Remember that epic dick joke from the season finale of HBO’s Silicon Valley? Well, Stanford researchers have run the numbers. And if you’ll pardon the pun, it stands up. Says math! It’s totally mathematically sound, and it includes further explanations and drawings, in case you were chuckling too hard through the long, elaborate joke to catch the diagram of you know, shaft ratios. This is amazing, and somehow educational.
Hit the link above for the Stanford paper on how long it would take to jerk off 800 men in the audience of a start up presentation. The non-embeddable clip from the show is here. Watch that first. Keywords: mean jerk time, girth similarity, hot swapping, metric for stamina. The clip is not office friendly, obviously.