Jesus Wrote The Constitution

Christianist artist John McNaughton is selling prints of his painting One Nation Under God, which depicts Jesus proudly holding the U.S. Constitution as a crowd of historical figures and representatives of right-wing targets look on. On this interactive version of the painting, an effete man with crossed arms called Mr. Hollywood “represents the entertainment business in America. He looks with disdain upon the judge and the pregnant woman.” An Asian man representing “the immigrant” has a “look of shock on his face as he realizes where America’s source of greatness comes from as he see Christ holding the Constitution.” The Supreme Court justice is “hiding his head in shame as he realizes the damage his court has done to this country.” Click over for more scroll-over nonsense. One Nation Under God is available for $139, unframed.