Christian Family Values Leader: “Hitlery” Clinton Is Too Ugly To Be President

“Think Evita after Botox treatments. Think Madame Defarge on a bad hair day. Think Lady Macbeth with serious issues (Out, out, damned bimbo!). Win the White House? Hillary couldn’t win a popularity contest if she was the only contestant. The Hideousness Factor: Lyndon Baines Johnson was the last profoundly ugly candidate to be elected president, and he was a legacy of the martyred JFK. Voters don’t want a leader who looks frazzled or frumpy. We’re told that Lincoln was too homely to be elected president in an age of television and paparazzi. But Lincoln’s homely face had a dignity, a gravitas. If nothing else, we want a face that reassures us, not one that scares us, a la Night of the Living Alinskyites. Conservatives might as well get in their licks in now. After Iowa, we won’t have Hillary to kick around any more.” – World Congress of Families communications director Don Feder, in a column titled “Top Ten Reasons Why Hitlery Will Never Be President.”

RELATED: In September 2014 the World Congress of Families took part in a Kremlin “family values” summit which concluded with a formal written call (released in English and Russian) for more nations to criminalize homosexuality and enact brutal anti-LGBT laws. In attendance was NOM president Brian Brown. Two weeks later, in one of the most colossal moves in the history of hypocrisy, the World Congress of Families circulated a petition against the “haters” at the Human Rights Campaign.

  • Treg Brown

    I’m surprised a man this obviously attractive can be so shallow.
    /s

    • TommyTune

      And I wouldn’t exactly say that’s a face with “gravitas,” à la Lincoln.

      • rusty57

        But it’s certainly been affected by gravity.

      • While Lincoln wasn’t handsome in a conventional sense, there was something about him that invites long gazes. I think its his eyes, his gaze was soft and gentle.

    • Jeffrey

      I’m fascinated to find out which republican or teabagger HE thinks is pretty enough to be president.

      • Rocketeer500

        Krispy Kreme comes to mind.

        • Jeffrey

          I saw a pic of him this morning and he looked like he had been melted and then embalmed.

      • ChitownKev

        Well, granted that Marco Rubio is dumb as a bag of rocks (which I find unattractive) he is a purty one.

        • David F.

          Don’t insult rocks. Unlike Marco they have many uses.

          • ChitownKev

            Oh, I wouldn’t kick Marco out of bed, though, he has his uses as well.

            Not as many as the rocks you refer to, but I can use him more than the other GOP candidates.

        • Jeffrey

          “Marco Rubio. The Fuckable Choice!”

          • Ginger Snap

            Jeffrey you win the made Ginger laugh award today.

      • Bob M

        What about that guy…Schock… Schrock? He seemed kind of nice looking.

        • Jeffrey

          Fuckable, but republicans will not be supporting his pretty boy ass anytime soon.

    • It’s always this way though. The men who go on and on about how ugly various men are tend to be not the best looking. It’s kind of funny actually.

  • WNY

    Someone should start a gofundme page to help buy Mr. Feder a shatter-proof mirror.

  • SammySeattle

    Trash.

  • TommyTune

    Conservatives might as well get in their licks in now. After Iowa, we won’t have Hillary to kick around any more.

    Aha! So the ugly truth is revealed. Nice to know.

  • S1AMER

    The right wingers are doing their utmost to help Hillary get elected, but they just don’t know it!

  • The Milkman

    Yeah because Festus here is such a freaking looker.

    Also, Godwin’s Law. Just saying.

  • Octavio

    and the hate train keeps a chuggin’ Whoo, Whoo! Look at me! I just called Hillary out for being fugly and compared her to Hitler! Look at me! Look at me!

  • ColdCountry

    What a nice, Christian man!

    • SoCalVet

      I knew he was a christian by the headline. Such love! Such grace! You can tell the spirit of Jesus inhabits his soul by the peace and tranquility surrounding him.

      • Octavio

        And don’t forget the way he picks his nose. It’s something he often does in church.

  • HZ81

    Thank you, Paul Newman/Brad Pitt. Oh, wait… no.

  • anne marie in philly

    says the horse’s ass.

  • Bruno

    Jeepers, Mary really read Hillary for filth there!

  • Cosmo Tupper

    What class, what maturity he exhibits!

  • MikeBx2

    His bible is anti-women also. Just sayin’

  • GarySFBCN

    I’m deafened by all the NALT Christians denouncing him. /notreally

    • TommyTune

      Maybe they’re having lunch with all the NALT Muslims who always seem to escape your criticism.

      • GarySFBCN

        Did I hit a tender spot?

        • TommyTune

          No. Just pointing out your hypocritical spot.

        • Todd20036

          That’s my job. Wait, different wavelengths again?

        • BudClark

          NALT Muslims stand a good chance of being killed if they speak up, unless they’re (1) male, and (2) Grand High Mucky-Muck Ayatollahs.

          NALT Christians are busy doing what they should be doing: living the Christian life.

          I can’t speak for Jews, except that I get the impression most of them dislike the ultra-orthodox Haredi INTENSELY.

  • delk

    scrape, scrape, scrape

    • Craig Howell

      I’m thinking “Fargo” here.

  • LonelyLiberal

    Nixon. Case closed.

  • Jeffrey

    Coming from someone who is as beautiful on the inside as on the outside.

  • delk

    Change out of those glass slippers before you go kicking rocks, Adonis.

  • Rocco Gibraltar

    I always thought Ethel Merman and Ernest Borgnine had no children. I was mistaken.

    • barracks9

      Take that back! Or else, where did Varla Jean Merman come from?!?

  • Gustav2

    Oh, this is going to be a fun 20 months.

  • barracks9

    He seems nice. And by nice, I mean he seems like a festering carbuncle on the ass of life. And not the nice beefy, furry as of life, but the saggy, clotted, acne-scarred ass of his life.

    When did anyone’s looks become a prerequisite for running for office? Certainly, there are too many “attractive” people out there who’ve won elections solely on the basis that voters found them appealing, physically. Is a party’s presidential nomination to be decided like the Homecoming Court? Will no credit be given to a life lived fully, and for embracing the lines that come with tests and trials? Should Hillary be plucked and polished like some blonde Fox machine turd?

    Dude – you know the rule. If you’re gonna smoke that shit in class, you gotta bring enough for everyone.

    • MarkOH

      “When did anyone’s looks become a prerequisite for running for office?”

      I remember reading an article when Hillary was running for the Presidency before, what a sham it was to talk about a man’s service record but a woman’s looks. It’s just the outward exam[ple of the patriarchy sense n American politics (goes along with the white, hetero, Protestant aspect as well for them).

    • Dagoril

      Tell me more about this beefy, furry ass you mentioned hehe.

    • Cattleya1

      Perhaps he could write a little essay on what, exactly, someone’s looks have to do with their qualifications to be the POTUS. I cannot say that I think most of the people who have held that office have been hunks. Maybe he wants the be the horse Saint Ronnie rides into the sunset? If it were up to me, he’d have to lie with Calvin Coolidge throughout eternity.

  • Palmer

    This from a man who’s face should be used for toilet paper.

  • Because you wanna know what makes someone capable of determining foreign policy with a country this man couldn’t point out on a map? Looks.

    Typical right wing psycho. Emphasis on the least important factor because it’s the only one they think they have. Not smart, not educated, no rational, reasonable, logical, but the ladies son their side have better hair so, PRESIDENT!

  • j.martindale

    Attacking someone on the basis of appearance. How mature. My grandson, who is four, knows that is not right. And, frankly, Hillary is not an unattractive woman. I have no idea what this man is thinking.

  • Stev84

    But they have no problem with Chris Christie or even Ted Cruz being overweight.

    • JW Swift

      Or have you seen Huckabee from the chest down lately?

  • teeveedub

    More evidence that you should never trust any organization with the word “family” in its title.

    Except, perhaps, Sly and the Family Stone.

  • ChitownKev

    Lyndon Baines Johnson was the last profoundly ugly candidate to be elected president…

    I was not aware that Richard Milhous Nixon was all that hot, ever.

    I’m still trying to get over the fact that this dude has the nerve to judge people with homely faces…

    • SunsetGay

      I think it’s hilarious that a an so opposed to homosexuality is spending tremendous amounts of time analyzing the looks of many of our previous Presidents. None of whom were women.

      • BudClark

        Trust me … Hillary will be made up to a fare-thee-well at EVERY campaign event. SHE knows what she’s up against.

        • Bob M

          And she will have a fabulous gay make up and hair staff!

    • Goodboy

      I’m thinking this one doesn’t spend much time in the mirror.

      • Jon

        But his trip to the Men’s Warehouse was worth it. I guarantee it.

    • Bob M

      LBJ was a Democrat, so of course he was ugly… Nixon was Republican and they are all beautiful specimens of mankind.

  • David Milley

    Feder emerges from under his bridge, pronounces on the subject of beauty, then scuttles back to safety. Ordinarily, this sort of comment would be beneath me — but, then, so is Feder. I can still hear him scurrying beneath the planking.

    • David Milley

      Damn! I seem to missing a billy goat now …

  • j.martindale

    By his reasoning, the person who should be President is Palin. What a deep thinker!

    • David Milley

      And such gravitas in her expression!

      • BudClark

        Um, I think the gravitas has more affected her ta-tas.

        Just an observation.

  • AJD

    I find its best to read the opening to that statement while imagining it’s Joan Rivers (RIP) on “Fashion Police.” I bet this guy was so energetic because he had a tummy full of sodomite semen from his Starbucks latte.

  • This from a man that looks like what happens when you smear Nair on an Ewok’s butt… oy!

    • Todd E.

      Well, there’s a visual!

    • BudClark

      (spews ice tea, misses keyboard)

      +1,000

    • David F.

      I think it’s more like what comes out of an Ewok’s butt. Dingleberry face – that’s it!

  • Ninja0980

    Expect to see a lot more of this as time goes on.
    It will only ensure Clinton gets more of the female vote then Obama got.

    • Todd20036

      Women, younger people, and anyone else who doesn’t judge a person based on his/her looks.
      Not to mention the obvious hypocrisy given the GOP’s fat man, the guy with the dead rat on his head, the over weight black man, or Bill Murray’s distant cousin. I guess Rubio isn’t bad looking, but that’s the best I got.

      • zhera

        Trump it is, then!

    • ChitownKev

      I fully expect Hillary to get anywhere from 30-40% of GOP women to vote for her if she gets the nomination.

      Of course, quite a few of those women won’t tell pollsters that.

  • Duder

    Spoken like a true man of God.

    • Todd20036

      Actually, yeah, it is.

  • Jakers

    By all means, bring looks into it. I bet all those moderate voters will love to hear you bash her looks rather than talk about her qualifications. That will win them over.

    • abel

      This crap will only appeal to the people who wouldn’t vote for her anyway.

  • Mike Rasor

    Because going after a female candidate about her looks isn’t the embodiment of every sexist trope ever. I’m sure statements like this will be so effective in winning women voters over to the republican party.

    • zhera

      What else are they gonna do? They can’t complain about her skin color, or that she’s inexperienced.

      The ‘good christians’ can always be trusted to fall back on good old misogyny.

    • BudClark

      She’s UGLY? That’s ALL they’ve got?

      Poor babies! They need their blankies, bottles, and a fresh diaper.

  • Dale Snyder

    We’re going to have a year and a half of this highly intelligent christian discourse, ladies and gentlemen.

    Popcorn for everyone!

  • JJS_prime

    If you are going to discuss “ugly” you need to start by staring into a mirror.

  • GayOldLady

    Goddamn it!!! I can name several Presidents in my lifetime who weren’t covergirls. Harry Truman was so-so, Dwight Eisenhower was bald and pudgy, Richard Nixon was below average in looks, George Walker Bush average. George HW Bush was a toss up, Jimmy Carter was average. Ronald Reagan’s face was extremely leathered, wrinkled and saggy and not exactly what I’d call good looking. WTF, Hillary is 67 years old. If she had cosmetic surgery they would have jumped all over her for being pretentious. I admire her for going with the face that most 67 year old people have. GO HILLARY!!!!!

    • zhera

      I’d say Bush II was way less than average. The eyes make him look mean and stupid.

      • Octavio

        GW really looks more like a chimp than any of our recent presidents. It’s the fetal alcohol syndrome look on his face.

        • GayOldLady

          I see the same look on Jeb’s face

      • GayOldLady
        • Joe in PA

          How can you not SMILE when you see this picture? Ah, memories. Thx.

      • I’d say the mean and stupid made him look mean and stupid. The eyes merely reinforce it.

      • CottonBlimp

        Yeah, but looking mean and stupid endears you to America.

        I’m really sick of hearing even some liberals say that Bush didn’t seem like a bad guy.

        • Todd20036

          HW? He sure got Iraq right.

          W? He sure made his father look like a good President.

    • Robert William Alexander Jr.

      “Politics is show business for ugly people”-variously attributed

  • pleasebereasonable

    I guess that excludes Ted Cruz then……

  • Ian

    Is this meant to be funny?

    • Yes. Based on comments from right wing neighbors and relatives, this is the right-wing idea of HILARIOUS.

      • Ian

        I’m just so bemused. It’s been said repeatedly, but the right’s idea of humor is debasing themselves with a string of clunky ad hominems.

  • Larry in Oklahoma

    He is so scared that she will win. Why do such a personal attack? Don Feder looks like a botoxed Fidel Castro.

  • I worked on Wall Street in the late 90s as a temp. I’ve heard more than enough jokes about how ugly Hillary Clinton is, as if that’s going to sway voters? Really? This is the best they’ve got? Not policy positions? Not her voting record in the Senate? Her looks? #facepalm

    • George

      I hope the repuslivecons keep up this discourse. Nothing will turn women away quicker from these horrible people than personal attacks against a woman.

      • zhera

        Unfortunately, there are plenty of women who will agree with him and vote against Hillary because of her looks. Women can be so vicious to their own kind.

        • Todd20036

          They will probably vote against her because they are the types who like being submissive to men (like good Christians are). They’d vote republican even if Hillary looked like Angelina Jolie.

          • BudClark

            Because otherwise their husbands with withhold sex … sort of “Lysistrada” in reverse.

      • I think that’s true for the majority of women but those women rarely vote for Republicans anyway. Sadly I hear this very kind of talk from right wing women often.

        • ChitownKev

          Maybe, but I also think that a lot of GOP women will get into the (relative) privacy of the voting both and say, “you know what, it’s time” and vote for Hillary.

  • Octavio

    Why do I get the feeling he has a beard only to cover up the “tragedy” of teen acne scars?

  • Clungeflaps

    I don’t care at all how Hillary looks….I think she’s a horrible person, that’s why I’m not voting for her.

    But honestly, that Christian kook makes a good point. Most Americans only care about a women’s appearance. Americans are only going to vote for a woman, if she looks like Cicciolina.

    • George

      Why is she a horrible person. Please elaborate so I go go off on you for good reason.

      • George

        Excuse the errors. I was fuming at your asshole comment.

      • Clungeflaps

        -voted to invade Iraq
        -supported dont ask dont tell
        -supported defense of marriage act
        -has been on the Monsanto and Wal-Mart board of directors
        -plenty of low down race baiting against Obama during the 08 campaign

        You just try to go off on me, you silly little muppet.

        • Todd20036

          -was told there were WMDs and Saddam was about to be the next Hitler
          – yup, about 20 years ago
          -yup, about 20 years ago
          – so she’s rich. Sue her.
          – yup, it’s called campaigning.
          No one here is saying Clinton is perfect, but
          a) you didn’t offer an alternative
          b) you did offer a very misogynistic comment in response, showing YOU aren’t very perfect either
          c) you seem awfully willing to insult others without providing any proof of your allegations.

          • Clungeflaps

            good nonexistent god, you are beyond naive and bamboozled if you think hillary has changed from 20 years ago. and, i didn’t say anything misogynistic, you are making shit up now.

          • Todd20036

            But honestly, that Christian kook makes a good point. Most Americans only care about a women’s appearance

          • Todd20036

            I’m done feeding this troll. You remind me of Wayne when he was in full jack-off-RMoney mode.

          • Clungeflaps

            How is that misogynistic? That’s the truth, you dimwit. Americans judge women on how pretty they are, and not a lot else. They don’t do that to men.

          • brian

            You ramble and bitch but offer no alternative. Until then, go lay by your dish.

    • Todd20036

      You’re just full of it. If you think people are so shallow they will vote on a person based on looks, then why the fugly farm animal parade on the GOP side? If you are so misogynistic that you think only women are judged like that, then why is my boss a woman (and I make over $100 grand a year). Why did we have female surgeon generals? Why does SCOTUS have 2 women?

      • Clungeflaps

        No, I’m dead right and you are butthurt about it.

        • WNY

          ..

          • Todd20036

            Right?

          • Clungeflaps

            Its a shame you can’t come up with your own insults, it really shows what a dullard you are that you have to copy and paste something that only a 12 year old would find clever.

          • BaddogLtd

            ++

    • BaddogLtd

      The last time anyone paid Clungeflaps any attention

      • Clungeflaps

        All of the replies demonstrate other wise.

        Honestly you people are quite the joke. You people are little different than the reactionary peanut gallery at Breitbart.

      • Clungeflaps

        jesus wept your comebacks are just so cringe inducingly bad.

        • BaddogLtd

  • bkmn

    I wonder how many women he has chained up in his basement.

  • SoCalVet

    We didn’t make her for YOU!

  • Mark

    the fuckface has no mirror!

  • SunsetGay

    Man who makes a career out of condemning gay people spends tremendous amount of his free time analyzing the hotness of former U.S. Presidents. None of whom were women.

  • SunsetGay

    Ugly? Hillary already has people who said they would bottom for her! There will never be a “Bottom for Don Feder” campaign. Ever!

    • John P.

      Ewe! Brain bleach!!

  • StuckNtexas

    Just because people have teased him for being ugly all his life is no reason for him to do the same to a mother, wife, and public servant.

  • PLAINTOM

    It’s all they got.

  • Speaking of ugly, Don Feder. Pot, fucking kettle!

    • John P.

      You covered it. Has he looked in the mirror recently? Pretty sad/shallow comment in any case.

  • BaddogLtd
    • Clungeflaps

      I find it really ironic that you are using a picture of joanna lumley, considering how in an interview with the daily mail a few years ago, said that young women that dress in skimpy clothes and get drunk were asking to get mugged and raped. she is a sad 1950’s throwback and completely out of touch.

      • BaddogLtd

        • Clungeflaps

          OK, I don’t even get what this is supposed to mean…..just, please stop, you are on the level of a little kid now.

          • BaddogLtd

            ”’

          • Clungeflaps

            Alright, I chuckled a bit at that one.

  • Dagoril

    Someone else who will never be POTUS? Don Fucking Feder. If only he were prettier.

  • ryan charisma

    “Hillary couldn’t win a popularity contest if she was the only contestant.”

    That’s odd, because I’ll be voting for her.

    • Clungeflaps

      I won’t, I’m voting 3rd party if she’s the democratic choice.

      • ryan charisma

        Smart – let the Republicans pick the next few Supreme Court Justices. You’re a winner!

        • Clungeflaps

          Hillary is a right wing corporatist, so she is going to appoint reactionary right wing justices.

      • WNY

        ..

      • BaddogLtd

        **

      • BudClark

        Super!

        Throw your vote away and throw the election to the Republicans.

        Enjoy the concentration camps!

        ‘Cause that’s where you’ll BE.

        I warned of this, (and the Supreme Court nominees) TWENTY YEARS AGO, but nobody wanted to listen.

        Well, it’s 2015, and here we are.

        • Clungeflaps

          She will be just as reactionary as George Bush, you are beyond naive if you think otherwise.

          • Jim Boyd

            clung…you must have mother issues

        • grada3784

          Clungeflaps won’t vote for a Democrat, no matter who’s nominated.

          • Clungeflaps

            I voted for Obama both times, and would vote for him again, you simpleton.

    • BudClark

      As will I.

  • Fiona_Alwyn

    And this man, children, is an exampled of a filthy sexist pig. We don’t want to grow up to be as ugly on the inside as he obviously is.

  • George

    Clungeflaps……. what is your problem? Are you gay? Are you a repulsviecon? Do you hand around here just to be ugly and nasty? What is your game?

    • BaddogLtd

      ))

    • BaddogLtd

      I don’t even bother replying since he’s obviously tweaking on meth. I just uploaded some random shit like below.

      • Clungeflaps

        How is posting a bunch of ‘zany’ pictures making Hillary supporters look remotely good?

        • BaddogLtd

          >>

    • Clungeflaps

      Yes of course I’m gay. Don’t tell me how I’m ‘supposed’ to be gay in a certain way.

      Politically, I’m liberal and left. I really cannot believe how brainless and lemminglike all of you are with Hillary. She is as rightist and reactionary as the Bushes.

      • BaddogLtd

        ^^

      • Georrge

        Well baby you might be gay, liberal and left but you come across as a raging butthole. You don’t have to like Hillary but you all so don’t have to provoke her admirers. You may be gay, liberal and left but you also have an ugly streak. You hide behind your computer and try to stir up trouble. There is a lot more going on with you then you admit. I hope you find some measure of happiness in your life. I suspect you are very lonely.

        • Clungeflaps

          Thanks for the hilarious psychoanalysis. I never said I was nice, I agree, I am a butthole. So what?

          The Hillary supporters on here have shown themselves to be just as vicious and school yard bully-like as Tea Party people, so why would I want your approval.

  • TreGibbs

    Gotta love Christian values:
    Sexy and stupid (Palin) – ok to be President of U.S.
    Intelligent and unnattractive (Clinton) – not ok to be President of U.S.

    Got it.

  • BudClark

    Let’s see … Cruz looks like a pouting porpoise; Paul looks like he has cocker spaniels breeding on his head; Rubio … I’d have to see him nekkid before commenting; Trump looks like an Oklahoma wheat-field in a windstorm …

    And HILLARY’S ugly?

    Spare me!

  • Cuberly

    Ok, the guy is…well….lacking considerable self awareness in the looks dept obvs.

    I must be weird though. I don’t think of Hillz as being ugly at all. Not that it matters. If I was to get looksist I’d point out that Rubio looks like Jerry Mathers. No offense to the Beav intended.

  • Gene Perry

    Love to see this guy’s Grindr pix.

    • David F.

      Gag!!!!!!!!!!

    • JCF

      Barf!

    • MBear

      okay…ew

  • Michael Senesac

    Another quote from the top of the article; ” Here are the Top Ten Reasons Hillary Rodham Clinton is more likely to become a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model than the next president:”

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Yeah, well…

  • Bill T.

    Speaking of ugly, Don Feder looks like the stuffing of a cheap motel sofa.

  • DaveMiller135

    ‘Cause that’s what voters care about.

  • Chuck

    This is a case of the pot calling the kettle black… and then repeatedly smashing itself into Don Feder’s face.

  • Tom (Winnipeg)

    Ha! You shouldn’t show your face if you’re going to call people ugly. Hillary ugly? Geez, what kind of glasses are you wearing?

  • TexPlant

    Made me think if any president would be considered attractive….maybe JFK and to some extent Bill Clinton but that may be it!!

  • Queequeg

    Hesu calling her ugly? Does this guy own a mirror?

  • Rebecca Gardner

    I am so fucking fed up, out of my mind pissed-off, with the fucking god damn misogyny of the infantile right wing. Enough already you impotent old ignorant ugly white men! STFU already.

    Ahh. I feel much better.

    • Rebecca Gardner

      P.S. – Hey Don, you you looked in the mirror? You are fugly.

  • Happy Dance

    Well, ain’t he just purty himself?!

  • LarryChemEngr

    This from a man with a face like a dog’s ass.

    • BudClark

      But does he have a pic of Jeebus on his butt?

  • Bj Lincoln

    So what?! Not everyone thinks she is ugly and what does that matter? Can she do the job? That is what matters.

  • Oh, and he’s a real Adonis, isn’t he?

    (What’s sauce for the goose. . . .)

  • MBear

    …says the guy who lacks a mirror

  • Please keep talking like that. It will surely drive public sentiment towards Hillary Clinton.

    • JCF

      My thoughts exactly. “How Hillary Clinton Can Win 99.9% of the Women’s Vote”.

  • BuckyB12

    Apart from the idiotic “looks” argument, this moron apparently thinks that Hillary will be running in the Iowa caucuses against the Republicans, who will knock her out of the race at that time.

  • Patrick

    So says the “Good ole Boys” she doesn’t want a membership card guys.

  • TKW

    Right and George W. has such a look of integrity about him.

  • Steven Leahy

    It’s amazing how so many men who look like a cow’s ass themselves have the nerve to make a comment about a woman’s attractiveness.

    • jmax

      Ain’t it so? As my father likes to say, this guy could make a maggot puke.

  • josephsinger

    What an asshole. He doesn’t have anything except someone’s looks to disparage?

  • Michael

    Has “tolerant” false prophet Feder looked in the mirror lately?