Levi Johnston Signs With Playgirl

After fielding numerous offers from straight and gay porn outlets, Levi Johnston has signed on for a nude pictorial with Playgirl.

To get ready for his close-up, Johnston is training three hours a day, six nights a week at an Anchorage gym with a local body builder. A formal agreement hasn’t been reached with the online magazine, but the photo shoot is a “foregone conclusion,” said Johnston’s attorney, Rex Butler. After Sen. John McCain chose Palin as his running mate, Johnston was thrust into the national spotlight early in the campaign after Palin abruptly announced her unwed daughter was pregnant and the couple would marry. The couple broke up after the birth of their son, Tripp, in December. The relationship between the Palins and Johnston since then has often been strained, mostly over visitation issues.

Sarah Palin has declined to comment on the news that the penis that was once inside her daughter will soon be seen by the world.