NEVADA: Legal Brothel Bans Josh Duggar

The owner of Nevada’s famed Bunny Ranch is rather notorious for trying to inject himself into national stories by banning those making the headlines from his brothel. So here he is again. Via press release:

The world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch, famed legal brothel that has been featured on HBO’s smash hit series “Cathouse”, has taken the extraordinary step of banning TLC’s “19 And Counting” star Josh Duggar from entering any of their properties, citing concerns for the safety of the 500 legal prostitutes that are employed there. Duggar has recently become embattled in a firestorm of controversy over his admission that he sexually molested five girls, including two of his younger sisters, when he was 15. One of the sisters was 5 at the time that the assault occurred.

“My number one priority has got to be the safety of my girls,” said Dennis Hof, owner of the world famous Bunny Ranch and six other Nevada brothels. “We employ 500 girls at any one time, and we’ve had tens of thousands of them come and go over the years. With the Duggars having 19 kids, it is just simple math that the odds are much greater than usual that one of their daughters might come work for us at some point. There’s no way I would ever put them or any other girl in harm’s way, should that brother of theirs come prowling around here. He’s persona non grata, starting now.”

“Those poor girls (the Duggar sisters) were propped up on television by their Bible thumping parents to make excuses for their brother, saying that their mother and father had protected them after they became aware of the molestations by putting locks on the girls’ doors. We don’t have locks on our girls’ doors, because we’ve never needed them. Apparently the Bunny Ranch brothel is a safer place for young girls than the Duggar household.”

You may recall that at the height of the Duck Dynasty controversy, Hof banned Phil Robertson from patronizing the Bunny Ranch. Today’s press release notes that Hof’s autobiography was released earlier this year to “critical acclaim.” Judge for yourself. (Tipped by JMG reader Mike)

  • jerrydoubleu .

    thank gawd

  • Trying to be relevant…….

  • Steven Leahy

    You know it’s bad when whorehouses consider you too morally degenerate to let in!

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    ‘ We don’t have locks on our girls’ doors, because we’ve never needed them . Apparently the Bunny Ranch brothel is a safer place for young girls than the Duggar household.”

    LOL ha ha ha ha That’s the best.

  • Herald

    This is very sad because it has truth to it – “Apparently the Bunny Ranch brothel is a safer place for young girls than the Duggar household.”

    • IcyFaye

      It does make sense though, when you consider a good brothel is run by informed, educated, responsible adults rather than a bunch of assholes with a 3500 year old book that declares perfect knowledge from the get go but thinks the earth is flat.

      • Octavio

        And they most likely have better health care. 😎

  • bkmn

    Now if the Touching Little Children network would get it over and just cancel the Duggars entirely….

  • SockMikey

    Seems like Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar are operating their own Bunny Ranch (19 Kids & counting).

    Waiting for further “Easter Eggs” on the Duggars Bunny Ranch to be found. 🙂


    Easter Eggs: A hidden feature in a commercially released product (as software or a DVD).

    One could easily argue that the Duggars ARE a commercially release product just brimming with Easter Eggs!

    Originates from the the 1975 movie “The Rocky Horror Picture Show,” when the cast had an Easter Egg hunt but most of the eggs went unfound. They can be seen throughout the film in various locations (such as under Frank N. Furter’s throne).

    • bambinoitaliano

      Ewwwwwww I cannot imagine where they were hiding the easter eggs for their sons to hunt. Maybe thats their sex education.

  • Irish856

    LOL… This reminds me of the pizza people in Indiana who would not cater a gay wedding… No one asked them to cater it… and no one would ever had asked them to… Josh would never visit that place… but this guy got some free advertising… LOL

    • David Milley

      But this guy has a license for his business …

      • Irish856

        Sadly the pizza shop did also… and they got $1,000,000 from doing a go fund me… that pissed me off

        • David Milley

          Doh! I’m confusing myself — I was thinking of the car repair guy. Now I remember the big payoff for the pizza bigots. (sigh)

  • People4Humanity

    Josh Duggar Dugger duggared duggarized duggering duggar

    • Sam_Handwich

      how artsy!

    • SockMikey

      It should also have FRC, Tony Perkins & Mike Huckabee listed several times in this word salad work of art!

      • People4Humanity

        I rework it as new info comes to light.

    • Ben in Oakland

      Will you stop with this, and just give his full name?
      Josh pervert duggar molester duggar incest duggar.

      • Homo Erectus

        Josh christian pervert duggar godly child molester duggar righteous incest duggar. Fixed it.

  • noni

    Josh and Dennis aren’t interested in adults for sex anyway.

  • ChitownKev

    Those gals are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too old for Josh’s tastes.

    • Sam_Handwich

      yes, they’re old enough to fingerfuck right back at him

      • RoFaWh

        Only fingerfuck????

  • ZhyKitty

    Just FYI for anyone who has never worked in an incall/inhouse cat-parlor, there are never locks on any doors in rooms where you take customers so that a trick can’t take advantage of a locked door and delay security from getting in there in a hurry when a situation arises where a worker needs help.

    That said, this is hilarious free advertizing…especially the part about one of the Duggar girls perhaps coming to work for them someday. You just know there will be howls of outrage over the very thought…

    • IcyFaye

      And the best part is none of them can deny the possibility. Statistically speaking, these people pop out lots of kids, sometimes far more than they can even supervise, let alone raise responsibly. Compare that to the fact religious states have more prostitution and higher porn consumption rates, and you’ve got a smooth, fresh shaken, cold served, cocktail of stupidity and hypocrisy to present to the masses.


  • Soren456

    The persecution of Christians. Will it never end?

    Anyway, I got these are for Josh so that he can go there when he wants to:

    • Sam_Handwich

      just when we thought he couldn’t get any creepier!

  • Timothy Kincaid

    Well he does have a point.

  • Gest2016

    In related news, I’ve banned Josh Duggar and Tony Perkins for life from my private glory hole. News at 11.

    • Todd20036

      … how would you know it was him?

      • Sam_Handwich

        duggar smells of baby powder and gummy worms

      • rusty57

        His unwashed, uncircumcised penis will smell like his sister’s baby skidway.

        • People4Humanity


  • Brian in Valdosta

    Now get out! You’re banned from this whore house. You and your children and your children’s children.

    For three months.

  • SockMikey

    No CHEC, mate…. 🙂

    6/10: Duggars cancel appearance at Rocky Mountain Super Conference on the Family

    By God’s Providence, CHEC (Christian Home Educators of Colorado) just received word that Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar have decided not to come and address the 2015 Rocky Mountain Super Conference on the Family.

    • zhera

      By God’s Providence?

      • D. J.

        NOW Gawd and/or Jeebus steps in and tells the Duggars to stay at home and mind their own damn business?
        How conveeeeenient!
        Are the older kids needed to help Josh, his wife and their small litter unpack since they reportedly left Maryland?
        I wonder if they will go to Jim Bob and Michelle’s compound or to the in-laws?

      • David Walker

        Yeah. Gotta luvvit. Left unanswered is if it was g’s Providence that they canceled? Or g’s providence in that their CHEC mates didn’t have to uninvite them?

      • RoFaWh

        That’s just another example of the goddamned fundies incessantly attributing everything that happens to gawd. In their minds, apparently NOTHING happens without gawd having first approved his angels’ scheme.

        Nothing happens by chance, there are no coincidences, there is no free will, and the very word “random” is anathema to fundies.

        <rolls eyes>

      • Homo Erectus

        Well it can’t be from sheer embarrassment. These people have no shame.

  • bambinoitaliano

    Another opportunist taking selfies with a road kill to get attention.

  • D. J.

    I thought the IRS still owned the Bunny Ranch. I guess that shows how interested I am in straight strip joints….

    • Octavio

      You’re getting ancient history mixed up with the Mustang Ranch in Sparks, NV.

      • D. J.

        Thank you!

  • Ben in Oakland

    Of course he would ban josh duggar duggar incest child molester duggar. He’s just a whore master, not a hypocritical, immoral, Christian.

  • justmeeeee

    I would ban myself from that Bunny Ranch!

  • occono

    “You may recall that at the height of the Duck Dynasty controversy, Hof banned Phil Robertson from patronizing the Bunny Ranch.”

    No, but that is nice. From documentaries and some stories I’ve seen these Nevada brothels can often be social conservative hypocrites, so this story is….nice? 😛 Not that I’ll be flying to Nevada to visit its brothels…..

  • another_steve

    If his “girls” are over the age of 15, he probably has nothing to worry about re the Duggar.

  • Steverino

    And here I was, hoping that Josh Duggar could be fingered as a brothel patron.

  • Octavio

    Yup. It’s a stunt for free advertising. Is Dennis Hof a fabulous person? Well, he doesn’t force anyone to work for him. If he did, it would be easy to prove in court and he would have his business licenses yanked from him. The state laws covering sex workers and sex oriented businesses are extensive. Hof can not so much as sneeze in the wrong direction without risking fines and jail time. So, remember that when you read the accounts of previous employees who complain about his demeanor. I wouldn’t fuck him. But I also wouldn’t fuck any of his employees (except one bartender named Wade who once worked for him).

    Y’all need to come to Nevada and recreate a whole bunch. There’s something for everybody. 🙂

  • Jack_Carter_USA

    They’re all too old for him anyway.

  • e jerry powell

    I knew there was some good in Dennis Hof somewhere. Just not the part that’s engaged to Heidi Fleiss.

  • JJS_prime

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

  • Homo Erectus

    If he stocked my type, I would do business with that man. No boycott here.

  • MBear

    douche says something douchey in a douche move to outdouche a douche

  • The Bunny Ranch has nothing to worry about with Dugger…unless they’re employing 8 year olds.

  • DRoseDARs

    But Dennis, all of your girls are OVER the age-of-consent. They’re a little old for Josh’s tastes…

  • J̶a̶l̶a̶p̶e̶ñJoe Smithson

    That would be the easiest $500 ever. All she has to do is lay there and pretend to be asleep, although Josh will provide the floor length, long sleeve gingham night gown. His mom probably has extras.

  • DesertSun59

    Battle of the Reality Stars goes into full knock down drag out!!

  • As if! Josh Duggar would never patronize a brothel. You have to be at least 18 to work there.