Wingnutistan is up in arms (again!) because the 2010 Census will include GPS data for the front doors every American home. Via World Net Daily:
“GPS coordinates of your front door will make it easier for the government to monitor you. The U.S. Census Bureau is simply an excuse – a harmless looking means of obtaining the front door coordinates. The creation of GPS coordinates for front doors has nothing to do with the census, in all honesty, no matter how much the United States government tries to convince you that it does. The Obamites, thirsty to serve their new messianic figure, have lost enough of their objectivity to be willingly recruited into such an insidious program like gaining these coordinates for the U.S. government.”
And then he took his Google Maps print-out and got into his GSP-equipped car to find the nearest titty bar.
WND readers respond:
-“Obama is really scaring me..swine flu outbreak..air force one incident..now he is tracking us to our front door?..i have a very bad feeling that we are in a lot of trouble and it’s just starting..he wants to control the radio and internet..i fear for america and the american people..i don’t think obama is as foolish as he wants everyone to believe..he has an agenda and he knows exactly what he’s doing..i think he is more evil than anyone can imagine..”
-“Well, once they have the GPS coordinates for everybody in the USA then they just need to match that info up with Janet Napolean’s list of the “domestic terrorist troublemakers” and voila! Properly programmed smart weapons can then be used to eliminate any opposition to Obummer’s dictatorship.”
-“They’ll be wearing blue helmets, won’t be able to read English or an American map, but they’ll be marginally intelligent enough to follow GPS coordinates and read the number of ‘anti-U.N./NWO Christian extremists’ occupying the dwellings. Yes, they will kill me because I do plan to take a few with me. (but of course I will leave the ‘coordinates’ immediately with family at the first word of emergency or GPS aerial attack.)”