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  • Lawerence Collins

    I’m sure he’ll spin this as an cozy, personal and up close gathering. Maybe photoshop in a few more sheeple.
    He should’ve know. After all he’s the one that said “Smart intelligent people will never be on our side.”

    • David L. Caster

      That was the only thing he ever said that was actually smart and intelligent. Unfortunately he was not in fact smart enough to connect the dots.

    • TheManicMechanic

      In his own words, “Santorum said that low turnout was all part of his plan”

      Oddly, that’s part of my plans as well!

      • PLAINTOM

        Can wait for his plan to get a dismal number of votes.

      • RoFaWh

        He’s pathetic.


      He’ll just use NOM math and convert it into hundreds.

  • 2patricius2

    Well, he’s off to a roaring start.

    He’ll probably say he is just doing like Hillary Clinton – meeting with small groups of voters to hear their concerns…

    • lymis

      Well, God knows I’m roaring over it.

  • Bj Lincoln

    Ha Ha Ha ….snort….. OMG! …..that is so funny!…..ha ha ha

  • Sam_Handwich

    Well, one IS a start. Plus, now that Huckabee has gone totally pedo, experts predict Santorum will rapidly surge from the behind.

    • ben-andy

      Ham, I blew chunks of oatmeal all over the laptop [both of them in fact]. Surge from behind is EXACTLY what leads to Santorum in the first place!

      • RoFaWh

        Oatmeal is very good for you. The endocrinologist who looks after my diabetes approves of it. And the soluble fiber it’s so rich in blots up bile salts (formed from cholesterol) and prevents their reabsorption from one’s gut and subsequent reconversion into cholesterol.

        And besides, it’s yummy.

        • Rand503

          I make mine daily with a bit of coconut oil, cinnamon and ground flaxseeds. All of which are artery scrubbing foods. The blood is flowing freely!

    • OrliJoe in Fla

      OMG, I just got ham sandwich all over my laptop… ham and cheddar and miracle whip – oh, look, Santorum!

      • Todd20036

        So you are saying you jerked off Sam Handwich?

        • OrliJoe in Fla

          No, it was oral, definitely oral!

    • Mark

      Surge?? Behind??? Oh my!!!!!

    • BudClark

      You said “surge from behind.”

      Snork, snork, snicker, snicker!

    • Nic Peterson

      And now, Rick Santorum will attend the opening of an envelope.

      • Adam Schmidt

        I hear he’s available cheap for birthday parties and bar mitzvah’s.

        • TampaDink

          Only because he’s spent the past 3 years perfecting his balloon animal technique.

          • Six Pins Delores

            The kids will be fascinated by the fetus in the jar too.

          • TampaDink

            Cannery row? ☺

        • Prixator

          And he will bring the napkins, too!

          • pj

            you need that with santourm

        • Dave in Bosron

          I hear he’s available for funerals.

    • ooooh! You are a treasure, and are the bringer of giggles and out right belly laughs. Thanks!

    • Rambie

      One person showed up?! This is so good it’s got to be fattening!

      Wait, is this from that fake news site in Russia? Please let it be real and not fake news…

      • clay

        If it weren’t for gay marriage, she would have had a husband with her.

        • GayEGO

          Well gol durn it! Dat straight gal got it crooked! :>)

    • GayEGO

      ….and after Santorum surges from the behind he will be in position for……..see below!
      .| | | |

  • Gest2016

    I can’t even think of a clever comment. Rick has become totally irrelevant.

  • TheManicMechanic


    He probably asked nicely for a $50,000 donation as well.

  • Chucktech

    Ha! Christian loser…

  • Necessitas

    Maybe nobody wants to get close to someone who’s so obviously deranged.

    • BudClark

      … “santorum” is hard to wash out …

      • Bad Tom



    I am so looking forward to the republican debates this election cycle. Someone else posted here that it is no longer a clown car, but a “ship of fools” I could not agree more.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      The Republican Clown Cruise Ship. I love the caricature of Snot Walker.



      • Cuberly

        Has Nikki Haley said she’s thinking of running? First I’ve heard of it. Or wait, that can’t be Carly.


    • Billanddogs

      And, especially in this case, a “ship of ghouls.”

      • Rebecca Gardner

        and they all have their own rudder.

    • William

  • lymis

    From the article:

    “By the time his meal of tenderloin and onion rings showed up, so had three other voters, according to the Register.”

    So, over the course of his public appearance, the crowd increased by 300%. Why, he’s almost like Jesus with the loaves and fishes!

    • ZhyKitty


  • TommyTune

    Someone simply CANNOT get gay butt sex off his brain. As much as I enjoy it, it’s not the only thing I think about. Not so with Frothy Mix.

    • MarkBuster

      Exactly. If I thought about Butt sex that often I would be… well, me at 22… but not today. Not today, damnit! lol

      • Kenneth Hwang

        Not even, I’m 24 and the things that occupies my mind mainly have something to do with surviving in the office.

  • Chris

    Up until very recently I never read on article on Rick Santorum that did not mention his anti-Gay bigotry. Never any mention of any great accomplishments or legislation he sponsored, just his bigotry. Anti-Gay bigotry is his entire claim to fame.

    Rick Santorum is nothing without The Gay Community.

    What a sad, pathetic, excuse for existence.

    • ben-andy

      Especially Dan Savage

      • IamM

        At least his name will live on. Thanks to Dan.

        • ZhyKitty

          It’s a beautiful thing that Dan did…
          He’d have surely been forgotten otherwise… *wipes away a fake tear*

        • Prixator

          Yabbut… many people will insert “fucking” before “santorum” when they encounter it unexpectedly.

          That makes it even better!

    • Johnson

      Exactly. One-Note Ricky is like a Broken Record. He has nothing else to offer.

      • Mark

        And would that record be….

        One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do

        Two can be as bad as one

        It’s the loneliest number since the number one

    • bambinoitaliano

      He is like the barnacle that latch on to the whale. The sucker fish that attached to the bottom of a shark feeding off crumbs.

    • Cuberly

      Actually if you do some googling you learn that Frothy was quite the K street pay to play asshole.


      He’s one of the most egregious characters out there.

    • Are there any legislative accomplishments? I only saw sponsorship of one bill in his bio.

      • clay

        He has claimed that he has more foreign relations experience than Hillary because he once sponsored an Iran sanctions bill that didn’t pass.

  • Dramphooey

    This is exactly what this horrible person deserves.

  • GayOldLady

    I bet that was his Momma.

    • William

      No, the guy thought it was a time share seminar. Those come with a free brunch.

  • zhera

    Santorum said that low turnout was all part of his plan.

    “People don’t understand. One guy in there said, ‘I’ll speak for you at the caucus,’” he remarked. “That’s maybe eight votes that you wouldn’t otherwise get. Eight votes can make a big difference, as I know.”

    I can’t even.

    • Bad Tom

      • JW Swift

        Maybe not actually a part of his plan, but certainly part of his destiny.

    • ZhyKitty

      *Hands you a plate for the Schadenfreude buffet*

      (I can’t stop laughing!!!)

      • zhera

        Zhy! Good to see you. You’ve been quiet lately. :-*

        • ZhyKitty

          Oh, we’ve been so busy! The youngest of all 6 kids graduated high school last Sat and my daughter was in town to visit for a few days.
          I don’t get to see nearly enough of her, but I LOVE it when she comes down!
          It’s so nice to have her sleeping under my roof…
          Sadly, she had to go back today..but we had a really good visit.

          Missed you (all of you guys) while I was away! : )

  • Giant Monster Gamera

    The peril of ignoring Santorum is that it eventually stains and won’t come out in the laundry.

    • ben-andy

      Try pre-treating with Wisk, honey.

      • Octavio

        I pretreat with Jack Daniels. Old Number 7 has never failed me. 🙂

  • ben-andy

    Iowa’s had Marriage Equality since 2009. Only Mass and CT [and CA #1 round] are earlier. That is a LONG time to get over it. Bri Brown [a big old bag of santorum], how are donations from IA coming in these days? More Dimes and Quarters or is it Pennies and Nickles?

  • Gustav2

    And the hostess said over the PA system:

    “Santorum, party of one, your table is ready.”

    • GreatLakeSailor

      And after the event: “Janitorial staff, santorum clean-up at the podium.”

    • Uncle Sal

      Someone, PLEASE, make this into a t-shirt!

  • Bernie

    Talk about a one trick pony. I loved this, “Santorum said that low turnout was all part of his plan.”

    • ben-andy

      He is the stealth candidate fur shur! No un wants to vote fur someun that is TOO popular! Or smart….. or wiped clean.

  • jomicur

    I love the bit where he says speaking to nonexistent crowds is part of his plan. It’s like the Ed Wood claiming that having people laugh at and walk out of his movies was his plan all along.

  • Wynter Marie Starr

    I wouldn’t have minded being that one idiot. Not that I think I can talk much sense into assholes, but sometimes it’s entertaining. And the chance to get up close and personal to tell such fools why they are deluded can be satisfying. At least for me. I’m pretty sure I would have enjoyed the conversation much more than he would’ve.

    But seriously? This guy doesn’t have anything else to talk about? With all the challenges that people face in this country; access to better education, food insecurity, fair wages, racism, climate change, the power of corporations, lack of jobs, etc, etc, the only think on his mind is if two people that he doesn’t know and who can’t affect his life in any way get married. People that obsessed are mentally ill.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    OMG that was 3 miles from my house.

    • Tor

      And you did not go…..

    • carrot festival

      I take it you were upwind.

      • Ragnar Lothbrok

        Yes ! Yesterday the winds were sustained @ 10-15 mph out of the NW. 🙂

  • zhera

    Also from RAWstory:


    A former Pennsylvania bishop who was sentenced to probation for sexually
    assaulting a child had his probation revoked this week after he was
    caught molesting another child.

    • Octavio

      Bishops are like that. Yeah, they are.

      • Mark

        Well, they do pass the plate TWICE.

    • RoFaWh

      N.B. Not an RC bishop. The “Higher Call World Outreach Church” sounds like either a storefront church or a megachurch preaching prosperity gospel. This “bishop” is likely self-anointed.

    • Homo Erectus

      No! Say it ain’t so! Well, Jeebus forgives him.

    • Schlukitz

      In how many months will he become eligible for probation yet again, I wonder?

      How much you wanna bet that he never serves his full sentence, despite his second trangression?

      Religious persecution, ya know…

  • Octavio

    According to the article, Santorum insists that low turnout is part of his s(tragedy). One feels compelled to ask, “So, how’s that working out of you?”

  • NO WAY!

  • Yeah But No

    Fun with numbers:
    Yes only 1 person showed up, but we know that 1 “person year” equals 7 “dog years”, 1 person counted at a Brian Brown rally is represented as 50 and for 1 million moms, rounding up ( as ellen says ) to the nearest million is acceptable. So really maybe it wasn’t one person maybe it was . . . ummm . . . 7.

    or 50.

    Or a million. Yeah that’s it. It was totally a million.

  • Mark

    One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do

    Two can be as bad as one

    It’s the loneliest number since the number one

    No is the saddest experience you’ll ever know

    Yes, it’s the saddest experience you’ll ever know

    ‘Cause one is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do

    One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two

  • Clive Johnson

    “Rick Santorum finds only one voter waiting at Iowa campaign event, warns her about gay marriage,” cautions her to not google his last name, and then heads to his next triumphant event.

  • geoffalnutt

    Gad!! I snorked so hard I knocked over a lamp and scared the cat. Har!!

  • Greg B.

    What a loser.

  • rextrek1

    HOW Embarrassing…….! WOW, just sad & Pathetic at this point….stick a fork in him, He’s done.

  • SFBruce

    My favorite line from the Rawstory piece Joe references:

    “Santorum said that low turnout was all part of his plan.”

    • Homo Erectus

      Did he show her that napkin thing? Y’know where he can’t turn it into a paper towel because gays?

  • bkmn

    I encourage the GOP to continue hugging social issue politics long after the public attitudes have completely changed. It will show the Republicans for what they are – stuck in a 1950’s time warp.

  • In most cases I would feel bad for someone who had an event where only one person came. But this isn’t a birthday party or a recital. It’s a mean-spirited asshole and he deserves this. Go home, Rick. no one is interested in your big bag of bullshit!

  • Drew2U

    …that one voter wasn’t floating in a mayonnaise jar, was she?

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      How many pickled fetuses are in a peck of pickled fetuses?

      • Drew2U

        …I’m just asking because that “voter” seems to go everywhere with him.

  • JaniceInToronto

    How did he get so many people to show up?

    • GreatLakeSailor

      How did he get so many people person to show up?

  • Mike in Texas

    Shhh, don’t tell him that marriage equality has been in place in Iowa for 6 years.

  • BaddogLtd

    We now go live to Ricks next campaign stop http://i.giphy.com/65EzQXyjjn5jW.gif

    • Dreaming Vertebrate

      LOL !!
      Perfect – even the tumble weeds are clearing out before he starts yapping!

  • BaddogLtd
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  • Elsewhere1010

    That many?

  • KnownDonorDad
  • Bob M

    Only one? didn’t he have his driver, photographer or something to swell the crowd? At least Brian brown brings a bus full of staff.

  • Megrim Twist

    Was it the One Mom?

  • Joe in PA

    I need to keep this at the ready:


  • Paula

    This is toooo duggaring funny!

  • Pitiful Closet-Case Alert!

  • Dave in Boston

    Rick doesn’t look bad in that photo, kinda cute that bone structure and all. Maybe some way too early dalliance with a priest made him the screwed up jerk, um, politician he is today?

    Anyhow, wondering what fills up the remainder of his cranial cavity; fromage?

    • Homo Erectus

      Does anyone else think he looks like Clark Griswald?

  • nocadrummer

    Yeah, if I found santorum at MY local restaurant, I’d avoid the place too. And call the health authorities.

  • e jerry powell

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer Papist douchebag.

    Larry WIlmore had a Republican operative on last night, and the panel took a few minutes running down the list of candidates with an eye to who should just get out of the race now. I can’t remember where Santorum was on this list, but this pretty much proves that it’s probably time for ol’ Frothy to throw in the trick towel.

  • charemor

    Of course no one showed up. They didn’t want to get splattered with santorum.

  • Astronomojo

    Gotta make sure to catch Rachel’s show tonight. If she covers this at all, she’ll make mincemeat out of him! LOL

  • CB

    He’s warning that 1 voter about gay marriage. But Iowa has had gay marriage for 6 years now. You can’t warn someone about something that has already happened.

    And after 6 years, how have Iowans come to see gay marriage? At the time of the Iowa Supreme Court ruling, support was in the mid-30s. By 2012, it was in the mid-40s. PPP polled there a few weeks ago and found that support reached the 50% line.

    And in Rick Santorum’s home state of Pennsylvania, which got gay marriage just last year, support is now 51%, up 26% from 2011.

    • Stubenville

      Santorum hasn’t lived in Pennsylvania for over a decade. He’s been from Virginia since 2001. But yay Pennsyltucky, my adopted home state.

  • JW Swift

    “This is where the left is saying, ‘Here is what your belief system should be, and anyone who does not toe the line, you’re a hater, you’re a bigot, you’re intolerant and you will not be tolerated,’” he insisted.
    No, Frothy, you still have it all wrong. We don’t care WHAT you believe or don’t believe. It’s how you ACT upon those beliefs and use those beliefs as if they’re some kind of valid excuse to NOT treat people as equals that will not be tolerated.
    Santorum said that low turnout was all part of his plan.

    You mean there IS one? Really?

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones

    At what point did she feign a headache and leave?

  • She was just there to record his statements for her blog.

  • anne marie in philly

    she was just curious to see what a real asswipe looked like. and she was not impressed.

  • houstonray

    Just sayin…

  • Homo Erectus


  • kaydenpat

    Humiliating. He needs to pay friends to show up at all his gigs.

  • Ginger Snap

    So it was a mini hate fest with food.

  • DaveMiller135

    In his memoirs, years from now, “There were signs, I suppose…”

  • Dagoril

    You know you’re a sad political candidate when even Orly Taitz can draw a bigger crowd than you can. Lol.

  • perversatile

    Maybe God’s tryin’ to tell you something

  • teedofftaxpayer

    LOL He might double that at the next stop, but don’t count on it.

  • GayEGO

    Hahahahahahahahaha! Too funny! :>)