Harlem Hate Pastor: SCOTUS Is Being Blackmailed By Secret Gay Lovers


PREVIOUSLY ON JMG: In the last few months Manning has declared that Starbucks laces their lattes with “sodomite semen” (which can get women pregnant), that former President George H.W. Bush has had “anal sex with 100 men,” that all gay Americans will “become cannibals” by next year, that Islamists are justified to execute homosexuals, that Justin Bieber is a transgender man, and that Christian preachers should call gay men “faggots” as often as possible. High-profile anti-gay figures regularly appear on Manning’s YouTube show, including Peter LaBarbera.

  • zhera

    Mental illness isn’t pretty.

    • Steven Leahy

      LOL but in this case it’s funny as hell!

      • gaymex

        I keep asking myself…How many types of schizophrenia are represented in his congregation? How could anyone believe his ravings?

        But it is funny as hell.

        • brian

          All six of them?

  • AtticusP

    “Pastor” Manning’s closet must be very deep and dark.

    I would pray for him (if I believed in that kind of crap).

  • Todd

    Yeah, we just can’t keep our gay hands off Scalia. He’s so…hot. (that made me retch a little bit)

    • Steven Leahy

      Dude he makes Romney in his mom pants look good.

    • brian

      It made me throw up a little bit in my mouth just reading your post.

  • clay

    No, the age of blackmail is over. Perhaps he misunderstood when he heard someone say this is the age of “the Black male”?

  • Raybob

    end-stage neurosyphillis

  • BaddogLtd
    • Hue-Man

      I assume this is Raj’s father on BBT. I looked him up when I recently re-watched Touch of Pink. Brian George has an unbelievable bio and truly impressive acting credits. If you don’t believe me, take a minute. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0313364/

      • BaddogLtd

        Yeah, I know him from Seinfeld so I was pleasantly surprised to see him make and appearance on BBT. He’s certainly been around.

      • B Snow

        The last thing I saw him in was Once Upon a Time in Wonderland. He had a nicely complex character for a show that was mostly pretty people and special effects.

  • anne marie in philly

    does this asswipe have nothing better to do than h8?

    • brian

      Apparently not.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    All I read was the title and could not stop giggling.

  • JT

    This is the crazy guy who claims Starbucks puts “Sodomite semen” in latte. I guess “ordinary” semen is OK.

    He also admits to being tempted to have sex with men. I’m sure it’s gone way beyond temptation.

    Get some psychiatric help, sicko!

  • Sam_Handwich

    is Anthony Kennedy banging some twink?

    • Paula

      Its Thomas and Scalia. They give the phrase “judge’s chambers” a whole new meaning.

      • William

        Eeewwwww!

      • KCMC

        Long Dong Silver rides again.
        and again. and again.

  • Bill T.

    Sometimes, the psychotic comedy writes itself.

  • itsmyhusbandandme

    Goodness. He wouldn’t enjoy a latte at The Spanish Onion
    itsmyhusbandandme.wordpress.com

  • Ben in Oakland

    But why would they need to be blackmailed if they’re gay? Perhaps he meant that scalia’s secret gay lovers are Argle Bargle and Jiggery Pokery.

    • RaygunsGoZap

      it thought that was an old timey cartoon about racist farm animals – pigs, rats, chickens, dogs, cows.

    • pj

      ive done jiggery pokery. and let me tell you. his pokery is jiggery…..

      • Ben in Oakland

        I don’t want to think about either is Jiggery or his Pokery. The thought of either is enough to make me spoil me britches, it is.

    • Gerry Fisher

      Jiggery Pokery needs some Adderall. He’s a bit much to handle.

    • Robincho

      J-P is the anal top, A-B the oral bottom…

  • Nexus1

    This guy is just a barrel of laughs at this point. I guess this is the fundamentalist equivalent to Haley Joel Osment seeing dead people, this guy sees gay people EVERYWHERE!!!1ONEwonJuan

    AnotherSteve I have to say that this is one hater in particular that is covered by Joe mostly for the lol’s. lol I wonder when he has his psychotic episode if it will be Jason Russell style?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGiR2TmeNYc

    • gaymex

      Please not on my street corner. Manning nude…I shudder.

      • Nexus1

        I’m with you on that one. If only the visual distortion box existed in real life. lol

      • William

        Peyton Manning? I’m there!

  • TampaDink

    Wait….what? I thought that only Scalia’s son the priest is secretly gay. Not daddy too!
    And Alito, Thomas & Roberts, oh my.
    Alito and Thomas and Roberts oh my!

    • BudClark

      I’d tap Paul Scalia, just to piss Daddy off.

  • TreGibbs

    Only a truly fucked up mind could come up with the insane shit that pours from this asshole’s mouth.

    • Ben in Oakland

      I think you mean this ass’s mouth hole.

      • TreGibbs

        Yes. Thank you – makes much more sense.

        • Ben in Oakland

          I’m always here to help.

    • Steven Leahy

      How else does a sexually repressed man of god get his wild and deviant fantasies satisfied?

      • Homo Erectus

        By breaking and entering?

        • People4Humanity

          multiple times!

          • Bad Tom

            With conviction. Uh, I mean convicted and sentenced.

          • People4Humanity

            Got to love your Snidely Whiplash avatar.

          • Bad Tom

            Courtesy of BaddogLtd!

      • Furface

        Do you really want to know? I doubt there’s enough brain bleach and mental floss for that revelation.

      • Reality.Bites

        Craigslist?

      • HanyBaal

        Putting pills in people

    • NZArtist

      Like, that whole invisible friend thing.
      If your mind can maintain the dissonance of having an invisible friend, anything else seems positively ordinary.

    • BudClark

      Are you SURE he’s not a Secret Agent for our side?

      • B Snow

        I do wonder that about Westboro sometimes. But no con can go on that long with absolutely no slip-ups, and losing contact with their kids makes me sure it’s (unfortunately) just what it looks like.

  • Jim

    Do we really need to follow the antics of this kook? He doesn’t matter. Outside Harlem, who knows about him? Inside Harlem, who really cares about him? We’ve all got kooks living in our neighborhoods. We don’t obsess about them. We don’t follow their lives. We don’t hang on their words. So why is this guy so fascinating?

    • Lakeview Bob

      You are right. Anybody who listens to him is mentally ill as well.

    • TreGibbs

      You know, whenever I get into a discussion with a conservative about anti-gay sentiment that’s rampant out there, they always say, “You’re exaggerating” or “I never hear any anti-gay sentiment”. Thanks to sites like this, I have a laundry list of bat shit crazy assholes that are working hard everyday to spread vile lies and hatred in the name of Jesus. Everytime this idiot speaks, it truly is another ‘nail in the coffin’ of people taking religion seriously.

      • JW Swift

        Indeed, it’s better to be aware of what our enemies are up to, rather than ignoring them and eventually getting blind-sided.

    • brian

      We all have our masochistic tendencies. This is a pretty harmless way to fulfill them.

    • Necessitas

      It’s entertaining. Like a good old fashioned freak show.

      • BudClark

        With that tongue, I wonder if he can lick his own ass?

  • MarkOH

    Give me an “N”
    Given me a “U”
    Given me a “T”
    Given me an “S”

    What do you got? BAT SHIT CRAZY

    • Sam_Handwich

      i kinda like nuts

      • MarkOH

        I’m sure he does too.

      • SockMikey

        Unlike Left & Right Twix, nuts are slightly different…

        – or at least I’ve heard… 🙂

      • Bad Tom

        These nuts might be poisonous.

  • NZArtist

    Christianity at its best.

  • danolgb

    Dammit! He’s on to me!

  • AmericanPaPISSED

    Secret gay lovers? How did he ever find out about me and Ryan T. Anderson?????

    • Treg Brown

      You can do better 🙂

      • AmericanPaPISSED

        Like Aaron Schock? He’s a HOTTIE!

        • hdtex

          Meh….the tears after you fuck ’em stain the bed linens.

          • Bad Tom

            No, man. This is where the duct tape comes in handy.

        • TreGibbs

          When does that narcissistic fool go to prison?

          • AmericanPaPISSED

            Bad boys are sexy.

          • bambinoitaliano

            He is not bad. Just a money whore. Big difference.

        • Dan

          …and on the bright side he’s got a lot of free time these days.

        • brian

          Well, at least he’s pretty. Anger fucks can be fun. I’d make him beg for it though, just because…

        • Cuberly

          Ick….sorry, his sociopathic disregard for others is hideous. Once I see that shit I don’t care how “pretty” they are.

          • SockMikey

            I *really* prefer bearish guys, but even if I didn’t I’d agree with you Cuberly.

        • BudClark

          He’d bottom you SO hard!

      • oikos

        Much better.

  • Gery Weißschädel

    And this is why one should never go off ones’ meds without a doctor’s supervision.

  • JT

    Massive tornado in Kansas. Maybe it’s headed directly for Brownback.

    • William

      Flooding in Kentucky. Maybe it’s because of those nasty Davis’.

    • Steven Leahy

      I am in Memphis today and we’re getting slammed!

      • JW Swift

        I saw that in a naughty movie once.

  • s00ner

    If its Tooosday, it must be sodomite sodomy sodomite.

    • RaygunsGoZap

      I’ll have that to go. With room!

      • NZArtist

        I just wish I had as much perverted sex as these crazies think I do.
        But, no. There’s lawns to mow, laundry to do, working 8:30 – 5:00, then too tired to even have oral sex.
        I could only dream of being the deviant these crazy people think I am.

        • Talisman

          Hey, quit throwing your homosexual lifestyle in my face!

      • BudClark

        Preacher piss hot,
        Preacher piss cold,
        Preacher piss in the pulpit —

        Nine days old!

  • BaddogLtd

    I’m about 20 minutes from his church. Maybe I should go and hang a few of these up.

    • TreGibbs

      Well, at least they got the genitals right…

      • BaddogLtd

        Hee hee, I guess you enter through the rear : )

      • bkmn

        And the brain.

        • Bad Tom

          Watch out for the vacuum.

    • oikos

      Does it talk too?
      “Sodomites will burn in hell
      Scotus has gay lovers
      Get me another semen latte, bitch.”

      • OrliJoe in Fla

        One semen latte coming right up!

      • Jeff D

        That’s not the problem. The problem is getting it to shut up.

        • Bad Tom

          Even pulling the batteries won’t help.

        • oikos

          With the doll you can just take the batteries out.

    • JustSayin

      I’ll donate! What’s the go fund me address?

    • Paula

      I’m in for a couple. How much do I owe you? Do the helium thing and let them go while they are watching. They will think it’s the Rapture Who posted that hilarious video?

      • Bad Tom

        Who posted that hilarious video?
        Well, it was Six Feet Under, originally…

        • Paula

          I found it. That was hilarious. I wish more of them would try that.

          • Joseph Miceli

            Like one of our friends said, they could all “self-rapture.”
            Heh, heh.:)

      • Kissmagrits

        That was the hilarious “Six Feet Under” episode
        with the helium-filled sex dolls entitled “The Rapture”. It was on YouTube and probably still listed.

        • Rick Zajac

          One of my all time favorite episodes. “The Rapture…The Rapture!!” and then BAM!! Very dark humour but very funny.

      • SockMikey

        Yes!

        Use several of them with helium to float a gay pride flag!

        I’d write “A Princess of Helium” on my IPM’s (Inflatable Pastor Mannings)…. 🙂

      • Necessitas
      • BaddogLtd

        Hah! I was talking about printing the graphic and hanging THAT up on streetlamps. I didn’t know I was volunteering to hang up the actual doll. Lemme think about it on a full stomach… https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/sbloafv.gif

    • SockMikey

      I think it should be marketed with a “Lite-Brite” Atlah sign so we can do all sorts of nifty Rainbow colored thingies!

      *grin*

      This doll is actually Inflatable Tyrone & sold by “Big Mouth Toys”… 🙂

      It doesn’t come with the nifty “Inflatable Pastor Manning” label, but that’s easily remedied by the buyer and a graphics program.

      Inflatable Tyrone Doll
      http://www.funslurp.com/inflatable-tyrone-doll?gclid=CI29yor128YCFZU0aQodcPIMkw

      • Bad Tom

        Shit. I remember Lite-Brite.

        • Todd Allis

          I had one.

          • SockMikey

            My sisters had one & also an easy bake oven that my G.I. Joe used for tanning… 🙂

          • JW Swift

            (snort!) OK, now I’ve got coffee in my nasal passages.

      • David in Tucson

        From the web site:
        “Don’t drop your mouth with disgust he does not actually have correct anatomical parts.”

      • BaddogLtd

        Yup, I just changed the label. Gotta love Inflatable Tyrone!

        • SockMikey

          The best thing about Inflatable Pastor Manning is that it blows itself up! 🙂

    • Bad Tom

      That. Would. Be. AWESOME.
      Also, we will post bail.
      Promise.

      • BaddogLtd

        Heh Heh, thanks Tom but I don’t think bail will be required. This guy’s a pussy and a punk compared to the old Times Square preachers http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-LYCl42D5S5s/TgP8dASCnxI/AAAAAAAANUI/MtxhMMHSfS0/s1600/screen-capture-2.jpg

        • Bad Tom

          Back when I was in college, a very long time ago, (1977) I visited home, and my grandmother forced me to attend Jennettes Creek Baptist Church, in Franklin Furnace, OH* one Sunday. How can you refuse your grandmother?

          That day, they had a guest Preacher, who was all about the evil banks in Cleveland, (hotbed of sin,) who would tattoo 666 on your forehead so you could get your money from these new-fangled ATMs. Really quite similar to a barcode.

          I didn’t let on that I had a brand new ATM card in my wallet right there in the church. I might not have made it out of there alive.

          Later, my Dad told me they held a prayer circle for me, because I had come back from college with a mustache.

          If they only knew.
          ——-
          * Population, 700. With everything that implies.

          • BaddogLtd

            Bah Hah! A prayer circle? That must have been one dastardly looking mustache! http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100613215709/villains/images/c/cb/Badman.png

          • David Walker

            Or maybe a porn stache. That “Mustache Rides 5 Cents” might have tipped them, too.

          • Bad Tom

            Hmmm. That may need to be my new avatar.

          • BudClark

            Prayer circle = circle jerk?

          • Bad Tom

            Well, yes. A circle jerk for Evangelicals.
            BUT (they would have told you) they were NOT like the Holy Rollers down the road!!!

          • BaddogLtd

            And don’t feel bad Tom. I’m pretty sure my folks said a few extra prayers by the time this picture was taken for my senior prom in 83. Luv’n the new avatar : )

    • lattebud

      He needs a Starbucks cup in one hand and pregnancy test in the other.

  • pj

    well i see he still has his sign.

    • BudClark

      Yeah. What ever happened to NYC making him take down the fence and the sign?

      • pj

        yeah whatever happened to that bud. guess nyc dosent mind a biggoted thug and his great big sign in their city. wonder what they would do if some guy had a big sign hating on black people…..

  • William

    I confess! I am RBG’s secret gay lover. We don’t do the sex thing because I’m gay. Instead, she recites case law while I perform interpretive dance.

    • People4Humanity

      What a storied life you lead!

    • gaymex

      priceless…lol

    • oikos

      I can’t wait to see the movie

      • BudClark

        I wanna see Jesus’ junk in your avatar.

    • Gerry Fisher

      *kinky*!

    • bambinoitaliano

      🙂

    • bkmn

      Does your dance ever take you down the hall to Antonin Scalia’s office?

      • Bad Tom

        For Williams’ sake, I hope not.

        • William

          Some doors must stay closed, and preferably nailed shut.

    • Joseph Miceli

      On another note, Clarence Thomas is now forbidden from reading his dissents. All of his oratory, such as it is, must be delivered through the medium of sock puppets.

      • oikos
        • Joseph Miceli

          Scalia!!!!

          • Bad Tom

            Scarylia!!!!

            Damn. Someone fed him after midnight. Or got him wet.*
            I hope that guy with his hand up Scalia’s ass is up on his tetanus shots.
            ——-
            * Evil SCOTUS Justices react badly to getting wet.

        • Brian in Valdosta

          Hahahahahhahahahah!!!

          I was thinking about ending my life tonight. Until (that is) I saw your post. Thank you for that laugh!!!!!!!!

        • BudClark

          I WAS gonna go back to bed, but now I’ll have nightmares. That looks like my great-aunt Almeda on krokodil.

      • popebuck1

        Huh? I thought Thomas WAS Scalia’s sock puppet.

        • Joseph Miceli

          Ba da bing!

      • Dale Snyder

        Or a pubic hair on a Coke can.

        • Robincho

          More like a Koch can, no?…

    • Bad Tom

      I’d pay big bucs to see your interpretation of
      Hobby Lobby.

      • William

        You haven’t lived until you’ve seen my take on a flying clusterfuck.

        • Snarkaholic

          I’ve had a rough night at work and could use a laugh…
          …so how much do you charge to perform ‘Eugene at the Warehouse?’

          • Snarkaholic

            P.S. Are the hundreds of extras getting paid union scale?

          • Bad Tom

            Of course not!

          • William

            Oh man, preparing for that that involves smoking crack, running in traffic, a Vulcan mind meld with a chicken and licking a light socket. It will not be cheap.

    • Bad Tom

      I do hope you are wearing the famous assless chaps* while dancing.
      ——-
      * Now also crotchless!

      • licuado de platano

        “assless chaps” is repetitive and redundant.

        • Bad Tom

          Assless Chaps
          Made famous by the Department of Redundancies Department,
          Redundant Chief Redundant, Porno Pete

    • SockMikey

      Will ya’ll ever do public performances?

      I *really* hope these are taped for future generations to enjoy!

      RBG Time Capsule?

    • ExGayTherapyKills

      It is always the ones who say anti gay things the loudest who turn out to be closet gays, I wish they would just come out and stop being so evil to us who are already out. I am sure they would feel better after they let it out that they are gay, I know I did.

    • BaddogLtd
      • TreGibbs

        DAMN YOU AGAIN !! – is there ANYONE else who knows what this is ??? Simply amazing.. haven’t seen this in YEARS

        • BaddogLtd

          Hah! Yes Treg, like you, the images from that damn commercial are burned forever in my Cerebral cortex ; )

      • William
      • Joseph Miceli

        Mommy…I’m scared…

    • Corey (Occasional Appearances)

      His voice seemed defeated. I have a good feeling we will hear a lot less from the good reverend.

  • hdtex

    Syphilitic dementia is a cruel cruel disease.

    • gaymex

      …but sometimes deserved.

  • Homo Erectus

    There’s a church that really needs to be taxed. Jezus my ass.

    • BudClark

      I’ll just leave this here:

      • Homo Erectus

        It’s in the buy-bull:

        “This is my commandment, that you love one another as I have loved you.”

  • Daniel Campos Krouse

    Is that what his secret lover told him? Where’s mine?

  • matt n

    it’s tuesday, it must be sodomy

  • gaymex

    .

    • Bluto

      That’s the rarely used anti-sodomy position. because sodomy.

    • Necessitas

      I can find no reference to that phase ever being used by anyone, ever. It sounds like classic confabulation, the product of a diseased mind. Psychotic individuals sometimes have speech patterns like this, nonsensical phrases, or word substitutions. It’s literally as if the speech center is cross-wired. He probably meant to say from coast to coast.

  • oikos

    And these people cannot fathom why they keep losing and why religion is losing adherents.

    http://iambrony.dget.cc/mlp/gif/tumblr_ltilh3Z9WQ1r4lm9lo1_r1_500.gif

    • kanehau

      Oh No! Rainbow pony is stuck in Trumps hair!

    • Bad Tom

      Damn! I cannot tell what that is.
      Even after one of my BLAMMO brownies.

  • A Big Sarcastic Fairy!

    Will someone please put him back on his Thorazine Drip,STAT!

    • KCMC

      haldol decanoate injection
      quicker

      • BudClark

        A quart of vodka up his ass — more permanent.

        • KCMC

          wow, black Russian?

  • JaniceInToronto

    Why is this man not in a mental hospital?

    • NZArtist

      It’s the New Way. Instead of health care, crazies are given a podium and a daily show.

      • JW Swift

        Thanks, Obama!

    • Porkie

      He is in an evangelical church – same difference….

      • BudClark

        [sound of distant rimshot]

  • Marides48

    He B obsessed with GAY sex?

  • perversatile

    what she said~

  • bambinoitaliano

  • brian

    I want to be the person who writes this guy’s sermons. It might be fun to write a program that is essentially a “random word generator”. Just feed it about 25 words and add a few derogatory words (faggot, sodomite, semen, ass fucking etc) and just let it work its magic. The resulting word salad would sound about like this “pastor”.

  • JT
    • leastyebejudged

      Great vid, thanks for this.

      • JT

        You’re welcome!

    • 2amor

      Thanks JT, after being so upset at that fucking asshole Sen. Alexander for killing the anti-bulling bill, this made me smile!!

      • JT

        I’m glad!

  • Fox

    That headline alone almost made me spit my soup out. Hilarious.

  • Cuberly
    • BaddogLtd

      Great! And that’s not just the Percocet talking : )

      • Cuberly

        HA! Nope….it’s 100% refined crazy shit.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Wow. I just had a seizure!

      • Cuberly

        Oops, sorry. 😉

      • Leo Tallant

        I think I did too. I could not even LOOK at that thing!

    • Bad Tom

      Shit. My Man doesn’t have anything nearly so potent.
      Although I did have to issue a user caution* ** on my brownies.
      ——-
      * This is true.
      ** It was: Caution, rated BLAMMO.

      • Cuberly

        HA! Munchie munchables.

    • BudClark

      LoveloveLOVE it!

      • Cuberly

        Ha! Glad you enjoyed it. 😉

  • NZArtist

    Unrelated:

    Fucking fuck…

    So who was saying there’s no difference between Democrats and Republicans?

    http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/did_your_us_senator_just_vote_to_allow_lgbt_students_to_be_bullied_here_s_the_list

  • Mike X

    He couldn’t possibly have a congregation of people who actually sit and listen to this nonsense…That is a scary thought!

  • JustSayin

    He is just one special window pane licking mentally defective snowflake

  • JT

    If you needed any more reason to think Republicans are scumbags, here it is. Almost all of them voted against Al Franken’s anti-bullying legislation to protect LGBT students.

    http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/did_your_us_senator_just_vote_to_allow_lgbt_students_to_be_bullied_here_s_the_list

    • Porkie

      Lindsey Graham must be outed.
      As he sees no need to stand against the bullying of LGBTQ youth, he obviously can not be averse to a little bullying himself, perhaps he will find it character forming?

      • BudClark

        Aw, Miss Lindseybelle is just pissed because she can’t fit into that 18″ bombazine anymore.

  • JT

    “Why aren’t you more like your pope?” the CNN host wondered.

    “The pope doesn’t support a change the definition of marriage,” Santorum replied defensively. “I mean, he’s been perfectly clear about that.”

    “He said, ‘Who am I to judge?’” Cuomo reminded the candidate. “That’s not what he said,” Santorum shot back.

    Sanctum Santorum is such a dumbfuck he lies about the Pope.

    “You can look this shit up, ya know!”

    • NZArtist

      You mean Santorum, the unpleasant frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex? That one?
      Is it too early in the election cycle to contribute to his google hits?

    • Necessitas

      Santorum was also pissed at the Pope for believing in climate change. He said that the Pope should leave that to scientists. The Pope has a masters degree in chemistry.

      • That is not quite true. He does have a basic degree in chemistry; but his entering the seminary interrupted his studies for his master’s and he never completed them. Just why is not clear, as the Jesuits are far from being anti-science, some notable scientists having been members of the Order.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jesuit_scientists

        On edit: I had always thought that the great astrophysicist Georges Lemaitre (1894 – 1966) “the father of the Big Bang”, was one of them; but though he went to a Jesuit school he was a regular diocesan priest, not a Jesuit.

        Nonetheless Francis is still a scientist, which Frothy Mix certainly is not.

  • Patrick

    You know what we say once you do gay we won’t let you get away!

  • KQCA

    Imagine the type of person that would take out time to sit under this man’s speeches week after week, cheer him on, and pay his living expenses. That’s the part I find puzzling.

    • People4Humanity

      Who lives in Harlem that will take smart-phone videos of his worshipers exiting his hate church on Sunday?

      • KQCA

        Good question! (y)

  • Celloman G

    The projection is strong in this one.

  • JT

    It’s time for a SWORD FIGHT!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyN8VN4BSzM

  • My Box Office

    Tickets go on sale at midnight. The line forms in the “rear”.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    This dude is just batshit crazy. Seems like he gets worst every week. Somebody really needs to have him committed to the State Hospital because he’s coming unglued.

  • Jeff D

    Manning NEVER lets his secret gay lovers blackmail him.

    • People4Humanity

      The ones he met in prison?
      I have $100 that says they dO.

  • Rick Zajac

    Can’t someone sue this clown for slander and defamation of character? Maybe he’s not fit to stand trial due to his insanity.

  • Steverino

    When they shook the United States, he was one of the few nuts who didn’t roll to California.

    Thank FSM.
    : )

    • Leo Tallant

      At least the nuts are not ending up here in Sebastopol. /Snark.

      • Steverino

        Well, this nut rolled into Sebastopol for a few hours yesterday, but ended up back in Santa Rosa.

        Most of the time I’m a fruit, but sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
        ; )

  • fuzzybits
  • Marc

    If the Larry Craigs, Ted Haggards, Mark Foleys, etc. have taught us anything, it’s the four dissenters who have the secret gay lovers

  • Cosmo Tupper

    With that much anger and hate from within, he must lead a pretty miserable existence. I would commit suicide if I was that miserable. I feel sorry that he is trapped in his own hell. A hell created by a total immersion (brainwashing) in the judgment that he thinks his god demands.

    • Ben in Oakland

      I don’t feel sorry for him at all. At some point, when people continue to make bad decisions— And his attitude certainly counts is that – one just loses respect for them, and stops caring about what happens to them. He may not be able to help himself, because he may be crazy. But that doesn’t mean he isn’t a thoroughly mean, unpleasant, hate filled asshole.

      It doesn’t make a lot of difference to the people on the receiving end of that kind of behavior with the perpetrator is crazy or not.one just loses respect for them, and stops caring about what happens to them.

      So, if he is living in the kind of world that we both think he is living in, there’s really not much we can do about it. And I’d rather use my compassion on people who are not thoroughly unpleasant assholes.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Maybe he can “self rapture.”I reccomend it for ALL Fundies!

  • Ninja0980

    Someone get the net already.

  • Necessitas

    This is your brain on religion:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOn7DInBWK4

  • Ogre Magi

    He has gone past scary,he is way past being funny…now he is just boring

  • Jealous much, honey?

  • Dale Snyder

    I so enjoy the intellectual spewings of finely educated christians.

  • Paul

    Well, the pastor *sorta* gets it right.

    There have been rumors for decades that John Roberts is gay. Here’s a pic of him from the 80s. TELL ME THIS PIC IS NOT GAY.

    • William

      Some boys like wearing sweaters.

      • People4Humanity

        ^^ THIS! ^^
        Two days ago — July 13, 2015 — in Houston, Texas, I saw a guy at Whole Foods wearing a matching outfit ~ including a cashmere sweater.
        I did a double-take. Hope it wasn’t too obvious.

        • William

          Was it the Whole Foods on West Alabama? It draws an odd crowd.

          • People4Humanity

            The “newish” one in Montrose on Waugh Drive

          • William

            That was a vacant lot when I lived in Houston.

          • People4Humanity

            American General [AIG], implicated in the 2008 financial crash, wanted to hold onto this property that its founder, Gus Wortham, acquired — for further expansion of its campus. His family’s mausoleum is in an adjacent graveyard. Word on the street is that AIG got free electricity from ol’ Gus, spinning in his tomb, aghast at the mismanagement of his insurance company.

          • William

            The cemetery farther down W Dallas, near Shepherd, also lost land. It was abandoned and untended for years. West Dallas Street was extended through the graveyard to reach Shepherd. Some of the buildings surrounding the cemetery are built over graves.

          • People4Humanity

            WF Alabama gets all the hoity-toity River Oaks crowd. Parking lots full of shiny, fine, fancy French motorcars!

          • William

            I was never in that parking lot without some River Oaks housewife trying to ram my car or run me over at 45 mph. They are far more important than any of us.

      • Paul

        Haha.

        It’s the setup of the pic, not necessarily the sweater.

  • bsinps

    ROLFLMAO

  • PepeSF

    I love the specificity of his True Life pastor who’s having “homosexual sodomy relations with a sodomite lover…every Tuesday.” F’ing hilarious.

  • Todd Allis

    I can almost see his logic here. No straight person could possibly affirm the rights of those icky gays! Unless… oh! Those justices have secret gay lovers who are blackmailing them!

    Of course, wouldn’t that make the justices gay too, with no need for blackmail?

    Naw, that would make too much sense.

    Okay, I thought I could see some of his logic until I tried to write it down. Maybe It’s time for me to sleep.

  • Ginger Snap

    OH MY! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! That was a good laugh at 2am.

  • Leo Tallant

    I tend to wonder what kind of people go to his church while at the same time not really wanting to know…..

  • BudClark

    “The Blood of Jesus” … do they serve that up on sno-cones?

    • JT

      He has that along with Sodomite semen latte.

  • JT

    Remember that dimwit County Commission in MO that voted to lower the flag every year to “mourn” the same sex marriage decision? That decision is going to be rescinded.

    http://www.thesalemnewsonline.com/news/local_news/article_e2b4e196-2994-11e5-813b-739421b68bb6.html

    From whiners to winners: here’s a story about the first same sex couple in that county to get a marriage license.

    http://www.thesalemnewsonline.com/news/local_news/article_28e612ae-2a38-11e5-baff-3f12fce07454.html

  • Javier Smith

    Most mentally ill people usually end up homeless and raving in the streets. I’m glad Mannings was able to avoid at least half of that.

  • Tom (Winnipeg)

    This filthy bloated pig calls himself a human-being. He shouldn’t be allowed to exist.

  • Davidjs

    Poor baby! He so desperately wants someone to love and cherish and top him, but nobody wants him.

    That is why he is the way he is. /s

  • Emma Duncan

    wait. I thought when we got our equal rights, we were going to ship these crazy fundie preachers to “the camps”

  • People4Humanity
    • JW Swift

      Yah, but for it to count, you’ve got to actually search “Santorum” in Google then click on the the “SpreadingSantorum.com” site within the search results for the ranking to stay bumped-up to the top.

      • People4Humanity

        file under, “Tips for Oldsters”

      • Todd Allis

        Done, haven’t done that for a while.

  • Richard

    I’ll never understand how it is these people don’t realize how stupid they sound.

  • bambinoitaliano

    I love how Queerty labeled him Semen Latte Pastor.