As longtime readers know, we have freeped the fuck out of American Family Association polls many times, sometimes forcing them to zero-out the results and start over or take the poll down entirely. But most AFA polls are completely laughable with options that all say the same thing in different ways. As in “Choose one: A) Gay people are going to hell. B) There is a hell and gays are going there. C) Hell is totally full of gays.” Today’s poll is just like that. Don’t freep, just giggle.