Scott Walker: God Told Me To Run For President And Stop Gay Marriage

“My relationship with God drives every major decision in my life. Each day I pray and then take time to read from the Bible and from a devotional named Jesus Calling. As you can imagine, the months leading up to my announcement that I would run for President of the United States were filled with a lot of prayer and soul searching. Here’s why: I needed to be certain that running was God’s calling — not just man’s calling. I am certain: This is God’s plan for me and I am humbled to be a candidate for President of the United States.

“Our conservative values were handed a big blow with the recent Supreme Court ruling. Let me be very clear: this decision was a grave mistake. Five unelected judges took it upon themselves to take that responsibility away from the states and redefine the institution of marriage. In 2006, I voted to amend my state constitution to protect the institution of marriage because I believe that marriage is between one man and one woman. I believe that the states have the right to define marriage. To protect this right, I support an amendment to the United States Constitution to reaffirm the ability of the states to continue to define marriage.” – Scott Walker, in a money beg emailed to supporters today.

  • bambinoitaliano

    God told me not to vote for scammer like you!

  • Patrick

    There is a MAJOR problem that God only talks to Republicans!

  • MDB

    God told me that He absolutely loves to screw with Scott Wankers’s head !!! (Seems to be working quite well.)

    ** Good luck with that Constitutional Amendment thingy, you dolt, because HE don’t like fugly OR stoopid !!!

  • 2patricius2

    Seems like God loves watching clowns make fools of themselves.

  • Gustav2

    No, that was a movie on TV when you were falling asleep on the couch. A character said, “Run Forest, Run!”

  • Hunter M

    So that’s what he’s calling the Koch brothers now.

    • kaydenpat

      Boom!

  • sw42

    Conservatives weren’t upset at all that the Supreme Court was made up of ‘unelected judges’ during Citizens United, were they? Putz.

    • Gyeo

      They praised Hobby Lobby.

    • lattebud

      Or the Florida ballot counting results in 2000?

      • GC

        There was a cartoon showing Gore screaming, “I demand a recount!” of the justices’ concurrences/dissents.

      • Queequeg

        The worst decision of my lifetime. Now his brother wants his chance to fuck up the country. “Dad, why can’t I do it, little Georgie did it, now it’s my turn. Please buy me an election.”

    • MarkOH

      “I believe that the states have the right to define marriage.”
      Uh, no, they don’t. As determined by the SCOTUS,. Mr. Walker, why do you hate America?

      • Mark

        And I believe that was decided with the Loving case so what the fuck are they babbling about other than it’s da gayz?????

        • MarkOH

          Tsk, tsk. Bringing in facts now? Don’t you know that’s just libral’ talk?

          • Mark

            I lost my head for a moment…. 🙂

          • MarkOH

            I just noticed – great looking dog!

    • kaydenpat

      Or put Bush in the White House.

    • Homo Erectus

      Or Hobby Lobby.

      • GC

        Only when the corporation can vote. (Oops! I didn’t suggest that!!)

  • pj

    the kocks rentboy goes for it.

  • Michael Smith

    This is a serious question. Do Republicans actually want to win in 2016? Between Trump’s comments about immigrants and their continued complaining about marriage equality, I’m starting to wonder if they are actually trying to win.

    • NZArtist

      The crazies exist to make the slightly-less-crazy republican candidates look moderate.

    • Soren456

      They aren’t thinking of the election.

      At this point, candidates are just trying to build enough support to land in the first debate. For now this nonsense is the way to approach their base—as Trump has proven.

  • tristram

    Check Twitter – god responded. @TheTweetOfGod

  • LonelyLiberal

    Dear Scott–the President has no power over Constitutional Amendments. While you could possibly get a conservative Justice on the Supreme Court, undoing past judgments is generally considered a huge no-no unless they increase rights.

    • Gustav2

      He knows. Why the hell do you think he is promising the amendment BS?

  • bkmn

    Walker’s god, and Huckabee’s god and Ted Cruz’ god are going to have to have it out.

    • William

      God likes to play with his toys.

      • bkmn

        Yes she does.

      • Bad Tom

        Like a cat with a mouse.

  • oikos
    • LonelyLiberal

      A remarkably high percentage of those are sticking Freudian things in their mouths or have rampant pedo-face.

    • crewman

      God tells so many of them to run. They’re either liars, idiots, or God is trying to discredit the Republican Party.

      • PLAINTOM

        God is Lucy with the football.

      • Octoberfurst

        I agree! I find it amusing that so many right-wing Republicans claim that God told them to run. Bachmann, Santorum, Cain, Palin, etc all said that God endorsed their candidacy and would sweep them into victory. Of course they all lost as you well know. But for some reason that never seems to bother fundie Christians. Did God lie to the GOP candidates? Or are they simply lying to win over the base? Those questions are never asked by wingnuts.
        So now we have a new crop of GOP nuts who say they have God’s endorsement and none of the fundies blink an eye. Weird, isn’t it?

        • BobSF_94117

          Oh, that’s just God being God. Deep down, He’s a real kidder.

      • Librarykid

        Maybe it’s just the voices in their heads telling them to run and leading them to ruin. IF the Master of the Universe were talking to this POS, the message would be far more basic, like “Straighten the fuck up, stop being a criminal, treat people like I said you should and do not implicate me in your dirty decisions.”

        • He’s running to destroy unions for his Koch Brother Masters, end of story.

          • Librarykid

            I agree completely.

          • olandp

            Perhaps he sees the Kochs as his gods.

      • RoFaWh

        They’re liars.

      • D. J.

        Maybe he wants them to run right into the Reagan Ocean…

        • Todd20036

          Gods. Issa was the same jerk who wanted to rename streets in DC after Reagan, thereby fucking up the entire naming system.

    • lattebud

      And one has something in her eye that is really burning.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        Grizzly jizz.

    • CottonBlimp

      Has anyone ever asked these losers why God wanted them to run for President and lose?

      • oikos
      • trouble94114

        I’d vote for “a dose of humility” but I suspect that would be lost on them.

        • Nychta

          I’d settle for a dose of reality.

      • Queequeg

        Because God likes a good laugh?

      • D. J.

        Guess Scottie didn’t get Roy Moore’s memo that Gawd was murdered In Alabama, or maybe D.C., but declared dead in Alabama. Go figure….
        I’m sure it will be on eyewitness news at 10 pm.
        If Scottie misses that report, Megyn Kelly will certainly cover it on Faux Gnus.
        He just needs to watch for the report about the 2000+ year old white middle eastern white guy from Israel murdered in Montgomery or maybe D.C.
        Did I mention he is over 2000 years old, middle eastern and white?
        Santa Claus White, but blondish hair and beard.
        Kind of really hot looking when he was in San Francisco last time.

    • HadenoughBS

      Am I forgetting a large piece of American presidential history that only until the past couple of election cycles have so many presidential-wannabes stated that God said this or God told them that about running for our nation’s highest office? When TV was relegated to B&W pictures and only an average of 3 channels were available to most of us, I just don’t recall religion being worn on the sleeve of so many candidates, especially those from the GOP. Perhaps they use their personal message from God as a substitute for smarts about climate, minorities, foreign countries, science, etc. (and why they continue to lose at the ballot box).

      • oikos

        It used to be frowned upon to be overtly, proselytizingly religulous and the crazies were relegated to the fringes like some crazy uncle. Even Barry Goldwater could see it and he wasn’t exactly moderate. Now it is a badge of honor to be batshit crazy.

        http://www.religifake.com/image/religion/1209/goldwater-quote-barry-goldwater-religion-1347298738.jpg

        • HadenoughBS

          How very sad – true – but sad this has come to pass.

        • William

          Barry Goldwater is a glitter throwing liberal when compared to today’s republican party.

          • oikos

            Having a gay grandson imbued some empathy in him as well.

          • Six Pins Delores

            Well yes, when anything affects them personally…

          • ZhyKitty

            Even that doesn’t work for some of them.
            So many of them are just totally incapable of empathy.

          • Homo Erectus

            Didn’t Hillary begin her career working for him?

          • William

            According to the Interwebs,
            she did.

            Q: Did Hillary Clinton work for Goldwater?

            A: She was a high-school Young Republican and “Goldwater Girl” in 1964 but swung to supporting Democrat Eugene McCarthy’s campaign in 1968 and George McGovern’s in 1972.

            http://www.factcheck.org/2008/03/hillary-worked-for-goldwater/

        • Piet

          It used to be pretty much a down-market thing to be crazy religious even if you weren’t an obnoxious proselytizer, much less a politician. The crazy sects were just that — tiny sects that had no real influence on the general public. Nowadays it seems like they won’t shut up and frankly the public shouting and rolling around frothing at the mouth and jabbering in “tongues” is getting tiresome.

          • Homo Erectus

            Even our own beloved president seems to think it’s necessary to lead the nation in a “Day of Prayer”.

        • Beagle

          I remember, it was a big deal when Jimmy Carter said that he was a born-again Christian. And he didn’t say anything about hearing from God.

      • I believe you’re absolutely right. And I blame the intelligence of the voting population. The GOP is pandering to a base of voters who simply do not understand the real issues but have had the fear of God beaten into them for generations.

        • HadenoughBS

          So THAT’s what happened to the separation of church-and-state in America. Got it!

        • Chucktech

          Anti-intellectualism also plays a big role in this. Ever since the 1950’s average Americans have been conditioned to look askance at science and education and “elitist” ideas from academia, which of course plays right into the hands of religion, with corporate and financial interests nodding with approval at this situation.

          • clay

            uhm, more like the 1850s

          • Bj Lincoln

            They make fun of colleges, smart people and education in general. They want to insert the ‘bible’ as an alternative theory to evolution in science books! No other religion wants to impose their beliefs on everyone thru education or government but we have to put up with ‘christians’ doing it. It has gotten worse over the last 20 years.

          • Six Pins Delores

            “They want to insert the ‘bible’ as an alternative theory to evolution in science books!” Umm, seems the faithy have faith that the bedrock of goat herders written re-written and re-written…Well, you know

          • ZhyKitty

            I think every extremist branch of the Abrahamic 3 are guilty of that desire…not just the Christofacists.

      • Carl

        Blame Jerry Falwell and the Moral Majority (1979-1987). They started getting people into local politics like school boards and city commissions and then it advanced to state and national politics. We have been paying the price ever since.

        • clay

          It was the only way they could get divorced Reagan to beat Baptist Carter.

        • Jeffg166

          Blame Richard Nixon and his southern strategy. He made a deal with the devil to get elected. That deal has come back to bite the GOP in the ass.

          • David L. Caster

            I wish that deal would completely consume the GOP, chewing it up into mush before swallowing.

          • Librarykid

            Don’t forget Jimmy Carter and all of his Born Again Supporters.

        • Homo Erectus

          Don’t forget thrice married Newt, either.

    • Blake Jordan

      Apparently god likes fucking with rethuglicans…

      • oikos

        She’s a vicious one with a strange sense of humor.

  • ScottJL

    well he does get on his knees and worship koch..

  • Edd

    What about when marriage was ‘redefined’ with Loving vs Virginia?

    • LonelyLiberal

      But, but, but that was totally different and nobody was ever actually against that!

      • Blake Jordan

        If nobody means approximately 80% of the general population…

        • Lumpy Gaga

          As late as 1981, a majority polled were philosophically opposed to interracial marriage, while simultaneously okay with it being legal.

          • ZhyKitty

            I’d bet you’d find that to still be true among a majority of people here where I live. They usually use the excuse that ‘it’s not fair to the children’ when I’ve been unfortunate enough to hear people talk about it.

          • Bad Tom

            My Dad gave me this exact excuse in the 1960s.

            He did (eventually) come to accept that his eldest son was gay, and had a husband.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        I’m going to hell for this, but the actual groom in the “Loving vs. Virgina” case? Compleat hottie.

        • clay

          As long as you don’t try to interfere with their marriage, or dig up his grave.

    • kaydenpat

      He probably didn’t like that decision much either.

  • NZArtist

    Didn’t “I hear voices” used to be a disqualifier for president?
    When did it become mandatory?

    • bambinoitaliano

      The American Psychiatric Association need to speak up soon.

    • Mark

      With Reagan.

      • NZArtist

        Wonder what theatrics the Republican party is going to pull *this* election cycle to get votes?

        • Mark

          Sad to say but nothing they try will surprise me.

          • NZArtist

            I was going to say “Honesty and integrity” but realized they’d never try that in a million years.

          • Homo Erectus

            Romans 8:31 If God be for us, who can be against us?

    • clay

      That’s actually a complaint of some (competing author) Fundamentalists about “Jesus Calling”.

    • Chicago joe

      And when will those voices tell him to bomb Iran?

  • Sk3ptic

    I guess “god” doesn’t talk to his kids.

  • William

    Can Scott speak without a Koch brother hand up his ass?

    • The Professor

      Kochs are for marriage equality, asshole.

      • William

        I thought it was only the one brother, Petunia.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        So is Andrew Sullivan.

        Dumb-ass William should have thought to overlook the fact that Walker is bought and paid for by the Kochs, and accomplished many of their anti-union goals in swift form once crowned in Wisconsin.

        Can’t get married if you can’t eat, breathe or drink the water.

        Asshole.

        • The Professor

          The asshole was referring to Walker, dear.

      • Oh’behr

        Doesn’t matter to me if they otherwise fuck up the country. Next you’ll be telling us they’re like Rand Paul, in favor of weed, so all is well?

        • The Professor

          Uh, I didn’t say to vote for him. Just pointing out that the Kochs aren’t all about hating the gays.

          • LovesIrony

            but they throw money to gay haters. I’ve said it before you don’t support marriage equality by giving money to anti-gay bigots.

        • The Professor

          Dude it was just about the marriage issue – like the quote. You think I want Walker to be President? Hell no.

      • LovesIrony

        so they say, but they give money to the most vehemently anti-gay bigots. Talk is cheap and their money says they don’t really care if gays can marry or not.

      • Six Pins Delores

        WHO CARES, and fuck off!

        • The Professor

          Lovely.

          • Six Pins Delores

            Thanks Professor! 🙂

      • Justin

        And yet they continue to fund the most anti-gay and anti-equality candidates possible.

    • bambinoitaliano

      Only if Jonah volunteer.

  • John

    “Five unelected judges took it upon themselves to take that responsibility away from the states and redefine the institution of marriage” And four unelected judges agreed with you. Those damned unelected judge! There always doing things. Things and stuff. But ol’ Scotty’ll put a stop to that!

  • The Professor

    So much overcompensating. He must have a very small penis.

    • David From Canada

      It matches his small mind.
      P.S. If only people who had closed minds had closed mouths.

      • Balderdashing

        They gotta let the air in somehow.

  • RJ Tremor

    *Sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose* Lord, please, make stupidity hurt the stupid, not the ones forced to listen to it. Maybe the ones who choose to hear it too. All those bewildered expressions…

  • Clive Johnson

    Selected by his subconscious, and honored by self-congratulation, he “humbly” submits his candidacy to the people.

  • Ninja0980

    Let us not forget in the past few years Kennedy has fucked us over on voting rights, money in politics, enviromental issues and of course Bush V Gore.
    Didn’t hear the conservatives whining about him then did we?

  • clarknt67

    God also told Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, Ben Carson and Rick Perry to run. I’m thinking God is pulling someone’s leg here.

  • GeoffreyPS

    It’s amazing how God always tells these people what they want to hear.

    • Oh’behr

      I wonder if Gawd sounds like Marvin the robot?

      • LovesIrony

        more like the Tazmanian devil

      • ZhyKitty

        No way. I know for a fact that God looks and sounds just like Latrice Royale.

      • Bad Tom

        Nah. Bender the Robot.

    • olandp

      That God, such a card!

  • Blake Jordan

    So his god told him to screw over the non-rich citizens of Wisconsin?

  • David From Canada

    #1. Scott Walker just lost the election.
    #2. Why must Republicans drag their religion into everything? They become so boring and predictable after awhile.

  • Freeman

    This man is insane.

    • Blake Jordan

      Him and every other rethuglican candidate…

  • Blake Jordan

    And how is his wasting time on pushing an amendment that will not pass going to improve the economy, and all the other problems the USA has?

  • Gyeo

    Vote, damn it. Don’t let dipshits like Walker think they have a mandate to rule over us.

  • Why can’t he understand that what he believes doesn’t matter? Someone running for President should be a bit more familiar with Constitutional Law.

  • Dave B

    It’s easy to say he’s just pandering to his knuckle-draggers, but this is very disturbing. When did the US reverse course and become so tolerant of this level of insanity? Was is Reagan? I remember a day when this sort of statement would be laughed out of the room.

    • Blake Jordan

      It is a sad statement about the USA that rather then this display of insanity getting him laughed out of the rethuglican presidential nominee race, it will probably push him up to / near the top…

    • Ninja0980

      It started when the Republicans sold their soul to the Religious right.

    • Vista-Cruiser

      I mark the election of Ronald Reagan in 1980 as the beginning of the dark ages for the U.S.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    As governor, he leaves all the god-bothering dementia to his Lt. Governor on the campaign trail and at work. As a POTUS candidate, however, you’re out there on your own.

    He’s out there hoping to be the VP sop to the base after the GOP inevitably select John Ellis Bush Bush. And he’s got the stomach for it. Despite his charming smile and good looks (so sue me), he’s a snake-handler at heart like his pappy. (And also, yeah, a completely incompetent (small g) governor).

  • clarknt67

    I’m frankly a little surprised he’s doubling down on the Jesusy stuff. It makes me worry less about him as a candidate.

  • John P.

    He’s playing to the far right. I wager he would sing a different tune if elected.

    • Oh’behr

      Let’s hope so.

  • Blake Mason

    He must be a shoe in.

  • Balderdashing

    “He came to me in the form of a bear. I asked him what he thought of gay marriage and he stuck his paws in the air like this and said, ‘Grrr! Grrr!'”

    • KnownDonorDad

      That’s a departure from killing children who make fun of a man’s bald head, as per 2 Kings:23-25

      23Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, “Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!” 24When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25He went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.

      • Homo Erectus

        This from the god who doesn’t like abortions….

  • rextrek1

    stick a fork in him – he’s done…….

    • Vista-Cruiser

      I only wish. Three different times, Walker has been elected governor of a state that is less conservative than the US as a whole.

  • when the left has a politician who speaks harsh truth, it’s like dry-aged red meat (or delicious vegetables, for you vegans).

    when the right has a politician who hopes to represent the farthest right extreme, all their statements are like so much uncooked fat (there aren’t really any vegans on the right but if there are they’re eating fried mushrooms from Chik-a-fat).

    • RoFaWh

      Uncooked rancid fat…

  • rextrek1

    talk about making a fool of yourself……just sooo sad….

  • Gustav2
  • Ninja0980

    They couldn’t get that passed when anti-gay amendments were all the rage,you aren’t going to get it passed now.

  • another season another reason

    1992/2016 redux, Clinton v Bush, Clinton victory. Now that that’s settled, I’m off to do the Lord’s bidding: find me some sales at Talbot’s. Cute sweater sets will be hard to come by once the frost hits the pumpkins!

  • GC

    “God’s plan”: indistinguishable from no god and no plan.

  • Cambel

    How interesting that he isn’t coming out against divorce, even though Jesus specifically spoke out against that, but never said a word about homosexuality.
    Funny how when people claim God talks to them, God always seems to back up all of their opinions and bigotry isn’t it?

    • Bad Tom

      And what God told them never matches what the Bible actually says.

      Because that would be crazy talk.

    • Homo Erectus

      This:

  • Matt

    Must be “god’s plan” for him to be embarrassed out of the race early, then, also. What a tool. I think “god” just needs a good laugh every now and then, so he “tells” people like Walker and Bachmann to run.

    • Tor

      God is funny that way.

  • chris james

    My God’s bigger than your God, my God’s bigger than yours…let’s hear it from the backseat of the clown car…My God’s bigger…what a total prick.

  • joe ho

  • KQCA

    ….and….this would be the same god that didn’t lift a finger to stop same sex marriage regardless of millions of followers praying, begging, fasting, beseeching, and putting out fleeces for him to do something?

    Oh yea. that would be the one.

  • Dale Snyder

    Well, he just kissed the general goodbye.

    • Vista-Cruiser

      Don’t be so sure. Three different times, Walker was elected governor of a state that is less conservative than the US as a whole.

      • Dale Snyder

        “of a state that is less conservative than the US as a whole.”

        With all due respect I strongly disagree with that. That aside, the damage that he has done in the state is now well known, and outside cash flow to save his ass won’t work in a general election. BUT most importantly his GWAD told him to run. The majority of Americans now see that as a mental illness.

  • Cuberly
  • Bill T.

    Scotty’s god sounds a lot like Jerry Falwell.

    • Homo Erectus

      Huckabee’s god is really getting pissed off.

  • LovesIrony

    psst, the Koch brothers aren’t god you stupid fucking homophobic bigot.

  • Sam_Handwich

    CLINTON VS WALKER

    RCP Average 5/19 – 6/28 Clinton +9.8
    CNN/Opinion Research 6/26 – 6/28 Clinton +17
    FOX News 6/21 – 6/23 Clinton +6
    NBC News/Wall St. Jrnl 6/14 – 6/18 Clinton +14
    PPP 6/11 – 6/14 Clinton +4
    Quinnipiac5/19 – 5/26 Clinton +8

    http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_walker_vs_clinton-5335.html

    • agcons

      So even a skewed-sample Fox News poll puts Clinton ahead by six points. Hilarious.

  • LovesIrony

    keep talking and chasing the voters away you fucking hateful homophobic bigot.

  • A Big Sarcastic Fairy!

    He needs to go back on his Meds if he heard G_d telling him to run.

  • jessi

    I need an ASSHOLE button on this keyboard. I get so tired of typing the whole word for every topic and candidate.

    • Octavio

      Isn’t it possible to configure Quick Keys — or whatever the Microsoft key stroke setup is for the same thing? I use to depend upon it when writing scripts and had to write the same names over and over and over and over and . . . . . . . .

  • M. Coen

    It’s interesting that the almighty Glob keeps tagging intellectual invalids to run for President, but apparently couldn’t be bothered to keep SCOTUS from ruling on same-sex marriage. I mean, if everything is a sign from Sky Daddy, shouldn’t the SCOTUS ruling be interpreted as “go fuck yourselves?”

  • tom dumptee

    hmmm, had no idea this guy was such a total relig nutjob…(shudder),and ‘jesus calling’ ? does he do cell, or landline?..boy if its ‘collect’ i’d hate to accept those charges,whew..

    • ZhyKitty

      LMAO Jesus calls collect? What a dick move!

      • Homo Erectus

        Actually, he has a pre-paid phone supplied by the Koch Brothers. He’ll be out of minutes soon.

  • ZhyKitty

    Here we go again with this bullshit.
    Every 4 years we have to listen to people claiming God told them to run and then whatever their personal agenda is to inflame the ghouls on the far right, that’s supposedly from God too. Ugh. It’s going to be a long election season.

    • David L. Caster

      Look at it on the bright side: plenty of time to build a record of the nonsense, shenanigans, and gaffes. The clowns will be out in force, drumming up support for their causes and favorite memes. The Democrats need to keep very good records and avoid making their own mistakes. Then, pull out the logs and bash the daylights out of the GOP and their buffoonery. It could be turned into a real hoot if the right people got off their tails and started to expose the hacks on the right.

  • Six Pins Delores

    “The voices, please someone stop the voices”

    • ZhyKitty

      That shit should disqualify whoever says they’re hearing voices from running…

  • delk

    Dear God don’t know if you noticed but
    Your name is on a lot of quotes in this book
    And us crazy humans wrote it, you should take a look
    And all the people that you made in your image
    Still believing that junk is true
    Well I know it ain’t, and so do you
    Dear God
    I can’t believe in
    I don’t believe in

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHmTqoLjlXo

  • Blobby

    Scotty – maybe I call you Scotty? – I need you to be more specific . Actually I need you to be dead-on specific. How did g-d tell you? What did he say – EXACTLY? When did he say it? Where did this happen? What medium did he use to communicate with you?

    Any fewer details and you’re just fucking with the religious voters.

    • ZhyKitty

      That was fantastic! When I read it, I heard it in Silvio Dante’s voice (you know, Silvio. from the Sopranos, Tony’s sidekick)…and saw the facial expressions, and hand gestures and everything. lol

      • Homo Erectus

        God showed you that.

  • TexPlant

    Really God talked to this douchebag? Is this the same God that tells Bachmann, perry and frothy to run? Really! So either you are telling huge lies, possibly psychotic with either auditory or visual hallucinations or maybe God has a odd sense of humor! Either way go fuck yourself Scott Walker!!!

  • Ronald Reagan is Dead!

    Here is his campaign t=shirt

    • Six Pins Delores

      I want to see video of Scott Walker gagging on KOCH.

  • BaddogLtd
    • KCMC

      just when I thought that I couldn’t love you more.
      Depeche Mode.

  • MikeBx2

    Drinking game for the first Repub debate. Drink every time someone says “God” and double shot for “Jesus”.

    • Bj Lincoln

      I would be under the table by the second speaker! LOL

      • Tor

        Lightweight!

  • LovesIrony

    that wasn’t god, it was gas

  • JT

    Scott Walker: God told me it’s his plan that I run the country whether I win an election or not.

  • Bj Lincoln

    This is a big part of why you will NEVER be President Scott.
    The debates will be short on real issues with no solutions and long on ‘god’.
    When did being a religious zealot become a primary reason to run for President?

    • Tor

      About 27 years ago, right after Ronald Reagan.

  • Steverino

    Christianist pandering hubris, as usual.

  • Mr. Joe

    “When you make the two one,and when you make the inside like the outside and the outside like the inside,and the above like the below and the below like the above,and when you make the male like the female and the female like the male,then you will enter the kingdom.”-Jesus Christ Gospel of Thomas

    • Bj Lincoln

      They are trying real hard to do just that.

  • Chrissy

    Just talked to God — he has no clue who this guy is and really wishes he would stop dropping his name to get into parties.

    • Homo Erectus

      God just told me he’s backing Donald Trump.

  • ChadSF

    If your family and the Koch Brothers don’t share your views, it is obvious that you are pandering to the religious right wing of this country. Whether he truly believes this or not, it’s all about the votes that he wants to earn from them. But let’s get through the debates first, because this clown train is going to be a chock-full of political fun!

  • Terance Greene

    By God he means the Koch Brothers

  • Ginger Snap

    Good think I have Caller ID and Call Blocking because I wouldn’t want to get a call from your god he is obviously a douche.

  • anne marie in philly

    yeah, right…and when my ass farts, it’s saying I need to go #2. perhaps scotty misheard his own ass speaking.

  • Michael

    So…because HE “believes” that marriage is between one man and one woman, all the rest of us must live under HIS “beliefs.” That certainly sounds democratic. As a Christian, I don’t believe God told him anything. Why would God choose a candidate who lives in open rebellion to Matthew 7:12?

    • Necessitas

      He’s “certain” that God told him to run, but he only “believes” that marriage should be limited to heterosexuals.

      Maybe he should have asked “God” about that too.

  • Mark

    I think this also deserves a 5150 tag.

  • Necessitas

    If he’s so certain, what does he need with faith?

    • Six Pins Delores

      “jiggery–pokery”

  • Colonel Panic.

    I want to be in charge of the nuclear weapons because the voices in my head are telling me to do things. Eek.

  • Arkansan

    It seems to me that if you have the big guy rooting for you, it should be a slam dunk. I wonder why so many making the same claim in past years have failed?

    • Homo Erectus

      Don’t you remember President Bachman? Oh – nevermind.

    • Friday

      Many are called, few are competent? 🙂 Or sane? 🙂

  • Jason

    God should stop trolling all these republicans. It was funny at first, but now he’s just being a dick.

    • TampaDink

      The dick god…..gee, I think that I might find religion again if that is who is in charge.

  • Canadian Observer

    You would think God would only need a single candidate, rather than the shotgun approach she seems to be using. Or maybe God is on a party line, those are still a thing, aren’t they?

    • David L. Caster

      Hedging His bets.

  • Canadian Observer

    Shouldn’t have God also told him to resign as Governor – isn’t holding onto his “day job” sort of indicating he doesn’t really have faith in the divine plan?

  • Toasterlad

    Boy, God sure gets off on telling crazy people to run for president, doesn’t he?

    • Tor

      It’s a game with him.

    • Homo Erectus

      Way back in 1987 when I was working in Japan, Pat Robertson was running for president. I came into the plant one day and all the workers were laughing. It seems Pat had prayed a hurricane off it’s trajectory. They couldn’t wait to ask me if Americans really believed that.

      • Friday

        I keep thinking that Robertson now is where Huckabee will be in ten years. 🙂

  • Geezus Christ

    Trust me, that was not God calling. It was a wrong number.

    • kaydenpat

      Or voices in his head.

  • kaydenpat

    It’s good that he’s so open with his bigotry. Now allies of marriage equality will know not to vote for him even though he may be attractive to them in other ways. I’ve heard that he’s the Koch Brothers’ choice so he’ll probably be the GOP nominee. He needs to be defeated.

  • uhhuhh

    Jesus Calling? LOL!!!!!

    • NowAnAgnostic

      One ringy dingy, two ringy dingys and a big Ernestine snort. I love Lily Tomlin.

  • Octavio

    This probably pisses off Huckabee. Didn’t god tell him to run for president? Obviously, the christain god is major hypocrite. 🙂

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      good point.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Maybe god changed his mind after new information ?
      Or it is possible he is confused, or just a drinker.

      • Octavio

        Drinker. Definitely a drinker.

        • Tor

          All that blood of christ…..

          • Homo Erectus

            California is out of water ’cause jeebus turned it into wine.

    • Tor

      No. God loves a good joke. He’s telling them all to run just for the hell of it. He’s waiting for the pile-up at the end.

    • Homo Erectus

      I thought he gave his blessing to Rick Perry.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    If god really took time to have a one-on-one discussion with Mr. Walker about whether he should run for president, then god certainly must not have enough work to do. Jeb! no doubt would want god to work more hours.

    • Homo Erectus

      I’ve been asking Jesus to cut my lawn for a friggin’ week already.

  • paulmsmith

    Wooooo
    woooooo! Hello, God’s calling….When did God call? How did God call? How did God get my number? I have never suddenly heard a voice in my head and discerned that it was the voice of God that was calling. Maybe I
    am unlucky or unfortunate, but I don’t believe that God singles us out and calls us by name to do something or be something. I suspect one can have a premonition or a dream but to be so bold as to declare that God Almighty, Creator of Heaven and earth, as they say, has called and left a message defies all logic. But, what do I know. My cynicism suggests that this man is a charlatan who is appealing to the right wing Republican base who all have party lines to heaven.

  • Mark

    “Gotta get to the top of the pile. Gotta say anything that will out do the dogs in this race. Never mind my kids. They’ll do what ever I tell ’em….”

    Fuck you scotty – and I hope your boys rail against your bigoted ass.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Hey Scott! Did you think to ask god whether your gay son will have a bright future with people who love him?

    • David Walker

      That would mean he showed concern about another human. That’s not our Snotty.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Hey Scott! Did you think to ask god the outcome of the election?

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    Hey Scott! Can you ask god how much I need to save for retirement?

  • BaddogLtd

    Jeezus sez

  • Tor

    “This is God’s plan for me…

    God has a great sense of humor. He loves a good joke.

  • Helen Damnation

    Scott, you can’t vote on other people’s rights, that’s why they call them rights, ad nauseum, ad nauseum, ad nauseum…

  • NowAnAgnostic

    Didn’t Dubya Bush talk to god and god told him to invade Iraq? We all know how well that advice turned out. How many dead are there as a result of that “talk?” God must really like death, destruction, and suffering.

    • Homo Erectus

      God told all the republicans to run. Now he’s just sitting around heaven laughing his ass off.

  • rednekokie

    This liar doesn’t even know who God is, let alone what God’s plan is for him. If he did, he would realize that he hasn’t a clue what the message of Jesus was — Love your Neighbor as Yourself.
    What a yo-yo

  • Curieux Bleu

    Just another super-pandering Asshole puffed up with Hubris. College Dropout who damaged education in WI and particularly the formerly outstanding University of Wisconsin system.

    Cut services, only got avery small fraction of the new jobs created in neighbouring Democratic Minnesota, ran a government rife with massive covered up corruption, crushed union protections for workers, because “who needs a living wage in Wisconsin? He thinks it is $7.50/hr. from the luxury of the Governor’s mansion.

    Civil rights? Only the .01% deserve them. Human rights forget it, … only for the GOP Elites … women should just get knocked up and shut up about it. LGBT? … Scott could spit his contempt and hostility. 3/4 of his family have some compassion for minorities but, not little Scottie, wannabe Master of the Universe. … A White Theocratic Fascist Universe, that is …. Let the police loose on the black Americans and the Latinos.

    Sorry ghettofolk but you are the wrong colour to be walking out on the street in the Public Square part of town in broad daylight.

    Unless of course you’re cleaning the sewers, and hauling the garbage, and serving me, Mr. Mighty Whitey an executive lunch, lavishly paid by taxdollars

    Oh yeah sucking KOCK, that much is certain, but that phone call from God, what crackpipe was Scott smoking there?

    Oh I get it! The “Prosperity Gospel” for multi-millionaires, and let’s just fuck over the Good Samaritan, shall we? Hey, lets face it, Jesus was all about Rambo hyper-masculinity and corporate profits protected by open carry/concealed carry war weapon idiot mentality. Mark Driscoll had the church for you Scottie, oh but wait … it imploded last December from authoritarian abuse, financial and human abuse of its sheep/people. But you’d love his style of ” jesus centred christianity LOL version”, as defined by greedy morally bankrupt pastors or politicos like Walker.

    If the US electorate choose this man as Prez, then I guess they will be acclaimed worldwide as the stupid doofuses of the planet, and will deserve all the misery that he is going to inflict upon them.

    But no one REALLY deserves the misery, oligarchy, hypocrisy, cruelty and Dystopia that the batshit core Republican narcissistic self idolators are preparing for their 2016 ‘offerings’.

    Christian? Not a snowball’s hope in HELL that any of these people are even remotely Christian, let alone remotely sane.

    These are all RACIST, MISOGYNIST, SUPER SELFISH, HOMOPHOBIC CON-ARTIST BIGOTS GRASPING FRANTICALLY AT $$$$$$$ and POWER to dispel any insecure thoughts about their own death and decay at the end of very cruel and antisocial lives. Despicable sociopathic monsters. In a word, monstrously and consciously EVIL.

  • DaveMiller135

    Perhaps the piles of money blinded you, but there is a distinct difference between the Koch brothers and any deity.

    Oh, and the unelected Supreme Court Justices are that way for a reason; specifically to protect them from thugs like you.

  • B Snow

    Are we sure that painting of Bobby Jindal is of Bobby Jindal and not Scott Walker?

    Ah, I’m not the only one to see it. https://twitter.com/maxblumenthal/status/562810704882049024

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8-BV2oIAAI4_SK.jpg

    • Six Pins Delores

      Piyush Walker. their love child. I vote Piyush gives birth to it.

  • Mikey

    If this man truly believes that God spoke to him and told him to run for president of the US, then he needs to be locked up and under psychiatric treatment – not running for “leader of the free world”.

  • teedofftaxpayer

    Another one of those “God told me” dimwits. This dude would run this country so far into the ground it isn’t funny.

  • Drayfield

    Hee hee hee

  • j.martindale
  • Homo Erectus

    Scott, honey – that ringing in your ears ain’t jeebus.

    • Queequeg

      He does always have that expression that looks like he just stepped on a board that popped up and smacked him in the face. Like something from a three stooges movie.

  • Queequeg

    Think about this. These people believe that an all powerful god created a universe that is so vast and complex that we can not even begin to understand it. Then that same god takes a trip to Wisconsin to tell a college dropout that he should run for president. Said college dropout then says he is “humbled” to have been chosen by this all powerful being. If that is not the height of hubris, then I don’t know what is.

    • Six Pins Delores

      Second only to Trump.

      • Queequeg

        Yep “god chose me to be the biggest dipshit in the country”.

  • olandp

    That God, what a card. He calls all of these imbeciles to run for President. He/She/It must just sit back and laugh.

  • Brian in Valdosta

    God: I meant for you to run as President of your local PTA chapter!

  • perversatile

    Hey Scott- why don’t you check for polyps while you’re up there

  • He forgot the “black robes” nomenclature.

  • Happy_Housewife

    History has shown us that when God tells you to do something that is going to make you powerful and rich, he’s usually just fucking with you.

  • justmeeeee

    he’s humbled? YEAH, that’s the ticket!

  • Robincho

    Wanker is a stark, barking, 5150 lunatic, a condition not aided by the fact that he is THE stupidest looking fuck I ever had the rotten sorry misfortune to lay eyes on…

    • Homo Erectus

      Well, if you don’t count Trump.

  • agcons

    Spambot begone! Flagged.

  • DirtyPierre

    good thing he is humble, because he is probably really going to be humbled at the polls.

  • Antinousian

    Uhm, Scott, that was Loki. He’s messing with you.

  • Lyin’ Motherfukkers

    This is so motherfuckin’ arrogant when candidates try to claim “God’s Endorsement” for themselves. You’ll have Mike Huckabee, Rick Santorum, Ben Carson, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Jeb Bush all doing the same thing, and at least six of those motherfuckers are gonna be lyin’.

  • TexPlant

    I believe that marriage is between one man and one woman. I believe that the states have the right to define marriage. To protect this right, I support an amendment to the United States Constitution to reaffirm the ability of the states to continue to define marriage

    Lots of WHAT HE believes, but the majority of Americans are in favor of same sex marriage. So WHAT America is he wanting to represent exactly??

  • GayEGO

    Oh, so he wants the United Anti-gay States of America and the United Marriage-equality States of America. Good luck on that one! :>)

  • Michael

    If enough people had voted at his recall, this wouldn’t be happening. Again, progressives who don’t vote end up causing the whole country grief.