Porno Pete: Gay Activists Are Like Hitler

  • John P.

    Poor pathetic man.

  • vorpal

    Goddamn… I’m not saying this to be deliberately mean, but time has not been kind to Porno Pete. He has aged a lot over the last couple years and is looking mighty haggard. Fighting against us big bad gays must be taking away from his beauty torpor. Bitch needs a makeover.

    • Gustav2

      That’s bile and a lot of frustration.

    • cjs

      As the Southern expression goes: “God don’t like ugly.”

    • shivadog

      And it looks like slept in that shirt.

      • MattPS

        Yeah, he was up all night reading “The Spoon Ran Away With Another Spoon”. I wonder: does that mean that “spooning” is bad, too?

        • oikos

          You had me at Hey diddle diddle. 🙂

        • shivadog

          Wait, now the spoon is cheating on the dish? That spoon is a fickle bitch.

          • agcons

            Well, if the spoon ran away with the dish in the first place, why would the dish be surprised when the spoon cheats again?

    • oikos

      Hate is a cruel master.

    • Ginger Snap

      Hate is rough on the body just like drugs.

    • Blake Jordan

      His funding is rapidly decreasing, being anti-LGBT is not a top earning job anymore.

    • Octavio

      A life of junk food will do that to you.

      • vorpal

        Junk philosophy and self hatred probably doesn’t help too much, either.

        • Octavio

          One leads to the other. Doesn’t matter what end of the spectrum you start at.

    • teeveedub

      “At 50, everyone has the face he deserves.”
      – George Orwell

  • SunsetGay

    Somebody took The Producers way too literally.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiryTUCtLNA

    • HZ81

      Ha! I was just going there — but nothing beats the original.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw

      • SunsetGay

        I personally LOVED the Mel Brooks version. Am I going to Hell for this?

        Mel Brooks is the only person alive who could dress like Hitler and rap about it casually and make it hilarious.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbKTdVpnGj8

        • HZ81

          Love him and love the original soooo much. I believe it’s still on Netflix streaming.

          I’m not a musical fan myself (talk about a homo going to hell, right?) so I wasn’t into the 2005 film. Plus, they cut the character Dick Shawn played down to just the role of Hitler, which was a travesty. He was just so fucking funny in the 1968 version.

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            Actually the Dick Shawn character wasn’t in the musical or the 2005 version of the Broadway show. Which, btw, was one of the funniest nights I have spent at a Broadway show.

          • HZ81

            That’s what I meant. It’s just singing Hitler. Sorry, I was four cups of coffee behind achieving clarity there.

            I would still see the show, though. The movie just didn’t do it for me.

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            Oh honey, I understand. Till I get to my fifth expresso-tini I am just not the same. The movie is a poor representation of the musical. It’s a nice reproduction of some of the numbers however.

  • Soren456

    MANY citations needed.

  • Bad Tom

    Wow, Pete! The camera really does put on 10 pounds.
    And takes off 20 IQ points.

    Also, who does your hair and makeup?
    You should sue them.

    • Steverino

      Who does his hair and makeup? Phil Robertson, I’d bet.

      • grada3784

        Porno Pete confit?

      • Bad Tom

        Phil is just making sure Phil remains the best looking conservative on TV.

      • geoffalnutt

        Not “who?”, but “what?”

    • oikos

      He looks like my halloween pumpkin after it’s been out on the patio for a few months, except the pumpkin has a better stylist.

      • lattebud

        And the pumpkin can be used for composting.

    • LonelyLiberal

      How many cameras were on him? Six? Seven?

      • Anastasia Beaverhousen

        Thanks Chandler Bing.

        • RaygunsGoZap

          It’s Chanadler Bong! TYVM!

          • Anastasia Beaverhousen

            That’s Ms. Chanandler Bong.

  • Bill T.

    “Paragraph 175.” Say this to every asshole who compares us to Hitler.

    • Doug105

      Where/when Facts and Christians meet.

  • Jeffrey Hitchin

    Wow, he invokes Godwin’s Law before the argument even gets started!

    • David Walker

      Saves time.

  • grada3784

    Gee, what did we do to enrage Porno Pete Almighty this time?

    • cjs

      Exist.

      • grada3784

        Actually, I think he wore out his arm trying to cum over that ballot initiative in California.

        That would piss him off no end.

    • Larry Larson

      We exist.

    • Dagoril

      He’s still butthurt that Dan Savage offered to let Ben Carson suck his dick. Ole Porno has been wanting some Savage Love, and isn’t handling the rejection very well.

  • Queequeg

    Actually, it’s kid of a good thing when he makes statements such as these because no sane person could take him seriously. It probably helps us to have the crazies on the other side.

    • Soren456

      These are outrageous to us, but not necessarily to the “open-minded.” Or to kids who hear it said about themselves.

      These things always have their intended bad effect.

      • Queequeg

        To the Fox viewers, it probably all makes some sense, but I think to a judge, it just sounds crazy, but you’re right, it does do some damage.

  • Larry Larson

    Petey needs to embrace a homosexual activist hairstylist.

    • oikos

      Actually any stylist at this point, even a flowbee would make an improvement.

  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    Yes. he is right, we want to teach young children to be kind, fair and open minded. We are rotten to the core.

    • Bad Tom

      All part of our evil agenda to undermine their power.
      And it’s working!

    • Chucktech

      “At an age when kids don’t even know what sex is, they should be taught that calling another kid a fag is is ugly and hateful.”

      Fixed it for Petey.

  • yeah. we’re just like Hitler. he was so about cultivating a diverse and celebratory culture.

    • ColdCountry

      And equality, too. He was all about equality for minorities.

  • Richard

    One can understand the passion of gay activists because we are literally fighting for our families freedom and equality and well being. I must question what is it that motivates the anti-gay activist such as porno pete?
    Is it a real desire to bring harm to his fellow citizens who are gay?
    Is it strictly a business model that generates enough revenue to pay his mortgage?
    I imagine he might say that it is his commitment to one of the 4200 religions polluting our world bit I don’t really buy that

    • Ragnar Lothbrok

      It’s a putrid mixture of ancient beliefs, current hate, some pretend privilege..mixed in with ugly money, politics and that not so sweet baby jesus. All needs to be flushed down the sewer for once and for all.

      • Raisinhead

        The denigration of LBGT people has been going on a very very long time. PP is only the latest incarnation in a long ignoble line of haters, hating the thing they see in themselves and desperate to draw the attention elsewhere. What’s the ‘liberal’ equivalent of Godwin’s law? ‘cos I’d like to state that the arc of the moral universe is long and bends towards justice and that one thing we know is that there are countless generations of gay babies to be born long after PP is worm mush.

    • lattebud

      We are also fighting for the lives of our community in countries where Porno Pete visits and endorses hateful laws and cultures.

  • HZ81

    Know who is also like Hitler? Hitler.

  • bkmn

    I would be happy to give Peter an idea of what it would really be like if we were like Hitler and I doubt he would be smiling.

  • Kissmagrits

    Have you been reading passages from Scott Lively’s “The Pink Swastika” again, Pete? Everybody else knows it’s a sick masturbation fantasy that Scott pulled out of his ass one day as he was leaving Oregon in the ’90s, but apparently you never received the memo. Do try to keep up, Pete, and for Christ’s sake, get yourself a decent makeup person. You look like shit.

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    • KarenAtFOH

      LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

  • Piet

    It’s the complete lack of self-awareness and blindness to irony that always amuse me about this pathetic piece of stupid. The Gays (TM) are indoctrinating our children, but The Christians(sm) are not. Right. And if he were even halfway aware of what’s going on in the world, he would know that puberty is hitting kids at earlier and earlier ages these days; now they are being reported as reaching puberty between 8 and 10, so certainly they should be getting educated about sex and their bodies in grade school. Unless you live in one of those places with shockingly high numbers of unwed teen pregnancies where the sex ed is of the abstinence-only variety and they only get it in senior year of high school. What a loser.

  • oikos
  • RobynWatts

    Typical nutjob rule: If you bigoted values that inspire hate and violence are being threatened, pull out the “Just like Hitler/Nazi” card. People will really take you seriously then. (eyes roll)

  • Blake Jordan

    It is the exact of reality!

  • Ginger Snap

    I’m so over everyone comparing everything to Hitler and Slavery especially when the comparisons are nothing like them.

    • oikos

      It’s the only thing they have left.

      • Octavio

        Strange that it’s the only thing they have left when, in fact, it doesn’t exist. Not blaming you or whining. Just mulling over what asswipes they all are.

        • oikos

          In their sad little psyches, it is how they justify their treatment of us by equating us with tangible evils instead of imaginary evils. Most of society rejects their supernatural explanations, so Hitler and slavery are the next logical comparisons for them.

          • Chucktech

            Honestly, anytime you find yourself comparing ANYone or ANYthing to Hitler or the Holocaust, you might want to consider dialing it back just a bit. You’re almost always being a hyperbolic, hair-on-fire asshole.

          • oikos

            I think they lack all self awareness at all times.

          • RFW

            You think. I know.

          • …just like Hitler.

    • delk

      I hate the Hitler stuff. I’ve mentioned before that my husband’s father was taken from the Warsaw ghetto, as a child, to Auschwitz and from Auschwitz to a Soviet work camp.

      • Regan DuCasse

        Indeed, delk. I leaned about the Holocaust as a child, a continuing education to this day. I’m still reading amazing material about that time. The most profound experience one can have, is meeting a concentration camp survivor.
        I’ve met five.
        They are all a dwindling pool of national treasures.
        I’ve been a part of a Holocaust archive and anti hate education center since 1992.
        The Simon Weisenthal Center.
        And every utterance like this, and comparing gay people’s advances in social justice to INJUSTICE of the worst kind, is an insult.
        And offense of a high order.
        Most especially to the gay men and women in uniform who continue to volunteer to risk life and limb so his dumb, ingrate ass CAN utter such bullshit.

    • Gerry Fisher

      “They’re like ISIS!!!”

    • Anastasia Beaverhousen

      You left out MLK and Rosa Parks.

    • MBear

      normally when someone invokes any Hitler comparisons, the thread is officially dead.

      I think in this case, the argument is sputtering its final breaths…and so they’re going right for Godwin.

    • medaka

      It’s all they have left. Especially third-rate grifters like Pussyshitface Porno Pete (can I get a giggle from ya, GS? 🙂

      edit: oh, Oikos, you already said that. Well, I guess it can’t be said enough….

      • Ginger Snap

        You know I loves me some Pussyshitface.

        • medaka

          🙂

  • Again with this shit… wake me when they get a new tape loop.

    • Chucktech

      Pleasant dreams, sweetie, this may take a while…

      • Just call me Rip VanWinkle, and send someone over to feed the cats. Thank you, Che’.

    • oikos

      They only have the one VHS tape to work with.

      • Yeah… that’s the problem when your little one-trick-pony show dries up.

  • At about 1:50, he starts pouring it on about trans people. I actually managed to be able to get through the whole thing.

    Pete and his ilk don’t understand that their scare tactics only make them look worse. They try to make it seem as if being gay or trans is something shameful, rather than just being different from being straight or cis.

    It’s not indoctrination to teach children to respect people who are different from themselves – and for the children who are themselves different in their own orientation or identity, learning about people who are like themselves can be a very positive experience.

    I know I was different when I was 4 years old, but I had no reference for it. All I learned by the time I was 6 was that if I continued to “act like a girl” that there would be physically hurtful consequences. So I hid myself under a mask until my teens when I found oput that I was not the only person in the world like me – I read Christine Jorgensen’s autobiography – though my brief attempt at getting properly treated ended up in continued self-suppression because I did not fit the pre-1973 expectations of the psychiatric community (i.e., that because i “liked girls” that they wouldn’t ‘cure’ me of one ‘mental disorder’ to give me another one). So instead of transitioning at 17, I didn’t start until age 45.

    Sorry, Peter LaBarbara, no child who is trans should be threatened with violence, or subjected to reparative therapy or worse. Hormone blockers are a blessing (why go through the wrong puberty!).

    The thing is, Peter, had I lived in today’s America and had understanding parents, I would have been able to transition at 17 (and maybe I would have been able to be me instead of hiding myself after the age of 6). That would have been a good thing, as it would have avoided a lot of unnecessary later “collateral damage” (including a divorce, broken home, etc.)

    When you present the case as if hormone blockers are a bad thing for a trans kid, you only show the depth of your ignorance.

    This isn’t about indoctrinating children, it’s about educating them. Indoctrination is what they get from churches that spout bigotry and hate in the name of a god they don’t really worship.

    • Dean

      Are there any articles I can show straight friends about just what it takes to transition? I have met a few transsexual women, but never asked any details, figuring that they were either shy about it or tired of being asked. I just accepted them as women. What do these haters find so impossible about doing the same?

      • KarenAtFOH

        Take a look here and see if you find it helpful: http://www.transsexual.org/basicsoftransition.html

      • I just read Jennifer FInney Boylan’s autobiographical book “She’s Not There” that goes through her voyage. I had to take it one or two chapters at a time because it evoked such powerful memories, even though the paths were not exactly the same.

    • agcons

      I used to read and watch all their shit with the idea that to know the enemy was wise. I cannot fucking do it any longer, and I’m impressed that you managed to get through it.

      • I can’t manage to get through many of their rants, but for some reason, I was able to stick with this one. I do believe that it’s a good think to know their positions and talking points, but so often they go so far around the bend that only people in their bubble can make any sense out of it,

  • delk

    Penetrate the minds of our youth?

    Really?

    Like I had a choice to be baptized when I was a week or so old? Or maybe the mandatory six masses a week that were part and parcel of MY elementary education?

    I’m disgusted that I was penetrated by the hateful intolerance that you get paid to spout.

    My mother’s funeral was one of the saddest days of my life, only tempered by knowing that was the last mass I will ever attend.

    • oikos

      I think indoctrinating children with religion is akin to rape of the mind. It is toxic shit. I was kicked out of Sunday school at age 13 and my parents stopped making me go to church after that.

      • Phil

        Me too. I told a priest to go fuck himself. I didn’t have to go to church after that either.

        • oikos

          My ‘sin’ was asking if the dino’s were millions of years old, how the earth could be so young? and why didn’t the bible talk about the Mesozoic era if ‘god’ really created all of these things. My parents were told I was disrupting class.

          • Chucktech

            Why, you impudent little brat…

          • oikos

            My Dad asked me what I did to merit expulsion and when I told him, he laughed. That was when I was told I no longer was required to attend church on Sunday.

          • Todd20036

            Actually, your sin was you thought independently. That’s the worst thing you can do when a cult tries to indoctrinate you.

          • oikos

            Dodged that bullet.

          • Chucktech

            Ha! Just like gawd up in heaven, he was testing you…

      • Dean

        I was brought up Presbyterian. When taking confirmation classes,we were asked to write a statement about what we personally believed in. I couldn’t abide that trinity gobbledygook, and then realized that I didn’t really believe any of the other bullshit, either. Bye-bye, church!

        A good friend was always dragging me off to different churches. I sort of enjoyed some of the liturgical stuff, though. You can’t beat the Russian Orthodox liturgy for beauty. I couldn’t stomach most of the protestant hymns

        • oikos

          I never set foot in churches except for wedding and funerals, even then I find it to be a tedious waste of time in terms of the fairy tale bullshit.

  • thevofl

    Of course conservative Christians are against homosexuals indoctrinating the youth. They don’t like the competition.

  • Phil

    Puh-leeze. Nothing original or creative has come out of that oaf’s mouth in years – like since 1962.

  • KnownDonorDad

    And that’s why Pete was roused from his sleep and thrown in jail. Oh, wait…

  • Would that make right wing xtian homophobic radical activists are like Stalin?

  • JoyZeeBoy

    Jeebus is my Luggage-Lifter!

    Or baggage handler.

    Something.

    • Homo Erectus

      Has George Reekers become “ex-gay” yet?

  • GuestPoster

    Oh Great Maker. Can’t these assholes think up something better then the tired old Gay=Nazi/Hitler indoctrination schitck?!?! Shit. It’s almost as if they don’t have anything else. . . oh wait . . . they don’t.

  • KarenAtFOH

    Because gay people are lining up in California to put a Death Penalty for Christians referendum on the ballot. Oh wait, no they aren’t. That would be you guys wanting to kill us. My bad.

  • Tom G
  • Dale Snyder

    He looks like shit! Too many years of vile hatred and sinful gluttony.

  • mikeinrkfd

    “They won’t bring an ex-gay in…” Well because there are none Petey! I’m sure there are other things he would like to penerate besides their minds.

    • Exactly, Pete likes to pretend that there are thousands upon thousands of ex-gays out there but in reality all he has is a small handful of people who are ex-gay for pay and who are way to sketchy to let around kids.

  • geoffalnutt

    I cannot wait to see the rug he chooses. Why do I think it will come from the back of a Sears catalogue…and have a name like “Dirk” or “Mitch” or “Chesterfield”? It will be flammable, though (which the ad WON’T say). Watch out for those candles at mass, Petey!!

  • TheManicMechanic

    He looks rough. Good.

  • JJS_prime

    Yes,, because Hitler was a big supporter of minority rights.

  • Sean

    Hitler was anti-gay like Peter LaBarbaric and ordered the mass murder and imprisonment of gay people like Peter LaBarbaric wants to do. Hitler’s fate is Peter’s fate.

    • grada3784

      That’s gonna be messy.

  • “you can leave homosexuality behind”…..no matter how many
    times you tell that lie Pete, it will never be true. Everything he says is based on the lie that homosexuality is something that people develop and can leave behind and of course that starting point is 100% wrong.

    Also he isn’t looking to good, I guess the stress of watching his agenda fail is getting to him.

    • Homo Erectus

      I don’t think Petey has left his homosexuality behind yet.

  • Nic Peterson

    Good god, that man is not aging well! I suppose there is some justice left in the universe.

  • Mark

    In the United States, How many governments have gays overthrown? How many xtians have been put in to concentration camps? How many xtians have been sent to the gas chambers? How many xtians have been put in forced labour camps? How many xtians have been used as guinea pigs for medical experiments? How many xtian businesses have had their front windows smashed in a singe night? How many xtians have been forced to go in to hiding as the jews did in europe during the hitler regime?

    Answer to all the above, none. Therefore, we are NOT nazis you dipshit.

  • tom dumptee

    that ‘tuft’ of hair makes him look like a ‘CLARABELL WANNABEE”..I see he hasnt updated his wardrobe lately..hmmm,early Goodwill….mid Salvation Army,…and late Dumpster….

  • DesertSun59

    Godwin’s Law proves his instant FAIL.

  • Emma Duncan

    Petey seems a little high strung these days, I think he needs to unwind, by heading back down to his porn bunker.

  • Michael

    This from the side that’s trying to put a death penalty for gay Americans on the California ballot.

  • Michael Varian Daly

    But you guys LIKED Hitler.

  • Closet case says what?

  • josephsinger

    I call Godwin’s rule.

  • Regan DuCasse

    I need to walk this dumb MF through the Simon Weisenthal Center, of which I’m a member and recommend to all my visitors and LA newcomers.
    He’s an embarrassment of a man to be in a country where an education in real history is his oyster. And he squanders it on this shit.

  • Gordon.

    As I’ve said many times before: When anybody compares anything or anybody to the Nazis or to Hitler, they automatically lose the argument, because there is no comparison.

  • Brian in Valdosta

    AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! FUCKING SHUT UP, YOU STOOPID FUCKING MORON!!!!!!!!!!

    GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT!

  • Homo Erectus

    Is it just me, or is Porno Pete starting to look like Donald Trump?

    • billbear1961

      They both have the mental capacity of Donald Duck.

  • JCF

    51/50…Get The Net.

  • Paulo Raffaelli

    Damn, and I just shaved my mustache off this morning.

  • billbear1961

    Winning an argument by telling the truth and using facts to back up your position is not an attempt at “indoctrination.”

    Slandering people and demonizing them in an attempt to persuade others to fear and hate and persecute them IS!

    You are losing, LaBarbera, because like all fascists, you are a LIAR.

    Rail against that–and all other aspects of the truth that contradict your claims–all you like: it changes NOTHING.

    In the free world, you cannot silence us.

    And that means there will always be MANY to expose you for what you are!

    It’s why we see you growing more and more FRANTIC as the end of your tyranny approaches.

    • billbear1961

      It’s probably also why you look like SHIT.

      How very appropriate!

  • DaveMiller135

    The existence of gay Nazis can be disproven simply. As a gay Nazi, my first act would be to hold Porno Pete down and give him a decent haircut. Oy gevalt.

  • Ore Carmi

    Do these people know they’re wrong? I have to wonder. What’s their aim? Why hate and want to hurt random people? Their children could turn out to be gay. Do they want to turn on their kids? What’s wrong with these goddamned folks?

    • billbear1961

      Some of them may believe–or want to believe–some of what they say.

      But they also KNOW they’re lying, too, none-stop.

      They know that.

      Many of their followers may be too stupid to understand that (their willful ignorance is appalling), but THEY–the leaders–do.

      MOST of them are primarily interested in making a living at this–they are truly THAT evil. They don’t give a DAMN about the truth. (It is whatever they SAY it is, and that may change from one day to the next.)

      They want the wealth and the POWER (the tremendous influence in society) that religious fanaticism–that their SHAM religion (look at the Jesus of the Sermon on the Mount, and then tell me, seriously, that these animals are “Christians”)–has always given them in this country, up till now.

      They are fascists.

      In THIS country, the primary excuse for fascism has always been RELIGION (political ideology has always come in a distant second, in comparison).

      Like ALL fascists, they think they have a RIGHT to subjugate all others to their “morally superior” WILL.

      Religious fanaticism quickly leads to fascism–look at the Middle East–where they now REVEL in mindless, unspeakable atrocities, all in the “name of God.”

      These people are the enemies of genuine democracy (where all–including minorities–are afforded constitutional protections, a right to the equal protection of the laws), of rational, critical thinking and of modern civilization.

      Allied with corporate fascists–and, through the GOP, they are (their leaders’ GREED has no limits)–they pose the gravest threat to the continuation of our democratic republic that it has known since its civil war.

      Their combined ambitions, worldwide, threaten the natural environment, the stability of modern human civilization and our continuation as the dominant species on this planet.

      They are the enemies of the Enlightenment, of rational civilization.

      In its place they present themselves as our ABSOLUTE masters, the sole interpreters of a God of THEIR own making, whose will, as interpreted by them ALONE, cannot be challenged or even questioned.

      They are the madness and corruption of naked power.

      They are EVIL incarnate.

      EDIT: ANYONE–including their own children–they cannot bend to their will, in one fashion or another, is EXPENDABLE.

  • ChadSF

    Ugly, inside out. Ugly!

  • agcons

    Oh stop it, LaBabs. Go join your good friend in the Philippines and stay there, provided you can leave the children alone.

  • Johnny Wyeknot

    He will quiet down again after he gets his rocks off at Pink Saturday.