Linda Harvey: All Those Rainbow Flags Must Be Removed Because Jesus

“It’s time to lower the rainbow flag everywhere. God created the rainbow as a sign of hope (Genesis 9:12-17). But homosexual political operatives have captured this symbol as an unauthorized expression of ‘pride.’ Well, rainbows accompanying this depravity are as unfitting as the term ‘gay,’ and it’s time for Christians to demand recognition of the offense involved and a permanent retraction. Proud homosexuals don’t love God. They take pride in disobedience. Therefore, these rebels have no right to the rainbow, period. So, let’s demand that no more rainbow flags fly above our federal agencies. No more hateful colors on our embassies, or on the Pentagon website. And it’s time for retailers with a conscience to stop selling rainbow- adorned ‘gay’ merchandise and show respect and sensitivity to the outcry of concerned families and parents. Homosexuality needs to be seen for what it is: a grave sin, a depraved lifestyle, and an oppressive threat to truth, liberty, family and faith. And so, the theft of the rainbow needs to be confronted and it needs to end. No more rainbow flags, America!” – Linda Harvey, defending the Confederate flag for Barbwire.

  • Gustav2

    Get her, she needs to authorize our use of a rainbow!

  • Mister Don

    Anything in Genesis was a sign for Jewish people

    • Rocketeer500

      You mean, her god is a jew? How unchristian.

  • Billanddogs

    What a nasty, hate-filled, prune-faced, harpy. She’s turning rancid as she stews in her own broth of bitterness and hatred.

    • brian

      Wow! And you’re a cook too? Some guys have all the luck.

  • Strepsi

    LOL @ “homosexual political operatives have captured this symbol as an unauthorized expression of ‘pride.'”

    Here, have it back:
    http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/1649465_o.gif

    • Gustav2

      Yes. we didn’t clear its use through the National Weather Services Dept. of Rainbows.

      • Nic Peterson

        Linda is convinced that the phenomenon created by bending visible light through a prism is something new. I mean within the last 5000 years or so and creative rights apparently I owned by a diety that has not been seen since like ever.

        So fucking stupid.

    • oikos

      You win the internets for the day, Strepsi!

      • Strepsi

        coming from you, high praise! xoxo

        • oikos

          I’m still laughing everytime I look at that. :))
          Hugs and kisses back my friend!

    • Andy King

      I think some of our homosexually political operatives should inquire where GOP candidates stand on this very important issue. I can’t think of a better wedge issue between tea parties and “moderate” Republicans 🙂

      • TheSeer

        Chris Cuomo already did that with Ben Carson but he refused to answer. He’s not THAT stupid after all.

    • Todd20036

      Taste the rainbow. Barf the rainbow

    • John30013

      Thankfully we don’t need Linda’s, or her imaginary sky daddy’s, authorization to use the rainbow. It already belongs to all of us.

    • This sweet barfer needs to not skip leg day.

      (It’s a look, but could lead to knee, ankle, and hip injuries later in life.)

    • Paula

      Little known fact: gawd only thinks he invented the rainbow. He actually failed physics three times in high school.

      • Homo Erectus

        I thought gawd was home skooled.

        • vorpal

          It’s even worse: self-taught.

          • MDB

            In Harvey skcool ov addvanccd spellun: slef tawte !!

          • vorpal

            LOL MDB I love you :-). Every post you make to me has become less and less legible, and I adore it!

            I’m trying to guess how long it’ll be until your reply to me involves you just slamming your head into the keyboard a couple of times :D:D:D:D:D.

            =hugs the crap out of you=

          • MDB

            Ahy hazz benn Duggareyezd biye a straiy aktivviste purvurtud ranebow !!!

            * continued flattery will get you just about anything, even some special attention to your furry little tummy 😉

          • GC

            Most kitties, unlike dogs, don’t actually like belly rubs. But Vorpal has the great advantage of being able to speak for himself!

            (And MDB, you nail the right-wing ignorANIMUSes’ contempt for edumacashun!)

            http://api.ning.com/files/4MXCALxsrL0ofV7q*1zXYCOMDC*rXVKVoLialPIvQkfAoHDEEkwHuwq9scStI-FfazJGEGe*yLiCN9lydiKXT9conTK129Yl/AsimovIgnorance.jpg

          • MDB

            nowe, kan I hazz cheezburger pleez ??

            * Vorpie’s soft furry tummy is so warm and …… 0oops, TMI !)

          • GC

            Yes, you can has cheezburger! (They even come in convenient snack size.)
            http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/a5/fc/44/a5fc4495124ab0ba020bb783d57bbcba.jpg

          • Joseph Miceli

            lollollololol!!!!!

        • cleos_mom

          To paraphrase Kirk Douglas’ comment about John Wayne: Yahweh got to thinking he was God.

      • GC

        26 Reasons Why God Never Received Tenure At The University

        [Versions of this are all over the web; this one is from http://warcry.net/Stuff/godtenur.html .]

        He had only one major publication.

        And it was in Hebrew.

        He stated all his results without proofs.

        And it had no references.

        And it wasn’t published in a refereed journal.

        His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

        And some even doubt He wrote it himself.

        The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

        He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.

        When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.

        When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

        He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.

        Some say he had his son teach the class.

        He expelled his first two students for learning.

        Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.

        His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.

        He made his graduate student (Mohd/Jesus) do all the work but did not list him as co-author.

        He also never explained why some graduate students, with low GRE scores, were working for him in the first place.

        He never presented his own results, let his graduate students do all the presentations.

        His data on creation of world in 7 days has been questioned.

        It may be true that he created the world, but what has he published/done since?

        His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.

        He never wrote a grant proposal.

        His research, not matter how useful, was never approved.

        He never replied to mail, phone calls, emails, etc when other researchers wanted technical data from him.

        He never fully explained his reasons for letting Dan Quayle to be born.

    • Matt in PDX

      Who knew we required authorization?

  • Dan

    She sounds more desperate than usual.

    • Snarkaholic

      Yes, because once the ‘forbidden fruit’ she constantly fantasizes about is legalized, her nightly whack-off sessions won’t be nearly as much fun.

  • Matt

    “Bitter… table for ONE!”

    • another_steve

      Lol!

      Thank you. 😉

      I always love that line.

  • Pollos Hermanos

    She must be super pissed at God for putting all of those rainbows over Ireland the day they voted for marriage equality.

    • She must be super pissed at God for not stepping in and smiting the entire country for embracing EQUALITY in its many, varied forms.

      • David L. Caster

        It looks more like God is smiting the haters with equality for everybody else.

    • Yank

      And one over Edinburgh the day it was voted in here.

    • Octavio

      That’s because she had to pour out all of her Jameson Irish Whiskey.

  • Bill

    She almost makes me sad that none of her fairy-tale is true.

    Because if it was, surely she would be spending eternity in hell eating shit with her overlord Satan.

    • JaniceInToronto

      Hey! Take is easy on Satan. He’s the good one.

      • Christopher

        He’s definitely the one I would hang out with.

    • oikos

      She looks like she spends all day on earth eating shit.

  • Michael Rush

    linda harvey’s flag should show her stomping on kittens .

    • Snarkaholic

      Yes…which would clearly show her place on the Evil Scale…even Dolores Umbridge wouldn’t do that!

  • JaniceInToronto

    You know, this woman seems to have some issues with us.
    Remarkable….

    • Gene

      the denomination she grew up in is now totally LGBT affirming…and it drives her (more) INSANE….
      (She was a Lutheran…one of the good ones that make up the largest of the Lutheran Denominations)

      • Gustav2

        We can’t control all of our congregants. We don’t have a pope…lol

        • GC

          Not even the Roman Catholic hierarchy can keep the majority of their parishioners from seeing truth and justice!

    • brian

      Understatement of the century!

  • Rocketeer500

    “But homosexual political operatives have captured this symbol as an unauthorized expression of ‘pride.'”

    Bitch please. The Gay Lobby doesn’t need your permission to fly the Rainbow. Go back from where you came, or a house just might drop on you.

    • John30013

      I should have read your post before posting myself. I wrote almost exactly the same thing above.

      • Jamie Brewer

        Great minds think alike… “Amber, your hairspray bill alone has eaten up this weeks profits of the Tilt-a-Whirl…..”

    • crewman

      She reminds me of the junior white spremacist in Hairspray, Amber Von Tussle, who has a pouting hissyfit when she didn’t win the dance competition.

    • Bob M

      She’s offended! Who cares, it is not all about her and what she thinks.

  • Bill Harnsberger

    Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

  • another_steve

    “A depraved lifestyle”?? Oy vey I should be so lucky as to have the energy to lead a depraved lifestyle.

    I was depraved once, but not today.

    It took all the energy I could muster up today just to drag my ass out of bed this morning.

    • I could only sustain depravity for minutes at a time. Even my weekends on Fire Island were mostly spent reading, catching up with friends, swimming in the pool and sunbathing on the beach.

      • another_steve

        I hear ya, Houndentenor.

        My period of peak depravity was between age 19 (when I came out) and age 21 (when I met my husband). That period in my life is pretty much a blur. I was very desirable back then and had many “friends” who corrupted me no end. With my total and complete blessing, understand.

        Monogamy at age 21 represented the end of my depravity period. I “settled down,” so to say, with the most wonderful man.

        But I remember, fondly, depravity.

        • 2karmanot

          True that, I got all my gardening tips in the Grove and the Rambles…..even a few plantings at the Mineshaft.

        • That Other Jean

          “How do I know my youth is all spent?
          My get-up-and-go has got up and went.
          But in spite of it all, I’m able to grin
          To think of the places my get-up has been.”
          Pete Seeger got that, and so much else, right..

    • Talisman

      I couldn’t even muster that much energy. Thank god for sick days.

    • BudClark

      Yeah, me too … forgot to plug in the wheelchair last night (chuckle).

      • another_steve

        BC, I always read your comments and know full well how depraved you still are.

        As we enter our dotage years, depravity becomes a fine art.

        Kudos to you.

        • 2karmanot

          Ah, the old days, but still ,my leather wrapped cane does turn a head or two, even if I do resemble Cruella DeVille.

          • another_steve

            The leather wrapped cane is a nice touch. A tribute to gay male depravity and ingenuity.

            On Sundays, when the Jehovah Witnesses come calling, I always answer the door in my underwear. I’ve been doing that for years. My husband thinks it’s tacky and hides when I do it.

            But for me, it’s one of the few truly depraved acts I still engage in.

          • Octavio

            May you continue to answer the door in your underwear for many decades to come.

          • RoFaWh
          • another_steve

            Well I’m not quite dowdy enough to wear the white number and not quite built enough to wear the green.

            I’m a “boxers underwear man”, actually.

            Believe me when I tell you that the sight of me in my boxers is enough to scare away the Devil himself.

          • RoFaWh

            “I’m … not quite built enough to wear the green.”

            “I’m a “boxers underwear man”, actually.”

            Both of those can be changed. Please not to scream. It disturbs the wildlife.

            PS: I, a known and self-admitted lard ass, happily wear the green number, in comfort. I’m pretty sure that a photo of me so garbed would be ludicroous, but my comfort overrules any mere considerations of appearance.

      • MDB

        What, you left your portable Hauptwerk keyboard plugged into the accessory outlet /AGAIN ????

        • GC

          Playing with your organ is fun!…

    • Chuck in NYC

      Depraved dusting. Depraved vacuuming. Depraved laundry. Depraved dish washing. Depraved gardening. Depraved grocery shopping. Depraved running in the park. Depraved cooking dinner. Depraved television watching of shows like The Simpsons. Depraved Facebooking. Depraved snacking before falling into my depraved bed into depraved sleep before getting up and going to depraved work.

      I revel in my depravity, Linda. It’s truly a lifestyle.

      • Prion

        Relentlessly depraved?

    • Chris Baker

      I bet there are more depraved straights out there than there are depraved gays. I’m pretty boring, myself.

      • Oh’behr

        I’m boring too. Yeah for boring.

  • JustSayin

    Unauthorized? What plantation owner put this cow in charge of authorizing rainbows?

    • canoebum

      Well, the original design had a hot pink band, which was later removed (I’m not sure why). Maybe that’s what she means. She wants the hot pink back on the flag, to make it official…and authorized.

  • Does Medusa really think this will gain any traction with anyone of reasonable intelligence? Just to let you know ahead of time Linda, people pointing and laughing is not persecution.

    • Octavio

      It’s just normal audience behavior at the circus. 🙂

  • TheManicMechanic

    Ah, shaddap you hateful snatch.

    • Gene

      🙂
      succinct.
      and….accurate in every way..
      nice
      🙂

    • CB

      Apt.

    • yetanotherLaura

      As a female, I frequently reserve another word starting with a “c” for women like her, but it’s not really a nice word to use in polite company, let alone the lovely impolite company I so enjoy here. 🙂

      • People4Humanity

        Oh, it is just Linda Harvey,
        and her cunning stunt.

        • yetanotherLaura

          Perfect! 🙂

      • TheManicMechanic

        The c-word seems to raise hackles among too much of the readership here, so I try to find useful synonyms that hopefully evoke my forcefulness. I would not hesitate to say this six inches from her face. If she’d slap me, I’d most likely return in kind, just that much harder. Some people just absolutely deserve it.

        • yetanotherLaura

          And that’s exactly why I didn’t use it. As a woman, I find it particularly offensive, but for some people, it’s really the only word that fits. A certain former Alaskan governor is also in that select (?) category.

  • Gene

    poor thing….
    Linda, honey, the church you grew up in, but were to mean to stay in, the Lutherans, flys the rainbow flag this month to honor its GLBT members and pastors.
    Lots of Churches do.
    you are just a bitter fanatic…get medical health. no one who is NOT gay should think about gay sex (gay friendly churches…businesses…people) as much as you do….”Deal with your ‘issues’ ” dear…..lithium may help

    • brian

      Me thinks that she needs more than a bit of lithium salts. Possibly Thorazine is the place to start and work from there.

    • People4Humanity

      .

  • Oh Linda…

    • TreGibbs

      EXACTLY !!

    • JoeNCA

      Seriously.

  • LonelyLiberal

    You can fly the rainbow flag as a symbol of hope if you want. Sounds good to me. Of course, most people will assume that you’re a huge lezbot.

    To me, that seems better than assuming your bitter snatch hasn’t felt the touch of anybody, male or female, in decades.

  • Doug105

    Another reason to post this again.

    • another_steve

      I’ve always admired Christians for ensuring that all depictions of their god are of hunky and hairy males.

      I’ve been in African-American churches where the depictions were of black Jesus’s — and they’ve always been hunky too.

      Personally, I could never join a religion where the god depictions were other than that of hunky males.

      • Doug105
        • People4Humanity

          How can a celibate poop get a son?

          • Doug105

            I didn’t save them, but somewhere on facebook theres a set of pope pictures with highlights of the the sins and crimes they have committed down though the centuries.

          • barracks9

            The series is “Know Your Popes”, and we’ll take a look at #1:

          • Octavio

            Wow! He sounds like he was one fun guy!

          • Sporkfighter

            Yeah, but “fun” didn’t mean the same thing back then.

          • BlueberriesForMe

            I can only imagine he found that helmet thing useful when he was having a bad hair day.

          • Homo Erectus

            They always wear the pointy hats to cover their dick heads.

          • BockMcMillan

            Did someone say “Duggar”?

          • Man_in_the_mists

            So that’s where all the kiddy-diddling began.

          • grada3784

            Actually, it started long before this guy. Look up the word Pfaffenkind for more info – it’s the German word for bastard and means “priest’s child”.

          • MBear

            meh – they believe they can do whatever they want if they ‘ask’ for forgiveness from their imaginary friend…or something like that.

          • GayOldLady

            Now I know you took Physiology or Health or one of those course that explains this. 🙂

          • teedofftaxpayer

            I believe at one time they were allowed to marry. I may be wrong but then again the Catholic Church does what it wants to do when it wants to do it. They change everything to suit their needs.

          • TomF.

            Popes were not required to be celibate at that time. Celibacy only came in much later.

          • RoFaWh

            Reminder:

            “celibate” means not married.

            “chaste” means doesn’t have sex.

          • ben-andy

            He had a mistress who had 9 children, 4 of which he legitimized once he was Pup. It is good to be Pup. It wasn’t that he’d ever been married or this was “before” he’d taken a vow of celibacy. Nope, he just “fixed it” afterward. It wasn’t untypical of the day. His successor, who got to say mean things about him after he was dead, Julius II, said, “I will not live in the same rooms as the Borgias lived. He desecrated the Holy Church as none before.” He then had the body shipped back to Spain [they were from Valencia in Aragon]. He might have been of a family that were converted Jews and he treated Jews well [really well for the time].

            Julius is the one who tore down Old St Peter’s to build the current St Peter’s, leading to the Protestant Reformation [Luther protested the sales of indulgences that were being funneled into the building of the new Basilica] and he had Michelanglo paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. And he was Italian and they’ve long felt the Puppacy belonged to them. It is only recently that we’ve had a Pole, a German and an Argentinian of Italian heritage as Pup. Since then, only one from Utrecht [now in the Netherlands] and two Austrians have made it into the Ballgown and Slippers who weren’t from some part of what it now Italy [ok, Sardinia has been back and forth, but then, so has most of Italy and that was only one more]] besides the last 3. It is just shy of 512 years since Alexander VI’s death.

          • grada3784

            No one knows, more than a few Popes had kids. Borgias. Farneses, etc.

          • rusty57

            The Borgias pretty much did whatever they wanted.

          • D. J.

            Like the Palin’s only higher class?

          • Homo Erectus

            I never knew altar boys could get pregnant 😉

          • David Walker

            He knew Jeebus wouldn’t want him to use condoms.

          • BockMcMillan

            He had an active sex life before becoming a pope, and during too…

          • Larry Ft Pierce

            …………

        • another_steve

          Well let’s get real, Doug… OBVIOUSLY whoever chose that boy as the “Jesus face” was a gay man with impeccable taste.

          I’ve always maintained that at the heart of all religious creativity were/are gay men with impeccable taste.

        • Not quite. There are plenty of depictions of JC with beard and long hair that were made centuries before Cesare Borgia’s birth in 1475.

          The other origin-of-the-icon story is that the original model was Phidias’s great statue of Zeus at Olympia, which was traditionally said to have been taken to Constantinople by one of the emperor Theodosius, who installed it in his palace and rededicated it as a statue of Christ, but which was destroyed in 475 when the palace burned down.

        • Larry Ft Pierce

          I thought it was this guy, Bob Smith?

        • Fox

          Thanks for the history lesson. I always thought it was Jared Leto.

      • You reminded me of Rene Cox’s Last Supper. I really admire her work. I encourage everyone to check her out.

        http://www.reneecox.org/#!gallery/c20vi

        • Robincho

          I want MY last supper to be cox. Yum!

      • Capritaur

        Christians prefer their deities sexually unattainable the same way we prefer our porn stars.

        • another_steve

          Speak for yourself, hon. I “sexually attain” my porn stars on a regular basis.

          In the privacy of my bedroom.

          When my husband isn’t looking.

  • “Unauthorized expression of pride”? Exactly where were we supposed to seek authorization from? Is the rainbow a registered trademark? Copywritten? What a fool.

    • CB

      Thank you. My first thought.

    • John30013

      Well, Linda seems to fancy herself a mouthpiece for her imaginary sky daddy, so probably go straight to the horse’s mouth (as it were…).

      • 2karmanot

        She mumbles because her tail gets in the way.

    • SockMikey

      Exactly my first thought!

  • Judas Peckerwood

    “Therefore, these rebels have no right to the rainbow, period.”

    Can’t argue with logic like that.

    • JR

      Not if you’re sane.

  • octobercountry

    Yeah, that’s not gonna happen, Linda.

  • Dick B

    Linda, some churches welcome this community – so I’d politely say, “Please stop and listen” – but heck, just shut up already.

    • Gustav2

      Psst. One of the larger suburban Lutheran congregations close to her house had a lesbian as the president of the congregation.

      Edit: She and her partner had gone to that church for decades.

      • Octavio

        When I lived in SLC Kohl Ami, the only Jewish congregation left, had a nice Lesbian Rabbi. She was fun to hang with. But even she wasn’t strong enough to suffer the inversions of the Wasatch Front and moved on to lead a bigger congregation in Boulder, CO. 🙂

    • SammySeattle

      The church up the street from me is welcoming, they advertise their welcome with a huge rainbow banner. BTW, part of the Same Love video was shot there.

    • Homo Erectus

      Then there’s this:

  • Kelly Lape

    The colors of the pride flag do not correspond to the rainbow. Her point is moot.

  • BINT

  • NZArtist

    Ha ha. Fuck off. Harridan.

  • Gregory In Seattle

    Goodness, but the holier-than-thou wanna-be dictators are out in force today.

    • Giant Monster Gamera

      And they’re just getting warmed up. The skies may be blue, but umbrellas are recommended due to exploding wingnut heads.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        One for everyone :

        • Oh’behr

          Perhaps some rainbow umbrella hats for the kids. And rainbow framed sunglasses.

  • RJ Tremor

    Need a pin, I see a bag of hot air that needs to be popped and sent fluttering around laughably through the air while making a fart sound.

  • tom dumptee

    so now I’m a homosexual political operative??? ooooooh, i feel so ‘special’…..Now i can be jus’ like Joel Mcrea in ‘Foreign Correspondent’ lol

    • BaddogLtd

      I caught that too. What ever happened to good old “Homosexual Activists”?

      • Bluto

        promotion!

        • Homo Erectus

          Do we get a raise?

          • Bluto

            You’ll receive membership to a jelly of the month club. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.

          • Homo Erectus

            KY?

          • MDB

            Boy-butter !!!

          • Ray Taylor

            I hear that is good for wrinkles.

          • Oh’behr

            At least it’s not another toaster.

  • Yank

    Nasty, bitter woman. Ugly in every way.

    • Gene

      Mother, sainted Presbyterian choirmistress and childrens librarian that she was (and she WAS a great lady) said ti best.
      Some women are beautiful..but, beauty is just skin deep
      Some women are ugly…and ugly goes to the bone
      But some are just nasty bitches and nasty bitch is in EVERY CELL of the Body.
      .Even for a Hatfield, she had a sharp tongue…and damn but did she ever nail that one on the head.

  • Gene

    she lives in a small (% wise…maybe 25 to 30 million..not a lot really) subset of America that still has its own radio, newspapers (few) internet (full of crap there) private religious schools, and swaths of territory in which they really still feel that THEY are the majority…a few homos and their “enablers” are “pushing this” on the 80 to 90 % who just “dont understand” or “dont get the problem” yet.
    She / they believe this. In the last month, millions of this group read Mohler at the SB convention explain the truth to them; THEY are now the minority….the..DESPISED minority. many…maby most ( I have no way of knowing how many…but, I SUSPECT most) now DO understand the reality……
    I have a “foot” in that world in a way most here (lucky you) dont…..Linda Harvey is a represenative of the HARD CORP…I am guestimating, 1/5th of that 30 million…maybe a 1/3 of it, who WILL not, CANNOT accept this. their minds wont let them. To her, this posting she has made truly makes sense, and, when it does not happen, she will be sincerely surprised.
    .
    Matt Staver is among this group….and Bam Bam. Porno Pete is inbetween…he KNOWS its happened…he writes about it, but, his heart is still to shaken to really accept it.
    .these are the crazies who scare me…..the ones who, I fear, in time, could to very, very bad things…..:(

    • ben-andy

      Nicely written, Gene. It helps us all to remember that all villages gotta have an idiot but that the internet allows ALL the idiots to argle bargle along with everyone else.

  • NZArtist

    Definitely a big gay rainbow over New Zealand.
    Maurice Williamson’s speech in Parliament when marriage equality became the law of the land.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRQXQxadyps

    Oh you cursed and hateful Disqus! Why wont you let me *paste* that link in this message? I had to type it by hand. I hate you Disqus. I hate you.

    • 2amor

      That was great!!! I wish one of the big news programs in the U.S. would show that…..

      • NZArtist

        The way marriage equality passed in this country was really positive. I guess everyone has seen the spontaneous singing of a Maori love song in parliament after the law passed as well?

        I’d paste the link in, but Disqus hates me…

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlVaPHdTWMk

        • ben-andy

          We love you, NZ. That will just have to be enough.

          Edit: OK, that is my 3rd complete melt down today. Everyone, get the rafts ready, When Jim Obergefell wins for all of us, we’re going to be in serious flood stage around the country!

          Don’t know the words, don’t know the tune, but it might be the most beautiful song I’ve ever heard.

          • NZArtist

            To match us you’d best sing a traditional Native American love song. The world will be watching.

        • 2amor

          EXCELLENT!! But, now you made go and cry….. That song was just beautiful. Is that the national anthem?

          • NZArtist

            No, our national anthem is quite dull.
            That’s a traditional Maori love song (sorry, desperately heterosexual, but the message is lovely).

    • People4Humanity

      sweet humour!

  • Christopher

    Linda,

    It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

    • CB

      Evil and delicious.

      • Christopher

        I do my best! 😉

        Cheers!

    • BudClark

      She needs a facelift … with an orbital sander (h/t to “Weed”).

    • Snarkaholic

      Or a pair of golf cleats.

  • map

    Oh just wait until tomorrow after SCOTUS rules in favor of marriage equality … Right wing headsate going to be exploding all over the place !!!

  • Bj Lincoln

    Piss off! What you believe and the hate you spew means nothing to me. You are a hateful shrew who could use some counseling and meds.

  • First the Teabaggers want to see Obama’s birth certificate; now this one wants to see our permits to open carry the rainbow.

    Go fuck yourself, Linda. And the yeast infection you rode in on.

    • Snarkaholic

      Not to mention syphil-lips and harpies!

    • oikos

      Open carry the rainbow!!!!!!!! Love it.

      • Chuck in NYC

        Yeah, two thumbs up for that one.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Oh Linda, you and people like you are what I call a fagg.

    ( Fearful & Against Gay Guys )

    – My partner came up with that the other day, I think it should be the new definition of the F- word.

    • TKW

      or more singlularly, she is a Putrid Hag Against Gays Guys

    • GC

      I like Jeremy Hooper’s characterization: people like her are ‘Mo Foes.

  • oikos

    About that Linda.

    • 2amor

      I think this jeebus avatar is the best…….

      • oikos

        Thanks. The original pic had pubes but I had to trim them. This site http://www.lgbtqnation.com/ deleted a remark I made earlier that was about reparative therapy. My comment did not violate their terms of service so I can only conclude it was jeebus pubes.

        • Cuberly

          Whats the last sound a jeebus pube makes before it hits the floor…?

  • It’s interesting who’s all butthurt about a (long overdue) backlash against the international symbol of racism (the “confederate” flag).

    She may have a case about the rainbow flag flying on state and federal sites since it is controversial. I will take that as a compromise, but the other part? Ummm…no. The rainbow flag says everyone is welcome. It excludes no one. The confederate flag was flow above the SC to reinforce Jim Crow and segregation. It’s message is “no blacks”. That’s the opposite message people flying a rainbow flag or with a decal in their storefront window are sending.

    • Reality.Bites

      Hey NOM – how’s the fomenting division between blacks and gays working for you lately?

  • JJS_prime

    You know what Linda? Just go far far away and find some tiny island where “christians” can live without ever seeing or hearing anything that offends their tiny minds and delicate ears. Then stay there.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    These people are so stupid I don’t know how they walk and breathe at the same time. Listen up, bitch. One flag is a symbol of institutionalized racism. It symbolizes the ownership of other humans, laws that discriminate against other humans, and the systematic and overlooked murders of other humans based upon the color of their skin.

    The other flag represents inclusion and a statement that the people and their allies who fly that flag will not fucking go away or disappear despite what you’d like. If you’re offended, good, although that isn’t the purpose of the rainbow flag.

    I’m a proud straight person and I don’t believe in your god and so do not love him/her/it. The only people who see hate in the rainbow flag are bigots. And, here’s some good news; rainbows belong to all of us.

    The only sin or depraved lifestyle I see is the one you and your fellow bigots lead.

    • ben-andy

      Tell it, sister!

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        There’s only so much garbage I can take from these lunatics on a daily basis.

    • People4Humanity

      Thank you for standing with us.

      • Wynter Marie Starr

        Always.

        • Octavio

          Yes. You are truly quite fabulous. 🙂

          • Wynter Marie Starr

            LOL, not nearly as fabulous as many of the people here, but I try.

  • TreGibbs

    Gee – you’d think with all of that hateful, irrelevant yapping, her jowls would be much less prominent.

  • TexPlant

    who dies and left this old slag the keeper of the rainbow?

    • pj

      shes the keeper of the confederate flag. and shes getting even on the gay flag. its the grade school playground again. thats where they learned to do what they do.

      • RoFaWh

        That’s completely in harmony with their mental development. They are children. Confused, fearful children who strike out from fear of absolutely nothing.

        I wonder if fundie kids are told they’d better eat their spinach or the big bad gay under their bed will get them?

  • ben-andy

    Wait, that was a symbol that DOG would never again drown everyone because he was pissed off about their free will and all. So, rather like the Confederate Battle Flag, it was a reminder of something horrible, but in the sense that it was a promise that DOG would behave and NEVER do that to people again. IT didn’t quite break that promise when drowning the Egyptians who weren’t chasing the Israelites across the Reed Sea, even literally [probably a “fingers crossed” type of promise].

    This is very confusing, Linda, since I know that you’d really rather DOG drowned all of us. But, rather, IT’s allowing you to drown in your own rage and spite and gall and bile and the filth you spew out. Wouldn’t wanna be ya. Have a nice day. Looking forward to the next installment on the morrow or Monday. Remember, IT will never give you a burden you cannot bare. It is going to be rather enjoyable watching you try though.

    • Snarkaholic

      He’s not going to drown us again…
      …because, instead, he’s going to burn us…
      …forever! (I’d rather drown and get it over with.)

    • No, no. The waters of the Red Sea didn’t fall down like rain on the wicked, wicked Egyptians but rose up and smote them from the side. It says so in the Bible, in one of the books Linda hasn’t bothered reading. She only reads Leviticus, ’cause Jesus told her personally that’s all she needs to read.

  • CottonBlimp

    The logic of these people doesn’t even make sense. They’re saying the Rainbow Flag is exactly the same as the Confederate Flag, therefore the Rainbow should be pulled down and the Confederate flag shouldn’t?

    I’m so sick of conservatives’ “I know you are but what am I?” childish nonsense. These are not serious people with honest agendas that we can have a real compromise with. These are children just grasping at any possible excuse to act like brats.

    • noni

      God commands them to act like brats.

      It’s in the Bible.

      • Finally, a commandment they can actually follow!

  • parachihuahua

    Thanks Linda! I would never have gone to the Department of Defense website to find an awesome Gay Pride Month Special Report unless you said it was there. They are finally honoring LGBT vets and staff in public!

  • bambinoitaliano

    Someone let her know rainbows are jesus jizz. You don’t tell god not to ejaculate. We are the true children of the god. We display god full ogasmic ejaculation with pride.

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      Thanks ! I’ve always wondered why rainbows make me Rock hard.

      • bambinoitaliano

        🙂

    • noni

      Rainin’ Men.

      • LonelyLiberal

        He looks cute but honey, see a urologist. Pronto.

      • oikos

        Hallelujah!

  • Daniel

    “I will remember my covenant between me and you and all living creatures of every kind. Never again will the waters become a flood to destroy all life.” Gen 9:15

    Observations:
    God reserves the right to use OTHER natural disasters to destroy all life.
    God also can still use the waters to destroy SOME life.
    God is kind of a dick.

    • People4Humanity

      Recent floods in Houston caused over $2B damage.
      I would like a word™ with this Gawed guy!

  • Reality.Bites

    Linda, is it OK for McDonald’s to do it?

    • Octavio

      Whooaa! That’s just a baaaaad acid trip.

      • Oh’behr

        I like Peter Max better.

        • Octavio

          I’m more of a Maxfield Parish fan, but Peter Max will do. 🙂

  • Michael Varian Daly

    Tell ya what, Linda, when LGBT folks start killing people for being heterosexual, we’ll talk. Until then, STFU.

  • BaddogLtd

    Linda and the rest of the right wing apologists need a little history lesson.
    – By 1863, the Army of Northern Virginia’s square battle flag was so popular among the Confederacy that it was incorporated into the upper left corner of the new flag. The white rectangle symbolizes the “supremacy of the white man,” according to William T. Thompson, the flag’s designer. “As a people we are fighting to maintain the Heaven-ordained supremacy of the white man over the inferior or colored race,” Thompson wrote.

    http://dos.myflorida.com/media/8113/confederacy_2nd_national_497x330.jpg

    • Octavio

      That’s part of her problem. She still thinks she’s superior to everything. I have no doubt she thinks blacks are inferior, although it’s currently not in her best interest to advertise it. Yet, she certainly thinks anything except her vision of heterosexuality is abnormal and a big ol’ sin. Can anyone imagine being married to this overbearing person? She strikes me as a biter when she’s demanding sex.

      • RoFaWh

        Yet everytime she opens her mouth and vomits forth more hate, she demonstrates that she is inferior.

    • Oh’behr

      Minnesota has a Confederate flag from Gettysburg: I’m glad we’re not giving it back to Virginia.

      http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2015/06/22/historic-confederate-flag-in-minnesota-also-once-caused-debate/

      • BaddogLtd

        Interesting. After doing some research I was surprised to find out just how many versions of the Confederate flag there were and the thinking behind each one.

  • Dale

    Gwad created the rainbow?

    Gee, and here I thought it was a physical phenomenon involving the illumination of water droplets by our parent star.

    How fucking illiterate of me!

  • Reality.Bites
  • Bruno

    Linda Harvey: one of the ones Matt Barber brings in when he don’t wanna write it himself.

    • Reality.Bites

      Pretty sure she IS Matt in unconvincing drag.

      • Bruno

        I’m not sure she’s limp-wristed enough to be him, but it should be further investigated as fraud.

    • shivadog

      I think it is disrespectful to misgender Mrs. Wiggles. Trans-platipi should be addressed by their chosen name.

  • skrekk

    Reclaim the rainbow, Linda! Fly the rainbow flag from the steeples of all of your little homophobic churches. You can be the first to start a trend!

    • She doesn’t actually have a church, only a website.

      • fuzzybits

        She’s also on the radio everyday here in Columbus.

        • Oh’behr

          Yikes for you. I hope you turn the dial.

  • MBear

    Funniest, most ridiculously bizarre batshit rant I’ve read in a long time! Well done!

  • BearEyes

    why am I seeing a bunch of 3rd graders on the playground taunting “I know you are, but what am I?”

  • BaddogLtd
  • KQCA

    The first person to ever fuck me was a born-again, Holy-Ghost-filled, God-fearing, highly respected, super-patriotic Republican Christian.. and he was my father. I had yet to reach my 5th birthday. Just sayin’, Linda H, he’s cheering you on. You are peas in a pod.

    • Homo Erectus

      What a sad way to start life. I hope you found healing.

      • KQCA

        Thanks, yes, it was hell…every Saturday of my childhood when my mother left my sister and me alone with that monster. 30+ years in and out of therapy and I’m just now beginning to breathe. I’ve started speaking up about it, quite loudly, because these Christian fools obviously need to be educated about where perpetrators hide. It’s not in the Gay community, it’s in homes like the Duggars and the Huckabees.

    • Oh’behr

      Here’s a rainbow from a helicopter in Australia. I hope you like it.

  • J̶a̶l̶a̶p̶e̶ñJoe Smithson

    First thing that popped into mind. Our Lady Of The Rainbow, Dolly Parton
    https://youtu.be/sP5AuDpgBX4?t=27s

  • Jean-Marc in Canada

    Listen you vapid, vacuous piece of bovine feces, we are winning, you are losing……now don’t make us put down our purses and deal with you; because, if we do, you won’t like how it turns out. Time to shut the fuck up (1 Corinthians 14:34, Timothy 2:12) and obey your betters (Peter 3-1:22, Ephesians 5:21, Colossians 3:18)

  • gaymex

    .lol…rainbow stealing faggots.

    • BaddogLtd

      Bah hah! Can’t resist a repost.

      • Bluto

        It’s a recruitment poster! Damn, the jig is up.

      • Oh’behr

        Damn, someone forgot to give me a copy of the recruitment poster.

  • RLK2

    Hateful bitch! Just disappear already. God pretty much has given up on your sorry existence.

  • KenDC

    She seems like fun.

  • PeterC

    +And your are correct Linda; The Rainbow Flag is a sign of hope. Hope that you can figure that out too. We certainly like it.

  • barrixines

    Linda typed out this piece sitting on her Dixie-model Sybian. Look away, indeed.

  • Rebecca Gardner

    So the battle flag of a foreign nation that attacked the USA is good, but the flag representative of equality, and inclusion is bad.

    What a scary world she lives in.

    • Cuberly

      And she feels compelled to fill us in on it too. Ick!

  • Lakeview Bob

    I have an idea. Let’s replace the rainbow flag with a flag carrying her image with a knife through her right eye. I like this idea.

  • You have a right to your opinion. But “truth” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

  • Christopher-in-SanFrancisco

    Wow…she almost seems resigned to the fact that her and her fellow bigots have lost this “culture war” they’ve created. The tone of her rant comes across as exhausted. She seems tired. And deflated. She’s such a vile hate-filled bigot that the thought of America realizing that gay folks aren’t the horrible monsters her and her ilk have painted us as…has completely destroyed her. She seems lost and doesn’t know what to do with her pathetic wasted life. Good.

    • Homo Erectus

      In just 10 years she will become the next Phylis Schafly.

      • Christopher-in-SanFrancisco

        You’re right….and I bet she’ll be just as withered and pathetic and bigoted then as she is now. It amazes me how these people can be so vile and such empty shells of human beings. If they didn’t cause such harm and destruction to the lives of countless LGBT people, I would almost pity their worthless existence.

        EDIT: Sorry that was a response to Homo Erectus…I’m still getting the hang of disqus. : )

  • oikos
    • Gustav2

      Taste the rainbow, Linda!

    • billbear1961

      Good gracious, but Jeebus is getting shapely, oikos!

      🙂

      • oikos

        Sit , stand, kneel is such a workout. 🙂

        • Homo Erectus

          Bow.

  • Bluto

    hey linda,

  • JT

    She looks as though she could use a rainbow where the sun don’t shine.

  • *Bell dings* We got another order for a sky house.

  • kanehau

    Hey shrew…

    “A rainbow is an optical and meteorological phenomenon that is caused by reflection, refraction and dispersion of light in water droplets resulting in a spectrum of light appearing in the sky. It takes the form of a multicoloured arc. Rainbows caused by sunlight always appear in the section of sky directly opposite the sun.”

    I don’t see your fucking god anywhere in that. You miserable sack of shit.

    • Gustav2

      And here I thought Judy had invented it.

      • kanehau

        Oh oh… am I still allowed to comment on JMG? 🙂

      • Homo Erectus

        And then she gave it to us.

    • Lakeview Bob

      Don’t try logic honey. Logic is wasted on this c*nt.

      • kanehau

        I wish it was about logic. That would be so simple. In Linda’s case it is about reality – she just doesn’t get it.

  • noni

    Why do Christians continue to allow the Linda Harveys’ to seize their brand?

    Maybe they like her as their spokesperson.

    That way the silent know their Christian message citing their values and principles is being spoken loud and clear.

    • Gustav2

      She and others like her have a decreaing audience.

    • Reality.Bites

      The sane ones don’t even know she exists.

      • Homo Erectus

        Sane christian?

  • HAAAAAAA

  • Lesley

    Breaking News: Bristol Palin Pregnant Again!!!! Sorry to derail. But ha ha ha.

    • Joseph Miceli

      Schadenfreude is a beautiful thing!!!

      • Lesley

        And it’s not by the dude she was engaged to 2 weeks ago. HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

        • Joseph Miceli

          Hahahahahahaha!!!

    • BearEyes

      who’s the sperm donor this time?

    • Lesley

      Some random…

    • bkmn

      Was she hosting more abstinence classes again?

    • Michael Rush

      will this prevent her from filling josh duggars position at the family research council ?

      • Homo Erectus

        Nah, It’s probably not Trig’s

      • MDB

        Josh is going for the Palin sluts now ???
        Oi, what a world, what a world !!!!!!!

    • John Kusters

      One begins to wonder, with all of the abstinence education she reportedly had, whether she actually understands how babies are conceived… :-/

      • bkmn

        Obviously her parents still haven’t sat her down for that talk.

        • Six Pins Delores

          Lay off of the wine coolers?

      • RoFaWh

        Quite likely not.

        Just think of the weird sex practices some teens engage in: Saran Wrap™ instead of proper condoms; drinking hydrogen peroxide in the belief it will protect them from the HIV; etc.

        • Oh’behr

          Oral or anal sex isn’t really sex, so they’re still doing abstinence.

          Though in Bristol’s case, getting pregnant might still be doing abstinence.

    • bkmn

      Any hope that it is twins by two different fathers? Please…..

      • grada3784

        Maury Povich might know, but he’d announce it on his show, not here.

    • Cuberly

      What the?!?!?!

      Great, yet another innocent political-child to accessorize with. Sheesh!

      • BlueberriesForMe

        Can we call State of Alaska Child Protective Services and ask them to make a home visit?

        • Cuberly

          No kidding.

      • Lesley

        Do people still follow these frauds?

        • Cuberly

          Yep, and I don’t think it’s possible to explain why.

          • Lesley

            Silly me. I don’t know what possessed me to ask. I mean, look at all of the yokels defending that Duggar crap.

          • Cuberly

            Yeah, it’s kind of a sock-puppet mish-mash “morality” overdose with that crowd.

          • GC

            Part of it is because they think they’re all latent millionaires, if only it weren’t for the goddamn librul gubmint and its regulations all over everything!

    • BlueberriesForMe

      Bristol: “I don’t want any lectures”. I think this brings new meaning to the phrase “jump the shark.”

      • D. J.

        Hypocrites never want to be lectured. They can’t handle the truth or peering into mirrors.
        Granny Sayra’s wedding cancellation announcement deserves a thorough re-examination to reevaluate the bullshit content.
        This will make her holiday plans complicated.
        Was this the reason for the cancelled wedding? Must not have been his……

    • Cuberly

      Well, cringe-worthy names for the new Palin have been making the rounds on the net. And this by far is the best.

      “Bristol would like to introduce her two kids, Tripp and Fall.”

      • Lesley

        *Dead* LMAO

    • Oh’behr

      I had to research it. Oh my, it’s true. Though I don’t believe it’s only child number 2. I think she’s had more than 2 and the others were disappeared by Mother Palin.

      • grada3784

        Come on now. Sarah is not a nun.

        • Oh’behr

          How about Chief Hen? Top of the Litter Pack? I’m not sure how to describe her.

          When I think of it, she really is not a very good Mom. Not very stay at home when her kids are props and Trig cannot do anything compared to most special needs children of a similar age.

          How about Chief Propmaster?

  • bambinoitaliano

    Bitter bitch blame the rest of the world for her unhappiness.

  • penpal

    It’s time to talk about how the conservative principles of paranoia, hate, bigotry, violence, and guns just got 9 people murdered. Rainbow flags had nothing to do with it.

  • bkmn

    I guess someone caught a glimpse of her reflection this morning.

  • billbear1961

    Old serpent, be gone; people are so tired of your ugly lies!

    There is no place for hissing hatred in the Rainbow’s Realm, where the light of LOVE embraces ALL, and dispels every sad shadow!

    Te Amorem laudamus!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQof69ujtgs

    • billbear1961

      Shout-out to King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden!

      🙂

  • Don in Upstate

    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough
    wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and
    your father smelt of elderberries!

    • Octavio

      Dingleberries, I think you mean Dingleberries. Elderberries make a decent wild berry wine we elder gays consume in mass quantities.

      And yes, this bitch is a worthless used ass wipe. 🙂

      • grada3784

        I’d just stay away from the vintage offered by the Brewster sisters.

    • Homo Erectus

      I miss Monty Python.

  • anne marie in philly

    nope nope nope, bitch; the rainbow flag is beautiful and inclusive; the stars and bars flag is hateful and bigoted against non-whites. STFU!

  • e’ville_globeguy

    SILENCE, WOMAN!
    (per Biblical edicts)

  • delk

    …and it’s time for Christians to demand shut the mother fucking hell up.

  • Adam Schmidt

    Linda honey… I know you have issues with history (what with you thinking the world is only 6000 years old) but I think it’s time someone took you to school.

    First, we call it Pride because people like you do your best to make us feel shame. And simply put, we refuse. Pride isn’t about being better than other people, it’s about not being less than other people no matter what you and your ilk do.

    Second, we didn’t take over the word “gay”… you gave it to us. Since the 17th century it had meant “carefree and disregarding of cultural mores” and often referred to a man who had sex with a lot of women. A gay woman was a prostitute. A gay man had a lot of sex with women. A gay house was a brothel. In the 1920’s and 30’s it slowly changed to also mean men who had sex with men for that same definition of being sexually carefree and disregarding of sexual mores. But gay hasn’t meant just “happy” for centuries. We know you’re behind the times but do try to keep up with the 1600’s.

    Third, the rainbow doesn’t just belong to Christians (or Jews given that it comes to you via the Old Testament). Chinese culture sees it as a double headed dragon who is the mediator between heaven and earth, the Norse saw it as the Bifrost bridge to Asgard, and others saw other meanings in it. So here’s a clue… there’s other people in the world and they don’t all believe what you do. So when you claim symbols as being only yours, you’re the one that looks bigoted as you don’t even acknowledge anyone else having the right to their culture.

    So lastly, given that you do not, and as best as I can tell never have, shown respect for others… I don’t really feel like I need to show you or your beliefs any respect.

    • Octavio

      That was goood!

      • Reality.Bites

        Indeed!

        • David L. Caster

          Calmly, cogently, and coolly spectacular.

    • 2amor

      Well Adam, I think that pretty much says it all……. Thank you!

    • Marides48

      Great! It’s a pity that Linda will read this.

      • DavidR51

        I find it ironic that this woman complained last year that the gays were calling her horrible names. I guess she never learns to keep her big mouth shut. Perhaps if she showed some kindness, the gays will leaver her alone. I bet if you asked her if she loves herself or any bigot in this country, they would not able to answer this simple yes or no question. I bet they would be taken aback by this question, and go home and ponder it for a long time. I wonder if the bigots would start crying because they realize they do not love themselves. Moreover, nobody in this country does not love them either. Therefore, Linda, the Pride flag will always be the symbol of the gay community, and you and your ilk cannot stop it.

    • teeveedub

      I can only hope that Linda Harvey and the religio-zealots like her visit JMG from time to time, if only to read direct responses to them like the one you just posted here.

      Three cheers!

      • Personally, I think a lot of them do. It’s really us they are talking about when they scream about “homofacists” because this is an example of a place where their hateful, bronze age beliefs are met with nothing but contempt and scorn. They are crazy beyond angry that they are no longer calling all the shots and it just burns them so badly to come somewhere like here and realize this is where all the cool kids hang out. But they seldom mention Joe.My.God specifically because it would just increase his traffic. Oh, and Linda, go suck an egg!

    • MDB

      Well, you have to consider the source considering (gasp) dinosaurs, and that ark thingy that supposedly fit two of every beastie on the face of the earth (with thousands of miles of oceans in between) – while the birds (allegedly) flew endlessly (and without food or fresh water) waiting for the global deluge to recede. Noah and the boys had one helluva transporter; only recently rediscovered by the Federation of Planets and the Klingon Empire !!!

  • JJS_prime

    “Proud homosexuals don’t love God.” Neither do you, Linda. With all that anti-gay hate in your heart, there is no room for love.

  • Rambie

    If “Proud homosexuals don’t love God.” then “Proud racists don’t love America”.

  • David F.

    Linda – quite simply – FUCK YOU TO INFINITY! I hope that karma catches up to you and your putrescent ilk, that all the ill you have visited upon us is returned to you a thousand fold, that you end up old, alone, frightened, unloved and forgotten, sitting for days in your own filth in a rat and roach infested old age home, and that you suffer for decades for all the suffering you have caused us.

    • canoebum

      Please, let her sit in her own rat and roach infested home, alone and unloved, rather than a nursing home. No reason to ruin the lives of the other residents just because she deserves stew in her own hate, and all that comes from it.

  • Mihangel apYrs

    if Heimdallr doesn’t mind….

    Sod off Linda

  • Homo Erectus

    Linda, honey – there is no god. Maybe if you were a little nicer to the gays, one of them might help you with that hair.

  • Gest2016

    I didn’t think it possible but Linda Harvey has gotten more shrill and desperate. Look outside Linda, its’ called Life, this thing that happens while you perseverate over imaginary threats. You better go out and enjoy it, for yours will surely soon end.

  • noni

    Her grifter routine is no where as good as Ann Coulter’s.

    She’s a D List grifter.

    • Octavio

      Wasn’t that a song by The Who?

  • Mark

    Linda…just a word of advice. You need to wash ‘down there’ a bit more frequently – with soap and water. Just splashing a couple drops of holy water around that rumpled canyon does little to alleviate that sour puss face of yours. And babs, you fucking stink!

    • Octavio

      The “rumpled crayon”? !!! POINTS !!!!

      • noni

        crayon?

        • Octavio

          Whooops! My alzheimer’s adjacent dyslexia misread Mark’s comment. Tee hee heee 🙂

          • noni

            Ok. God wouldn’t allow a crayon down there. Says so in the Bible.

          • Mark

            Yes. Crayons are sacred! They are the only sharp objects I’m allowed to play with….but I wouldn’t be surprise she’s got a box or two in there – afterall, it was worth 5 bucks with Monty Hall….

          • MDB

            Is that a green-chile scented crayon, or are you just hot for me ???

          • Mark

            Busted! I hoped you’d notice! 🙂 Wanna come over and see my Big Chief pencil? Plenty of lead left in it……

          • gaymex

            For what it’s worth…I read it as crayon too. Laughed my ass off.

          • MDB

            That’s what you get for buying generic Vodka ! Brain rot. 😉

    • noni

      You sayin’ she has skunk in her trunk or rank in her skank?

      • Mark

        a rank skunk in her skank trunk!

  • Helen in Ireland

    What an ugly woman, with an ugly soul…

    • Gustav2

      And she lives about 20 miles from our house!

      • noni

        What’s her husband look like?

        A dumpy dud?

        • Gustav2

          don’t know…we stay away

      • Joseph Miceli

        I hope it does not affect your property values

        • Gustav2

          LOL

      • Cuberly

        Ugh, be sure to put copper slug tape around the perimeter of your yard. She can’t cross that.

  • Frommer_Gast

    O.k. – so we´ve to look for a new symbol … what about the cross? A perfect symbol for the eternal punishment for depravity! The white Lily? After all, this flower displays her stamina so shamelessly that they were removed in medieval depictions of the annunciation! Or the fish? (For reasons not to be unravelled before you virtuous ears.) I´m sure an appropriate amendment to the Gay Agenda could be made with your kind permission!

    • Octavio

      Naw. Let’s stick with the rainbow and just tell her to feck off. 🙂

  • LADY MABELINE

    Hey Joe: Do you still have enough net to bag another loony?

    • Gustav2

      He’s in London, nothing reaches that far.

  • SockMikey

    ..

  • Mark

    Oh Linda – how ignorant you are . The rainbow in the sky is 7 colors. The rainbow in OUR flag is 6. Shut the fuck up already. And besides, how do you know Jesus doesn’t LOVE the rainbow flag we have??

    • Frommer_Gast

      She knows because the concept of love is something completely incomprehensible to her.

    • That Other Jean

      I thought that the rainbow had seven colors because Isaac Newton said so. He correlated the colors of the rainbow with musical notes, after the beliefs of the ancient Greek Sophists, according to Wikipedia. Neither physics or philosophy are my thing, so I wouldn’t swear it’s true, but it does seem to me that indigo is just another shade of blue.

  • Gerry Fisher

    Her sense that her superior social status is gradually slipping away is…fucking Dee-LIIII-cious!

    • Cuberly

      No kidding.

      “…have captured this symbol as an unauthorized expression…”

      Who actually says shit like that, well besides a crazy person posing as a supposed sane one.

  • Joseph Miceli

    In what universe did that argument makes sense? Scalia himself would call that “jiggery pokery argle bargle

  • Mark

    Linda, depraved lifestyle = duggaring.

  • Steven B

    “…captured this symbol as an UNAUTHORIZED expression of ‘pride.’?!”
    Who exactly is it that authorizes the use of the rainbow? That’s like trying to authorize the use the likeness of clouds or trees or animals (like bears).
    And the rainbow itself is not being used. A rainbow flag is not created from a rainbow. It’s likeness is created by people.
    And as I once heard from a Jehovah’s Witness, Jesus was not actually crucified on a cross but rather on a plain old rail or log, up and down, with his hands above his head. So, if that’s true and I think it may well be, then all of Christianity is using an “unauthorized image” to symbolize their entire belief system.

  • GayOldLady
    • Cuberly

      Nor will they 🙂

  • barracks9

    “They take pride in disobedience”

    I wholeheartedly disagree. With the right man, in the right time and place, I take GREAT pride in my sense of obedience.

    And there ain’t nothing sinful about it, sister-woman.

    • Octavio

      On your knees, boy. Now.

      • barracks9

        Yes, Sir.

  • BaddogLtd

    Now Linda, quitting hating isn’t that different from quitting smoking. You just have to find something else to occupy your mouth.

    • Cuberly

      Poor dildo. No dildo deserves that. 🙁

  • Sam_Handwich

    o/t

    TX AG Paxton releases idiotic statement of defiance..

    “Sometime in the next several days, the U.S. Supreme Court is poised to issue an opinion on Obergefell v. Hodges, the case that could potentially redefine marriage. I remain prayerful that the Court will heed millennia of family tradition, Judeo-Christian instruction and common sense and will respect the role of states. But whatever the ruling, I would recommend that all County Clerks and Justices of the Peace wait for direction and clarity from this office about the meaning of the Court’s opinion and the rights of Texans under the law.

    “To be clear – the law in the state of Texas is that marriage is one man and one woman, and the position of this office is that the United States Constitution clearly does not speak to any right to marriage other than one man and one woman and that the First Amendment clearly protects religious liberty and the right to believe in traditional marriage without facing discrimination. If the Court suggests otherwise, prudence dictates we reflect on precisely what the Court says, what it means, and how to proceed consistent with the rule of law.”

    https://www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/oagnews/release.php?id=5140

    • sherman

      If you want to conflate religious and civil marriage- if you really are concerned about the 1st amendment protecting religious liberty, then you must allow churches that celebrate same sex marriage to be free from discrimination.

      • Sam_Handwich

        It’s like he’s posturing for some nullification bullshit. It’s insane …hope Joe puts it on the blog.

    • zhera

      How stupid is it possible to be? They really do it bigger in Texas!

  • BaddogLtd
  • teedofftaxpayer

    Damn and here I thought we had freedom of Religion. I guess they don’t know it works both ways. I don’t believe in their Bible so I’ll fly my flag any damn time I want.

  • TreGibbs

    I must confess… her panic in the final stages of her death dream, the solemn whimpering, the futile cries falling on deaf ears, the lonely echo chamber that used to be her followers… they are INCREDIBLY entertaining.

    • BaddogLtd

      I know what you mean. Confederate flags are coming down, Affordable care act is staying up. Crossing my fingers for gay marriage and a female president. I just want them all to stay alive long enough to see it. Than they can fuck off to hell immediately afterwards.

      • TreGibbs

        I voluteer to drive them. Express bus to Hell.

  • SammySeattle

    Linda Harvey, the epitome of impotent rage.

  • TomF.

    You lose, Ms. Harvey. We win, Ms. Harvey. Good day Ms. Harvey.

  • houstonray

    All I have to say is…

  • ECarpenter

    The poor dear knows so little about the actual world that she thinks a rainbow is magic.

    No, Maggie, rainbows didn’t suddenly come into being when Noah hit land. The laws of physics weren’t changed to accommodate your creation myths.

    Check Wikipedia, it will explain how sunlight refracts and reflects when it comes from behind you and shines into drops of water in the air.

  • CA2015

    Sometimes it’s best to just let your opponents keep talking without interruption. She sounds simply nuts. Please proceed, Ms. Harvey.

  • BaddogLtd

    For your information Linda we’ve been SHARING the rainbow for ages. With people who can READ. Another group that apparently doesn’t include you. http://37.media.tumblr.com/b2efdb5eb664685a5b019d240ab252a4/tumblr_n6pu3mpAd81qzx3jto4_1280.gif

    • Oh’behr

      I love it. Thanks for sharing the image.

  • Bill T.

    Oh Linda, the storm clouds that rage in that skull of yours must be horrifying to behold.

  • Tammy Rainey

    seems to have a whole bunch of sadz

  • Queequeg

    Whatever you say, Linda. No one is listening to you anyway.

  • Guest

    LINDA! LINDA! LISTEN LINDA! Blow it out your ass Linda!

  • Octavio

    It’s been a while since I last checked, but I think the Southern Poverty Law Center lists Mission America AND Linda as separate anti LGBT hate entities. That’s quite an accomplishment.

  • MikeBx2

    Yes her god created the rainbow as a sign of hope after he cruelly and brutally drowned every man, woman and child on the planet except for one family. Also, as I always like to point out, I can “create” a rainbow with my garden hose and just the right angle of sunlight.

  • Chris Baker

    They are trying to compare the rainbow flag to the confederate flag. However, the only people who flew the confederate flag were white, racist males (and some females). Black people, asians, jews didn’t fly the confederate flag. Come on, we all know that it reflects a time when white people ruled, and black people were subservient. The good ole days? On the other hand, the people who fly the gay pride flag are gay, lesbian, straight, bisexual, atheist, christian, muslim, jew, hindu, old, young, black, white, asian, native american, rich, poor. The gay pride flag has been about announcing the presence of gay people in society and supporting them. It’s about inclusion. The confederate flag was about remembering a past of oppression. A subtle threat that minorities should be aware that there are white people around who resent their presence.

    • BaddogLtd

      Every state in the Confederacy issued an “Article of Secession”. Here’s a breakdown of their reasons based on those documents. This is what the flag stands for.

      • Oh’behr

        Hmm, intriguing that SC is majority context. Not defending though their right to keep displaying the Confederate flag.

    • DumbHairyApe

      The stars and bars were about separation and segregation. About EXCLUDING people from being a part of society and culture and freedom.
      The rainbow is an INCLUSIVE flag. We got all types who fly it.

    • GC

      This parallel is apt: (from aattp.org)

  • J̶a̶l̶a̶p̶e̶ñJoe Smithson

    In grave sin / depraved lifestyle breaking news, 250k per year salaried Abstinence Ambassador Bristol Palin is with child. Again. I can kinda forgive her. That hottie Levi Johnson and his Eight Inches of Throbbing Pink Jesus is hard to resist.

  • Cuberly

    Seriously, Harvey has to be one of the most wretched of the talibanjelicals. In fact, with her cloying verbose rants I’d venture to say she’s probably THE worst. Worst as in the degree of animus is so off the charts, detailed even. (shudder)

    Whenever I see that face & read those words I think of this scene from Legend.

    http://38.media.tumblr.com/285f5b97faefa0bddf5e98e42f8ab541/tumblr_mpjopfqzvE1r0ik5uo2_500.gif

    https://youtu.be/pOFQiB391Vc?t=20

  • I just don’t have the money or time to live a depraved lifestyle. Jeez, lady, I’m not a Rekers or a damned Perkins or something! ..hell, I’m not even a Duggar, and that’s pretty fuckin’ depraved.

    • BaddogLtd

      I’m with you buddy. I can just about afford the Krusty Klown style of depravity

      • oikos

        Old grey mare, she ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be.

        • BaddogLtd

          Heh heh. How can I compete? That guy’s giving it away for free!

    • Oh’behr

      Great comment, Tom. Thank you.

  • Stuart Wyman-Cahall

    Off topic. But anti marriage equality, pro abstinence whore, Bristol Palin is pregnant again. What a……(add your own adjective)

    • Giant Monster Gamera

      Barstool Palin pregnant again. The wins just keep coming.

      • LonelyLiberal

        I know her mom helped shut down most Alaskan abortion clinics, but you can’t tell me there isn’t a large bottle of gin and a mechanical bull somewhere in that godawful state.

        • Giant Monster Gamera

          Apparently there isn’t even a condom in that godawful state.

        • Octavio

          That’s just evil. I love it! :O:!

    • LonelyLiberal

      Now, now. It’s only the second child out of wedlock by two different men. By a young woman who preaches abstinence and decries others for having children out of wedlock–in other words, for doing exactly what she did. Twice.

      But per her blog post, this is a really private time for her, so nothing can be said publicly. Or it might hurt her and little Trig’s feelings. More than her calling other women sluts for doing the same thing. Exactly the same thing. Twice. It bears repeating.

    • zhera

      WHAT???!?!?!?11111

      but she’s not married! AGAIN!

      lol

      • LonelyLiberal

        I know, right? I thought a slut’s body had a way to shut that shit down.

        • Octavio

          Trailer trash Republican’ts didn’t get that auto shut down thing memo.

        • zhera

          Apparently they don’t teach how to do that in hoam skool.

  • HeyBudBoston

    Crazy cow is crazy.

  • “God created the rainbow as a sign of hope…”
    After an act of genocide so over the top that it makes the bombing of Dresden look like some military school’s senior class prank.

    • Homo Erectus

      and Wurzburg.

  • Kissmagrits

    Sheitt!!! Dis’ cow on the Jimson weed again?

  • zhera

    You can keep your god, Linda Bitchface. We’ll have the rainbow anyway because guess what: IT’S FOR EVERYBODY!

    I take it she’s one of the Confederate flag supporters, then?

  • Clive Johnson

    The rainbow is a sign of hope in Christianity, but only in the most perverse of ways: The Christian god committed genocide on his own creation, and then said in essence, “If you behave, I won’t have to slaughter almost every one of you cockroaches again. Let the rainbow by a sign of my promise to you: Do as I say, and you won’t die again.”

    The rainbow in Christianity is both promise and Hitlerian threat.

    • Silver Badger

      I seem to remember something about “Next time it will be fire”.

  • DaddyRay

    The cross should be lowered everywhere, it was created by the Romans as an execution device and Christians operates captured this symbol an unauthorized expression of their religion. Crucifixion is a form of slow and painful execution in which the victim is tied or nailed to a large wooden cross and left to hang until dead. They take pride in flaunting the cross in our faces even though it is a symbol of torture and murder which supposedly goes against their core beliefs.

  • Christophe

    How tragic she won’t ever get out of other people’s closets with such a toxic, senseless, heartless, mean attitude, and so late in life! How awful if some nice lesbian dared to ask her on a date.

  • Richard B

    This woman has been carrying a lot of anger for a long time and is always obsessing on demonizing gay folk. She also carry’s her Catholicism on her sleeve, but it seems to make her so unhappy. You have to wonder if her husband left her for a young man.

  • DumbHairyApe

    Someone woke up on the wrong side of life.

  • bpuharic

    Christians used to jail gays. Now THEY’RE the victims? And as to threats to life, last year 10,000 people were killed by gunfire. The right’s solution? More guns

  • DesertSun59

    Hilarious use of the word ‘unauthorized’.

    ‘an unauthorized expression of ‘pride.’

    • TrollopeReader

      If you call the Heavenly Patent and Trademark Office you can verify that God does NOT license rainbows.

      Noah’s direct heirs are allowed a once-a-year use for no cost.

    • lk

      It makes me bleat with laughter! She has seriously lost a wheel!

  • 2amor

    Mad cow disease…… Has to be……

  • TrollopeReader

    Mostly O/T, but family values (one divorce, one cancelled marriage, one fatherless child), abstinence only PSA actress, and street-brawler Bristol Palin is pregnant. Oh, and she is against gay marriage because every child needs a mother AND a father …..

    • Baltimatt

      I don’t think she’s ever been married.

      • TrollopeReader

        That’s correct. i (mistakenly) thought she and whatzisname were married, then divorced, and then tried to hook up again, (for the child) ….ooops.

    • BobSF_94117

      Well, in fairness, her story, thus far at least, is a pretty good illustration of an abstinence-only lifestyle…

  • Jeffrey

    I hear that she and Phyllis Schlafly scissor each other while watching Fox News at night.

  • fuzzybits

    Guess she got rainbow overload from sneaking around the gay pride parade here.

  • garygdw

    I like christians. . . . I just can’t eat a whole one by myself.

    • Homo Erectus

      You gotta eat just tiny little wafers once a week. That’s how you make them last for 2,000 years.

      • garygdw

        Goes down better with a bottle of wine I suppose.

        • Homo Erectus

          Just a thimble full.

          • garygdw

            lightweight

      • BaddogLtd

        “Oh sir, it’s only a tiny little thin one / No. Fuck off – I’m full / Oh sir, it’s only wafer thin.” http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/177487/mr-creosote-o.gif

    • Octavio

      Sorry, christains give me gas.

  • Secure

    I think Joe is in London tonight while the Barstool Palin pregnant story is breaking.

  • Raising_Rlyeh

    “Therefore, these rebels have no right to the rainbow, period.”

    It’s kind of funny how christians see rebellion as possibly the first sin and yet so many see the american revolution as a good thing.

  • Franciscan

    Really. How many Christians, I wonder, are concerned about this? Surely very few. Perhaps limited to that number who think there were actually no rainbows before Noah. And she thinks our appropriating that joyful symbol is “unauthorized”? Does she know who holds the trademark? (What does she think about the apple being used as a trademark by the largest-valued corporation in the world? Was Satan consulted?)

    Personally I think she hates our joy, and that’s all it is. Her brand of Christianity is all anger and despair. How does God feel about that, I wonder?

  • Regan DuCasse

    Oh dear, Ms. Picklepuss Screwloose is frothing at the mouth again.
    WTF is WRONG with these bitches?!

  • D. J.

    Disobedience? We are breaking no laws you hag. We are not required to follow your religious dogma.

  • Silver Badger

    Poor lady. I’ll bet she still boycotts Disney. What I want to know is how did I miss out on having a depraved lifestyle and being an oppressive threat to truth, liberty, family and faith? I think I would remember doing something like that. I’m old, but not that old.

  • Dale

    Will it be tomorrow, or will it be Monday?

  • Galvestonian

    Oh, my Stars and Bars … The reason why she’s so upset is that she was there when the Civil War started, eating barbecue watching Fort Sumter getting bombarded.

  • Fox

    Good grief. These Christianists think they own and control everything. Various cultures around the world throughout history have attached their own myths and symbolism to rainbows. In fact one Bulgarian legend had it that, “If you walk beneath a rainbow, you will change genders: if a man, you’ll begin to think like a woman, and if a woman, you’ll begin to think like a man.” Sounds kinda gay to me .. lol!

    • GC

      If it were true that we could switch back and forth like that, it wouldn’t be a bad thing!

      Thinking of the world of John Varley’s Steel Beach where people can routinely get a new body every decade or two, and often choose to change genders. (The technology evidently allows for a new, congruent gender identity, as well as a fully functional reproductive system.) Notably, in that society you’re only considered fully adult once you’ve lived as a woman and as a man. That would eliminate a lot of sexist bullshit!

      • Friday

        Presumably that’d be like reincarnation. Being one sex/gender or another doesn’t *hurt* unless your brain and body don’t match up, at least to expectations. 🙂

        In terms of civil rights, we talk about gender identity because that’s what anti-LGBT people *attack* in trans people. (And it’s nothing so abstract as can be changed, no matter what anyone does to trans people.) But at the core of that experience, well…. There’s a demonstrated brain/body discontinuity that way. If everyone got new hardware periodically, well, as long as they all were congruent you could have brain and body be male, female or androgynous and presumably it wouldn’t *hurt* as long as it all came together. (And I guess as long as no one had to be anything they didn’t want cause of morphology either way) See?

        • GC

          Yes! It seems to be a lot like reincarnation, except you retain your memories and personality. (The Steel Beach protagonist, Hildy, starts as male, then is female for a while, then chooses to be a neuter gender for a while as the story ends.)

          • Friday

            True enough, …Honestly don’t remember the book much at all, (Know I used to have a copy, anyway, no guarantees John Varley had any clue about, say, trans experience, anyway. 😉 )

    • Friday

      Arrogant, ain’t they?

  • Four-bell hypocrisy alert

    Huge apologies for being off-topic but apparently preachy, self-righteous, anti-marriage-equality, ABSTINENCE ADVOCATE Bristol Palin is pregnant with another out-of-wedlock baby. I wish that baby well, what with its ill-intended, dumb, narcissistic mother and grandmother.

    I’m sure before too long Supreme Court news will flood this blog, as it should….but I hope Joe covers Bristol before and after….

  • HomerTh

    She is really horrible at cocktail parties.

    • matt n

      i was thinking the same thing… uggh… awful

  • DaveMiller135

    Dear Linda. Feel free to decorate anything you wish to with the rainbow. I promise not to think more gaily of you for it.

  • Michael Rush

    linda harvey / mission america , from her wiki page
    Revenue $23,047 (2011)

    • BaddogLtd

      Wow. So much hate for so little silver.

  • Friday

    Hey, Christians. Not without a fight, but you might take my love, take my land, even take me where I cannot stand.

    You *cannot* take the sky from me. Never mind from everyone else’s Gods.

    I mean, seriously, your idea of your religion ‘owning’ rainbows you associate with yer God destroying the planet. (I guess promising not to do it the same way as before unless anyone’s gay here without you hurting them enough. Wow, what a ‘sign of hope.’ )

    Uh, no, Christians. You don’t own the sky, much less than you could own *me* by causing harm. Next caller.

  • fredoandme

    no. we’re keeping it and using it.

    • DaddyRay

      We worked very hard adding the Obama High 5 Rainbow-Ray (pat. pending) function to our BIG GAY WEATHER MACHINE ™

      • fredoandme

        damn straight!!!!

        • BudClark

          Uh, excuse me, but no.

          “No hetero!”

  • BaddogLtd

    Yeah,

    • Leo Tallant

      Miss Swan:
      “She loook like a man!”

  • Geezus Christ

    Wait a second here. I could have sworn my sense of Pride was fully authorized.

    (Rummaging through my safe looking for my Certificate of Homosexuality.)

    Holy Batshit, she’s right! The Rainbow Clause was never duly signed and authorized! I’m DOOMED for all eternity!!

    • GC

      Quick! You’d better find a willing partner with whom to demonstrate your homosexuality, and get your gay card certified!

      • trouble94114

        Film it and you get the special Platinum Level Lavender Elite Card, that pays you even more reward points

        • GC

          And there are even webcam sites where people who like to be watched while demonstrating their sexuality (homo-, hetero-, bi-, pan-, whatever) can broadcast it to the world!

  • trouble94114

    perhaps Jesus could remove Linda Harvey because of “bitter old cow”

  • matt n

    her poor husband. married to that self-rightous sour puss. his life must be a living hell.

  • EdmondWherever

    Jesus, those fuckers at Barbwire will block you and delete your comments if you say one word in opposition, doesn’t matter if it’s civil and polite.

  • Joseph Miceli

    No, I don’t love God, you stupid twat. If he were real he’d be a fucking monster. Screw you and your “God.”
    Hey! Guess what? I didn’t get struck by a lighting bolt!

  • Parque_Hundido

    I feel our mission has been achieved. Thank you Linda.

  • JCF

    Equating the life-affirming Rainbow Flag w/ the treasonous and lynching-stained Stars&Bars: Christianist wingnuts displaying (qua Hannah Arendt) the banality of evil.

  • DaveMiller135

    Well, I don’t know how SCOTUS is going to decide, but I do know how Linda thinks they’re going to decide. The more they lose, the more the claws come out. Why I remember when Linda spouted, “Love the sinner, hate the sin!” [Get off my lawn.]

  • dwieboldt

    It’s the Harpy from hell…

  • “an unauthorized expression of ‘pride.'”

    Dear Ms. Harvey: We don’t need your authorization.

  • cleos_mom

    In the biblical story, the Abrahamic god basically created the rainbow as a nasty joke: it was a promise that he wouldn’t destroy human civilization again — by flood. Nice little prosecuting attorney trick: the promise didn’t mention any other means.

    Most likely the flood stories got started during the closing years of the ice age, when the melting of mile-high glaciers resulted in catastrophic flooding. No lack of geologic evidence for it; Americans can find it easily in some of the northern tier state parks.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    The rainbow belongs to Mother Nature. It’s caused by the sun shining on bits of water in the air. Nothing more. And a rainbow can be found anywhere. So why is she complaining?

  • GC

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