KENYA: Anti-Gay Group Calls For Thousands To Protest Naked Against Obama Because Homosexuality

African Spotlight reports:

Kenya’s Republican Liberty Party has notified the authorities of its intention to mobilise 5,000 men and women to protest naked against President Barack Obama’s “aggressive support for homosexuality”. The party said it has already notified the authorities for protest scheduled to hold on July 22 and 23, coinciding with the U.S. president’s visit to Kenya. Vincent Kidala, the party’s leader, wrote to the Police on Monday to notify the authorities of the planned protest march from Nairobi’s Freedom Corner to the streets of the capital. He said the protest would involve “totally naked men and women” to “demonstrate the difference between men and women. “The procession shall be carried out by approximately 5,000 totally naked men and women to protest the President Barack Obama’s open and aggressive support for Homosexuality. “The party’s main objective is for him to understand the difference between a man and a woman,” he said in the letter to the Police.

Local activists are calling bullshit:

Denis Nzioka, a LGBTI rights activist in Kenya, has described the protest as the ‘height of stupidity’. ‘This is a kneejerk reaction after only 25 showed up at their last homophobic rally,’ he told Gay Star News. ‘I’m trying to figure out how exactly they figure 5,000 people will show up with no clothes on to protest Obama and gay rights. ‘This time, not even 25 people will show up.’ He added: ‘They want to show to the people and to Obama the “differences” between men and women, that a penis enters a vagina. That’s how they think, and that’s how stupid and ridiculous and ignorant this is. The Republican Liberty Party just trying to stay relevant.’ Kenyan lawmakers have attempted to put a gag order on Obama in order to stop him from mentioning LGBTI rights while he is in the country later this month. However State House has ignored this call, allowing the US president to speak freely.

  • Geezus Christ

    WOOF! How would I go about accompanying Obama on this trip? I would LOVE to wade through 5,000 naked Kenyans!

    • John P.

      5,000 naked black men? That might peak my interest for damn sure.

      • BobSF_94117

        I’m pretty sure I just saw Bryan Fischer rushing off to the passport office screaming something about needing to get on the official press plane.

  • cjs

    I take it these people were advised by the Rev. Ssempa of Uganda.

  • Sam_Handwich

    they should also eat da poo poo during the nude protest

    • Doug105

      If we mail them some now will it be there in time?

    • Happy Dance

      lick it like-ah de ice-ah cream-ah cone!

  • clarknt67

    Total foolishness. I hope they follow through. What a way to embarrass themselves as the eyes of the world watch.

    • Soren456

      Yeah. But they wouldn’t know that they had been embarrassed.

      • Todd20036

        Doesn’t matter if they are too stupid to realize this. They also highlight the stupidity of haters world wide.

        Which also works in our favor.

        • Soren456

          Yeah. I agree with the effect.

          But I don’t think they are stupid, I think they are unsophisticated.

          Which also works in favor of their government.

  • barracks9

    Do they think President Obama is unfamiliar with the differences between men and women? What would be so shocking in this sight? Is this some sort of perverse-reverse body shaming thing they’re attempting?

    Of all the ways to protest against the leader of another country supporting marriage equality, getting buck nekid never even crossed my mind. Getting naked is so much more fun in the right context.

    • David Walker

      Group shots could be interesting.

      • BlueberriesForMe

        I can only hope they’re showing off the men with the biggest pu-due-dees as well as the women with the biggest bazongas. National pride and all.

        • cleos_mom

          Although maybe a camera operator with a sense of humor could treat us to shots of the kinds of bodies you usually see at a water park. If you’re not careful, you’ll go blind or at least wish you would.

  • TommyTune

    Sounds like someone’s looking for an excuse to see lots of dangling pee-pees.

    • Robincho

      I would so totally eat da pee-pee…

  • Gyeo

    ” ‘They want to show to the people and to Obama the “differences” between men and women, that a penis enters a vagina. That’s how they think, and that’s how stupid and ridiculous and ignorant this is.”

    This stems from the ignorant idea that in a gay relation one must be “the man” and one must be “the women”, which itself stems for the idea that the “women” role must be inherently weak and inferior. In all the successful gay relationship I’ve seen, they aren’t broken down to a man/women dichotomy. They’re based on what each partner can contribute to this relationship. I think gay marriage will help straight people in this regard.

  • jomicur

    They must be using the same logic JONAH used to “cure” gays with naked parties and water slides.

    • Leiningen’s Ants

      “This week in ‘N-Words Be Fuckin’ Stupid As Hell’…”

    • wmforr

      Shades of Manif pour Tous!

  • noni

    Please don’t let Maggie Gallagher be nekid in public.

    • Octavio

      Then again, she just might melt away in the sweltering Kenyan sunshine. “-)

    • Soren456

      Wholly cow!


  • danolgb

    This sounds like some mighty fine trolling to me.

  • JaniceInToronto

    5000 naked men and women eh?
    Sounds like they got their math skills from One Million Moms.

  • Toasterlad

    How come we never get any naked anti-gay protestors HERE?

    If they’re going to exist, they might as well serve as eye-candy.

    • Cricket

      Because most of the ones here you don’t want to see. There’s not enough brain bleach.

      • Toasterlad

        Meh. Everyone is someone’s type. I’m not that easily offended. I don’t mind sorting through the irregulars to find the perfect fit.

  • JT

    There will be a lot of wood to see, one way or the other.

  • Hue-Man

    They must have learned from all those semi-nude Manif pour Tous protestors!

    • pj

      think pink

      • Hue-Man

        The Russians really did rip off their flag. I wonder why they didn’t stick with fuchsia? Trop gai?

    • Todd20036

      As ridiculous as the Kenyans are, Manif pour still takes the tiara as the gayest homophobes ever.

      • DonnaLee

        Honestly, the first time they were mentioned here, I had to read it twice. They look like a segment of a pride parade every time.

        • Todd20036

          Yeah, the shirtless man in the foreground looks like a gay man.
          Actually, he may be one, and he’s unwilling to admit it.

        • William

          It looks like a gathering of the Pink Pistols.

    • David Walker

      Hmmmm. Brian Brown must have had something to do with this.

    • Versailles

      Il manifeste trop. Maman va finir par être au courant!
      Les boys are much prettier than les girls.

      • Robincho

        Just at the time when I say, “What the heck?”
        Here comes another enticing beau mec!

      • JCF

        But lez girls are more handsome…

    • Soren456

      Maybe something is lost in the translation.

    • GreatLakeSailor
      • licuado de platano

        They got their own hanky code too. The hand on the love handle is just a short reach from getting inside the overalls.

    • Jean-Marc in Canada

      Yup, the gayest anti-gay group on the planet.

      • JCF

        “gayest anti-gay”: notice how, world-wide, it’s invariably a redundancy?

        • Jean-Marc in Canada

          So true.

  • KnownDonorDad

    Well, that would one-up the Hommen in France, big time.

  • JT

    Yet another good way to inspire respect for Kenya and Kenyans.

  • KnownDonorDad
  • Gerry Fisher

    Is this odd trend of Doing Something Way Gay to Protest the Geys the social equivalent of “those who oppose homosexuality most intensely are often homosexual themselves”?! It’s so freakin’ bizarre that even straight people notice it.

  • AtticusP

    25 naked fools make up a “horde”?

    I did not know that.

    • pj

      its more of a gaggle

      • William

        I thought the collective for a bunch of naked folks is a dangle.

      • Todd20036

        Actually, it’s more of an orgy.

  • gaymex


  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Well, easier to find and eat da poo poo.

  • JT

    If these clever Kenyans are trying to display sexual mechanics they might consider that backdoor entry is a much better fit than frontdoor entry.

    • Octavio

      I have to admit that doggy-style is much easier. But I get so tired of looking at someone’s back and shoulders. I need to suck face and feel their naughty bits pressed against my stomach for the full on body contact effect. Sex can be so hard. 🙂

      • uhhuhh

        Pics or it didn’t happen. 🙂

        • Octavio

          You’ll just have to use your imagination. 🙂

        • GC


          Most of us reading this were conceived in acts of sex… where most of the participants didn’t want their pictures taken.

  • bkmn

    That will teach that bad Obama.

  • Elliott

    Any reason for a down low will do, I guess.

  • TexPlant

    say what??

  • KQCA

    I am up for any public nudity, as long as we can pre-screen, qualify, and determine the participants.

    • William

      There is only one of my neighbors I would want to see naked. The rest should wear Muu-muus to any such protest.

      • I actually have a few neighbors I’d love seeing naked. Especially one hot Latino Daddy!

      • Bad Tom

        Or full-length burkas.
        Yeah, burkas would do fine.

        • William

          You’ve been to my neighborhood!

  • Octavio

    So the cure for butt secks is to pull a full on giant National Geographic as a demonstration. Yeah. That’ll work.

  • dcurlee

    LOL. Yeah that will show him idiots

  • Todd Allis

    The protesters have no clothes? That’s the symbolism I’m seeing here.

    • DonnaLee

      Oh, good take on things!

    • billbear1961

      Excellent, Todd!

  • bambinoitaliano

    Please please take their pictures and post them on Google and be use as stock photos for pride and Folsom street fair. I will tweet to those nom, frc omm organization. I will use them as National Geographic referencing native tribe of Papa New Guinea, Amazon forest or any other regions. I’ll sell them to Reader’s Digest.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Wait for the French right wing nuts to complain about Kenyan stealing their idea.

    • billbear1961

      I was thinking the same thing!

      First Putin’s gangsters steal their gangster flag, and now THIS!

      • bambinoitaliano

        The straight bigots lack originality, they have to steal idea from each other across the oceans. Can’t hold a candle to Paul Coombs the artist who designed the “ISIS” flag at London pride highlighted by CNN.

  • Ben in Oakland

    It sounds like someone really desperately wants to see some naked people. Can’t imagine why!

  • uhhuhh

    “Watch us cling gullibly to our colonial oppressors’ religion!”

    • billbear1961

      After even THEY have begun to abandon it–or at least its ugliest defects–in droves!

  • William

    Whatever lifts your luggage….

    • noni

      Whatever powders your bottom.

  • Paula

    Nothing Gay about that! Nope, not a thing!

    • Stev84

      No homo!

  • JW Swift


    Now, if they throw in some choreography and end in a kick-line, now THAT just might be some decent entertainment!

  • BaddogLtd
    • Arkansan

      My favorite and often used line.

      • BaddogLtd

        Yeah that whole scene is great – “I worry that you’ll work in an office, have children and celebrate anniversaries”.

        • TreGibbs

          “Oh Ernie, have another pretzel for Christ’s sake..”

    • fuzzybits

      ” We’ll take you down to the Wagon Wheel bar and get you a job as a female impersonator.”

  • Ginger Snap

    5000 naked men in one spot, you all know what I’m thinking right. Panty change needed.

  • John T

    Getting naked with as many men as possible is my favorite way to protest homosexuality!

  • Greg B.

    Sounds hot.

  • Well that will teach President Obama! A “dangle” of naked folks protesting…umm what again? Oh yeah equal marriage.

    thanks William for the dangle usage.

  • Tor

    They are going to overcome their Christian modesty and go naked in public? We’ll see who shows up.

  • Stubenville

    What could possibly go wrong?

  • billbear1961

    There’s a physical difference between men and women?!


    Why was I not told?! *bites claws*

    Will OUR fascist cretins begin to protest in the nude?

    • Nexus1

      That will reduce NOM’s hate marches to single digit participants. Oh wait….

  • TominDC


  • Tallulah

    Bring on the peen pix!

  • Jason

    Sounds pretty gay to me

  • peacfulseas inWA

    Read the headlines and went straight to the comments. Y’all never disappoint. ; )

  • Jan Wesselius

    Maybe the only way they can get people notice the protest is by displaying their shortcomings.

  • Bj Lincoln

    I am so glad NOM never asked their followers to be naked. But then it might be funny to see 10 naked old folks in a huddle. I do hope someone takes pictures .

  • map

    Put the big ones down in front !!Woo Hooo !!!!

  • Gery Weißschädel

    And this accomplishes… what, exactly?

  • leastyebejudged

    Wow… I can’t even grasp the idiocy.

    • Is grasping allowed?

      • zhera

        Only heterosexual grasping!

  • Nexus1

    What makes me laugh the most is the idea that they think they can put a gag order on the leader of the free world. lol Yeah Obama is going to hold his tongue now and in Kenya of all places? Don’t these people know that post 2014 midterm election Obama does not hold back anymore? The President has been unfiltered and unbridled for months now. They can’t stop him, they can’t even hope to contain him.

  • Dean Cameron

    The thing is, if there is even the slightest chance that as few as one naked woman may be present, at least 5,000 Homophobes are likely to show up.
    But they won’t be taking their clothes off.
    And if the promised Naked Ladies do not appear, things are likely to turn ugly.

  • Snarkaholic

    …because nothing screams “STRAIGHT” like showing another man your penis.

  • coyoteandhawk

    Bring it on. I may need graphic reenactments to fully understand the mechanics involved. Thanks in advance and God Bless.

  • JCF

    I bet the confused Frenchmen of “Hommen” would be only to happen to join (their bungholes) to this happy throng…

  • Queequeg

    So their protests are kind of like a JONAH conversion therapy session.

  • StSean

    why are anti-gay people so.. gay?

  • Danny De Jayeff

    The homophobes doth protest too much. Perhaps there will be a demonstration of gay sexual mechanics as the number of uncontrolled erections will spread like wildfire. I hope some remember to bring lube, and don’t neglect to douche.