The Duggar Family Has The Sadz

  • Steven Leahy

    “Praying for our nation today”

    Talk about denial and living in an alternate universe. You need to be praying for YOURSELVES.

    • LonelyLiberal

      Screw them and screw praying. How ’bout some licensed therapy for the victims, though, and some prosecution for the duggerer.

      • bkmn

        And his parents who covered the whole thing up.

    • 2patricius2

      Yes. I think they need to be quiet and deal with their own issues. They have no moral authority to preach to others.

      • DonnaLee

        They never did, but when few are standing up for them now, the others silence is speaking volumes.

        • D. J.

          The Hucksterbee will prey with them as soon as his ghostwriter completes his next book and he tours again.

          • David L. Caster

            Which is to say, once the huckster drops out of the primaries.

        • B Snow

          Except that post has nearly 20,000 likes. So there are 20,000 people on facebook who still support them. That’s disturbing. 🙁

    • Herald

      My first thought was “Oh Myy!”
      My second was “Are they admitting their wicked ways and repenting of them?” Sadly, as necessary as that is I doubt it, they are far to self righteous.

    • KCMC

      nice verse.
      Heal your own house.

      • D. J.

        And get off my lawn. 😉

    • Webslinger

      I can’t take a book that endorses slavery of which a nation upheld for COUNTLESS years to its benefit seriously any more than I can take a family of indoctrinated “close minded child abuse protectors…

      • GC

        The Rev. Jim Huber’s pamphlet “Learn from History” says it beautifully as well. (Hit the link for a nicely formatted PDF flyer.) I’ve made one edit here, replacing “gay marriage” with a more accurate and inclusive term.

        Learn from History

        In the late 1700s some people wanted democratic rule. Conservative elements of the church pointed to the Bible and said it proved that the king ruled by God’s will.

        In the mid 1800s some people wanted to end slavery. Conservative elements of the church pointed to the Bible and said it proved that God approved of slavery.

        In the early 1900s some people wanted to give women the vote. Conservative elements of the church pointed to the Bible and said it proved that God made women inferior to men.

        In the mid 1900s some people wanted to end segregation. Conservative elements of the church pointed to the Bible and said it proved God wanted to keep the races separate.

        When you look back at how your parents and grandparents dealt with these things, are you ashamed or proud?

        Now some people want to allow [equal] marriage. Conservative elements of the church are pointing to the Bible and saying it proves God hates homosexuality.

        When your children and grandchildren look back at how you deal with this, will they be ashamed or proud?

        Learn from History!

        • Webslinger

          Thank you…posting this on my Facebook page…

    • Steverino

      What, they aren’t referring to Charleston? That’s what I thought they meant, silly me.

      *snark*

    • How exquisite, the taste of a self righteous Hypocrite’s tears.

  • Doug105

    How about a hypocrite tag?

    • Joe knows who I am.

      They’ve had that one for years already.

  • karen in kalifornia

    What does that even mean?

    • LonelyLiberal

      I was wondering the same thing. It doesn’t relate to yesterday’s events.

      • Oh’behr

        Must be their quiverful code for they’re against the Supreme Court ruling.

    • another_steve

      Something about wickedness.

      I might try some wickedness today, actually. If I can get the man to put his teeth in, that is.

      • LonelyLiberal

        Isn’t it more fun if he leaves his teeth out?

        • another_steve

          I like it on the rougher side, hon.

  • grada3784

    I’m sure they’re just joshing.

    • PLAINTOM

      FTW

  • Mark

    Didn’t they also pray that Josh wouldn’t duggar any more duggars after he duggared the first little duggar?

    • Michael Rush

      they turned to god harder than ever , proof that prayer works !!!
      ( the same way they are praying for our nation today )

    • vorpal

      Maybe Josh outpreyed them?

      • Sk3ptic

        I see what you did there and I approve this message.

  • JesterRedPanda

    The entire internet doesn’t have enough memory to hold all of the DUGGAR DUGGAR DUGGAR DUGGAR DUGGAR DUGGAR DUGGAR DUGGAR DUGGAR DUGGAR that should be said in response to this.

  • LonelyLiberal

    Duggar 1:1 And if a boy toucheth his sisters but say he is sorry, let him be forgiven and his crime be suppressed by his parents. For at least he is not a dirty gay.

    • TampaDink

      Thou sisterly victims shall bear all of the guilt until they have born their own litters.

      • LonelyLiberal

        Thereafter shall they be babysat by the boy and left alone, for God shall decide who will be duggared.

      • bambinoitaliano

        Upon which their litters shalt continue the dugger tradition, carry forward their forefather god given right to incest, molestation and pedophilia. Thou shalt covet thy little sisters.

        • Joseph Miceli

          “Let she who is duggared remain silent, for she bears the guilt of her wantonness which leads the righteous man to sin. Her sin is upon her for enticing her brother away from God to taste of her nubile youth. ”
          …..I feel really dirty for writing that. I think I’ll take a Silkwood shower. Blech!

        • TampaDink

          Forefather’s…forefinger.

          • bambinoitaliano

            Four fathers with four fingers……….ewww ….ewwww …ewww…you make me go there!

          • TampaDink

            You had to follow my twisted line of thought….I just led you there. ;-p

      • ColdDesert

        Litter indeed.

      • Paula

        And the sisters shall remain silent until under the control of a good man with a strong hand that will silence them. She shall be forced to bear male children to continueth the duggaring,

        • D. J.

          *and the sisters shall remain silent until the statue of limitations has expired……
          Fixed, just a slight alteration was needed.

      • David M

        Thou shalt punish a five year old girl for tempting her 15 year old brother.

        • TampaDink

          How else can these future whores learn right from wrong? /sarcasm.

    • Steven Leahy

      LOL see the bible can be redefined!

      • GC

        I prefer this redefinition: (www.lolcatbible.com) http://www.lolcatbible.com/images/thumb/a/a8/Lcb_book.jpg/325px-Lcb_book.jpg
        http://www.lolcatbible.com/images/5/5f/Cieling_cat_creates.jpg

        A reading from the book of Genesis:

        1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

        2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

        3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. 4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin. 5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

        • Joseph Miceli

          OMG, that is so fucking stupid that I can’t stop laughing! Awesome!!!!!

          • JulieBL

            Ceiling Cat is AWESOME.

          • GC

            Yes!

            On a tangent, Ellen DeGeneres put it well, too: “In the beginning there was nothing. God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.”

          • RoFaWh

            But let me say this: In Haydn’s great oratorio “Die Schöpfung” (“The Creation’), there is a passage early on to the text…

            …und Gott sprach/es werde licht/und es war licht! [and God spake, let there be light, and there was light!]

            It is one of the most sublime passages in all of music; the chorus slowly and quietly intones “es werde licht and es war…”, burbling down into near silence, and then suddenly in a blazing C major chord for full orchestra and chorus, we get LICHT!.

            Many, many great recordings of this masterpiece. This one is as good as any I think, but presents us with a curious combination of “original” instruments and the English text, not the German.

            The great shout on LIGHT! is at 10:14.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l07oRR4u-rk

          • 2karmanot

            “and God spake, let there be light, and there was light!” Ah, brings back nights at the SAINT, doing Falcon in the balconies.

        • B Snow

          So, wait, ceiling cat created the universe from barfing up a hairball??!! That explains so much!!

    • Gene

      you win the internets with THAT.
      this white trash family has no shame.

      • David Walker

        Srsly. I’m suffering from duggarhea.

    • b

      FUCK that “christian family.”

      • Oh’behr

        Christianist family?

        • RoFaWh

          The word “christianist” has the drawback that most people (except JMG regulars) won’t get it.

          “Pseudo-christian” is better, but too erudite because most people don’t understand that the fundamental meaning of “pseudo” is “false”.

          Taking all in all, the phrases “fake christian” or “pretend christian” may be best simply because everyone will understand what they mean.

          Recommended for consideration.

          • Oh’behr

            I like your ideas and they make sense to me. In the context of the outside world and how they might not understand our talk here.

            Fake or pretend Christian, in terms of talking about them work for me.

      • Joseph Miceli

        Why? They are already fucking each other, apparently.

    • Sashineb

      Yeah, what a bunch of fucking hypocrites they are. I guess it’s OK for them to continually rant about gay people even though their son JOSH DUGGAR SEXUALLY MOLESTED HIS OWN SISTERS.

    • For at least he is not a dirty gay¹.

      ¹ Some ancient sources read: not a filthy fag.

    • Six Pins Delores

      “For at least he is not a dirty gay.”
      Or Uncle Daddy.

    • David M

  • TampaDink

    Skull duggary.

    • LonelyLiberal

      Is that sticking your finger in somebody’s mouth? I mean, I’ve done a skull fucking, and had it done to me, but duggaring a skull doesn’t really appeal.

      • TampaDink

        Nothing about the Duggaring Duggars is ever appealing.

        • LonelyLiberal

          Point!

      • Mark

        Please come sit next to me so we can share notes on the fine art of cranial coitus…..

        • LonelyLiberal

          There are many considerations. Can one curl one’s tongue? Is it long enough to reach the family jewels? Gentle teeth graze or no teeth graze? Suction pressure, how much is too much?

          • Mark

            Get the answer to this and many more questions…..at my place. 🙂

          • LonelyLiberal

            Promises, promises.

        • Schlukitz

          “Cranial coitus”

          Love it. You, Sir, are a paragon of sagacity. 🙂

          • LonelyLiberal

            Uhhh…that done mean the mouth sex, right, Bo?

          • Schlukitz

            ;-P

  • Douglas

    Incestuous pedophile says what?

  • Gest2016

    Go fuck yourselves Duggars. We know you’re pretty good at that already.

  • Billanddogs

    “If my people, who call themselves by my name without my permission, shall humble themselves and stop their sons from molesting their daughters, and turn from their wicked vilification of gay, lesbian and transgender people, then I will hear from heaven and will ———– No, come to think of it, I’ll still think they are assholes.”

    Thus speaketh the Lord.

  • bkmn

    How touching!

    • TampaDink

      I LOVE what you did there.

  • Ninja0980

    What about the children your son molested?
    Where are the prayers for them?

    • bkmn

      JimBob is too busy praying the Touching Little Children network doesn’t cancel their show.

      • Oh’behr

        Touche. Touching Little Children network is perfect description. Considering the (what’s her name) Honey Boo Boo’s mom also had a sexual predator boyfriend whom I think was a pedophile.

        • D. J.

          Her show was cancelled very quickly in comparison.

    • Wynter Marie Starr

      It’s ironic that the LGBT community, their allies, and atheists are more concerned about those victims than their own parents.

      • Oh’behr

        Also ironic that we care more about those victims than The Learning Channel. Who still hasn’t canceled the show. (Isn’t that correct? They’ve just suspended it?).

        • Wynter Marie Starr

          Agreed, they care about their bottom line. I wonder if this had been a gay family or a gay molestation if the show would have been canceled. I don’t like that cult, but I can still worry about the children and the victims who were forced to take the blame and who had to live with their molester.

          • Oh’behr

            Yeah, that’s the situation which scares me. Those girls are still in the same house now again with Josh since he moved back to Arkansas. What a mess of a family. Parents are enablers.

            I hope those girls can somehow escape that family someday and get real help and therapy. It’ll take some time to heal, yet they deserve it.

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            You have something called empathy. Even when it involves people who you know hate you. I also hope that some of those kids can make it out. I also worry about Josh’s kids and his baby brothers and sisters. Leopards don’t change their spots no matter how much praying is down.

            You’re a good person and that is what counts in the end. The Duggars? Not so much.

          • Oh’behr

            Thank you. I do have a good heart and empathy. You’re a good person too. Caring, nurturing and also with empathy.

            I forgot about Josh’s children. Yikes. I agree. That’s sad that the Duggars do not value their own children much. To now put Josh back into their own home. Yet it might be too late for his own children anyway. Which is doubly tragic.

            It almost pains me to think about it. Yet we cannot stop what Arkansas (local, county, state) child protection or police should have done in the past or possibly the present.

            Now it’s their problem. I cannot dwell on it (where I drive myself crazy). Also this isn’t an isolate problem. Religious cults exist across the USA which isolate families or members to hide the abuse which goes on inside of them. What the Duggars accidentally managed to do what bring this abuse to the world. To expose the difference what they want to project and what is reality behind the facade.

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            Maybe one day some of them will see this discussion or others like it and know that we aren’t the enemy. It might give them food for thought; that total strangers they were taught to hate and fear care about their well being.

          • olandp

            Cancelled in a New York second.

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            Yup!

      • LonelyLiberal

        It’s less ironic than indicative of their mindset as opposed to ours.

        It’s also really damned sad, if you ask me.

        • Wynter Marie Starr

          Ironic in the sense that they hate us and would see us gone from the planet if they could. Meanwhile, we care about their children, perhaps more than they do.. It is also very indicative of their worldview and their mindset. And, it is sad.

        • Steven Leahy

          The more I think about it the more I realize they’re likely mentally ill.

          • RoFaWh

            They’re fundies, so mental illness is a given.

          • olandp

            As Sister Mary Ignatius explained to us all, “we (her 10 brothers and sisters) would pray to God, ‘Please make our mother not be crazy.’ Sometimes God’s answer is ‘No.'”

    • Goodboy

      The bible is very clear how the rapist should be punished.

      Laws of Rape (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT)
      If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.

      • koolaidyarn

        So the bible says they should be incestuous and polygamous, and Josh owes Jim Bob a lot of silver? Can’t be worse than what’s there already.

    • John T

      Josh Duggar was forgiven years ago, can’t we just move past that already?! The daughters, however — they’ve brought shame to the family, so they’re going to have to pray extra special hard to convince God that they’re worthy of forgiveness. Let us close our eyes, bow our heads, and reinscribe the idea that boys will be boys and girls will be sluts.

  • BobSF_94117

    “Deeply grateful that our despicable family is no longer the focus of the news”

    — The Duggars

    • GC

      ^^^ THIS! ^^^

    • Wynter Marie Starr

      You’d think they’d have kept their foul pieholes shut. But, attention whores are unable to help themselves.

    • Joe in PA

      I wonder if Bristol announced her pregnancy just before the SCOTUS decision deliberately? Hmmm, nah, not that bright.

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        I doubt it. She can’t seem to figure out timing or how to prevent anything getting in or out.

        • D. J.

          I must admit I wonder who her baby’s daddy is?

          • olandp

            Try the Wasilla phone book, that should narrow it down.

          • D. J.

            May have to search the KY phone book, too, just eliminate her ex-fiancé right off the bat.

          • Amanda B. Rekendwith

            Maybe Bristol’s wondering the same thing??

          • D. J.

            She must be wondering too, or the wedding would have happened. I guess we can eliminate her ex-fiancé.

  • another_steve

    I’d marry Josh, but I’d be kinda afraid he’d molest the cat while I wasn’t looking.

    • TampaDink

      Kitty diddling can lead to cat scratch fever.

  • Bill

    This must be this year’s birthday card to their son Josh the child molester?

  • crewman

    The big shipment of Duggar morality just arrived.

    • LonelyLiberal

      (Opens box) Hey! This is empty!

      • Oh’behr

        +1. That’s also what you get when you send your money to a Televangelist. Nothing.

    • GC

      All that Duggar morality could easily fit into one of those tiny violins, with room to spare.

      • Bad Tom

        Like this one?

    • D. J.

      Hells bells, they even Duggared the rearranging of the deck chairs.

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Given their history, shouldn’t that read: “Preying for our nation today”

    • LonelyLiberal

      Only girls under sixteen.

  • Happy_Housewife

    Two can play at this game…..
    “Deuteronomy 27:22 – Cursed [be] he that lieth with his sister, the daughter of his father, or the daughter of his mother. And all the people shall say, Amen.”

    • DaveDocSC

      Nicely played… The perfect response.

      • Happy_Housewife

        It was easy. I just googled “bible incest”, and there is was 🙂 As a secular Catholic, we never had much to do with the Bible growing up, but lots of my protestant friends knew it chapter and verse. I read it a few years ago when I was laid up for a while (I was in my “fabulous invalid” phase. People who came to visit were unnerved by seeing that on my night stand), and that thing is a trip: Murder, incest, abortion. You name it, it’s in the “good” book.

        • olandp

          Yeah, smut.

        • Amanda B. Rekendwith

          To be applied to every copy:

    • Stev84

      Jim Bob himself said in a previous campaign that incest should be a capital crime

      • D. J.

        I guess we should mail him a box of rocks?

        • Robincho

          … with the risk that it might somehow be mistaken for DimBulb’s brain…

  • JustSayin’

    Look a flock of seagulls! Never mind our family tradition of incest, go bash a gay instead…..asshat duugars.

  • Oh’behr

    Sorry but washing yourself in the blood of the lamb over and over isn’t a frigging religious carwash. You aren’t excused.

    Face that Josh did a crime and the parents are enablers of a criminal and lied to the country. Plus dabbled into politics knowing their criminal status while pretending to be so pure and clean.

    Also, your hypocrites. You cannot pray away anything including what is in your family. Face up to your criminal status. Look into the mirror and face yourselves. Stop praying for anyone else. Pray for yourselves if anything.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      And your daughters were the victims of the crimes

  • Craig S

    Should that not be “Preying for our nation today”?

  • BaddogLtd
  • Gyeo

    Ah yes. Consensual adult relationships. SO awful. Now sexually abusing minors on the other hand, that’s something that doesn’t need atonement unless you get caught.

    Social conservatives tears goes well with my morning coffee.

    • Oh’behr

      Logic will escape conservative brains. Not that they have much of either brains or logic. I’m thinking the cons are grateful for the Supreme Court decision as now it takes away focus for them to think about the Duggars.

  • AtticusP

    SCOTUS, 5:4.

    That’s the only relevant passage, as far as I’m concerned.

  • Tom G

    Has that shitshow been cancelled yet?

  • Gigi

    The bible also says that invest is a crime, so why is Josh still standing?

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Yes, because gay people in loving relationships who are also tax payers should be denied their rights, while this cult has the right to ignore child molestation. Sure, makes perfect sense. I love Alternative Universe fiction, but it has to make sense. Their world doesn’t.

  • BaddogLtd

    Sweet Jeezus, I could just repost my Ruth tribute all week

  • Michael

    Child molester says what?

  • Blake J Butler

    in other news to piss of the duggars, the Fayetteville city council is bringing in another special election, to bring back the non-discrimination ordinance in controversy with The duggars molestation scandal. Meanwhile, Duggars from me to you: TASTE THE RAINBOWS BITCHES!!!!!!!

    • Oh’behr

      Yay. Considering the Duggar intrusion into that election, I’m glad they’re going to do another election.

      That election got duggared.

      • Blake J Butler

        Hope Michelle keeps her uterus out of this, and because the city council almost unanimously voted to bring back the ordinance (minus two councilmen the Duggars personally supported and donated the sum of 10K to their campaigns), this gives us the perfect opportunity to educate the Registered voters, what they are actually voting for. And i don’t think Michelle or the rest of her family will involve themselves considering they are pariahs now, and will have to get actual jobs, and not be able to rely on TLC rolyalties anymore.

        • Oh’behr

          Thanks for the update. I hope it passes this time.

          • Blake J Butler

            Thanks, i forgot to mention in my last post that the scheduled day for the election is Sept. 8.

          • Oh’behr

            Ah, I wish the city of Fayetteville (I hope I spelled it correctly) the best. I hope you win too. Maybe enough people will see the hypocrisy of the Duggars and will change their minds. I hope so.

          • Blake J Butler

            Yeah you got it spelled right, and thanks, you have no idea how much news in the past month alone, have been positive for this state, and taking out Huckabee and the Duggars have been a good step forward in re branding our national image in Arkansas.

      • Lumpy Gaga

        You mean someone was caught with their fingers in the ballot box?

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Wow! Great news just keeps coming our way!

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    I like my mythology better:

    Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole. Dean:1:1

  • HZ81

    Aw, it must have been a rough week for this cult.

    • Oh’behr

      At least they have Obamacare now. Considering they’re in Arkansas.

      • HZ81

        Indeed. Seems the lady Duggars will benefit the most insofar as post-assault treatment goes.

  • billbear1961

    Choke on your hypocrisy, you disgusting, monumental FRAUDS!

    Where were you when your helpless little daughters were being molested by your own son, when you did NOTHING for SIXTEEN MONTHS?!

    You speak of the evil ways of OTHERS?!

    Go to HELL, and take the two-faced Bristol Palin–knocked-up (for a SECOND time!), unmarried advocate of abstinence before marriage–WITH YOU!!

    CHRIST, the GALL, that such as YOU should presume to sit in judgment on OTHERS!!

    • billbear1961

      SHOVE your meek little “hands in prayer” UP your FAT ASSES, you leering, greedy, grifting FAKES!!

      • LonelyLiberal

        Really, Bill. Don’t hold back, it’s unhealthy. Tell us how you really feel about them.

        Because I’ll guarantee you I concur with your opinion.

    • Octavio

      Well, they’re christains, Mr. Bear. It’s their job to say one thing and do the exact opposite. 🙂

      • billbear1961

        So it would indeed seem, Octavio!

        Their hypocrisy is GALLING beyond belief!

        • Schlukitz

          They’ve shifted back into their attack mode to take the heat off their backs.

          • billbear1961

            Every single sermon should be met with a LOUD reminder of their hypocrisy and crimes!

          • Schlukitz

            Agreed.

  • BaddogLtd

    Lemme see, where is that Duggar phone number.. Oh yeah, here it is. http://i.giphy.com/QTmnyjIEPqlMI.gif

  • Rick

    God speaks in allcaps, apparently.

    • Blake Jordan

      Assholes tend to shout a lot…

    • GC

      Maybe they’re confusing him with Death, in the Discworld books.

  • SBrooks360

    I’m still dealing with idiots on Facebook…sigh

    • LonelyLiberal

      Yesterday I was reasonable. Today it’s all, “The federal government, the states, city, and township recognize my marriage. Fuck off.”

      And the Unfriend button works beautifully.

    • BaddogLtd

      Dear Lord Scott, you could waste 5 minutes just correcting their grammar

      • LonelyLiberal

        But please don’t bother because they’ll never learn. The alleged “arguments” being used prove that.

        • RoFaWh

          Deprogramming the brainwashed is hard.

  • Jude Newton

    How many of their sons & daughters were secretly jumping for joy? Odds are at least 2 of them.

    • olandp

      Actually incidence of homosexuality increases higher in the birth order, so the odds say way more than two.

  • Michael Rush

    they mean well . no they don’t .

  • RNegron

    I move we make dugarring into a verb. As in “He dugarred his own girls and the neighbor’s too”.

    • Johnny Wyeknot

      Pretty sure that has already been accomplished. Time to move on to “palinized,” meaning getting pregnant while abstinent.

  • Blake Jordan

    Same sex couples consisting of consenting adults getting married is bad…
    But a teenage boy molesting his prepubescent sisters is acceptable?

    • Octavio

      Yes, Priaze Jebuzzz!!!!

    • zhera

      Yup.

      I have a Hyper-Catholic friend on Facebook, and she’s oh-so upset about the marriage ruling.

      When the Duggar story broke she was oh-so silent. Not a single word about the Christian, home-schooling family who were ‘hounded by the media’.

      A part of me wants to troll her with questions such as ‘What upsets you more, Duggaring one’s sisters, or grown-ups being allowed to marry?’
      But I’m too happy about yesterday’s ruling that I don’t want to ruin it. She can ‘pray for them’ (the pro-equality people) all she wants.

      • Sk3ptic

        Same thing going on with my Mormon family. I’m thinking the same thing that allows them to believe in golden plates and the planet Kolob blinds them from hypocrisy.

        • zhera

          But it gets better! Not only is she in a mixed race marriage, she likened the sadz they are experiencing now to the nazi invasion of Poland.

          You may wonder why I don’t delete her from my Facebook; I sometimes wonder that myself.

          • 2guysnamedjoe

            She must be like a mosquito bite you can’t stop scratching.

  • “Incest is best. It’s a game the whole family can play!”

  • Pollos Hermanos

    ..

    • LonelyLiberal

      She’ll have to spit out another nineteen just to feel clean again.

      • Oh’behr

        Eww.

      • carrot festival

        Just put her in reverse.

        • LonelyLiberal

          Wouldn’t she start sucking kids back in if you did that?

          Not that this would be a bad thing, mind you.

          • Oh’behr

            At least take Josh back.

          • vorpal

            I don’t know if you need to put her in reverse for that. He’s likely to crawl back in of his own accord.

          • agcons

            She’d never notice.

          • vorpal

            Indeed. She could rent it out as a hall for parties.

    • olandp

      Michele has competition in the crazy eyes category.

  • Frederick

    After being Duggared…

    One should take a Silkwood shower.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Yes, falling in love, making a home, making a commitment, forming family, and taking care of each other across decades is just soooooo “wicked.”

  • J̶a̶l̶a̶p̶e̶ñJoe Smithson
    • Six Pins Delores

      Best Don’t Pee On My Leg And Tell Me It’s Raining gif EVER! I ADORE her!

      • J̶a̶l̶a̶p̶e̶ñJoe Smithson

        Baloney!

  • Mark

    Funny they post scripture when they are probably surrounded by lawyers…..

  • WNY

    hahaha

  • J̶a̶l̶a̶p̶e̶ñJoe Smithson

    Can someone please go over to Facebook and post a snarky aside? I’m all snarked out today.

    • PeterC

      Instead of relying on “forgiveness”; Wonder if they had ever had a thought about “not committing the sin” in the first place? (no facebook)

  • Doug Miller

    And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? Clean up your own shit first Duggers!

  • pj

    spare me the hallmark bible quote. you might instead focus on your family…and all the harm you have done.

  • Michael Rush

    i went trolling around in breitbart last night to see what the kids were up to

    http://i899.photobucket.com/albums/ac199/jumpinacrater/jumpinacrater/breitA.jpg

    • LonelyLiberal

      There are some sad, ignorant people in this world. Unfortunately, you stumbled onto a nest of them. Be careful, they sting when annoyed.

    • BaddogLtd

      Bah Hah!! Worse than Kirk Cameron’s saving Christmas”. Love it!

      • Michael Rush

        note : that that comment got
        5 upvotes on breitbart !

        • BaddogLtd

          You know you’ve got a zinger when you get an upvote from that crowd : )

    • Joe in PA

      hilarious, thanks for sharing…and the yahoo with the name ‘bookworm’…heaven help us, that person has never read a book in his/her life! AIDES indeed.

      • Bad Tom

        At least it wasn’t the unfortunate diet candy AYDS.

        • cleos_mom

          In the 1960s those did help me lose weight but the name ultimately doomed them.

          Well, that and the fact that they didn’t advise buyers to do anything bizarre with their diets.

          • Bad Tom

            Indeed. If they had advised buyers to only eat steak and shrimp plus candy, sales would have skyrocketed.

      • olandp

        I could use a few AIDES in my life, then I wouldn’t have to wash dishes or take out the trash.

        In the early eighties a client who was an elementary teacher in Dade County told me that during the first week of school the principal had been getting calls from parents complaining that their child’s class did not have a teacher’s aid. The principal got on the intercom and announced that by the end of the week all teachers would have aides, the children should tell their parents. Even more phone calls after that!

        • Todd20036

          Meanwhile, HIV is manageable in the US

          AIDS is rampant in Africa, primarily against straight people.

          But… Jesus. RIght?

    • Silver_Witch

      Well played very well played.

    • vorpal

      You confirmed Jesus and by extension the Christianities with your snark!
      Who knew until jeeps told us?

    • Cuberly

      Awesome. HA!

    • AtticusP

      christians! Got a love ’em!

      Oh wait… I don’t.

  • BaddogLtd

    Repost:

    • Sk3ptic

      OMSF (oh my sky fairy) I love this. I hope it becomes required reading.

    • D. J.

      Four down and fourteen to go.

    • Porkie

      Is that George Rekers in the car?

  • J̶a̶l̶a̶p̶e̶ñJoe Smithson
    • Sk3ptic

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!!one!! Priceless.

  • delk

    Shame!
    Shame on you, you horrible people.
    Shame on your stupid beliefs.
    Shame on your parenting skills.
    Shame on caring more about your molester son and not your molested daughters.
    Shame on you for thinking that anybody gives a fuck about what comes out of your mouths or gaping vagina.
    Shame on you for making me waste part of my Saturday morning with writing about you.
    Shame!

  • Gustav2

    Give me that Old Testament religion, it’s good enough for me.

    • Oh’behr

      Hmm, wish I could sue who or whom is responsible for the old testament. Gave me enough bad dreams and guilt galore.

      If the Duggars and similar types are going to heaven, I’d rather go to hell. It’ll have better company. And beer.

      • Silver_Witch

        I have to agree. Sadly though I often think this is hell and the evil often seem to win. Today-today LOVE won and continues to win so perhaps this is heaven afterall.

      • Tor

        Now that you are a sensible adult, take a few minutes to reread Genesis. You’ll see what a fuckup God was, and why there is no need to believe in him.

  • Rob

    They truly do live in their own bubble of reality. I have given up wondering why the mad people do mad things.

  • BaddogLtd

    Honey the only Chronicles you should concern yourself with are the Chronicles of Narnia. It’s about all the magical adventure you can have in a closet. Now that gays have come out maybe it’s time for Christians to go in. http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/narnia-8.jpg

  • delk

    Praying for our nation today.
    Preying on our daughters tomorrow.

    • Sk3ptic

      Praying for our nation today.
      Preying on our daughters tomorrow as soon as the Jesus juice kicks in and they fall asleep.

  • William

    Go duggar yourselves.

  • I wonder how the United Methodist Church would feel about this family of incestuous pedophile shielding Dominionists using their logo on one of their postings?

    • Let’s find out:

      • LonelyLiberal

        Instigator. I love you.

    • Stev84

      Not sure about the incest, but they agree with the Duggars on hating the gays.

    • clay

      . . . also, we’re not the United States of Yahweh.

      • Stev84

        Could have fooled me

  • The Professor

    “Thou shalt not molest thy little sisters and their babysitters…” What book is that in?

    • olandp

      It isn’t there, so it is a-OK!

  • geoffalnutt

    DUGGARY, DUGGARY, DUGGARY, DUGGARY, DUGGARY!!!!

  • TreGibbs

    Duggar 3:2 “and if a mockery of thou vagina intoeth a clown car doth bear being toeth unt pedophile who incestualy violates thy sistereth, thou shall not mentioneth for longtime hence thou art aboveth all laws createth by civil society, feel freeth to judgeth decent peoples who seeth past your religious bullshiteth.”

  • KQCA

    I just knew the comments here would be epic. JMG readers never disappoint. Congrats, LGBT Americans, on this, our first morning of this historic new freedom.

    And now….back to our show. Comment onward… I think you’re brilliant.

    • BaddogLtd

      Hah! Luv ya, darling : )

      • KQCA

        Hugs and congrats!

  • seant426

    Shut the fuck up.

    • Chucktech

      Really! You’d think they’d have enough sense to shut the fuck up given their newfound notoriety. Thanks, Duggars, for reminding mainstream America of your ignoble name and what went on in your freak-show “family.”

      I guess when you’re so hopped up on jeezis you just can’t help but puff up and quack about Him and gawd and your gawd bullshit.

  • Queequeg

    The Duggars have as much credibility on the moral high ground as the Catholic Church. In the Supreme Court case we won the right for Adults to karry each other. The opinions of pedophiles need not be acknowledged. Go Duggar yourselves.

  • J̶a̶l̶a̶p̶e̶ñJoe Smithson

    Duggar 3:16 If thou diddle thy sisters with thine hand, even for a second over thee clothes, thou must be banished to Uncle Frank’s, who buildeth shoddy houses with drywall obtaineth from China.

  • Richard Rush

    “Praying for our nation today.”

    Insanity • “doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” . . . . . Albert Einstein

  • Curieux Bleu

    Such utter bullshit from such utter grifting hypocritical sinners.

    Take the mote out of thine eye, and get a real job, an honest gig.

    You people have NOTHING to offer America but titillation. You are scum.

    The parents are the scum. 19 kids are the victims of brain wash abuse.

  • Ben in Oakland

    Poor little Duggars!!!!
    I have the sadz whenever a heterosexual molests his own sisters. Incest, child molestation, josh duggars, conservative Christianity.
    duggars!

  • joe ho

    Someone should send them a few cases of “The God Delusion”.

    • RoFaWh

      Can they read at the requisite grade level?

      Even if they can and do, they wouldn’t get it.

  • BaddogLtd

    Meanwhile at Josh’s house..

  • cleos_mom

    The Religious Reich has doted on that quote for decades. Translated into Fundyspeak:

    “Aren’t we just…. Special

  • Dave

    Had to share this. This is what you see if you visit the website of Focus on the Family:

    “Bring peace through God’s design for marriage!

    DOUBLE YOUR GIFT to save and strengthen marriages through our Matching Challenge—now over $1,000,000! In response to the Supreme Court decision to redefine marriage, you can turn every $1 into $2 to share the peace found in God’s design. Will you help now?”

    • David Walker

      And the grift goes on, the grift goes on. Ya de da de day. Ya de da de dah.

  • NeverEclipsed81

    So that’s their cute way of saying pedos can be forgiven instantly but gays are going to have to remain chaste and lonely if they want forgiveness. No. I’m not taking religious advice from the Duggsrs sorry.

  • Lesley

    What hubris!!!!!

  • Mike in Texas

    Dear Duggars, just go back into your rooms and Duggar each other.

  • People4Humanity

    Duggars “pray”. = Duggars “produce hot CO2 for a myth.”

    Don’t make baby Jeebus cry!

    http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s–GrcUC5yv–/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/s4klkbohpf2kpeprgtln.gif

  • Macbill

    I interpret this to mean that if only Christians have given up their wicked ways (divorce, wife-swapping, sodomy), then their god would have heard their prayers about same-sex marriage. They lose: we win.

  • M. Coen

    Don’t you need all fingers free to pray?

    • jmax

      Ooooh, that’s nasty.

  • jmax

    While we’re quoting the bible:

    Mark 9:43 –
    And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched.

    Well, Josh – we’re waiting…

  • TheManicMechanic

    They can’t even heed by their own silly book.

  • Elaygee

    Have another litter of white trash, pay for them yourselves this time.

  • Cuberly
    • Lumpy Gaga

      Is that Kathy Griffin?

      • Cuberly

        It’s from an episode of Community. I don’t recall the name of the episode though. sorry…..

  • Tom (Winnipeg)

    The “effing” nerve of these Fuggars. There is no word to describe my utter disgust with them.

  • JJS_prime

    Pray for your own incestuous family. We don’t need your hypocrisy.

  • Chris Baker

    This comes from the Evangelical belief that America is God’s new “chosen” nation. They view America as the new Israel (because the Jews rejected Jesus, and Europe fell under the Catholic religion).

    You know, America, the world’s largest producer of porn, the country with the highest divorce rate, the producer of the world’s music and movies, etc. The true Christian nation.

  • John T

    “I’m praying for you” is a euphemism for “I’m superior to you and too good of a Christian to openly express my contempt for you, isn’t that special?”

    • Schlukitz

      It’s right up there with the southern “Bless you.” Lol

    • olandp

      When someone says that to me, I reply, “Everyone needs a hobby.”

  • KnownDonorDad

    Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?

    -Matthew 7:3

  • Bluto

    duggar duggar duggar HAHAHAHAHAHAAA. Sorry, your moral authority card has been revoked. duggar.

  • Nic Peterson

    Everyone should ignore these ‘preying’ bastards. From the looks of it, there are only 20K ignorant souls still paying attention. We are winning here.

  • Jeffrey

    At least one corporate sponsor remains

  • BearEyes

    shameful, hypocritical act of hubris.
    Pot meet kettle.

  • rapscallion

    Yeah…you know what else is terrible? When you rape your little sisters

  • rapscallion

    I’m sorry I shouldn’t have put it that way. But REALLY!

  • Kissmagrits

    There’s one thing I admire about true believer Christians – they grovel before their ecclesiastical authoritarian daddy with utter sincerity and style with some even using metal scourges as they pray. They do need a lot of hydrogen peroxide after prayer sessions, though.

  • I was hoping God sends a bunch of locusts, given they are healthy low fat snack, pretty good with some sri racha, another wicked instrument of the almighty..

  • Stubenville

    They have feet of clay; they should be begging forgiveness for what happened in their own family. These Tartuffes have NO moral standing to judge others.

  • fuzzybits
  • SilasMarner

    Just my two cents worth to the Duggers…Fuck Off!

  • olandp

    Perhaps the Duggars should try that.

  • Terry

    They are worse than hypocrites

  • 2guysnamedjoe

    Oh, good. Some more 2,500-year-old mumbo-jumbo to live by.

  • Let me get this straight, a group of breeders bent on world domination through criminal over-population is using the myths of a long-dead people whose descendants they despise to justify their ignorance, fears, and hatreds?

  • Six Pins Delores

    You missed the Tony Perkins label Joe. Duggar Tony Pekins Duggar Duggar Tony Pekins DuggarDuggar Tony Pekins DuggarDuggar Tony Pekins DuggarDuggar Tony Pekins DuggarDuggar Tony Pekins Duggar

  • Happy Dance

    In 2 Testicles: 1-4 It is not a sin to finger bangeth thine sister if thou sayeth thine are sorry many years later. It is not illegal if thou parenteths cover upeth thine crime. Furthermore, thou shalt be set free with the graces of the jeebuz!

  • Lumpy Gaga

    To that, I can only say:

    U!S!A! U!S!A! U!S!A!

  • Michael Abbett

    And ye shall unhinge the swinging saloon doors of thy nether regions and give birth like a giant sprinkler, scattering home schooled corn fed ignoramuses to the four corners of the earth.

    • houstonray

      BEST. COMMENT. EVER.

  • dcurlee

    They just don’t know how to keep their fucking mouths shut

  • gaymex

    Are they for fucking real?

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Makes me gag !

  • TexPlant

    fucking pervert duggars!!

  • RoFaWh

    More $89/hr spam

    • LonelyLiberal

      I know, right? I don’t even drop trou for less than $100 an hour.

  • Deets

    As a former PR flack, I see this statement for what it is: a cynical attempt to rally their base and see what kind of support they might muster to get back on the airwaves in some form. They could not care less what the gays and other godless heathens think about them. They’re hoping that the fewer and fewer remaining brain-dead dolts who have supported them in the past will hit the “like” button in enough numbers to convince TLC and, more importantly, their advertisers, that there’s still a buck to be made off of them. And know that if TLC signs the married daughters for a spin-off, that Jim Bob will get an executive producer credit and salary.

  • BudClark

    Shame … embarrassment … chutzpah … chagrin … ignominy … disgrace … dishonor … opprobrium … mortification … contrition …

    These words are all unknown and foreign to the Duggars.

    How DARE they criticize ANYBODY’S morals?

    They’re no better than the Roman Catholic Church!

  • DaveMiller135

    Luke 6:41
    And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but perceivest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

  • 2karmanot

    Oh yes, the Duggar Diddler prayer is sooooo, dare I say it?—Catholic.

  • kiltedyak

    Hmm Duggar family. Why don’t you “tidy” up your home house and come clean, before throwing fairy tales on the internet