Blago’s Terrible Hair Declares Itself Innocent Of Everything

Via HuffPo:

Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich defiantly proclaimed his innocence Friday and said that he will not let a “political lynch mob” force him to resign. “I will fight. I will fight. I will fight until I take my last breath,” Blagojevich said in his first official statement since being arrested last week on federal corruption charges. “And I’m not going to quit a job that people hired me to do because of false accusations and a political lynch mob.”

Wait a minute, did Blago seriously just recite a Kipling poem? I couldn’t stop staring at his hair.