Teabagger Headline Of The Day

Teabagger blogger Jim Hoft even gets the killer’s name wrong in the headline. Last month Hoft received the Breitbart Award For Excellence In Online Journalism. Seriously. (Hit the link for another laugh.)

  • Todd20036

    They won’t even own up to it.

    He shot up a black church, not because he hated Christians or America, but because he hated blacks. He said as much.
    And which party is racist again? Sheesh.

    Which just means that the tea baggers love to live in their echo chamber and then wonder why most people think they’re just crazy once they listen to those who hate Fox “news”

    • crewman

      He even told one woman he let go, that he was sparing her life so she could tell other people why he did this.

      • Todd20036

        Funny how Roof thought that blacks were the bigger threat, despite him doing the killing.
        I wonder who taught him that…. Hmmmm.

        • barracks9

          I find it chilling that he sat there in the church for an hour, and reportedly almost talked himself out going through with it.

          He fucking waited.

          He fucking waited.

          • Guess

            Inside Roof’s mind:

            “Gee, these sweet 70-year-old ladies are SO nice to me!

            No, Roofie, stick to your mission! These ladies want to rape my women and steal my country!”

          • StSean

            according to one news source, this was indeed the case.

          • NZArtist

            …until his invisible friend gave him the go-ahead, I expect.

          • Jeebuz, You Mean?!?

    • Sashineb

      And Jeb Bush has said he’s not sure if the shootings were racially motivated, even though the shooter said he wanted to start a race war. http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/jeb_bush_i_don_t_know_if_the_charleston_church_shooting_was_racially_motivated

      • Chucktech

        Figures. Lil Jebbie also told a passel of christianist douches at a recent circle jerk for jesus that he “stood by” Terri Schiavo.

        • Sashineb

          Oh, brother. And yet he has supporters. Julia Child once said that the only thing Republicans are interested in is getting re-elected. And she also said, ““I cannot regard the Republicans as people, somehow — only as monsters, fools, beasts and foul excrement.”

      • StSean

        perry called the shooting “an accident”.

        • Sashineb

          And Mike Huckabee said that if the people in the church had had guns, the killings wouldn’t have happened. He seems to be the queen of the gun-nut people.

          • RoFaWh

            Yes, indeed. The gun worshippers have a very peculiar idea: that anyone with a gun is thereby automagically able to shoot accurately. Like so many fascist views, this is at odds with reality, even when the gun-bearing goober under discussion has had some training in shooting.

            Huckabee is nuts.

          • Sashineb

            Yes, he’s nuts and so are so many of his followers and other preachers who support his views. It’s alarming, though, how his supporters insist they never give up their guns. It’s like they’re more than willing to blow heads off in the name of Jeebiz, their LARD.

          • 2karmanot

            “Queen’ is too flattering, I go with Skank of the gun-nuts.

          • Kruhn

            Which shows his stupidity. He’s a pastor and knows that Bible Studies are usually informal, intimate affairs in which if everyone was packing, the body count would have been much higher with possible stray bullets hitting other innocent bystanders.

          • Sashineb

            Just wait until we get the ruling from the Supreme Court about same-sex marriage. If it passes, as we hope, you can count on any number of those religious fuckwits blaming gays for the shootings, or for any other bad news that comes along. Jerry Falwell blamed gays for 9/11, so I’m sure they’ve already written their scripts for the SCOTUS ruling.

        • johncAtl
        • Wynter Marie Starr

          If one of my relatives had been killed, I’d be tempted to spit in his face. These people have no damn empathy.

        • popebuck1

          Obviously the kid was just cleaning his gun in church. You know, as one does.

        • BudClark

          Perry is a failed miscarriage.

          • johncAtl

            Given that it’s Texas I would say his mother didn’t understand how to use a clothes hanger.

      • It’s so stupid. It would be much easier for them to condemn the shooter and claim that this man’s racism was an aberration based on mental illness, and that organized racism doesn’t exist in America anymore (except for Obama trying to fan the flames to divide us). It’s not true, of course — but it’s an easier sell than trying to deny altogether than the shooter wasn’t racist.

  • BeaverTales

    Roof is as “left wing” and unAmerican as the Breitbart teabaggers lining up to give Vladimir Putin a blow/rimjob during the Xochi Olympics for denying LGBT rights.

  • jizabel

    Miserable, deceitful, craven, sadistic, racist. Subhuman. He and Dylan would get along famously, I’m sure.

    • Necessitas

      Two peas in a pod, for sure. He’s just looking out for his own.

  • Sk3ptic

    Fckn cretins don’t even know what left-wing, liberal, progressive, etc. even MEAN. Or worse, the writers do, but know their readership doesn’t.

    • Todd20036

      Please, they don’t know what socialism Marxism, or communism are. But they are sure willing to call Obama all 3

      • barracks9

        I kind of miss the days when they’d hurl “madrassa” as some sort of invective.

  • Dale

    Wow. This could be the first “journalist” that I think even Fizzled Noise wouldn’t hire.

    • Todd20036


  • Guess

    “He wanted to burn da flag!”

    But NOT the Confederate one, Softie Hoftie! You can do the math. Or maybe not.

    Speaking of edu-ma-cation, Roof was mysteriously “homeschooled” after repeating and dropping out of ninth grade. So it’s not out of the question that the “f(l)ag” he wanted to burn was merely a misspelling.

    • LonelyLiberal

      He actually burned the flan he was making.

  • Michael Smith

    Because if any ideology is associated with the left, it’s extreme racism and our love of Apartheid.

  • LonelyLiberal

    Their stellar intellects truly know no bounds. From their precise research and perfect grammar and spelling to the air-tight logic and clearly explained deductions, they are the perfect journalists.

  • ClevelandJim

    Well now it all FINALLY makes sense! ROOT is a leftist flag-burner who murdered because he’s anti-christian, and ROOF is the one who murdered because he’s a racist. Thank you, Mr Hoft, for clearing that up!

    • Gustav2

      Yes, because the lefty’s are the REAL racists!!!!!!!11!!!

      • barracks9

        And they have been, since That Great Unpleasantness, oh-so-many years ago…

  • Harley

    Lord know what else they will say if Dylan turns out to be a self hating closet case as well.

  • j.martindale

    And all the Black murdering, apartheid-loving, Confederate flag waving, homophobic, Christianist, home schooled bigots are actually leftists and Marxists? They are Sanders and Warren supporters? I never would have guessed it in a million years!

  • Treg Brown

    Keep your own shit in your own house. –
    Signed, a proud Leftist

  • NZArtist

    Those search hits are priceless.

  • justmeeeee

    Yes, and all leftists are racists, too! Yeah, that’s the ticket!

  • What?

    I’ll just copy and paste this from the Daily News post a few posts down. Are they predictable or what?


    Many of the same people who support Confederate flags as a cultural symbol somehow have a problem with burning the flag of the United States.

    You want a symbol of something that tried to destroy America? Look no further than the Stars ‘n’ Bars. The Civil War remains the deadliest war we’ve ever fought. And that;’s not counting the symbol of terror it is for African-Americans.

    • sherman

      I’d like to see regular gatherings to burn Confederate flags.

      • People4Humanity

        We could start with the square one at the
        SC statehouse, still flying at full staff.

    • Kruhn

      Let’s start naming things by their correct name. What is showing on the Confederate War Memorial in Columbia SC is the Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia. This is the actual Confederate Flag. I wish that racists would say least get their symbols straight!

  • TommyTune

    Most Teabaggers have at least enough good sense to know that their best bet is to keep their traps shut on this one. Not this dumb piece of shit – no such filter there.

  • Sean

    Also: “Mass murdered Dylann Storm Root”? FFS.

  • Ninja0980

    It is literally a joke how Fake news and those on the right can’t call this attack for what it was, a racist hate crime.

  • Lumpy Gaga

    Librulz are the REAL lynchers.

    • GreatLakeSailor

      Makes me think of Sarah Palin screeching at a NewsReader, “We’re fighting for PEACE!!”

  • sword

    I have relatives, living in South Carolina, would be quite willing to burn the Stars and Stripes. “A symbol of the War of Northern Aggression, and forcing interracial and same sex marriage down our throats”. The only station they watch is the local Faux News.

    • OCW

      absolutely. I am originally from Georgia, and the relatives I have who have never lived anywhere else are exactly like that. The weird thing is, some of them are just delightful to be around when I visit, funny and sassy, but reading their facebook posts today I thought, yikes yikes yikes

  • pablo

    Gary Busey has not been the same since the motorcycle accident. Always wear your helmet!

  • Tor

    “Last month Hoft received the Breitbart Award For Excellence In Online Journalism.”

    I can see why.

    • Old Fart in VA

      I wonder what that hair color is called.
      Miss Clairol Aryan Ash Blond?

  • delk

    Jeez, even Helen Keller could see from that pic that he needs to lay off the sauce.

    • StSean

      he’s maybe a year away from visible pores on his nose.

  • shellback

    The aspect ratio of that photo appears to be in error. His head looks like it’s being squeezed in a vice.

    • DaddyRay

      It probably was

  • D. J.

    Hoft doesn’t know right from left…
    Common problem. Never take him on a boat.
    Can you imagine the confusion he would encounter with port and starboard?

    • GreatLakeSailor

      Fun fact: it used to be called starboard (steering side) and larboard (loading or laden side – the side you cozied up to the pier to load and unload leaving the steering board out of harms way of the pier) but was changed to starboard and port because it was too hard to tell the difference when hearing was tough.

  • oikos
  • JoeMyGod


    • oikos

      Hoft, Deadbart and Aaron. Don’t know the one on the far right.

      • StSean

        they’re all on the far right.

        • oikos

          That was like shooting fish in a barrel wasn’t it? 🙂

          • StSean

            hahah you kinda walked into it 🙂

      • J̶a̶l̶a̶p̶e̶ñJoe Smithson

        Jim Hoft, Andrew Breitbart, deposed Rep. Aaron Schock and Glenn Reynolds, blogger at Instapundit.

    • J̶a̶l̶a̶p̶e̶ñJoe Smithson

      Oh look who’s overdressed and wearing a cock ring. Shocking. Must have came with the belt.

      • Mark

        Schock got caught in the till – but this photo op is one he should have skipped. Talk about laying with dogs…

        And why does that Hoft dude look like he’s got testicle burn on his upper lip and nose?.?..?

        • People4Humanity

          The only explanation:

        • J̶a̶l̶a̶p̶e̶ñJoe Smithson

          I’m waiting for Schock to get his dick caught in the till. Now that he’s deposed, he will more time on his hands. I’m sure something will pop up.

  • J̶a̶l̶a̶p̶e̶ñJoe Smithson
  • Necessitas

    Conservatives WANT another civil war. It’s becoming increasingly clear.

    • DaddyRay

      They want other people to fight their civil war – it is nothing more than a whack-off fantasy

      • johncAtl

        Exactly. The last two wars we started…

        GWB… valiantly fought the Vietnamese in the bars of Alabama.

        Darth Cheney… multiple deferments because his toe hurt, or something like that.

  • bkmn

    If the right wingers had a foot to stand on they wouldn’t constantly try to blame the left for everything that they touch that turns to shit.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    Well, let’s just ignore the friend and uncle who said he had christian, conservative values. At least that was being reported yesterday.

  • GreatLakeSailor
    • sherman

      That’s his smarter older brother.

  • AJ Drew

    “We have entered an age in which education is not just a luxury permitting some men an advantage over others. It has become a necessity without which a person is defenseless in this complex, industrialized society. We have truly entered the century of the educated man.”

    “If you can convince the lowest white man that he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll even empty his pockets for you.”

    –LBJ, c1960

  • cmh

    I’m actually wondering if he’s referencing that the south, 50 years ago, was primarily democrat until the civil rights act and the southern strategy. But Naah I’m probably giving him too much credit.

    • johncAtl

      You’re giving him way too much credit.

    • J̶a̶l̶a̶p̶e̶ñJoe Smithson

      He’s the stupidest man on the internet. So yeah.

  • billbear1961

    He’s a deranged racist, about as far right as someone can get, you fucking LIAR!

    He’s one of YOURS–produced by what you embrace and encourage or tolerate and refuse to chastise–a fellow FASCIST.

    Grow up, and take responsibility for your BROTHER!

    • billbear1961

      More “leftists” for you, Herr Hoft . . .


      • Shy Guy

        But the Nazis were “leftists” don’tchaknow? They even had “Socialist” in the name.

        (I’ve actually had people argue that…)

        • billbear1961

          Yes, I know–never mind what socialism there was that existed in one branch of their party was jettisoned the minute Hitler came to power, that he abolished the trade unions, that the Nazis killed communists and put social democrats in the concentration camps!

          As I’m sure you know, Shy, there were gays in the SA; therefore, the gays are responsible for Nazism!!

          Never mind being gay was subject to the death penalty in Nazi Germany and thousands of gays were killed in the death camps!

          The right cannot open their filthy goddamned traps without LYING, Shy!

  • No need to waste a stake, just lock him outside in the sun and watch this bitch burn.