Even If You Don’t Have A Whopper,
You Can Still Smell Like One

Gothamist reports that Burger King has just launched a Whopper-scented men’s body spray, the perfect stocking stuffer for that PETA member roommate of yours.

Just in time for your mom Santa to toss this in your Christmas stocking, Burger King has released a limited-edition men’s body spray that evokes the smell of freshly broiled Whoppers. But isn’t this what they spray on the burgers already for authenticity? No! According to a press release, “The King is setting hearts ablaze for the holidays with his new scent of choice. FLAME™, a new men’s body spray by Burger King Corp., features the scent of seduction with the hint of flame-broiled meat. A favorite of the King, FLAME™ is available for purchase for a limited time at select Ricky’s retailers in-store or online.”

Back when I haunted the bear bars in SF, I used to joke that I was putting tiny dabs of potato salad behind each ear before I went out. I imagine this Burger King product might work a little better. The site for Flame is fun to play around on, parts of it are almost as creepy as Burger King’s Subservient Chicken – something that provided endless hilarity to my office mates a few years ago.