Bristol Palin: I’m Pregnant Again

Abstinence scold Bristol Palin is pregnant again.

Bristol Palin says she’s pregnant for a second time. The daughter of 2008 Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin announced the pregnancy on her blog Thursday. Her representative, David Martin, and Palin family lawyer John Tiemessen confirmed the blog post. The 24-year-old wrote that she knows this is a “huge disappointment” for her family, close friends and fans. She’s asking people to respect her privacy, and that of her son Tripp, saying, “I do not want any lectures, and I do not want any sympathy.At the end of the day there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side, and I know I am fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of me with dignity and grace.”

She doesn’t want any lectures? Oh, my sides.

  • Dan

    “…there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side…”

    She’d have been better off with an IUD in her arm.

    • MickinDetroit

      Sort of an odd place to put an IUD……not sure that’d accomplish much. Maybe she thought the same thing?

      • She keeps hers in a box under her bed.

        • At least she’s saving something for the marriage.

        • PLAINTOM

          Wrong box , that’s the problem.

        • RoFaWh

          Not on display in a shadow box hanging over her bed?

      • Dan

        I suppose I’m not really what you would call “well versed” in female birth control.

        • MickinDetroit

          I was just having some fun…I knew what you meant. I think you were going for Norplant…that’s the one that goes in the arm.

      • ScottJL

        They have some that go in your arm these days, release a constant supply of drugs to prohibit pregnancy. Change it out every few months, years, whatever. Does nothing to protect you from STDs though.

      • RaygunsGoZap

        I bieve he is referring to Nexplanon, a type of birthcontrol inserted into the arm.

    • Todd20036

      An IUD “Intrauterine Device” goes inside the uterus. It makes the uterus physically incompatible with a zygote, thereby causing the zygote to not attach to the wall and exits out through the vagina.
      The pro lifers hate this because the zygote (Human in their eyes) has already formed when the pregnancy ends.

      • RoFaWh

        In holding that position, the anti-abortion crowd guarantees that their position will fail. The right loves to exaggerate like mad and eventually people clue in that it’s bullshit. Take a more realistic, a more moderate line, and though you may not get everything you want, you’ll get some of it.

    • Homo Erectus

      Or an aspirin between her knees.

    • grada3784

      How does one put an intrauterine Device in one’s arm. There are forms of birth control that can be implanted in the arm but they’re not IUDs.

      • Dan

        Thank you for the helpful information. Should I ever need to use one I’ll now know how to effectively block unwanted pregnancy.

  • teno

    How fucked up is it for a child to grow up and then some day find on the internet a “huge disappointment” apology for their existence… Well, long live the traditional family, I guess.

    • Prion

      Probably common in religionist households where rational thought is not appreciated.

    • Todd20036

      Levi sure avoided a train wreck with this family, though he still should remain in his kid’s life.

      • clay

        He’s had to take them to court to allow him his court-ordered visitation.

    • That Guy

      As someone who’s a child of a single mother, it’s not hard to figure out that you’re the result of a huge fuck-up by your parents, no matter how much love you’re shown. This is especially true in a family where people moronically beat the drum about “No sex til marriage!” even though it’s blatantly obvious no one adheres to it.

    • Amy Thomas

      Yea Gads, so the girl is pg again? in this day and age when morality is swept under the rug long ago, whats new? We now have the highest rate of unwed mothers in the history of our country. We have politicians, coach’s and etc exposed every day for molesting students, and a girl pg for the second time upsets you? Get real..and Grow up..Blaming religion instead of the so call society we live in is idiotic..The traditional family has been gone for a long time, thanks to the destructive political policies that is forced on us. Government mandates have destroyed what little religious families that existed.

      • medaka

        Mrs Wiggles in the house!

      • TampaDink

        Gi ahead & blame political policies on out of wedlock births. Personally, I blame myself, were I not a godless homo liberal, I’m sure that Bristle would still be a virgin.
        /sarcasm.

        • Amy Thomas

          A confession on your part or a warped sense of humor? it is government indoctrination that demands unwed mothers be acceptable, that those like Josh be pitied not punished, even worse that adults who claim leadership take advantage of the young that are vunerable and pitied because they cannot help themselves it is a mental disorder, not held responsible for their filthy actions.
          The U.S. is now the leader of porn (65%) and its distribution around the world. Nope religion is not the blame it is the acceptance of the nation to sin that causes the problem .

          • TampaDink

            Obviously you missed the sarcasm tag at the end of my post. I have no more influence on the breeding habits of abstinence only advocates than you do on my sense of humor. What do you think that the govt. should do to shame unwed mothers? A good old biblical stoning in the public square? How about encouraging sex education? What does porn have to do with unwed mothers? As for Josh, it isn’t the governments fault that his crimes went unpunished.

          • Amy Thomas

            Try and pay attention! When the government steps in and takes over the raising of your children, its job is to destroy religion, morality and the family unit. Worked for all dictators and working now in the U.S. today. No, if you read carefully I did not attack Bristol, quite the contrary I was clear in stating that unwed mothers, divorce and etc, are quite common today due to government indoctrination. Religion and the family unit is at its lowest level ever in this country. Others who posted were clear in their attack on her simply because her mother is in politics.The first rule of communism is to DESTROY THE FAMILY UNIT and our government is now doing a good job of that. Bristol like many other young women are caught in the middle. Sibling sexual encounters is a totally different issue and is impossible to prove unless like josh they confess to it. One has to wonder why he felt the need to do so! The press is not the church so surely he should have made that a church issue.

          • TampaDink

            I’ve paid strict attention. The government has not stepped in to take over the raising of my children, the walking of my dog, the grocery shopping or bill paying.

            Obviously it is not the job of the govt. to do these things or to religion, morality or the family.

            I didn’t accuse you of attacking Bristol.
            The govt. never has & never should be in the business of assigning or policing morals.

            If religion & the family unit are truly at the lowest that they’ve ever been, that is also not the fault of the govt.

            As for Josh, he did confess to his crimes & his parents with the help of others (the law enforcement officer & the “counsellor” that they involved, his crimes were covered up.

          • Amy Thomas

            You should look again. The government has taken over what we call our education system and it is no longer under local decision. Many teachers have left because of government control. Most of the professors in the universities are communist believers and attempt to indoctrinate the young. Those like bill Ayres is example. The government is doing its best to limit religion and what it preaches and is now considering taking away their tax exempt status.Demands they do not preach against homosexuality and etc.. Does not interfere with your grocery shopping? look again, as prices rise higher and higher while our government trade agreement has sent most of our crops growing overseas. Better wake up and see what is really going on as the U.S. becomes more and more a fascist country. Bristol is the least of our worries.As to Josh, I considerate it a family problem and the whole discussion be put to private family matter.

          • TampaDink

            Uh huh.

      • Queequeg

        Are you really that clueless? The point is that she, like sister diddler Josh Duggar, has the audacity to lecture others about morality. Sexual morality and abstinence to be specific.

        • Amy Thomas

          And the senators, coach’s, teachers who took advantage of students are not part of the so called new society that produces that kind of morality..Religion has not changed for thousands of years, it is a immoral society and government that produces this kind of result.Audacity seems to be running wild and one only has to look at Hillary to see what audacity truly is..Bristol & Josh are young, Hillary & Bill have no excuse along with the other scums in politics for their actions. We all learn when we are young from the society we live in.

          • radiofreerome

            You are utterly and completely full of shit. Religion does change.

          • Amy Thomas

            You must be looking in the mirror again. The Bible and its teachings remain the same, except for different meanings by different churches. Bristol is a young woman, had her mother not been in politics this issue of her pg would never have been mentioned. Lying liberals are not content until they attack the young because they are easy prey…

          • radiofreerome

            Bristol is in a fix because she’s a sanctimonious, twice knocked up abstinence ambassador who demanded that gay people live and die alone. She made a career of being the daughter of a fialed governor. Now she’s being called on her judgementalism and opportunism. She’s selfish enough to call an innocent child a “dissapointment.”

          • Amy Thomas

            Ah, so its the gay thing you object to the most, not the pg?? Give it a rest. Bristol is young , you by appearance are much older and if you have the brains to think you would remember the sanctimonious remarks and deeds you have made. Funny I do not remember Bristol making the remarks you attribute to her about gays, as to her mother, seems she was one of the best governors Alaska has ever had. Since we are not all gay we do not see the same things about her as gays do.stop your whining and live in the real world.

  • Dignity? Grace? This is a Pailin we are talking about.

    I’m also amused/disgusted that she is also getting her income of $262,000.00 for being an “Abstinence Ambassador”.

    (but yeah, she is pregnant yet again)

    • Reality.Bites

      And Brian Brown gets the same for stopping marriage equality.

      • clay

        “stopping” LOL

    • Prion

      I did an image search for “pregnant Abstinence Ambassador” and got this:

    • Cousin Bleh

      She’ll be giving that money back, right?

      • Waiting

        She’ll be giving that money back, and apologizing for all her condescending statements about gay relationships being lesser-than, right?

        And admitting that her chin procedure was principally for cosmetic purposes?

        And admitting that she didn’t know the word “canard” — that someone else wrote that for her?

  • lezhow

    Oh god, oh god, oh god…on the wrong side!

  • Marc

    She’d have a Duggarfull by now if she *weren’t* practicing abstinence.

    • MichaelJ

      Or Baby Pallin would be using her income as an Abstinence Ambassador to arrange a very private abortion were her mother not a public figure commanding a big bucks by preaching right-wing values. By refraining from an abortion and going ahead with the pregnancy, Mama Pallin can get extra credit for her family practicing what it preaches, at least in terms of abortion if not abstinence. I’m sure the Pallins understood and correctly figured that Mama’s standing in Teabagistan would be far more damaged by an abortion in the family coming to light than by an out-of-marriage pregnancy.

  • Like me, when I’m on my knees, she too is “fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of” her.

    • Joe in PA

      That was just TOO easy. LOL

    • Todd20036

      Prove it.

    • RaygunsGoZap

      Come a little closer

    • Menergy

      glad I scrolled down — this is pretty much what I was going to write! LOLOL Obviously she can handle anything put in front of her…..

  • Joe in PA

    hmmm, capable of handling anything that is put in front of me… Ah, no, not so much. You “handled” it a bit too much I’d say. Buh Bye.

    • clay

      Either she should have handled it a bit more, or “God” put it behind her?

  • Comixbear

    Bristol Palin & Josh Duggar should get together as the new Repug power couple. Together, they ARE the Christian Right’s values made physical….A love of money & fame, total hypocrisy and the ability to scream ‘do what I say, not what I do!’

    • HanyBaal

      She’s too old for him

  • John

    “At the end of the day there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side…”

    I feel exactly the same way, though that does seem a little too large… OH, GOD!

    • Comixbear

      God may have been by her side, but apparently Dakota was directly on top of her!!

    • OrliJoe in Fla

      Yes, I too have felt the presence of the Spirit that way. Many times.

    • zhera

      The only thing she CAN’T do is to stay abstinent.

  • Baltimatt

    Said Bristol in 2012, in response to President Obama’s change of heart on same-sex marriage and the role Sasha and Malia had to play in it.

    In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview.

    Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee.

    http://www.politico.com/blogs/click/2012/05/bristol-palins-gay-marriage-rant-obama-girls-watch-123071.html

    • gaymex

      Nothing else really needs to be said.

      • BlueberriesForMe

        Just an addendum:

        “We’ve decided Bristol wins the Award for Being The Biggest Fucking Hypocrite in the 21st Century. There were so many deserving candidates but she really has earned it over the years”. (Emphasis on “Fucking.”)

        • Homo Erectus

          Duggar

    • stuckinthewoods

      It appears she’s had a few too many reckless “episodes of glee” herself. Nice euphemism.

    • Reality.Bites

      Hey Bristol – Quinn only got knocked up ONCE. And after she did, she put away her Christian hypocrisy and became a decent person.

    • Lesley

      As a black woman, I must say this statement just warms my schadenfreude…I mean heart.

    • Queequeg

      Palin family values: the family that brawls together stays together.

  • John Calendo

    Don’t send me no doctor. Fill me up with all those pills. I got me a man named Dr. Feelgood. Takes care of all my pains and my ills.

  • Porkie

    Dignity and grace ….spoken like a true street fightin’ woman.

  • bryan

    When she promoted abstinence, she must have meant abstaining from contraception, with different men.

    • Homo Erectus

      Or the christian rule #1: “Do as I say, not as I do”.

      • Dramphooey

        Oh, some of them live up to their high moral standards. From FreeRepublic: “I do not know what “SMH” means, but Bristol evidently has no morals. One doesn’t keep making the same mistakes over and over again.

        For the record, I’ve been celibate for the past 32 years. I know what is involved in saying “NO!”.” – SatinDoll (Freeper)

        • grada3784

          But did SatinDoll say she had been chaste? Just look at the celibate priests and their prey.

  • Mister Don

    Don’t look at me, I hate standing in lines

  • Baltimatt

    So, what really happened with the fiancé and the ditched wedding?

    • Porkie

      They couldn’t agree on the royalty split for the tie-in reality show.

      • Marc

        Intimate Affairs? Abstinently Fabulous?

        • “19 Palins and Counting.”

          I could barely type that for shuddering.

          • Homo Erectus

            Palin Dynasty?

          • Marc

            Wedding Brawls?

          • Cuberly

            19 Kids With 19 Dads, and Counting.

          • TrollopeReader

            “Catfight at the Palin-Duggar Corral”

          • radiofreerome

            ROFLMAO

    • MickinDetroit

      Well, it would appear either Dakota found out about the affair….or its his kid. that is the story I’m interested to hear.

      • Baltimatt

        If it’s his kid, you would think they would have gotten married.

        • D. J.

          Maury will tell her who the Daddy is.

        • Nexus1

          That didn’t stop her from not marrying her first baby daddy.

      • Cousin Bleh

        Radar says it’s his kid, but they’ve split because she thought he was too controlling and she wanted to raise her kids back home near her mom.

        Take that with a hefty grain of salt.

        • RaygunsGoZap

          My guess:

          A. Bristol cheated on the War Hero because she’s a drunken whore
          B. She got pregnant and that was revealed to WH close to the wedding because the Palins are manipulative monsters
          C. Surprise! Surprise! WH dumps hobag then and there.
          D. Leg-spreading Liar returns to Alaska but Mama Grizzly stays behind and is photographed at the “wedding-turned-hoedown” to prove everything is cool and to ensure WH and family earn their hush money.

          • RoFaWh

            Drunken or stoned.

            Whore, definitely, even if she doesn’t charge.

    • D. J.

      Guess we know who the father isn’t.
      Gawd leaves her side and takes coffee breaks…who knew?
      Hopefully she’ll be taking a short brawl break.
      Her holiday celebrations are going to be interesting for the next 18 years.

      • Homo Erectus

        A stand-up comedian’s dream!

    • Cousin Bleh

      They called off the wedding because it turned out he was still married to his previous wife.

      The whole Palin family is an entire season of Jerry Springer episodes.

      • D. J.

        He was ALLEGEDLY still married to his previous wife.

        • Cousin Bleh

          And Bristol is allegedly on the pill. 🙂

          • Reality.Bites

            Why would she need to be on the pill? Sex before marriage is a sin.

          • clay

            Why mess with God’s hormonal perfection? and an IUD is basically abortion, which is basically murder, but not related to killing in war or prisons.

        • TrollopeReader

          most so-called “journalists” have no clue how to use that word properly.

  • Enrico Webers

    “I don’t want lectures or sympathy” she writes on her blog. Well then, how about shutting the f*ck up about how other people live their lives?

    • clay

      The easy trade would be no more publicity, ever.

      • MichaelJ

        And the income that comes with it.

  • Happy Dance

    I just can’t wait to see who the whore’s baby daddy is!

    • Homo Erectus

      Just another dick.

  • Cousin Bleh

    This really has been a great week to be a liberal.

  • Reality.Bites

    “At the end of the day there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side,”

    Including fucking randos.

  • medaka

    there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side

    except maybe let guys cum inside you….

    • zhera

      If only she’d been more gay friendly, she could have a gay friend who’d explain to her the wonders of fellatio.

  • Homo Erectus

    Think of the children! Christian kids are often described as a “disappointment”. Sometimes they’re also called “accidents”. I have no sympathy to give you Ms. Palin, but – Oh, that poor kid.

    • Todd20036

      I have sympathy for the kid

  • joe ho

    Which “deeply held” religious belief allows for premarital sex? It has been so wonderful having a religion nobody lives up to (or wants) RAMMED down our throats by Palin, inc.

    • Todd20036

      Multiple times. She now has 2 kids with 2 fathers. Which just proves that white trash plus money = more white trash

      • TrollopeReader

        and at least three engagements, and only almost wedding (called off a few days in advance) …

      • StSean

        bets on if the baby is even her former betrothed’s!

        • Amanda B. Rekendwith

          Am I wrong to hope the father is a younger cousin of Obama??

        • RaygunsGoZap

          On the train home, that was the ladies’ prediction: some as yet unknown fella – not Levi, not the war hero. In fact, they thought it was known last month and is the real reason the wedding was called off.

        • trouble94114

          Not sure I’d take that bet. I’m thinking this is the reason that the wedding was called off.

      • RoFaWh

        “whiter and trashier”

        Unless the father is a black guy. Or Inuit.

  • Gerry Fisher

    >I do not want any lectures

    Then stop handing them out, you stupid hypocrite.

    • PLAINTOM

      I wonder if we just just discovered the real reason the wedding was called off ? As Maury would say, ” You are not the father !! “.

  • Sam_Handwich

    so who’s fucking her now?

    • Homo Erectus

      Not me.

    • oikos

      Tawd.

    • RoFaWh

      Even she may not know.

  • Jack_Carter_USA

    She took $262,000 from the Candie’s Foundation to be an “abstinence ambassador” and got knocked up anyway. Just another do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do Wasilla grifter. – http://usat.ly/1e7IepI

    • the really impressive part will be when she takes up the job again, and someone continues to pay her. that’s how the right rolls, when it comes to grift.

  • Sam_Handwich

    i’m trying to come up with some names

    Clapp
    Grugg
    Klitt

    • Cousin Bleh

      Pretty sure she’s already had Clapp.

      • RoFaWh

        Isn’t VD rampant in Alaska? Your snarky crack may have more truth in it than you realize.

    • oikos

      Trick

    • stuckinthewoods

      Oops

      • Michael Rush

        short for ” Oops I Did It Again “

      • Jamie Brewer

        There was a doctor who practiced at xxx hospital the nurses nicknamed “Dr. Opps” as he was always saying that during his operations…

    • medaka

      Plugg

    • Bungee

      Griftin

      And if it’s a girl: Fork.

    • Duh-David

      May I suggest “Bastard?”

      • Homo Erectus

        Or just Tard.

      • HanyBaal

        Snow, as in John Snow.

      • Fyva Prold

        Stard

    • RobynWatts

      Shot?

    • Homo Erectus

      Squirt

      • RaygunsGoZap

        Dribble

    • BlueberriesForMe

      NoDaddy

      • clay

        GoDaddy

        • medaka

          ShouldaJustBlowedDaddy

      • TrollopeReader

        WhoooseYour?

    • bkmn

      Glugg

    • StSean

      Skeet

      • RaygunsGoZap

        Pissant

    • Dramphooey

      Check.

    • WNY

      Chlamydia

    • Amanda B. Rekendwith

      Oh.My.God.

    • carrot festival

      Littl’ Oops
      Odamn
      Bristol Jr.

    • WNY

      Turnip

    • RaygunsGoZap

      Gynalotrima
      Catfish
      Ice Bucket
      K’Martina
      Lemonjello
      Oranjello

      I could do this all day

      • clay

        My Philadelphia favorite: “Wat(e)rice”

    • David Milley

      Abstinence

    • j.martindale

      E.Z.

    • RoFaWh

      Or if a girl, Labia, Clitoris, or Fallopia.

    • MattPS

      Fall, that which follows “Tripp”. If it’s a girl, Stumble.

  • joe ho

    more vile christer hypocrisy.

    why the ancient romans considered christers the haters of mankind.

  • That Guy

    I figured she’d just be a big fat hypocrite and use birth control while advocating abstinence-only education. Nope, she’s as dumb as her crazy ass mother. AND a hypocrite.

    • clay

      “One for me; none for thee.”

  • Michael Rush

    she’s celibate , except when she’s not celibate , the way duggar’s are morally superior , except when they aren’t .

  • You don’t want any lectures? But Bristol they’re so cheap — free even, and information wants to be free. I’m betting your legs have whiplash from the hypocrisy of the lectures you’ve handed out and your current situation.

    Get thee to thy childbirth bed and shut up.

  • oikos
  • Christo

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    No, really…

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • Cousin Bleh

    One thing we can all be 100 percent sure of is that Rush Limbaugh will call her a slut on his radio show today.

  • TomF.

    Bristol Palin learned well at her mother’s knee; never admit an error and never apologize. Her statement is a big fat middle finger to the general public. I can imagine more than one Op-Ed writer who will gladly address her request (demand) for no lectures. Hoo boy!

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Yet another example of RWNJ’s telling the rest of how to live and then doing the exact opposite. Too bad Bristol didn’t lecture about birth control.

  • SockMikey

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/04/06/bristol-palins-abstinence-campaign-payday-her-latest-teen-pregnancy-outrage.html

    in 2011, Bristol was paid an estimated $262,500 by the Candies Foundation to be its abstinence ambassador.

    A young woman whose unplanned pregnancy has rocketed her to reality star fame, could scarcely be a worse spokesperson. Everything about her and her celebrity telegraphs the message, already distressingly prevalent in this country, that pregnancy offers a way to trade boring high school anonymity for attention and adoration.

    In regarding her abstinence pledge:

    Bristol said she didn’t think she was setting herself up to fail. “It’s a realistic goal for myself,” Bristol added.

    ***

    Amazing the Bristol Palin doesn’t want any lectures about her newest pregnancy but has no problem lecturing others from her holier than thou soapbox.

    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/06/25/1396635/-Little-Miss-Abstinence-is-Pregnant-Again

    So can the Palin’s just fade away now? Can they just stop telling everybody how they should live their lives? Probably not, Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin appear as clueless and as hypocritical as we all know them to be…and they’ll never give up the chance to be in the spotlight even if it brings great embarrassment to themselves and their “families”…

    • Homo Erectus

      She should have to give the money back.

      • BlueberriesForMe

        Can we start a GoFundme for this? She is yet another persecuted Christianist that needs all of us to support her.

      • Halloween_Jack

        The Candies Foundation sounds like kind of a scam, anyway, a way for Candies to get advertising from celebrities while being able to deduct it from their taxes. This is a company, remember, that thought that a suitable ad for their shoes involved notorious anti-vaxer Jenny McCarthy sitting on the toilet with her panties around her ankles.

  • BlueberriesForMe

    “You can dress them up but you can’t take them out.”

    In another age, she would have been sent off somewhere and had the baby without anyone knowing. But it’s much more fun and lucrative to be a tabloid star.

    • zhera

      If Jeb Bush is elected President, he’ll introduce a ‘Scarlet Letter’ law. He thinks publicly shaming unwed mothers is a good thing. Better think hard about who you’ll vote for, Brisket!

      • clay

        The process will look something like this:

  • BearEyes

    Sympathy? – not one bit.
    Lectures? – does pointing and laughing count?

  • Hal Watts

    Trashy Christians being hypocritical while harping on the rest of us for ruining the culture. Nothing new to see here folks–move along..

  • Michael Rush
  • PhillyProfessor

    I’m guessing that she believes “Abstinance only” just means no anal sex?

    • Michael Rush

      only for anyone else .

    • Homo Erectus

      She never heard of the loophole:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfRtkCGE40A

    • zhera

      Or maybe ‘Abstinence only’ means that sex helps with the abs work-out. But only the abs!

      • grada3784

        I thought abstinent meant no meat on Friday, but what the hell, I grew up Catholic.

  • Harley

    I’m collecting some nice rocks with lots of pointy spikes for the Christian stoning she is about to endure.

  • CB

    Well, she’s human with human urges, but without the guidance of responsible adults who help educate her about sex and put it in context, provide birth control and information about STDs. Another reason the ridiculous fallacy of religion damages lives. Add to the Palins’ craven obey-grubbing and pandering and you have a toxic stew. Speaks as much to her parents’ failures and the lies of religions as anything else.

    • TrollopeReader

      She was a spokesperson for a abstinence only PSA (public service announcement) …

    • RoFaWh

      Religion ruins everything.

      Interestingly, there are religions that appear to lack the notion of sin. (I say “appear to” because I may be wrong-o.) Hinduism, Taoism, Shinto, and Buddhism come to mind.

      Someone really needs to revive one of the ancient religions that involved sacred prostitution.

  • Homo Erectus

    D’ya think this may ruin Sarah’s chance of being picked for VP in 2016?

  • geoffalnutt

    Bristle does for ‘abstinence’ what Republicans do for ’empathy’.

  • Cosmo Tupper

    So, Bristol likes the dick, huh. Well thank goodness she’s straight because if she had turned out gay, THAT would be an abomination. BTW, that’s how one gets and passes STDs.

    • bkmn

      They kind of forget about STD’s when they get all preachy about abstinence.

  • bkmn

    Said it yesterday but…please let it be twins by two different fathers.

    • clay

      or, considering her mother’s sexual preferences and her former fiance’s redneck leanings, bi-racial.

    • David F.

      Twins, with heads the size of bowling balls, along with a case of rhoids the size of ping pong balls.

  • gaymex

    .

  • TrollopeReader

    From her Sarah facebook page on Father’s Day:

    Sarah Palin
    June 21 at 11:01am ·
    Happy Father’s Day to all the dads out there. Thank you for being the rock upon which a family can be built!”

    • clay

      So, is Sarah secretly grateful to be off the air right now?

  • olandp

    She is probably still abstinent, and this baby is an immaculate conception. This could be the second coming of Jeebus, born to white trash in the back of a Hummer stretch limo.

    Sounds like a winner to me.

  • Disqusdmnj

    “there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side…”

    Like stay not-pregnant, apparently.

  • PeterC

    Bristol, if you do not want people to talk about your indiscretions; then keep both your mouth and vagina closed, (under control).

  • Billanddogs

    “There’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side” – except to keep both your twat and your mouth shut, apparently.

  • ArchiLaw

    Immaculate conception?

    • William

      Inaccurate contraception.

  • Secure

    Thanks John McCain

  • barrixines

    I am quite shocked by this news. I thought those Abstinence Pledgers only did anal.

    • William

      Sometimes the guy misses in the heat of the moment.

  • Chuck

    “At the end of the day there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side,” – Except maybe keeping your legs closed.

    • pablo

      Or using contraceptives.

  • Dramphooey

    The father works for MSNBC. Thanks for getting our Sarah fired from her Fox News gig.

  • Steven Leahy

    Well somebody’s gotta support typical christian family values! Bristol’s just doing her part.

  • Guest

    NOBODY GIVES A SHIT, GO AWAY

  • Elliott

    The only way this could get any better is if she were one of those “I’m pregnant and didn’t know it until I gave birth” kind of gals.

  • Fyva Prold

    There is always mifepristol (RU-486)

    • LiberalDeacon

      I’m pretty sure that’s not on the Hobby Lobby health plan.

  • Jamie Brewer

    The Palin’s will do anything to keep in the news with their Christian Family Values… who is the babys daddy? The train wreck that never stops.

    • Halloween_Jack

      That’s pretty much perfect.

  • Bluto

    The righteous snowbilly abstinence ambassador is knocked up with her 2nd bastard. This week has really turned into an embarrassment of riches.

  • Six Pins Delores

    Bristol is capable of handling anything that is put in front of her, again and again…

    • clay

      She only gets pregnant when they come from behind.

  • Tor

    What’s her next holier-than-thou crusade? And BTW, Bristol, you do need a lecture or two.

  • Dave B

    “She’s asking people to respect her privacy”????? Funny any other time she, like her mother would eat her own shit on camera if it meant some attention.

    • Lakeview Bob

      Exactly.

  • radiofreerome

    Dan Ackroyd said it best;
    http://youtu.be/k80nW6AOhTs

  • Lakeview Bob

    So this c*nt says being gay is a choice? So is getting pregnant out of wedlock. Oh whatever happened to the sanctity of marriage? How can these children be successfully raised without the benefit on a mother and father?

  • Frederick

    Get down off your abstinence horse…

    And stop fucking every guy you meet.

  • lymis

    ” She’s asking people to respect her privacy, and that of her son Tripp, saying, “I do not want any lectures, and I do not want any sympathy.”

    And yet, you’re utterly incapable of extending the same courtesy to anyone else.

    Some of us believe that people should be free to make their own choices about the important things in our lives without the interference of strangers who aren’t involved. YOU however, have made it clear that you feel you have a say in how EVERYONE else lives their lives.

    I’d love to be able to pretend to believe that this situation might cause you to reexamine your attitude and develop a more realistic and compassionate approach to other people, or to cause you to actually become a private individual and stop telling everyone how to live. But since it’s apparent from your past choices that this isn’t an insight into a more human view of life, but simply a reflection of your sense of entitlement and breathtaking unearned privilege, I’ll keep it short. No lectures.

    Fuck you.

    • TrollopeReader

      Yep. She showed a lot of “no lecturing” with her swift right cross punches at the Alaskan Brawl last fall (that they all swore never happened, until the police report came out)

  • Baltimatt

    Dan Savage’s take:

    http://www.thestranger.com/blogs/slog/2015/06/25/22452038/bristol-palin-is-pregnant

    Includes a PSA featuring Bristol. “Trust me, I’m not getting myself into another situation.”

  • medaka

    “If it’s a boy I’m gonna name him Cilantro!”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGnF-xIF8-8

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    I guess THAT is the real reason the wedding was called off, huh? The Palins, The Duggars, they give white trash a new image. A month or so ago, it was all about her was-to-be-husband’s failure to disclose a former wife or some crap. The REAL reason was that she had not kept her legs closed. And thank god, it’s not that man’s. Whew.

  • William

    They know what causes pregnancy nowadays.

  • RoFaWh

    She’s an idiot. Given her surname, this is no surprise at all.

    Hey, you little whore, abstinence doesn’t work. Never has, never will. And for a very simple reason: it’s contrary to human nature.

    This is yet another example where braindead rightists try to impose utterly unrealistic rules that even they themselves are unable to follow. Those people really do live in an Ozzie and Harriet alternate universe.

    Try a condom next time, dearie, or an IUD, or a diaphragm (do women still use those?), or take a contraceptive or even use Plan B the morning after the night before.

    Or go to an abortion clinic. Oh, wait! Didn’t your mother close those in Alaska?

    Or have the local vet spay you.

  • Queequeg

    The funniest part is that the barroom brawler thinks she has “dignity and grace”. The Palin’ are rich and famous because of the poor judgment of John McCain’s election team. No other reason.

  • Lesley

    I’m just going to add the obligatory, “Thanks, McCain.” Because it can’t be said enough.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Name it Trot, Trink or Trump.

    • TampaDink

      They haven’t used Tryst yet…well, not for a first name.

  • Greg B.

    “there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side”

    Evidently there’s one thing: rolling on a condom.

  • Greg B.

    How nice that someday this child can grow up to read his or her mother’s old blog post where she called her pregnancy a “huge disappointment”.

  • MexicoTom

    I see a reality show in the not too distant future…
    2 Illegitimate Kids and Counting…

  • Chris Baker

    “At the end of the day there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side”. Except maybe keep abstinent.

    I was going to say something nasty, but I’m a gentleman.

  • DoctorDJ

    The hypocrisy is strong with this one.

    Bristol Palin Made Close To $1 Million Pushing Abstinence-Only Policies, Now Is Pregnant With Child No. 2
    http://www.inquisitr.com/2203203/bristol-palin-made-close-to-1-million-pushing-abstinence-only-policies-now-is-pregnant-with-child-no-2/

  • Jeffg166

    Imagine if Malia Obama were on her second unplanned pregnancy.

    • Halloween_Jack

      Are you kidding? If Malia even went on an ice-cream sundae date, you’d have wingnut shitbirds shrieking about how taxpayer dollars were being spent on the Secret Service guarding her during a “booty call.” I still occasionally unfriend shirttail relatives for posting bullshit every time, and I mean every time, the Obamas take a vacation.

  • grada3784

    At the end of the day there’s nothing I can’t do with God by my side,
    Keep her legs together?

    • trouble94114

      Ummn, that would probably require a liberal application of liquid nails or marine grade epoxy

      • Macbill

        She could hold an aspirin between her legs.

        • trouble94114

          Ummn, a wine cooler or twenty and that aspirin is lost in the double-wide’s shag carpet.

  • rig500

    1. Why would anyone give her sympathy and 2. apparently, God isn’t the only one who’s been by her side.

  • JJS_prime

    You do not have the right to judge all others constantly and then say “I don’t want any lectures.” Here’s mine: “Hypocritical slut.”

  • Câl

    My home city of Bristol wants her to change her name as she is bringing shame on us. She doesn’t want sympathy, good: none being offered.
    What an absolute Bristol the woman is! In Cockney rhyming slang Bristol Cities = titties

  • KaBoomBOX

    “Do as I say, not as I do!” The typical teatard/rethuglican refrain.

  • Macbill

    What a brave, little slut. She’s going for a half-dozen with different Dads. She’s just bein’ fruitful.

    • Piet

      She has to do it this way because we all know she can’t multiply.

  • TheManicMechanic

    I know I am fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of me with dignity and grace.

    Like that cock that was dangled in front of your twat? AGAIN?

  • Daniel

    Oh, hey, a “huge disappointment”, eh? I’m sure the kid (assuming it learns to read) will be heartened to learn that’s what its mommy thinks of it. This reminds me of that. As for privacy: no, Ms. Palin, you don’t get any demands of the public and you sure as hell don’t get any privacy. And yep, you’re gonna get a lot of lectures, and you deserve every word of each of them. You and your odious family chose to stick your nose into the public’s business; now the bill’s come due. This is what it costs.

  • ClevelandJim

    jeeeezus, is she really THAT fucking stupid when it comes to birth control?

  • Cattus

    She said: “Tripp, this new baby, and I will all be fine, because God is
    merciful.”

    If god were truly merciful he wouldn’t have let Sarah
    Palin’s parents breed.