CBS is promoting its nighttime lineup with a series of webclips in which dialog from their more popular shows is dubbed over scenes from the children’s holiday classic Frosty The Snowman. And guess who doesn’t like that? Via the right-wing site Newsbusters:
In a perverse advertisement currently on the its Web site, CBS is trying to cross market the crass television show “How I Met Your Mother” with the children’s holiday classics “Frosty the Snowman” and “Frosty Returns.” The disgusting result was the video “Frosty the Inappropriate Snowman,” in which Neil Patrick Harris’s voice (in character from the sitcom “How I Met Your Mother”) was dubbed over Frosty footage. Harris’ Frosty said things like, “We’ve got to have a bros’ night at a strip club” because it’s “healthy” and “harmless.” He also discussed his “porn collection” and “the Dominator 8000 – the best bull whip on the market.” Well-known scenes of the classic Frosty delighting children by coming to life were perverted by the ad which included Frosty saying, “I have been with a lot of women. Blondes. Brunettes. Redheads. Big boobs. Small boobs. Medium boobs. Some boobs that were big but kind of in a bad way.”The new, crude snowman also encouraged the white rabbit in the movie to have sexual fantasies: “You should have hit that. Dude, your pants were already off. You had a classroom full of people to cheer you on. And you can’t knock her up because it’s a dream.”
Other shows getting the Frosty treatment includes CBS’ bawdy Two And A Half Men.The Neil Patrick Harris clip is below.