Levi Johnston’s hotly anticipated photo shoot is being teased over at Playgirl.com. The word is that there will not be any full-frontal after all. Congrats to my fellow Key West traveler Josh Koll, who got to lend Levi his stick for the shoot. His hockey stick, you dirty birds. Meanwhile Sarah Palin is huffing that Levi is “too busy making porn” to see her bastard grandchild.