Requires Four D Batteries (Not Included)

The Smart Car finally goes on sale in U.S. dealerships in a few weeks. Father Tony has had the convertible model on order for months, he plans on using it to zip between the gay bars of Hells Kitchen and the East Village, I imagine. Designed by Mercedes, it seems the perfect vehicle for Manhattan, but I’m not sure I’d want to be on the highway in it. I’m also sure it will be about ten minutes before somebody puts a big wind-up key on the top.

UPDATE: Reader Steven sent in this photo of the Smart Roadster he recent drove in Rome.