Donny Osmond Slams NPH: “No Class”

Osmond’s Wikipedia page notes that he performed in a loincloth for over 2000 performances of Joseph And The Technicolor Dreamcoat. But that was classy! 

RELATED: In 2008 Osmond wrote about same-sex marriage in a now-deleted response (check the URL) to a fan on his personal website. An excerpt:

“There are many gay individuals that are members of our church. I know many of them. In fact, some of my best friends are gay. You ask how I react regarding their marriages. Well, I do support our Church leaders who say that we can accept those with gay tendencies in our church as long as they do not act upon their temptations. Everyone has tenancies to succumb to temptation, but we all have the same standard given to us by our Father in Heaven. Whether we may be tempted to be immoral with members of our own sex or of the opposite sex, we are expected to live chaste lives. This is very well explained not only in the Book of Mormon, but in the Bible as well.”

Osmond also included this quote from a Mormon document:

We warn that individuals who violate covenants of chastity, who abuse spouse or offspring, or who fail to fulfill family responsibilities will one day stand accountable before God. Further, we warn that the disintegration of the family will bring upon individuals, communities, and nations the calamities foretold by ancient and modern prophets. We call upon responsible citizens and officers of government everywhere to promote those measures designed to maintain and strengthen the family as the fundamental unit of society.

  • Gustav2

    but, but, but, Donnie was wearing his loincloth for Jesus of the Americas!

    • Where ever did he hide his magic underwear in that loincloth?

  • Porkie

    NPH – No Class?
    Donny Osmond – No Talent.
    Ho-hum you can’t have it all.

    • Todd20036

      Except NPH does have class – just not the same class that a religious nut would think

  • Toasterlad

    Well excuse ME, Donny…not everyone has MAGIC underwear.

    • Reality.Bites

      Mine can do several entertaining tricks.

    • Todd20036

      Blech. As if Donny’s underwear would be magical for me. By the way, Don-boy, you WISH you looked like NPH, with or without underwear.

    • pete n sfo

      Why does he watch the Oscars if he hasn’t even seen the films? NPH was related to ‘Birdman’… ya bigoted idiot.

  • The Professor

    Hmmā€¦ And do you say that to your niece Jessica? What a washed up ass. Go away, Donny. Nobody asked you what you thought.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/30/marie-osmond-gay-marriage_n_2985060.html

    • KarenAtFOH

      I had a crush on Marie when I was in college. Or was that Linda Ronstadt? Ahem. In my job hunting lately I’ve been coming across conservative religious and evangelical writings about their slow changes towards acceptance of marriage equality. And it seems like some of the larger influences come from people like Marie: parents of LGBT children who go to their leaders distraught, asking how can they be expected to choose between their children and their religion? They are putting leadership in a painful bind, and some of them are walking out rather than betraying their children. Some leaders are taking note and moving towards change.

      • The Professor

        I think that is great. But when they continue to pour dark money into trying to force their religious crap into civil law, I lose all patience. Our next big fight is going to be all this religious “liberty” bullshit. Allowing civil tax-payer salaried government employees to deny service because it goes against their religious bigotry. Nope.

        • Prixator

          I think we have to really keep emphasizing that religion IS a preference, while sexuality IS NOT.

          So, when the two come into conflict, religious preference has to defer.

      • Jonty Coppersmith

        When faced with choosing between their children and their religion, any parents who don’t automatically choose their children are sorry ass excuses for parents.

  • kiltedyak

    Thats ok Donny I know a lot of straight people too…some of my good friends are straight.

    • Reality.Bites

      But are any of them Morons?

      • kiltedyak

        Yup..Morons and Mormons, which around here are the same thing.

        • Reality.Bites

          Please excuse my execrable spelling. No matter how hard I try I can’t spell Moron.

          • kiltedyak

            Its ok, I get in trouble because I call them Morons all the time

          • fuow

            That’s alright, they can’t help losing tablets of gold all the time, either.

      • Bad Tom

        Not a one.

  • oikos

    Mormon documents? Like the ones “written” by Joseph Smith , a functionally illiterate grifter? The house of cards that is the basis of Mormon faith. Next.

    • Todd20036

      Morbo hates the Mormons?

      • oikos

        Morbo will destroy all Mormons, along with all puny humans. šŸ™‚

        • CottonBlimp

          How close is Morbo’s homeworld to planet Kolob? Does God actually live there?

    • MythicalBeast

      Gotta love that “Book of Abraham” scam.

      • RFW

        Momo history is replete with similar incidents.

        Why is this? Because the first converts clearly were themselves gullible types and thanks to the miracle of genetic inheritance, so are their descendants.

    • Sean

      “We warn that individuals who violate covenants of chastity […] will one day stand accountable before God.”

      I wonder, could one appeal such a case to the God who was your own God’s God when your own God was still a mortal?

      • oikos

        I wonder which wife covenants of chastity was aimed at? So many to choose from.

        • You know the one about adultery? That counts as dont you dis our marriages, and don’t you make nobody conceive their rapist’s kid. Muthafuggin chriStains!

      • ChriStains STOLE my g-d and say it’s all meant literally. We had a hit there with that Noah bit –You call THIS rain? Sheeet…– Twisted theiving muthafuggin faith-head liars.

    • woodroad34

      Mormons claim to be ‘christians’, well Donnie Mother Fucking Osmond:

      “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?”

      Matthew 7:3

      Oh, that’s right; cherry picking to fit his bigoted agenda

  • kiltedyak

    Also fuck you Donny..if you were half the man NPH is….oh wait you are

  • JalapeƱoBusiness

    Dear Donny Osmond: On behalf of myself and others with “gay tendencies”, please go fuck yourself and your magic underwear too.

  • mattdocmartin

    But banging your sister? A-OK!

    • Reality.Bites

      Marie has better taste than that.

      • JalapeƱoBusiness

        She had to taste it first.

        • Reality.Bites

          What are fathers for?

          • JalapeƱoBusiness
          • Reality.Bites

            Sorry – what are MORMON fathers for?

          • JalapeƱoBusiness

            Reading the big book of Mormon Stories, of course.

            Chapter One: Misogyny is our Number 1 Tenet.

            Chapter 2: When in doubt, refer to chapter 1.

          • Todd20036

            Chapter 3: blacks are cursed and should be treated as such.
            Chapter 4: gays are cursed and need to remain in the closet.
            Chapter 5: anyone not a Mormon is cursed.
            Chapter 6: Inbreeding is a necessity since most people in the entire world is cursed.
            Chapter 7: A daughter taking her father on a prom date is NOT creepy at all (see chapters 1-6)

          • Drew2U

            …Hey, “Sister Wife” is a big word. They need a responsible adult in the house.

    • Porkie

      But(t) banging your sister (snigger).

  • clay

    So, it’s only okay to be gay, as long as you stay in a straight, reproductive marriage, AND ARE IN THE MORMON CHURCH. Uhh, Donny, no, no, and HELL NO!

    • JalapeƱoBusiness
      • Todd20036

        To which I’d respond, “He was pretty gay when I was plowing him.”

        • oikos

          If you didn’t kiss, then he’s not gay.

          • He had his tongue buried in my ass, and screamed “FUCKMEGODDAMMITFUCKME!!” when I returned the favor.

            I’d say that makes him a fag, fershur!

          • oikos

            But did he kiss you? On the lips? šŸ™‚ If not then not gay, Mommie. Closet protocol #9669.

          • IamM

            25% less fun than protocol# 6699.

      • IamM

        Oh, wellā€¦Better luck next time.
        šŸ˜‰

    • HadenoughBS

      Leave it to DO to explain “classy” to the rest of us. Has he watched any of his old TV show reruns???

      BTW, I can accept those with Mormon tendencies as long as they don’t act upon them.

    • Eric in Oakland

      “Whether we may be tempted to be immoral with members of our own sex or of the opposite sex, we are expected to live chaste lives.”

      It almost sounds like he is suggesting straight sex is immoral too, or that gay sex is acceptable within marriage, just like straight sex. Oh wait. It’s just another hypocritical false equivalency.

      • RFW

        “We are expected to live chaste lives”

        By whom? Where does it say that?

        And this from an adherent to a religion that used to think having a few dozen wives was A-okay (if you could afford them). Chastity when ol’ Brigham was screwing them wives day and night? Surely you jest!

        Incidentally, “celibate” means not married. “Chaste” means no sex at all. RC priests are celibate but as we know not chaste; momo bigwigs are(were) neither.

    • “What’s required? Nuttin but
      do justice, love mercy, walk humbly…”
      Dont mind me, dang Christains stole our gd ::mumble, mutter,curse::

  • Ninja0980

    Why should we care about what a washed up has been thinks?

  • Dan

    …and I bet he yells at kids to get off his lawn too.

    Bye Felicia.

  • anne marie in philly

    blah blah blah. your 15 seconds of fame were up 30 years ago. now sit down and STFU and MYOB!

  • CB

    Poor Donny hasn’t been the same since the $10,000 Pyramid was cancelled.

  • j.martindale

    Why are incest and child molestation so prevalent in Mormonism?

    • Jonathan

      Because Bring’em Young had a thing for little girls!!! God knows he married enough of them!!!

  • rextrek1

    Donny Osmond can suck a GOP dick….I CAN’T Stand him……. NPH’s performance went over his head – beings there was an “underwear” scene in Movie BIRDMAN

    • fuow

      Hey, what are you talking about. It’s not like NPH was moderating a show about current movies or anything.
      Oh….
      :))

    • Todd E.

      I watched an interview with him recently and he is such a blowhard…major ego…and just unfunny, even though he desperately tries to be so. Also — has anyone even come close to asking Donny to host ANY awards show?

      • Octavio

        The Miss Provo and the Miss BYU pageants?

  • Bluto

    Same old shit. We’re supposed to live loveless, companionless, lonely lives to appease THEIR shitty god. Fuck that.

    • Todd20036

      Yeah, my dad tried to pull that shit with me. I have better things to do with my time, not to mention no woman deserves to be a stage prop in life.

      • Justin

        “no woman deserves to be a stage prop in life.” is to be engraved in bronze and displayed prominently everywhere: especially in front of churches.

      • Bj Lincoln

        Thank you. We are NOT a stage prop, eye candy or a prize to be shown off then dismissed.

    • Amanda B. Rekendwith

      • This! This is the best thing I’ve seen in days and days! Giant numerous thanks!

        • Amanda B. Rekendwith

          šŸ˜‰

  • Gene Perry

    Donny who?

  • Anastasia Beaverhousen

    Donny, why are you still relevant. Your hair dye annoys me. Now go put those magic underwear on.

  • goofy_joe

    This is a sad, silly thing for him to be using to try and claw his way back to relevance.

    • Todd20036

      It will work among the Fox “news” patrons.

  • Jonathan

    His Niece is a lesbian, so I guess he knows at least one gay person. I wonder if she thinks he’s an asshole?

  • MattPS

    What a wordsmith! He actually used the “Some of my best friends” phrase.

    • David Walker

      Well, he used to be in the show business.

  • Well, he sure looks fine to me with long hair and minimal coverings. Then again the picture is small and blurred.

    • Reality.Bites

      Ditto the genitals.

  • TampaZeke

    But he got nekkid for Jeezus! That’s different. ANYTHING you do for JEEZUS is different!

  • mlawrence

    Donny’s just pissed because NPH isn’t wearing Magic Mormon Underwear like he does. http://mormonssecret.com/

  • Yalma Cuder-Zicci

    r.e. his gay marriage statement, how can Rosie O’Donnell be such good friends with him, or at least give the impression that she is when he has appeared on The View?

    • She’s Weird

      Rosie also pretended to have a girl-crush on Tommy C. for years.

  • Drew2U

    He’s right, Jesus didnt need a sock.

  • mlawrence

    Donny some of my best friends are straight, in fact many of my own family members are straight, except they aren’t all sanctimonious assholes like you and your Uncle Allan, whom I’ve personally met and can’t believe he thinks he’s relevant, like as you also seem to think.

    • Palmer

      Isn’t Alan one of his brothers? And, if memory serves, one of them cruises Provo all the time.

      • mlawrence

        Allan his brother is a dickhead as well, but he’s sick so I try not to talk about him.

  • camel54

    Apropos of very little, but the thought occurred to me that Donny’s wig might be of some assistance in Donny Trump’s presidential bid.

  • fuow

    He’s just jealous that NPH looks better at 41 stripped down than he did in his 20s.

    • Robert

      I’d have to disagree… That photo of him is pretty hot..

    • shrpblnd

      I disagree as well. I don’t agree with his beliefs, but I have always though he was a good looking man and is aging very well.

    • BrandySpears

      NPH looks good for a 61yo – not a 41yo.

  • Oscarlating Wildely

    Wait— Donny Osmond’s not gay? The guy that wore purple socks and sang showtunes, did that music show with his sister and wore tight white pants– that guy. He’s not gay?—- did anyone tell him that? Not that I care, but I mean, you would think he would know.
    Next thing you know you’ll be telling me that Aaron Schrok thinks he’s straight. Wow– too much, that would be delusional!

  • delk

    Go away little girl.

  • MDB

    One of my best friends is a Mormon…….he has “tenancies” to succumb to LDS temptation !

  • Boy Elvis
  • Ragnar Lothbrok

    I thought you were the ‘ Soldier of Love ” Don Don ?

    Remember when I saw you crossing the street when you were in Omaha for your Dream Coat gig ? You totally gave me the queer eye.

  • Sean Taylor

    Another mormon who can fuckoff

  • Questioning

    Is it true the incestual rape is 400 times more common in devout Mormon households?

    • Answering

      Incestual rape is regarded as a religious sacrament by Mormon elders. So the answer is yes.

  • Time Warper

    Anyone else notice every time the mormon sex cult is up to something those bucktoothed Osmonds suddenly have a career again?

  • noni

    Donnie Osmond who glorified “Puppy Love”.

  • LADY MABELINE

    He has a fan?

  • “In fact, some of my best friends are gay.”
    – Donny Osmond

    “In fact, some of my best fucktoys have been Mormon missionaries.”
    – Mommie Dammit

    Poll:
    Which of the above statements is true?

  • Blake J Butler

    NPH was just paying homage to Birdman.

    • kevin vincent

      And I doubt any of the ladies complained at ALL lol they probably recorded it and watch it over and over

  • KCMC

    BDSM musical

  • saucetin

    He’s bummed that he can, 15 years later, no longer pull off the look.

  • Xuuths

    Ask your ‘best friends who are gay’ what they think of your stance on gay equality. You might be surprised at the response.

  • Joespeh

    Donny disses Britney Spears who was winning the Best Of Vegas poll. Somehow he got back in first place. I’d rather see her win then a homophobe.

    • Joespeh

      Text “Vote Britney” to 81500

    • Joseph

      D&M won 3 years in a row. Beating Celine Dion. They beg on social media for votes & follow you if you vote. Even some people get phone calls if they show a screenshot of their vote.

  • Sean

    But Michael Keaton nominated for an award for a role that required to run through Time Square in his underwear is classy? You know because that was the role and scene NPH was imitating – a scene they aired several times throughout the night.

  • Barry William Teske

    Donny Osmond knows all about temptation.
    Made a career of it.
    Still bilking, milking, and filthing.
    Because money.

  • Capritaur

    Donny provided the singing voice for the delicious gaysian B.D. Wong’s voice role in Mulan.

    He just wants to make a man out of NPH.

  • JCF

    People who watched the Oscars (NPH in his undies) can be divided into those who got the “Birdman” joke, and those who didn’t. My father and I were in the latter group, and my dad felt the same as Donny Osmond (I was “eh”). NB: Donny is just a few years older than me (53), and my dad is 94! (Dad doesn’t have the show biz connections that DO has, i.e., it’s certainly less understandable that Donny wouldn’t get the joke, than my dad)

    I’m betting Donny may have done some “back&fill” on his SSM stance since 2008. I could be wrong.

  • nipper

    Who?

  • TexPlant

    fuck You Donny O!!

  • Ginger Snap

    What a world of difference between him and his sister Marie.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAz4HJ-IFf0

  • ChadSF

    Donny Osmond #douchebag of the day.

  • Regan DuCasse

    I think it was quite fair to speculate on the orientation of his nephew Michael, who at 18, while attending the Fashion Institute of Design and Merchandising here in Los Angeles, jumped from a 9 story balcony of his apartment across from the school.
    Evidently, Marie has a lesbian daughter.
    With family like this, gay children have no safe harbor…
    And it’s SO much easier to be condescending and dismissive it’s an inborn weakness to not want to survive.
    Or it’s a choice to have ‘such tendencies’.
    Donny, don’t fool yourself asshole.
    You have no gay friends, because YOU are no friend of anyone gay.
    Not even the youngsters in your own family.

  • woodroad34

    Wasn’t it just a couple of years ago he was dancing with women dressed in pretty much nothing on Dancing With The Stars? That’s classy because it’s women – but he’s heterosexual — and it’s okay for him to go on stage like because he was portraying something “biblical” and “art”? I’ve had this same discussion with a bigot over on Just Jared, who said “decent people didn’t need to see a homosexual on stage in his underwear”. And she also claimed she wasn’t bigoted. I had to call her on her allusion to being decent and portraying Neal as just a homosexual (and thus perverted). I also had to point out the 20 foot Sharon Stone crossing and uncrossing her legs in the opening montage and Tom Cruise sliding across the floor in HIS underwear and J-Lo prominent in a barely restraining dress–non of which did she call out how “decent” people didn’t need to see “heterosexuals in their underwear or showing off their ‘heterosexual’ parts. She’s really upset because I called her a bigot and doesn’t want the public to know.