    People are free to practice their religion as they see fit, as long as it does not infringe on the rights of others. The “burden” of living by your religious beliefs is your own burden, and you have to make your own personal decisions based on that. If doing your job requires you to violate your religion, then you need to find a new job.

  • goofy_joe

    Benny, this line is getting old. I would hope that rational people in this country don’t actually believe that religious people are being persecuted by giving LGBT people civil rights.

  • Queequeg

    How is it that Ben Shapiro is still able to tweet? Isn’t he suffering from PTSD after his brutal attack from Zoey Tur? The poor man is so delicate.