Orly Taitz Vs Obama: Again

And you’d forgotten about her.

A federal judge has dismissed nearly all claims California dentist and attorney Orly Taitz brought against President Barack Obama and his administration. This is in connection with a federal lawsuit Taitz filed against Obama, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson, Health and Human Services Secretary Sylvia Burwell and the U.S. Border Patrol, Rio Grande Valley Sector. U.S. District Judge An-drew S. Hanen found the president and other defendants are immune from monetary damages, and are immune from Taitz’s claims they engaged in racketeering. He also dismissed her claim they defamed her character, and he found she lacks standing for her alleged injury as a taxpayer. Taitz had asked Hanen to order authorities not to move undocumented immigrants to other states, or in the alternative, to deport or hold them in quarantine for two months. She claims they spread epidemics of scabies, tuberculosis, measles, whooping cough, swine flu, dengue fever, the Ebola virus and lice.

(Tipped by JMG reader BK)

  • Phil

    One immigrant carrying bovine spongiform was overlooked apparently.

    • Octavio

      In Orly’s case I believe she has scrappie.

  • “She claims they spread epidemics of scabies, tuberculosis, measles, whooping cough, swine flu, dengue fever, the Ebola virus and lice.”

    So much projection, so little quarantine time for Oily Taintz.

    • People4Humanity

      Great minds, and all that. Mornin’, Stogiebear!

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      Oh, poodle, she forgot the black plague. No one should ever forget the Immigrants bringing in the black plague.

      • Oh, I’m sure she considers President Obama to be the black plague…

  • oikos
  • chasmader

    Was hasn’t this POS been deported back to her native Moldova?

  • crewman

    “A federal judge has dis-missed nearly all claims California ”

    Maybe it’s early and I’m missing it, but does anyone see what the Judge did not dismiss? She threw so much crazy out there, I was curious what the judge let stand.

  • Blobby

    oh, i do bet she’s most worried about scabies and lice. personally worried.

    • People4Humanity

      If projection is a thing, then yeah.

  • Michael Rush

    trump in drag ?

    • DaddyRay

      Has anyone ever seen them in the same room at the same time ….

      • chasmader

        Both appear to have the same hairdresser

  • txscotty39

    Do other countries have as many nutty, insane people as we do?

    • bkmn

      They do but they are usually under medical care.

      • Reality.Bites

        Or in power.

        • olandp

          Or send them to US.

          • Reality.Bites

            They don’t send them. They leave of their own accord. We don’t want to start sounding like Donald Trump.

    • Canadian Observer

      Probably, but because they are held financial responsible for legal “costs” they tend not to frolic about in the courts as much.

    • hudson11

      lol. we have our crazies up north as well but they tend to keep their mouths shut tighter.

  • A Big Sarcastic Fairy!

    Oy Vey Iz Mir.

  • Elliott

    Nothing like a good cup of crazy to start the morning.

  • Reality.Bites

    The original source has fascinatingly bad hyphenation software.

    A federal judge has dis-missed nearly all claims California dentist and attorney Orly Taitz brought against President Barack Obama and his administration.

    This is in connection with a federal lawsuit Taitz filed against Obama, De-partment of Homeland Security Secretary Jeh Johnson, Health and Hu-man Services Secretary Sylvia Burwell and the U.S. Border Patrol, Rio Grande Valley Sector.

    U.S. District Judge An-drew S. Hanen found the president and other de-fendants are immune from monetary damages, and are immune from Taitz’s claims they engaged in racketeering.

    • motordog

      I never trusted the Hu-mans…

      • Reality.Bites

        I never trust an Oily Taint.

    • lattebud

      And the used this picture of her… I am sure she provided what looks like a paint-by-numbers (hyphens intentional) portrait of herself looking like she just had sex in her dentist’s chair.

      • medaka

        like she just had sex in her dentist’s chair

        Eewe. That image is right up there with the scene from Marathon Man.

        • dwieboldt

          I actually fainted in the theater because of that scene…

          • hudson11

            i get that. its horrific.

    • bkmn

      FYI – Judge Hanen is also the right wing judge who has ruled Obama’s executive orders on immigration are illegal. So he must have found Orly extremely nutty.

      • Reality.Bites

        On her Wikipedia entry it says:

        Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly called Taitz a “nut”. In response, she and pastor James David Manning organized a protest outside Fox News headquarters in New York City in November, 2009, which drew an estimated 15 to 20 attendees.

        15 to 20 attendees? I see a bright future for her in rally organization for NOM.

        • chasmader

          She’s a Jew, why would there be a Pastor?

          • David Walker

            He sensed a way to make money.

        • barrixines

          She met Manning? How did this not result in a spermaccino-fueled folie a deux spree killing? They could have been the fucknut Leopold and Loeb.

  • AtticusP

    That’s all, folks!

  • Craig S

    she’s back

  • JT

    Orly needs to go back to Russia. Putin needs her help.

  • joeyj1220

    So, in brief, the court said “fuck off you crazy bitch”

  • olandp

    The judge should order her tested for syphillis, she appears to be in Tertiary Stage.

  • Cuberly

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KV43rJ0a5iA

    (Actually just sorta wanted to hear the song anyway.)

  • Gerry Fisher

    A lawyer and a dentist. Someone has an identity crisis going on.

    • Steverino

      Her practice is limited to frivolous lawsuits and false teeth.

  • Skokieguy

    There is something called Malicious Prosecution. If she doesn’t qualify for charges, who does?

    Citizens in California should consider a class action against her to recover all the taxpayer funds that have been used to deal with her endless barrage of legal kabuki theater.

  • caphillprof

    Is she off her meds again?

  • KaBoomBOX

    Of course the President didn’t defame her, she does that all by herself.

  • geoffalnutt

    Yay, Oily!!! I missed her (sad face), but she’s back…just in time! Things are getting really, really good.

  • Patrick

    Sounds like Trump found his running mate.

  • BaddogLtd

    OILY TAINTS: the sweat like secretion between the asshole and genitals. Not to be confused with Santorum. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-AHb1DJSJ56E/TnQeQvXZT8I/AAAAAAAABb8/YatFvCiLg_E/s1600/Taint.png

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    “…and he found she lacks standing for her alleged injury as a taxpayer ”

    As well as a lack of mental capacity and common decency and is hereby ordered to be deported to another hemisphere.

    • vorpal

      Which hemisphere do you hate enough to send her to?
      Don’t kick her my way! =spank=

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Relax whiskers, ….the northern hemisphere of Pluto.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Sigh… so many loonies so confusing. Who is this one again? Is that the Chris Crocker impersonator? Honey, try selling Mary Kay products and aim for that pink Cadillac. Politic is not your thing.

  • Happy_Housewife

    You left out her career as a real estate agent! Seriously, who wouldn’t buy a house from that woman?

  • Robincho

    Oily Taintz’s brain on a razor-blade would look like a bee-bee rolling down a four-lane high-way…

  • vorpal

    Is this seriously a real person??? Please tell me this is a joke?

  • clay

    Uhm, Dengue isn’t contagious; it’s a vectored virus. She’s, what, going off about immigrant mosquitoes?

  • SilasMarner

    Poor little thing just wants some attention is all.

  • Queequeg

    So Oily Tits is back in the news. What I’m wondering is how it would be possible to defame her character.

    • Octavio

      Well, we could get the word out that she’s a lousy dentist for starters. 🙂

  • Octavio

    In the not too distant future we will have verifiable reproducible proof that many forms of mental illness are caused by viral infections. There is already a mountain of research that indicates it’s a real thing. Imagine how many people Orly Taitz has infected. She should be removed from society for our protection, the same way the government put away Typhoid Mary. 🙂

  • Ha! Finally she has been slapped down.

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

    A federal judge has dismissed nearly all claims

    What claims were not dismissed? Maybe I’m reading it wrongly, but it seems to me the whole thing was dismissed.

  • RKitty01

    somebody’s off her meds!

  • Mark_in_MN

    Racketeering? Carrying out government functions is racketeering? Uh.

  • sfmike64

    The only person defaming Orly Taitz’ reputation is…Orly Taitz.

    Poor dear.