Perkins: Stop Saying “God Bless America”

  • JaniceInToronto

    Holy Shit! He’s right. Stop it! Stop it right now!

    • Gustav2

      Take ‘God’ out of the Pledge! Take ‘God’ off the money! Take ‘God’ off government buildings and out of our courtrooms! Do it NOW!

      Edit: The biggest push back on all the anti-commie adding of ‘God’ everywhere in the 1950’s came from mainline Protestants who felt it was inappropriate.

      • KarenAtFOH

        God Bless the Protestants.

  • Phil

    …and send money.

    • kcken

      Exactly. They’ve replaced AMEN at the end of their rants with “send money” …

      • BobSF_94117

        What do you think “amen” means in the original Aramaic?

        • B Snow

          Okay, I laughed out loud at that. 😀

          • hajaxavier

            how else would you laugh? i remember when the modifer was “to myself”. 😉

          • B Snow

            As opposed to snickering quietly, I guess. 🙂

    • Harley

      Why ask for money. All they have to do is pray and all the money will be provided by Jesus. It’s in the bible. Don’t they read?

  • Treg Brown

    Agreed! Now let’s change the Pledge of Allegiance to omit the God part as well.

    • Amen.

      …..wait, no.

      • Treg Brown

        Ramen? 🙂

        • TampaZeke

          …and Pizzapon you.

      • Gustav2

        Make it so.

        • Why didn’t I think of that?!

        • BobSF_94117

          Which is what “amen” originally meant…

          • That’s a nice fantasy…

            “Amen” in the mouth of any monotheist has always, and WILL always mean “or else!”

            “God! Give me what I demand or I’ll quit believing in you!”

            Prayer as hubris, belief as blackmail.

            Such is the reality of monotheism.

          • Gustav2

            This Lutheran pastor’s son is shocked!

      • bkmn

        A simple “hell yes!” will do.

    • JT

      It was only added in 1954 under McCarthyism.

      • Octavio

        Yeah, ‘cuz communists were godless and ‘Merikuhns ain’t godless. Stupid as shit? Yes. But not godless.

    • Philly Mike

      I never thought I would agree with ANYTHING Perkins would say.

    • GeoffreyPS

      Agreed it makes us look silly to all the civilized countries.

    • Harley

      And off the currency as well.

    • Jeffg166

      That would be going back to the original version written by Francis Julius Bellamy a socialist baptist minister.

    • Joseph Miceli


  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Just as the founding fathers intended.

    • bambinoitaliano

      As oppose to the fondling father of Tony Perkin’s FRC.

  • Gest2016

    Sorry Tony, we won. And gays will be getting happily married long after your sordid, pointless life has come to its merciful end.

    • Bad Tom

      Actually, I know countless ways his life could come to an unmerciful end.
      But, I’m not allowed to share them.

      • Gest2016

        He could choke on a cock. Any volunteers?

        • Bad Tom

          But, that is one of the pleasanter unmerciful endings.
          Also, he could be a biter. Be sure you have your tetanus shot.

  • Six Pins Delores

    Duggar Duggar Duggar Duggar Duggar Duggar Duggar Duggar Duggar Duggar Duggar Duggar Duggar Duggar Duggar

  • Freeman

    God hasn’t blessed America ever since it built a country on the backs of indigenous people and slaves.

  • Octavio

    It is so surreal how christain ass wipes think they can tell everyone where to sit, think, say and do. I’ll start saying and writing god bless whatever I fucking like. And I’ll add “Hate Tony Perkinsinism!”

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      That is SO spot ON, and I hate the term ” Spot On ” !!

    • Christopher

      God bless Satan. 😉

      • Octavio

        Naw. I don’t believe in Jeebuzz. So why would I believe in Satan? One morning while waiting for a table to have breakfast a little old lady not much older than me said, “Shit! This is taking forever!” Then she looked at me and apologized, commenting that she was probably going to hell for cursing. I told her I didn’t believe in that sort of thing (hell) and I doubted she had anything to worry about. The sudden look of fright on her face was a surprise. And she took a couple of steps away from me as if I was the devil. “You . . . don’t believe?” And it was obviously the first time she’d ever heard that someone did not believe in hell or her beloved satan. Nope. Not part of my schema. But I do know of and believe in a lot of other things that make the myth of hell and the devil sweet and warm children’s tales. 🙂

        • RaygunsGoZap

          For you!

    • GreatLakeSailor

      Craig Carter put it this way: “Other than telling us how to live, think, marry, pray, vote, invest, educate our children, and now, die, I think the Republicans have done a fine job of getting government out of our personal lives.”
      And I don’t know who Carter is, but he seems to have summed up SuperKookyChristoFascistexpialidocious (aka Republicans) quite well.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Gay Bless America? Dog Bless America? Money Bless America? NRA Bless America? Who is he Apple or McDonald trying to copyright the word god?

  • Pollos Hermanos

    Yes, by all means quit quoting that Irving Berlin show tune.

  • Dean Gold

    Did we reject when we accepted adultery, divorce, when we covered and defended pedophiles (priests, evangelical TV stars) etc etc etc. But show love to someone and its ICK and Fuck the F*GGOTS! Tony, you are sad. You are also revolting. And on the wrong side of history. How you can refer to a loving god when you are filled with and spew hate every day amazes, but the hypocrisy of those religious who cross over into fanaticism knows no bounds. How are you different from the Imams of the radical Islamist regiems who spew hate. You aren’t.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    We want the same things Toni. Go walk with the lord.

    • Rocketeer500

      And make that a long walk……. off a short pier.

      • David F.

        That ends over an active volcano, or a feeding frenzy of great whites while you’re wearing you seal costume, …

        • GreatLakeSailor

          It is shark week, doncha know!

          • Snarkaholic

            In Tony’s world, EVERY week is shark week (the “P” in PMS stands for “Perpetual”)!

      • Snarkaholic

        …and then through the valley of the Shadow of Death…where God’s Rod and Staff will comfort thee, Tony!
        (You know you want to(!)

  • kcken

    What did we learn today kids: That gay marriage, and queerosexuals are so horrible that god has forsaken the entire country.


    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      Oh honey, we are on a highway to hell and I know I am enjoying the ride.
      “Hey, Driver pull over, it’s time for my noon Margarita!”

      • People4Humanity

        b-b-b but it’s only 11:43!?

        • Anastasia Beaverhousen

          Not in Eastern Time it isn’t… But since your in Central, go ahead and have a Screwdriver…

          • Octavio

            It’s 15:25 where I’m sitting. What’s this 11:43 stuff?

        • GreatLakeSailor

          “Sun’s over the yardarm somewhere!”

      • kcken

        Sharing is caring! **holds up a 2nd straw**

  • Macbill

    Considering all the people we’ve killed in the name of America, the wedding parties we’ve bombed out of existence, is there any wonder Tony’s god is pissed?

    • GreatLakeSailor

      1 in 5 American children born into poverty. Fuck, I’m pissed about that, and while I’m rather godlike 😉 , instead of going on a petulant rampage, I’d go on a building spree showering the land with jobs building schools, sustainable water systems, green energy, etc., etc. Tony Duggar’s god would hurt people. Sad god duggar-types try to appease – no wonder they’re such awful people.

  • Corey

    The only appropriate response for Tony Perkins after seeing his CCC flag come down today…

  • madknits

    Bitch, please. Queen Elizabeth is still alive, so no one died and made you Queen. Shut the fuck up and stop giving orders as if you mattered.

    • Gest2016

      We will be watching him very closely for the rest of his life. People like Tony frequently turn to physical violence once they realize their verbal assaults no longer work. Tony is dangerous and unhinged.

    • Michael Rush

      i’ve gone to some of the sites where these people talk and it’s probably 3- 8 people constantly making the same comments .

  • Scott Carpenter

    He’s just a heretic and a blasphemer, anyway. I never listen to what he says. All right-thinking people know it’s the invisible pink rainbow-farting unicorn that guards and protects this country.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Hmmmm I am tempted to register it’s only 99 cents for a year. Not sure what i’ll post with it though 😛

    • Silver Badger

      Please don’t. Vilifying dick suckers is just wrong. perhaps, tonyperkinswantstosuckdickbutnoonewilllethim .com would be better.

      • bambinoitaliano

        Nah that’s too long for a domain. I’m gonna think of something else 🙂

        • David F.

          How about

          • bambinoitaliano

            Not bad.

          • David F.

            Mine would open up the realm of what Tonette would like to see in his perfect, all about me little country. You know, the place with no gays, minorities, any other religions. Nothing that was ever made by those excluded groups or those friendly towards them – no computers or any technology, no places to shop, no prepared foods, no cars – just “happy Xstains ” reading their BuyBulls, scratching a meager existence from all the crops they’ve grown and all the animals they’ve raised. Paradise!

          • GreatLakeSailor

            Living to the ripe old age of 32, may 35 if you can avoid the croup and the plague.

    • Wynter Marie Starr

      Well, we could all post amusing photoshopped things that say fuck you. To Tony, not you.

      • bambinoitaliano

        Hmmm how about

  • Amanda B. Rekendwith

    And thus ends a chapter.
    Not with a bang, but a whimper.

    Sucks to be you, Tony.

  • LovesIrony

    haven’t said it in years, but I have said, “go fuck off you vile bigot” and I’m not stopping. Go fuck off you vile bigot.

  • Rocketeer500

    Nothing more than a sorry loser. And what a sorry loser Tonnette is.

  • Steverino

    So he agrees with Jeremiah Wright, now, only for a different reason?

    How ironic.

  • Mark McGovern

    Tony Perkins: Quintessential definition of “loud-mouthed shnook”. Sooooooo fucking tiresome…

    • David F.

      I thought it meant “festering, pustulent roid on a baboon’s anus”. Huh – you learn something new every day.

      • Bad Tom

        Your definition is more… evocative.

  • David in Palm Springs

    …and yet we’re all still waiting to see God’s wrath because of marriage equality. He could have done something about it TEN YEARS AGO when Massachusetts legalized same-sex marriage. Since there has been no wrath, we should all assume that God tacitly approves of civil equality for gay Americans… unless Tony Duggar can prove otherwise.


    After all these tears, Toney has finally found an outlet for the suppressed rage he has not been able to publicly express over being forced to treat blacks as equals.

  • John

    Yes, please, let’s get this fictional creature (God and/or Tony) out of our government and out of our lives!

  • Amanda B. Rekendwith


    • Lee Grupsmith

      I am so borrowing this for future use!

      • Fuck “borrow” – I’m STEALIN’! You think I’d ever want to give THAT back?

      • Amanda B. Rekendwith

        Borrow away!

  • JT

    So, Tony, now we know the new Christofascist slogan: God fuck America!

    It’s good to see your true colors at last. Funny that they should be revealed by the colors of the rainbow flag.

  • geoffalnutt

    Absolutely!!!! As Christopher Hitchens once observed re Heaven/God: “I don’t want live in a celestial North Korea” This God is a Big Brother I will not have.

  • Chucktech

    Shockingly, he’s absolutely right. Enough with the gawd bless America jingoism.

    I was shocked to read, in a book by David Niose called “Fighting Back the Right,” that the first American president who used “God Bless America” at the end of a speech was none other than Richard Nixon. Since then, every goddam speech given by any president has had that hubristic, US-is-exceptional BS phrase in it, and if any president failed to say it, you just know there’d be howls of self righteous indignant wailing from the nutty bible crowd.

    • popebuck1

      Reagan was the first one to do it consistently.

      • People4Humanity

        My name is Ronald Reagan,
        and I approve this message!

    • GreatLakeSailor

      Eisenhower was the first to welcome Prosperity Jeebus to open Cabinet meetings.

      In 1952, Mr. Graham went to Washington and made Congress his congregation. He recruited representatives to serve as ushers at packed revival meetings and staged the first formal religious service held on the Capitol steps. That year, at his urging, Congress established an annual National Day of Prayer. “If I would run for president of the United States today on a platform of calling people back to God, back to Christ, back to the Bible,” he predicted, “I’d be elected.”

      Dwight D. Eisenhower fulfilled that prediction. With Mr. Graham offering Scripture for Ike’s speeches, the Republican nominee campaigned in what he called a “great crusade for freedom.” His military record made the general a formidable candidate, but on the trail he emphasized spiritual issues over worldly concerns. As the journalist John Temple Graves observed: “America isn’t just a land of the free in Eisenhower’s conception. It is a land of freedom under God.” Elected in a landslide, Eisenhower told Mr. Graham that he had a mandate for a “spiritual renewal.”


      The first week of February 1953 set the dizzying pace: On Sunday morning, he was baptized; that night, he broadcast an Oval Office address for the American Legion’s “Back to God” campaign; on Thursday, he appeared with Mr. Vereide at the inaugural National Prayer Breakfast; on Friday, he instituted the first opening prayers at a cabinet meeting.

      • Chucktech

        Wonderful… So that was the beginning, with the christianist camel’s nose under the government tent.

  • Michael Rush

    saying ” god bless america ” always solved everything .

    bush / cheney / rumsfeld : invest in oil and weapons , start a war , wave a flag and say ” god bless america ”

  • Dale Paris

    Mr. Perkins, judging your gawd by its followers as whole, why would anybody want its blessing?

  • KarenAtFOH

    Bless his heart.

  • BaddogLtd

    Perkins: “Stop saying God Bless America”. – works for me, dick-breath.

  • lymis

    He’s getting so shrill that it’s well past the point that there’s even room for speculation. He’s hiding something, and it’s something big, and it’s something awful. I’ve never seen a professional morals scold who wasn’t.

    I wonder what it is and when it will blow open.

    • Bad Tom

      Well, that fetus-in-a-jar thing was pretty damn weird.
      And, that’s public knowledge.

  • MikeBx2

    I’ve always thought it odd that these folks who believe there’s a god sending out “blessings” to particular countries, seem to think the evidence is based in who has the most money. Not in things like health, happiness and overall quality of life.

  • JT

    Shorter Perkins: “I’m taking my toys and I’m going home.”

    But where is his home now that he’s said his country should be fucked?

  • popebuck1

    I agree with him, surprisingly enough. Ending EVERY presidential speech with “…and may God continue to bless America” (or some variation) has rankled me ever since Reagan started the custom. That’s another Reagan legacy, like saluting his Marine guard when getting on or off Air Force One, which even GENERAL Eisenhower didn’t feel the need to do. But that was Reagan – always about the empty political gestures of patriotism and Godliness, even while doing the exact opposite with his actual policies.

  • rextrek1

    Ohhh myyyyyy Sky daddy won’t bless Murica..?

  • Jamie Brewer

    This reminds me of the “war on XMAS” battle that looms up every winter. Keep it up Tony, hopefully people will stop saying “God Bless America”. San Savage states it perfectly in his review of “Sarah Palin’s shit stain of a book”. I quote Dan”s review: ” Just as conservatives made patriotism toxic during the Vietnam War by conflating it with blind obedience to authority (“My country, right or wrong!”), modern conservatives have made “merry Christmas” toxic by associating it with Christian fundamentalism, religious intolerance, and the politics of imagined persecution.”

    • B Snow

      Thanks for the link! I’m at

      “All this for me—and I wasn’t even that good. Translate that into Latin and it could be on the Palin family’s coat of arms.”

      and I kind of want to stop reading there because really, how can he top that? Quote of the century.

  • cjs

    “Thank you for allowing me this opportunity to serve you these last 8 years, and to all the haters, go fuck yourselves.

    Best wishes to Americans who aren’t racist bigoted dicks, and from the bottom of my heart, America, fuck yeah.”

    — Barack Obama, televised farewell address, January 17, 2017

  • David Lightman

    Agree, I’ve been saying Dionysus bless America for awhile now instead.

    • Bad Tom

      Dionysus is a far more fun god than whatever god Tony worships.*
      * Money.

    • GreatLakeSailor

      That works – Dionysus was a wine expert, a sommelier if you will, ToneTone is rather an expert whiner.

      One pleasant, one not.

  • BaddogLtd

    Love the picture of Perkins. He looks like Magneto trying to levitate the last few coins from the suckers pockets.

  • Secure

    Whiners can’t stop whining.

  • Disqusdmnj

    That’s weird… all I heard was this:

  • John Masters

    Yeah, and that holy book of yours says you’re supposed to walk with God HUMBLY (read Micah 6:8), and oh, same verse…”love mercy and do justice.” Asshole.

  • And I half expected “think of the children” to come popping out of his mouth at some point…

  • billbear1961

    Wherever you stand, you immoral monster, wherever your shadow falls, the ground is CURSED.

  • Richard Rush

    Oh, I thought that the Obergefell decision actually was an example of God blessing America. So, I guess I can understand why Jerkins feels it’s no longer appropriate for people to say “God Bless America” anymore.

  • Galvestonian

    KATE SMITH if she was still alive would just smack Tonette so hard his family wouldn’t recognize him anymore. Listen to her version of ‘God Bless America’ and you’ll totally understand – she actually asked Irving Berlin to write it just before WWII. Check it out on youtube. Give you the friggin’ chills and makes you proud to be an American — unlike Tonette whos most probably a commie, pinko bastard.

  • Claude Jacques Bonhomme

    “God Bless America” can continue to exist as an iconic song… it’s part of the cultural heritage.

    Now, “In God We Trust” must be removed from coinage and currency, and “E Pluribus Unum” restored. Those are issued by the Government.

  • Cuberly

    Remember when his rants where little pissy fits about having the “debate”? The tactic of whining that it was all so uncivil and we needed to just sit and chat about it, or something. Even though it was just a bizarre stalling tactic on his part that would lead to nothing. Would toni ever back-off or accept our right to equality after winning said debate? Hell the debate was played out in courtrooms across the whole country.

    So now gawd, speaking through toni, has shrugged his shoulders and said fuck em, or us, or the entire country apparently. Because toni’s cult lost, we as a country aren’t following toni’s script so therefore gawd is fer realz upset. Yet again another bizare scare tactic. What evs.

  • BaddogLtd

    Instead of saying “God Bless America” I vote we say “Gesundheit America”. – Because

  • Toasterlad

    Sorry, Tony…”God Bless America” has belonged to the Philadelphia Flyers since 1975, but they graciously let anyone use it. If you have an issue with that, you’re going to have to come to Philadelphia and discuss it with the team.

  • Lawerence Collins

    Delusion is forte.

  • MrRobotoLA

    Yes, please.

  • 2patricius2

    What’s he going to start singing now? “God damn America”?

  • Dennis

    On Monday he’ll be saying we should be

  • Mark_in_MN

    Wasn’t Tony Perkins in the crowd that went all apoplectic with the video, stripped from context, of Jeremiah Wright saying “God damn America”?

  • joe ho

    the future is indeed bleak for these christers as western civilization continues the transition into its post-christian era.

  • Michael

    Unpatriotic, false prophet. “Bad fruit cannot come from a good tree.” (Matthew 7:18)

  • TampaZeke

    I stopped saying that YEARS ago when I stopped pretending that there was a god that blesses and curses things or that there was a god period.

    You’re welcome!

  • Please do, and while we’re at it, keep all your crazy voodoo religious wackery to yourself too!

  • Keppler2

    I’ve never said “god bless America.” Not ever. Not once.

  • Oh Boo Hoo! The gays have ruined the country forever! Not racism, not greed, or lust, divorce or violence, but LGBT folks. Get that damned stick out of your ass and crawl down off that paper-mache cross, remove that plastic thorn crown and get a real job. One that leaves you dirty, smelly and with blisters until your hands and feet harden.

  • TheManicMechanic

    That’s what I’ve been saying all along!

  • furyatx

    Indeed! It also needs to be removed every were as well. From the Pledge of Allegiance to Money and all other places of our government.