“The person I most want to meet is President Obama. When the heck am I going to meet him? He just needs to invite me to the White House already. He probably thinks I’m too shocking to be there. I’m serious. If I was a little bit more demure or if I was just married to Jay Z. Hey, if Jay would only take me as his second wife, then I’d score an invitation.’ – Madonna, in an US Weekly piece titled “25 Things You Don’t Know About Me.” Other things include that she hates Material Girl and suffers from “major” claustrophobia.