Pentagon OK’s Soft Porn On Military Bases

The Pentagon has rejected a demand from the wingnut group Morality In Media, who claims that on-base sales of Penthouse and Playboy violate federal decency standards.

The group contends that the display and sale of adult magazines in military exchanges amounts to a violation of the Military Honor and Decency Act of 1996, which prohibits the sale or rental at military exchanges of material in which “the dominant theme … depicts or describes nudity, including sexual or excretory activities or organs in a lascivious way.” Vollrath responded to the group with a July 22 letter saying that a review board had looked at those magazine and concluded that “based on the totality of each magazine’s content, they were not sexually explicit under [the federal law].”

Remember, it’s your godly duty to kill and be killed for your nation, but Jesus hates fapping.